Get a job you baby

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arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 52d (6 replies)

they're for storing cool rocks, obviously, and it's adults who are the fools for abandoning this wisdom

oats@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 52d (5 replies)

Rocks, snails, sand, bottle caps, so many possibilities!

MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 52d (3 replies)

Tater tots

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 52d (2 replies)

Multiple? Look at Mr fancy pockets here

oats@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Cargo diapers

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 52d


imagine this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your feces

protist@retrofed.com · 5 pts · 52d

So much sand. So very much

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 52d (3 replies)

Pockets in baby clothes exist to frustrate women.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 52d

They get them hooked on pockets when they're young, then magically take them away for "professionalism" and "dress code"

A couple of years off the pockets and they'll be back, but this time the only way you're getting pockets is with a baby or one of those giant purses with chihuahua.

AmyAye@nord.pub · 15 pts · 52d

Its to encourage having babies.

Need pockets? Use your baby's pockets!

DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 49d

And this is why my combats are my fave trousers. Screw the crap that is decorative pockets. Which degenerate came up with that?

Rooster326@programming.dev · 49 pts · 52d (3 replies)

Parent here.

I assure you they have goals.

Are they your goals? No. But they are goals.

Those keys on the counter? That dog food bowl? The poison under the sink? All goals

Uli@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 52d (2 replies)

Also, cannot overstate how selfish you are for not letting them have ANY of the poison under the sink. Would be entirely justified to scream and cry until you learn how to share.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 52d (1 reply)

I mean chemical X was good for the powerpuff girls.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 52d

Ay but how did it fare for Mojo Jojo, or the Rowdy Boys? And we all know what happened to Bunny...

MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 52d (2 replies)

As a parent, you can shove stuff in their pockets. It's convenient storage that stays with the baby and usually they won't mess with it overly much.

AmyAye@nord.pub · 9 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Like your drug contraband. If the cops find it what are they going to do? Arrest a baby?

protist@retrofed.com · 3 pts · 52d

"It's coming right for us!"

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 51d

Cool rocks

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 16 pts · 52d

For candies and cool rocks

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 52d

They definitely have goals. Not long term ones, but "sneak cool rocks home" is a goal.

gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 52d

Leaves, good pieces of mulch, snacks

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 52d (1 reply)

It's to hold lizards and acorn caps.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 52d

I WISH my kids would bring home lizards

realitista@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 52d

As a parent I can answer this one. Nice rocks mostly. Sometimes bugs or candy or sand. Sticks tend to be too big.

BeUnique@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Former baby here. Obviously for random things they find on the ground

smh@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 51d

Former baby

I'm glad you overcame that difficulty 💜

sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io · 10 pts · 52d (7 replies)

Baby boys get pockets my six year old daughter doesnt. Nice.

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 51d (6 replies)

Teach her sow, then add pocket herself.

Edit Sew not sow.

darctones@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d (5 replies)

Playing the long game, first you have to sow cotton to make thread

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 50d (4 replies)

Huh? Is sow not use thread to attach pocket to trouser without pocket?

darctones@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 50d (3 replies)

‘Sow’ is to scatter seeds, as in the phrase ‘you reap,!what you sow’

‘Sew’ is with a needle and thread.

The word play seemed ironic, because you can sow cotton to make thread to sew a button.

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Oops

darctones@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d (1 reply)

It’s ok. I hope it came off as ironic and not rude. If it was rude, i apologize.

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 46d

Not rude i just confused because seem unrelated to what i mean. Not native english, just did sown -> sow because sew not on mind. But now actually funny, got good chuckle :)

Airfried@piefed.social · 10 pts · 52d

For acorns, pebbles and trash that seemed useful at the moment?

taiyang@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 52d

My 4yo says she keeps candy in her candy pockets. I hope that remains the case long into adulthood.

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 52d

For rocks.

Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 52d

It's mostly for the pocket sand. If someone attacks a toddler, he can stand his ground and cast pocket sand to retaliate.

makeshift0546@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 52d

Clearly for rocks and acorns....

ViatorOmnium@piefed.social · 6 pts · 52d

Neither do most grown ups.

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 52d

For muddy rocks, cool bugs, weird grass that makes you itchy, neat mushrooms, this weird fuzzy thing, etc.

viertesauge@feddit.org · 4 pts · 52d

Nose storage

thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 52d

For rocks and grass and sand

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Pocket sand. Obviously.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 51d

Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 52d

Dirt

trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 52d

By that logic, I also do not need pockets.

BewareOfIdiot@nord.pub · 2 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Now I'm wondering why I have pockets on MY clothes

tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 51d

To hold the debt

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 52d

Ice cubs, little kids pockets are for them to stuff ice cubes in.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 52d

I thought like a lot of people their goals mostly revolved around suckin' titty. Was I wrong?