You made me look it up since it looked crazy. Im guessing its Lloyd Bridges as everyone here keeps asking? If so the earliest film credits i see would put him at 28. Kind of glad this is not true, i knew old ppl looked old but this one just scared me!
Also lack of sunscreen. For men, general lack of self care altogether. Not like it was better for women because cosmetics were literally toxic and, well, solely cosmetic. We're aware of so many more harms now and have the knowledge and means to avoid them in a way we really haven't before.. It's so dramatic and encompassing it's tough to overstate
All the lead didn't help. And the playing with mercury in school. Actually, there was lead involved there, too, as I remember my dad telling me about how they'd put a piece of lead in their cup of mercury to see that it floated.
Also had a science teacher clarify that it was mercury oxide that made playing with mercury so dangerous, with the anecdote of knowing someone who tried to commit suicide by drinking a large amount of mercury, but then only ended up with the shits (and probably a few less IQ points from the mercury oxide vapours he would have inhaled while drinking it).
Edit: oh, also the wars probably helped age people faster and no idea when this was filmed but he could have fought in either war and started acting after.
10 years ago I watched the movie Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried about the porno, Deep Throat. I'd never seen the original so after watching the movie I looked it up. The real Linda Lovelace looked like she was at least in her mid-30s but she was about 23.
Sitting here on lemmy scrolling doom after doom and thinking, “Why am I doing this to myself?” And then this comes along and makes me giggle uncontrollably for 5 minutes and it’s clear that this is the gold I was sifting for.
Hot take: separate beds are the way to go. You can push them together for more space if you want. But most of the time they are apart to facilitate sleeping.
And I like cuddling. I like falling asleep with someone in my arms. But I do not like 30 minutes later when my arm is asleep and I want to roll over, and then they are taking up 3/4 of the bed the whole night and are stealing the blankets. So: separate beds.
Absolutely saying this the next time I get a BJ. Joking and laughing is a nice thing while doing nice things. Don't have a partner ATM and I maybe saying this during a night one stand isn't the best idea, we'll see.
I also really want to figure out a version for Cunnilingus, would love if someone better than me at creative word use could help out.
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cattywampas@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 39d
Guy in the picture is 23 btw
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 39d
Woman in picture is 15, probably.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
More like 40 and 30.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 39d
You made me look it up since it looked crazy. Im guessing its Lloyd Bridges as everyone here keeps asking? If so the earliest film credits i see would put him at 28. Kind of glad this is not true, i knew old ppl looked old but this one just scared me!
adam_y@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d
adam_y@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 39d
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 39d
Pretty sure it was all the cigarette smoke prematurely aging people
adam_y@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 39d
axx@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 38d
Thank you
adam_y@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 39d
Also lack of sunscreen. For men, general lack of self care altogether. Not like it was better for women because cosmetics were literally toxic and, well, solely cosmetic. We're aware of so many more harms now and have the knowledge and means to avoid them in a way we really haven't before.. It's so dramatic and encompassing it's tough to overstate
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 39d
All the lead didn't help. And the playing with mercury in school. Actually, there was lead involved there, too, as I remember my dad telling me about how they'd put a piece of lead in their cup of mercury to see that it floated.
Also had a science teacher clarify that it was mercury oxide that made playing with mercury so dangerous, with the anecdote of knowing someone who tried to commit suicide by drinking a large amount of mercury, but then only ended up with the shits (and probably a few less IQ points from the mercury oxide vapours he would have inhaled while drinking it).
Edit: oh, also the wars probably helped age people faster and no idea when this was filmed but he could have fought in either war and started acting after.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 38d
And the alcohol, and the dehydration, and the stress, and the malnutrition, and the smog, and the chemicals before environmental law caught up.
But the stress really got to them
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d
buncha wars too.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
10 years ago I watched the movie Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried about the porno, Deep Throat. I'd never seen the original so after watching the movie I looked it up. The real Linda Lovelace looked like she was at least in her mid-30s but she was about 23.
Cigarettes will do that to a person
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 39d
Is that Lloyd Bridges?
massacre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d
Surely you mean Izzy Mandelbaum?
