The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they've invented 'thoughts' does not move the needle for me
I mean we live in a world where AI psychosis is a thing, and I don't think r/ChatGPT is selecting for the best and brightest of human society. It's probably satire, but I wouldn't bet money on it.
ai psychosis isn’t a real thing, being dumb enough to believe a chatbot telling you the CIA thinks you’re a genius or the Zimbabwean Criminal Court is out to get you is just what we used to call a bad case of mental retardation
This is 100% satire, in fact if you’re struggling to tell maybe you have “lemmy psychosis”😄
I would be surprised if the average lemmy user would be more susceptible to it than the average reddit user. I mean the reason we are here is we are at least somewhat more resistant to bullshit on the internet
In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.
And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.
I've had mixed results with Darth Vader. He's not the most emotionally available of role model. Although I do agree with his position on small children, they can very be annoying
Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn't think of it yourself.
There's bi-cameral mind theory, but it's all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it's very hard to believe it to be true!
Just because a few enlightened philosophers understood human thought, doesn't mean the ignorant masses, whose entire "education" is what the CLERGY tells them, didn't believe something totally different. Why do you think religion has been such an effective control mechanism for so long, EVERYWHERE?
For most of human history, most people got their knowledge from religious leaders who wanted control, not objective, secular teachers who taught Critical Thinking Skills and independent thought.
well, i read something similar a while ago. basically, medieval monks used to not sign anything they made, because they believed that they themselves had a small part to play in it (basically the executive arm) while some other mysterious force moved them (through their body) to do the piece of art.
I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe? No one can disprove the thoughts in our heads come from a giant rube goldberg machine.
Yeah, I know someone who has offloaded all her thinking to prayer. Can't make a decision without getting a specific gut feeling, and she's waited years to do things that were obvious because she didn't hear her god tell her to do it.
That someone would treat an llm the same does not surprise me
Has anyone been really thirsty while you're wandering through the desert and your HeadBot tells you that there's water on the horizon but it's just more sand?
Is this that brain implant from Musk-melon's experimental company? Imagine the profit margins if AI could bill your brain for every thought! It's staggering!
114 Comments
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 251 pts · 33d
Satire, right? Please let it be satire.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 33d
The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 33d
Schrodingers satire?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 33d
Probably, but it's not impossible they're serious.
yakko@feddit.uk · 33 pts · 33d
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they've invented 'thoughts' does not move the needle for me
pewpew@feddit.it · 7 pts · 33d
On the Reddit thread they say it is, but I don't believe it
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 33d
if you can’t tell this is satire you’ve been swallowed by abyss that is lemmy
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 33d
Possibly, but I have met people that stupid.
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 18 pts · 33d
I mean we live in a world where AI psychosis is a thing, and I don't think r/ChatGPT is selecting for the best and brightest of human society. It's probably satire, but I wouldn't bet money on it.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 33d
I would, but I'd want at least 2:1 odds in my favour to take that bet.
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · -25 pts · 33d
ai psychosis isn’t a real thing, being dumb enough to believe a chatbot telling you the CIA thinks you’re a genius or the Zimbabwean Criminal Court is out to get you is just what we used to call a bad case of mental retardation
This is 100% satire, in fact if you’re struggling to tell maybe you have “lemmy psychosis”😄
luthis@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 33d
I don't think it's lemmy's fault at all. There are a lot of people more stupid than that.
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 33d
I would be surprised if the average lemmy user would be more susceptible to it than the average reddit user. I mean the reason we are here is we are at least somewhat more resistant to bullshit on the internet
starik@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 33d
93% of people need it. I didn’t believe it at first, but I eventually had to concede that the sarcasm tag was necessary.
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 33d
I didn't know lemmy is so popular! TIL
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 187 pts · 33d
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 33d
It's genuinely sad how many people can't recognise the satire
I think that's a very bad sign
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 1 pts · 32d
no i don't think it's satire ...
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 127 pts · 33d
Bro discovered thinking.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 33d
Better late than never.
kevin2107@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d
free tokens
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 106 pts · 33d
I hate this so much
yakko@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 33d
It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 33d
"Would You Like to Know More?"
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 33d
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 33d
When they eventually implant us all with AI, my first prompt is gonna be "please never say 'Let me know if you need anything else' "
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 33d
That will only last until it falls out of the context window...
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 91 pts · 33d
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 21 pts · 33d
But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 33d
Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the "asking" from the "thinking", and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.
In short, a dissociative personality disorder?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 33d
Maybe we can rearrange them to get closer to chatgpt functionality...
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 6 pts · 33d
Most people are already as smart as chatgpt so we don't have to do much tbf
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 33d
Just stick a USB-C cable in your ear to download a bunch of datasets for finetuning your brain! (/s, don't do this)
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d
Yeah you gotta use usb b, it's the one that fits into your ear
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 32d
Ah right, my b
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 33d
There's a reason the show are you smarter than a 5th grader exists.
s@piefed.world · 78 pts · 33d
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 33d
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.
cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 32d
Tfw you're so poor you can't afford to pay attention
dil@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 33d
Your api credits have run out lol
garbage_world@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 33d
hayvan@piefed.world · 43 pts · 33d
Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 41 pts · 33d
In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.
And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.
echodot@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 32d
I've had mixed results with Darth Vader. He's not the most emotionally available of role model. Although I do agree with his position on small children, they can very be annoying
wabafee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d
For a second there I thought you mentioned Epstein as someone to admire 💀.
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 32d
Hey now, I know not everyone is a Beatles fan, but you can't deny Brian played a big part in their success; I think he'd give good advice.
