One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis, on national channels that they own. We can safely say the R’s have an aversion to reality.
You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.
That's either pure intellectual dishonesty, or an exemplary demonstration of being incapable of logical thought, either of which seems to place you squarely in the demographic being targeted in this thread.
If you're looking to refute a point, then commit to it and argue properly. If you're trying to make a different point, then state it and provide your reasoning.
It's very annoying to see "you're only in the other camp because you're a dumb-dumb" rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.
It's two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order "point at the other boat and scoff harder!"
No, it's one sinking ship. Two captains alternate command. One side cordons off the holes with a velvet rope, the other is drilling holes to collect on the insurance money.
They both have insurance policies out on the boat.
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I've got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won't suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it's usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven't been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife's lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat's affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn't know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.
It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.
Idk, shortly after seeing trans lesbians I decided to transition. And I clearly didn't have years of struggling with those feelings prior to that… Every teenage boy hates not having breasts and for some reason suspects he's only compatible with bi women.
I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.
99 Comments
homes@piefed.world · 134 pts · 37d
If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · -29 pts · 37d
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 37d
One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis, on national channels that they own. We can safely say the R’s have an aversion to reality.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 37d
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 36d
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d
Five examples spanning decades? 👏
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 36d
You’re absolutely right. We really should have more than 2 political parties.
Unless you were trying to make some other point.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 37d
You are purposely choosing to ignore the context in which the original statement was made, so that you can paint it as unfounded.
That's either pure intellectual dishonesty, or an exemplary demonstration of being incapable of logical thought, either of which seems to place you squarely in the demographic being targeted in this thread.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 37d
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 37d
That's a distinction without a difference.
If you're looking to refute a point, then commit to it and argue properly. If you're trying to make a different point, then state it and provide your reasoning.
You did neither.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 37d
homes@piefed.world · 7 pts · 37d
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 37d
Can we at least get the wickerman?
homes@piefed.world · 4 pts · 37d
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 37d
davidagain@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 37d
It's possible to become extremely tired of RELENTLESS reality-defying bOtH SiDes nonsense.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 37d
homes@piefed.world · 8 pts · 37d
That’s very clearly not what happened here
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 37d
FlyingCircus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 36d
Yes, the Democrats are also conservatives by global standards.
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 37d
Not true! We've all heard of the communist part...
Oh they don't anymore do they?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 36d
It's very annoying to see "you're only in the other camp because you're a dumb-dumb" rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.
It's two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order "point at the other boat and scoff harder!"
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 36d
No, it's one sinking ship. Two captains alternate command. One side cordons off the holes with a velvet rope, the other is drilling holes to collect on the insurance money.
They both have insurance policies out on the boat.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d
Uh, everyone tuck your pants into your socks
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 36d
miraclerandy@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 37d
My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 37d
ohhh that's good
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 37d
It's probably true too
Dicska@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 36d
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I've got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won't suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it's usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 56 pts · 37d
But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that's gay.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 18 pts · 37d
Conservatives: unironically, this.
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 37d
Theres nothing more masculine than two bros with sweaty muscles and beards fighting it out under the sheets.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 37d
No, you have to show them two women kissing.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 37d
Now I'm a lesbian.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 37d
Me too! And I'm a cis man!
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 37d
We can fix that.
peripheralneuropathy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
You know what to do. Now go put on those pantyhose and makeup. You're the lipstick lesbian now.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Do any femmes still wear pantyhose?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 36d
That will just turn them into transbians.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 36d
Can confirm. Saw a classmate with her GF and got very jealous, despite having my own GF at the time. Turns out I was jealous of the wrong thing.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 5 pts · 36d
Now i am a woman and lesbian
fizzle@quokk.au · 38 pts · 37d
I remember my dad explaining that "the gays" did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 37d
Double income, and no kids. It's the ultimate life-hack.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 37d
Were it so easy
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 37d
The day your dad discovered DINKs.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 37d
What did he think about lesbians
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 37d
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven't been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 37d
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 37d
Poor household fetish
kutt@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 37d
At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess
fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 37d
Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something
/s
Schmoo@slrpnk.net · 31 pts · 37d
This is the logic behind conversion therapy and they actually do this (albeit with the addition of electric shocks and all sorts of abuse).
Armand1@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 37d
They like to ignore that there is no evidence that it works, and in fact significant evidence that it does not.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 37d
over_clox@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 37d
The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.
Now I identify as a gay frog.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 37d
I like fish sticks.
Now I'm
Kanye Westa gay fish.adarza@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 37d
kiss one of the frogs, and you'll have yourself a gay prince!
bountygiver@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 35d
What if they are a gay frog cursed to become a human
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 36d
It won't work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.
Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It's too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.
Aiz@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 36d
Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 35d
Wait hold on I have not considered this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife's lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat's affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 35d
God i love a compelling narrative. Keep going, i'm close.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 36d
that definitely turned me lesbian... in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now
Aiz@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 36d
That sounds homosexual to me
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.
Aiz@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 35d
Wait till they see the rainbow crosswalk
axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 36d
It does seem to have its own gravity.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again "on accidente"
becausechemistry@piefed.social · 23 pts · 37d
That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 37d
Maybe they need a more robust ideology
spiffmeister@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 35d
No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.
Prathas@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 35d
Dang, what logic gate did you step through? Good thinking!
thericofactor@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 35d
Excellent! Do you perhaps have some links to this phenomenon, so I can help with the effort?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 36d
Except fuck Dave Chappel, the bigoted piece of shit LGBTQ hater.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 36d
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 36d
Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 36d
Rolder@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 37d
If they see two men kissing, then they see two women kissing, does it equal out?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 37d
Omg. How do you not know that this is how kids turn Bi?
Rolder@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 37d
Shit I haven’t been to the weekly antifa meeting in awhile, not up to date with the current meta strats
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 37d
how do you turn the kids ace? Do you not show them any people kissing?
Aiz@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 36d
You show them a reversed clip. logic.
einlander@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 37d
But that would mean that sexuality is fluid....
Aiz@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 36d
Liquidsexual
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 37d
Or two women kissing.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 36d
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn't know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 36d
this logic is undeniable.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 37d
Maybe heterosexuality is a metastable state while homosexuality is a stable ground state. It's like sexual vacuum decay.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 37d
"Obviously two men kissing is so much better than a man and woman kissing, so that wouldn't possibly work" - some of those homophobes probably.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 37d
They just don't want to teach people it's normal
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d
Idk, shortly after seeing trans lesbians I decided to transition. And I clearly didn't have years of struggling with those feelings prior to that… Every teenage boy hates not having breasts and for some reason suspects he's only compatible with bi women.
jojowakaki@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.
el3ctron@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 32d
includes a redtube pro suscrption, problem solved.