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 38d
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 63 pts · 38d
Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.
atx_aquarian@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 38d
Georgia Went Down on the Devil, what a classic.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 37d
I once knew someone named georgia. She was a real peach.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d
Fantastic
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 38d
You wanna compete?
adam_y@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d
devaly@ani.social · 62 pts · 39d
OP spends half of his day imagining how it would be to suck boomers
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 39d
Damn right
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 30 pts · 39d
You and Nancy Regan have at least one thing in common.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 0 pts · 39d
M137@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 38d
Applause to both of you, actual laughing happened.
Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 39d
worth it if it's to come up with banger insults like "suck a pecker toots" that shit just rolls off the tongue
blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 39d
The word pecker is grossly underused. It is such a great word to put people off.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 38d
What are the ladies words? Beaver and clam are old school. I have always enjoyed kitty myself.
Make'm purr
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
Muff is a classic. But as a classy broad I'm quick to address mine as a cunt
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · -1 pts · 38d
Oh hey, I just realized your name. Checks out...
Broad is a good one too.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · -1 pts · 38d
Wet soppy cunt is a good one
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 39d
I think these two were pre-boomers, as by the time boomers were that age, it would have been in colour.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 38d
hair cake day
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
That's a lie I spend like 60 to seventy percent of my day thinking about boners
Edit:boomers! Disregard
Snowcano@startrek.website · 40 pts · 39d
Sitting here on lemmy scrolling doom after doom and thinking, “Why am I doing this to myself?” And then this comes along and makes me giggle uncontrollably for 5 minutes and it’s clear that this is the gold I was sifting for.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 38d
Tis why I do it
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 38d
That and one day there will be a fedi meetup, and I'll find your pecker quite chippy.
whereisk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d
Congrats you just discovered the addictive mechanic of intermittent but unpredictable dopamine hits.
YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 39d
I mean what are you supposed to do? Its either that or getting lobotomized.
hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 39d
She's hysterical, I say!
-He said
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 38d
imagine giving a guy a head job in the fifties and the cops rush in and arrest you for the crime of sodomy
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 38d
Imagine you give your husband a mouthie at night, then you get up and crawl into your separate bed
blarghly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d
Hot take: separate beds are the way to go. You can push them together for more space if you want. But most of the time they are apart to facilitate sleeping.
And I like cuddling. I like falling asleep with someone in my arms. But I do not like 30 minutes later when my arm is asleep and I want to roll over, and then they are taking up 3/4 of the bed the whole night and are stealing the blankets. So: separate beds.
Felis_Catus_Domesticus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 39d
Isn't that Lloyd Bridges?
TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 39d
He picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 39d
"By this time, your lungs are probably aching for air!"
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 38d
ask nancy reagan shes known as the throat goat in hollywood.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 38d
"Golly, that's swell!"
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d
That's a humdinger!
M137@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 38d
Absolutely saying this the next time I get a BJ. Joking and laughing is a nice thing while doing nice things. Don't have a partner ATM and I maybe saying this during a night one stand isn't the best idea, we'll see.
I also really want to figure out a version for Cunnilingus, would love if someone better than me at creative word use could help out.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 8 pts · 38d
Have her say, "Jeeze Louise, (M137), your pie-hole really baked my clam!"
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
"You're a mighty fine oyster diver, always quick to find a gal's pearl"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
Damn good blowing
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 39d
Like a menthol KOOL ™️
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 39d
Swell piece of French art.
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 39d
You might hear that today, if the dick is old enough.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · -7 pts · 39d
Is that picture AI generated?
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 11 pts · 39d
It's from a piece of technology called film.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 39d
Google Lens says it's from The Limping Man.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 39d
It may not be, I tried reverse searching it but got 5+ separate movies where the actor and actress look damn near identical
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d
I hope so
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 39d
If it isn't, then it's upscaled (which is the same thing)
M137@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 38d
Very much not the same thing...
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 38d
Oh no! It's a generated image that uses the original as a prompt instead of text. ItS sO dIfFeReNt
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
Cringe