HackThePlanet@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 33d
Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 33d
Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 33d
Few people know this, but the 'GPT' in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d
Holly moley
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d
somehow my phone thought Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th was an address and suggested using CoMaps to it.
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d
Brilliant, i wonder where it went lol
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d
It just gave me random "President Roosevelt" named streets and avenues around my country.
overcast@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 33d
this is hilarious both as a joke and a serious question
khanh@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 33d
we went full circle, people.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 33d
Somebody's just reinvented god
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 32d
What, again?
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 33d
OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 33d
He's our first cyborg. Show some respect.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 33d
OP found god
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d
Yeah a lot of people think that voice is god but from day one I always knew it was just me.
youngskywalker@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 33d
People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 33d
The thing with internal monologues is that you are still 100% in control of what gets said. That doesn't seem to be the case in OPs head
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 32d
schizophrenia gets another prophet
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 16 pts · 32d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 33d
Turns out I hallucinate way more than AI.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 33d
We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn't think of it yourself.
davetortoise@reddthat.com · 23 pts · 33d
I'm sorry but there's just no fucking way this is true
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu · 15 pts · 33d
There's bi-cameral mind theory, but it's all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it's very hard to believe it to be true!
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d
Is it alright for this video to be shared??
ijustliketrains@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 33d
This is the one I saw on it. Definitely an interesting thought.
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 31d
I'll see if I can find it again, it was a person rambling about gods and internal voices.
Edit: see here: https://youtu.be/Ado90kMT_FM Disclaimer, it sounds really bonkers and I don't have the expertise to vet whether it makes sense of not.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 32d
It's not. You can read the things philosophers wrote down thousands of years ago and people didn't think that way.
Probably just some atheist dogma.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 32d
"Atheist dogma?” Heh-heh.
Just because a few enlightened philosophers understood human thought, doesn't mean the ignorant masses, whose entire "education" is what the CLERGY tells them, didn't believe something totally different. Why do you think religion has been such an effective control mechanism for so long, EVERYWHERE?
For most of human history, most people got their knowledge from religious leaders who wanted control, not objective, secular teachers who taught Critical Thinking Skills and independent thought.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 32d
^^^ more atheist dogma.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 1 pts · 32d
well, i read something similar a while ago. basically, medieval monks used to not sign anything they made, because they believed that they themselves had a small part to play in it (basically the executive arm) while some other mysterious force moved them (through their body) to do the piece of art.
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 33d
That’s a very broad and sweeping claim. Do you have any evidence to back that up? Are you making that claim for all cultures?
chunes@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d
I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe? No one can disprove the thoughts in our heads come from a giant rube goldberg machine.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 33d
Honestly, a giant Rube Goldberg machine is a way better explanation for our thoughts than Gods
SlothMama@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d
I saw the same video, and used the premise recently as an ice breaker, but it's still very much a theory here as others are saying.
It's worth exploring I suppose, but it seems unlikely.
It's just an interesting and provocative thought.
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 33d
stares at microprocessor architecture
"Me the best"
Metostopholes@midwest.social · 18 pts · 32d
Chat, are we cooked?
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 17 pts · 33d
Phenominal satire.
pewpew@feddit.it · 7 pts · 33d
what if it isn't? I honesty can't tell
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d
Yeah, I know someone who has offloaded all her thinking to prayer. Can't make a decision without getting a specific gut feeling, and she's waited years to do things that were obvious because she didn't hear her god tell her to do it.
That someone would treat an llm the same does not surprise me
nexguy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 33d
Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!!!!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 32d
Good on them, assuming they're serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 32d
Well, they did discover thinking, it's pretty exciting!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d
What ing?
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
Fr, the Pollos Hermanos owner
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 32d
THE CHICKEN BROTHERS KNOW WHAT THEY DID
RichardNixos@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 32d
TulpaGPT
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 32d
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 32d
This is some elitist shit!
Having thoughts in your head and all.
TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 33d
AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 33d
The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 32d
Yuck, headgpt completely unreliable.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 32d
Has anyone been really thirsty while you're wandering through the desert and your HeadBot tells you that there's water on the horizon but it's just more sand?
Really need someone to patch this issue.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 32d
Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I'm actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.
Its a great way to immediately forget what you're trying to remember.
aggelalex@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 33d
Psychosis?
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 33d
Bait.
sougstron@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 32d
Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 33d
WWCD
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 32d
WWAFATDD
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d
WAWMURL (WhyAreWeMixingUpRandomLetters)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
WhatWouldAFireAtTheDatacenterDo?
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
DestroyItOfCourseBruh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 32d
OWIWWIHTAAJNYKWLDIWWAHDSFJDIAD
(OhWhewIWasWorriedI'dHaveToAskAboutJesusNextYouKnowWhatLet'sDoItWhatWouldAHundredDuckSizedFlamingJesusesDoInADatacenter)
Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 8 pts · 33d
Isn't this basically internal monologue, but stupider?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 32d
But this head llm makes my eyes rain.
Elting@piefed.social · 8 pts · 33d
toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 33d
what the fuck do they teach in schools now?? i thought school was useless, but at least they taught us how to use our minds 😵💫
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 32d
I wouldn't write off all of public education based on one Reddit post
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 32d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging
halfapage@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 33d
dragginupagain@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 32d
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 33d
Is this that brain implant from Musk-melon's experimental company? Imagine the profit margins if AI could bill your brain for every thought! It's staggering!
urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe · 1 pts · 33d
https://youtu.be/OO-i4X2cleA
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 32d
I advise you not to do this. To try and replicate ChatGPT in your head will overload your brain. Relax and let the machine do the heavy lifting.
shweddy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 33d