NOOOOOO !!!

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49 Comments

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 109 pts · 80d (4 replies)

somehow "okay" is the funniest line

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 80d (3 replies)

What else could you say to that?

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 80d

"oh...kay?"

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d

"Can I watch?"

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d

"I'm going to ravage you when we get home you fire hose pissing legend."

barooboodoo@lemmy.zip · 82 pts · 80d (3 replies)

AJ95@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d (2 replies)

i feel attacked

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Have u left yet?

AJ95@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 64d

all good man! turns out I had an issue and was given some meds. now I spray like a jet hose 😎

mEEGal@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 80d (4 replies)

Unsee this from my brain please

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 80d

No <3

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 80d (2 replies)

Have you not learned the first lesson of the internet?

mEEGal@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 80d (1 reply)

... that the internet is for porn ?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait

Goodeye8@piefed.social · 59 pts · 80d (1 reply)

This is one of those comics where you question the sanity of the author, and in this specific case also the cleanliness of their toilet.

mrsemi@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 80d
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gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 52 pts · 80d (7 replies)

borth@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 80d (5 replies)

What. Is. This. But most importantly... Why

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 12 pts · 80d (4 replies)

Damn it, I need answers!

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 80d

Searching "Peeing on sun movie" was less than productive, for me. In fact, I think I'll just go lay down now. Thats enough internet for me today.
Good night.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 80d (2 replies)

I had to know as well so I'll save you all from Google thinking you're suddenly really into pee.

It's from a movie called 'A Tale of Legendary Libido' here's the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gscAT6LALk

Vincent@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 80d

Unfortunately YouTube is Google's too, so now it knows.

That's OK Google, I'm not ashamed.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d

dude i don't care what google thinks. they think i'm an oncologist when all i do is teach oncologists.

yogurtwrong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d

some men when they see a clean public toilet

ceenote@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 80d (3 replies)

It's his own fault. He should have held it in until he was ready for the cleaning.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 80d

You snooze you lose

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 80d (1 reply)

I don't think I could shit while holding in a full bladder of piss. Is that even possible?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 80d

its possible, if the shit/colon is putting pressure on the bladder.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 80d (2 replies)

I want to know what dating site he uses. I haven't found many partners that respond with a smile and an OK when I say this.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 80d

You gotta save that for a year in. When she's farting in front of you hit her with the ole shitstain pisser

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 80d

Sorry dudes, she's married :3

Can I get a hell yeah for my awesome wife

She has to put up with me. She probably needs a lot of hell yeahs

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 16 pts · 80d

Finally, the perfect line to exit a conversation.

0x0@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 80d

A true shitpost and you post it here?

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 80d

Its a man's sacred duty to power wash the toilet like that

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 80d

this is how conversations with my brothers go

im scared now that i would respond like the woman here would and i probably wouldnt even register it.

razen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 79d (4 replies)

Bruh what?

I hate when those streaks remain, i purposely flush twice for that same reason.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d (3 replies)

You may want to reevaluate your diet

razen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d (2 replies)

It's rare.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Then cook it more

Dicska@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d

Nah mate, last time I tried that it was quite a job moving it to the oven from the toilet bowl.

NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 79d

I’ve often been told that we can assume many other people in the world think like us and have the same weirdo thoughts, desires, fears, etc. That no matter what an oddball we feel like, we are all the same internally. But this cartoon is proving that untrue - i am deeply grossed out of peeing on someone else’s shit stain, lest it splash back at me and coat me in their poo molecules.

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 6 pts · 80d

"okay" lmao

texture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 80d

Many such cases

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d

They got dibs'd

sleepmode@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d

F I B E R

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 80d

Someone please write a funny comment about this.

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d (2 replies)

I am now convinced some of my colleagues do this. Ffffffff

hakase@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 80d (1 reply)

They steal your shit streaks? Monsters!

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 80d

So that's where they've been going! I thought I was going crazy...

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 80d

Missed that it was two different people at first.

braydan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 80d
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