there is only one that fits me

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ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 70d (4 replies)

I feel like I've fallen through the cracks on this one!

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d (3 replies)

Honestly, i kinda feel similarly. The closest one is goblin, but I wouldn't even fit that if I wasn't such a femcel

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 69d

probably the closest one for me is literal cat but also I am not a girl, I'm a dragon and also not a cat.

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d (1 reply)

I keep running into different definitions. But since this is a rare opportunity to ask someone who claims the label, what even is a femcel?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 69d

In my case, I just mean an absolute failure of a person who just happens to be a woman

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 70d (1 reply)

“Trans girls! Get your trans girls!”
HEY! This is just a cat.
“I can see you my friend, know trans girls.”

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 69d

:3c

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 70d (3 replies)

going for a mashup of cute hacker android, three communist manifestos in a trench coat, teenage witch, and OH NO A GOBLIN. thats right its OH NO A cute hacker communist teenage witch GOBLIN android.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 70d (1 reply)
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GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d

Four Androids, and their teacher, Mistress Gender, facing off against their family's deadly foe, Testo Sterone and his army of assassins, the Balls.

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 70d

:3

arcine@jlai.lu · 18 pts · 70d (4 replies)

What is "Dusa" ? I fit into the "teenage witch" category personally

FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 38 pts · 70d (1 reply)

She's a character from the game Hades. Very sweet, cheerful, overly helpful and anxious. Also gets stupid shy and disappears when flirted with

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 69d

I'd be her if I was more innocent and pure

beccaboben@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Also want to know what is “Dusa”!

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 70d

A character from the game Hades by Supergiant Games

Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 70d (1 reply)

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yakko@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 70d

A cat has scratched this post to fuck

renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 13 pts · 70d

Oh no I am a Target mom… except not actually Target anymore because f**** that company.

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Hard to tell but i thank i may be Fea who stole your gender... not sure how i feel about that.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 70d

You took my AGAB. It’s okay though, I’m much happier now 😄💛🤍💜🖤 thank you!

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 70d

OH NO GOBLIN in the streets, literal cat in the sheets.

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 70d

Second last is def me, also the manifestos

Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 70d

As a cis guy I can say the 50's housewives but horny and progressive types I've met have all been really cool

Kanda@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 70d

Three communist manifestos is like half a chapter of Das Kapital

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Or - hear me out - all at once.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 69d

the best answer

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 69d

Fae who stole your gender

I see this as an absolute win, they can have it

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 70d

I sometimes describe myself as a transbian tradwife so I guess I'm on the list.

WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 70d

Mostly Goblin with a mix of trenchcoat, cat, and hacker accents?

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 70d (1 reply)

What about the theater kids?

yuri@pawb.social · 9 pts · 70d

i think i can fit all the theater kids i knew into these archetypes actually

Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 70d

Stereotypes are kinda real kinda not, they're fine so long as people don't confuse them for actual reality which is far more complex.

Shirow@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 70d

Hmmm... I am a lot of things. ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა Never fully one stereotype though. I'm fine with it though ≽^•⩊•^≼

abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Am goblin

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 69d

goblin gang rise up! ✊

ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d (2 replies)

Have recently become essentially the second to last one...

Still communist kitty goblin who is kinda hackery though

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d (1 reply)

1950s wife is a wonderful dynamic when done by choice. I'd love to give my my future wife the chance not to need to work

ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 68d

Yeah, not strictly by choice, more I am too disabled for capitalism and got into the culinary arts (I made croissants from scratch without a recipe because I could, and it worked perfectly). Meanwhile my gf is literally cool girl character archetype #3 of just the queer mechanic girl who rides a motorcycle... She is so amazing and I love her and how did I manage to get with her and how am I the top

alapakala@quokk.au · 2 pts · 70d

Nice Cassie missed Mines.

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 70d

Target mom and 50a housewife with a little goblin mixed in.

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 70d (1 reply)

I'm at least 2 of these things.

mrunicornman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d

That makes you a panstereotype.

A panstereo is a stovetop unit with an inbuilt speaker. So you are also an android who would be popular at parties because you have food and music.

Note that this also technically makes you a Transformer.

Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 70d

Three communist manifestos in a trenchcoat? Nah, I'm more the communist manifesto, socialism Utopian and scientific, and combat liberalism in a trenchcoat

FukOui@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 70d

Fae who stole your gender seems cute

mrunicornman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
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