going for a mashup of cute hacker android, three communist manifestos in a trench coat, teenage witch, and OH NO A GOBLIN. thats right its OH NO A cute hacker communist teenage witch GOBLIN android.
Yeah, not strictly by choice, more I am too disabled for capitalism and got into the culinary arts (I made croissants from scratch without a recipe because I could, and it worked perfectly).
Meanwhile my gf is literally cool girl character archetype #3 of just the queer mechanic girl who rides a motorcycle... She is so amazing and I love her and how did I manage to get with her and how am I the top
Three communist manifestos in a trenchcoat? Nah, I'm more the communist manifesto, socialism Utopian and scientific, and combat liberalism in a trenchcoat
44 Comments
ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 70d
I feel like I've fallen through the cracks on this one!
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d
Honestly, i kinda feel similarly. The closest one is goblin, but I wouldn't even fit that if I wasn't such a femcel
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 69d
probably the closest one for me is literal cat but also I am not a girl, I'm a dragon and also not a cat.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
I keep running into different definitions. But since this is a rare opportunity to ask someone who claims the label, what even is a femcel?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 69d
In my case, I just mean an absolute failure of a person who just happens to be a woman
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 70d
“Trans girls! Get your trans girls!”
HEY! This is just a cat.
“I can see you my friend, know trans girls.”
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 69d
:3c
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 70d
going for a mashup of cute hacker android, three communist manifestos in a trench coat, teenage witch, and OH NO A GOBLIN. thats right its OH NO A cute hacker communist teenage witch GOBLIN android.
pennomi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 70d
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
Four Androids, and their teacher, Mistress Gender, facing off against their family's deadly foe, Testo Sterone and his army of assassins, the Balls.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 70d
:3
arcine@jlai.lu · 18 pts · 70d
What is "Dusa" ? I fit into the "teenage witch" category personally
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 38 pts · 70d
She's a character from the game Hades. Very sweet, cheerful, overly helpful and anxious. Also gets stupid shy and disappears when flirted with
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 69d
I'd be her if I was more innocent and pure
beccaboben@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
Also want to know what is “Dusa”!
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 70d
A character from the game Hades by Supergiant Games
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 70d
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yakko@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 70d
A cat has scratched this post to fuck
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 13 pts · 70d
Oh no I am a Target mom… except not actually Target anymore because f**** that company.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 70d
Hard to tell but i thank i may be Fea who stole your gender... not sure how i feel about that.
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 70d
You took my AGAB. It’s okay though, I’m much happier now 😄💛🤍💜🖤 thank you!
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 70d
OH NO GOBLIN in the streets, literal cat in the sheets.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 70d
Second last is def me, also the manifestos
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 70d
As a cis guy I can say the 50's housewives but horny and progressive types I've met have all been really cool
Kanda@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 70d
Three communist manifestos is like half a chapter of Das Kapital
AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 70d
Or - hear me out - all at once.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 69d
the best answer
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 69d
I see this as an absolute win, they can have it
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 70d
I sometimes describe myself as a transbian tradwife so I guess I'm on the list.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 70d
Mostly Goblin with a mix of trenchcoat, cat, and hacker accents?
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 70d
What about the theater kids?
yuri@pawb.social · 9 pts · 70d
i think i can fit all the theater kids i knew into these archetypes actually
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 70d
Stereotypes are kinda real kinda not, they're fine so long as people don't confuse them for actual reality which is far more complex.
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 70d
Hmmm... I am a lot of things. ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა Never fully one stereotype though. I'm fine with it though ≽^•⩊•^≼
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 70d
Am goblin
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 69d
goblin gang rise up! ✊
ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d
Have recently become essentially the second to last one...
Still communist kitty goblin who is kinda hackery though
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
1950s wife is a wonderful dynamic when done by choice. I'd love to give my my future wife the chance not to need to work
ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 68d
Yeah, not strictly by choice, more I am too disabled for capitalism and got into the culinary arts (I made croissants from scratch without a recipe because I could, and it worked perfectly). Meanwhile my gf is literally cool girl character archetype #3 of just the queer mechanic girl who rides a motorcycle... She is so amazing and I love her and how did I manage to get with her and how am I the top
alapakala@quokk.au · 2 pts · 70d
Nice Cassie missed Mines.
subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 70d
Target mom and 50a housewife with a little goblin mixed in.
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 70d
I'm at least 2 of these things.
mrunicornman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d
That makes you a panstereotype.
A panstereo is a stovetop unit with an inbuilt speaker. So you are also an android who would be popular at parties because you have food and music.
Note that this also technically makes you a Transformer.
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 70d
Three communist manifestos in a trenchcoat? Nah, I'm more the communist manifesto, socialism Utopian and scientific, and combat liberalism in a trenchcoat
FukOui@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 70d
Fae who stole your gender seems cute
mrunicornman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d