Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it's good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
That's just too heavy for me right now. I don't want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I've been doodling my puppies, playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, etc...but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.
I think I'm finally going to write all those letters I've been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it's a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton. Jane Goodall. David Attenborough. They probably won't see it, but I'll be glad I at least tried, you know?
That's a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature's yard to be more honest about the situation.
Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they're like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it's actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it's delicious
I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn't have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.
I want to believe there is not in fact porn on the internet of Light Yagami and Ryuk. But knowing Rule 34, there almost certainly is. I'll avoid searching for it and keep my blissful ignorance.
I think they might be wildly different storylines. I think theres a brief moment in the wizard of Oz where Dorothy is captured by the wicked witch but I wouldn't call it the prison story.
I'm at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn't even affect me. I blackout for like 8 hours and wake up the next day like I'm not even on the hard shit.
I thought I was the only one. It's time to take my bottle to the lab to confirm it's not just fucking sugar pills. Been popping 50MG of that shit for nothing at this point.
Oh, I meant literally one 5 MG. And it makes me sleep like the dead, but not feel too groggy. It's kinda magical. I'm sorry it's not working for you. I hope it doesn't stop working for me. I try to skip days.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like... hypothetically... if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes... is that such a bad thing?
65 Comments
Dionysus@leminal.space · 116 pts · 36d
Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?
Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it's good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
Start from the top down. It'll be fun!
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 36d
And leave some apples lying around for the critter he might approach you if you’re lucky!
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 36d
So that's what happened to Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 36d
That's just too heavy for me right now. I don't want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I've been doodling my puppies, playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, etc...but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.
I think I'm finally going to write all those letters I've been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it's a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton.
Jane Goodall. David Attenborough. They probably won't see it, but I'll be glad I at least tried, you know?Edit: RIP Jane Goodall. :(
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 36d
Just responding so I can come back to comment after.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 67 pts · 36d
That's a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
qualia@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 36d
To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 36d
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature's yard to be more honest about the situation.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 36d
Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they're like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it's actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it's delicious
Aneb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn't have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 36d
That's just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 36d
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 36d
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 36d
its ryuk after taking Lights life.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 23 pts · 36d
His name is Ryuk and he likes apples.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 36d
Do not feed him apples. Just give him a ball of cocaine, he'll be OK.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 36d
I don't see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 36d
Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I'm that stupid! I've already written my name in the front. It's already claimed, sorry!
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
🤣
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 36d
Been nice angrily arguing useless shit with you cap. 🫡
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 15 pts · 36d
That's just a pigeon. Don't worry about it.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 36d
Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he'll fall in love with you. Then he'll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn't that nice?
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 36d
I want to believe there is not in fact porn on the internet of Light Yagami and Ryuk. But knowing Rule 34, there almost certainly is. I'll avoid searching for it and keep my blissful ignorance.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 36d
Try feeding it some apples.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 36d
Oh that's probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 36d
Its a flying monkey from Oz
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
I never actually watched that show, it always seemed so heavy.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 36d
I was talking about the film lol
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
Understood. Does the movie conclude the prison story or should I watch it before the series?
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 36d
I think they might be wildly different storylines. I think theres a brief moment in the wizard of Oz where Dorothy is captured by the wicked witch but I wouldn't call it the prison story.
Echolynx@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 36d
It is but it's also worth it, at least for a few seasons.
Aneb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 35d
Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 36d
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 8 pts · 36d
Fucking hell why do I see this right before I go to sleep. Goddammit.
viral.vegabond@piefed.social · 8 pts · 36d
Jeepers creepers
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 36d
Where'd you get them peepers?
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 5 pts · 36d
Peep show, creep show, where did you get those eyes?
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 36d
You on the DPH?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 36d
Psh. I'm popping straight Mellies over here.
I'm at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn't even affect me. I blackout for like 8 hours and wake up the next day like I'm not even on the hard shit.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 36d
I thought I was the only one. It's time to take my bottle to the lab to confirm it's not just fucking sugar pills. Been popping 50MG of that shit for nothing at this point.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d
Oh, I meant literally one 5 MG. And it makes me sleep like the dead, but not feel too groggy. It's kinda magical. I'm sorry it's not working for you. I hope it doesn't stop working for me. I try to skip days.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 35d
I'm sorry, I misread the label. I guess that's part of what lack of sleep does to me 🤣.
This is what I take, and it works I would say like 20% of the times (or those times I'm just so tired I think it's the melatonin?)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Damn, I didn't know they went that high. I've always seen 5-10. I guess I'm happy 5mg works so well for me, I didn't realize I was such a baby.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 34d
I wish I was a baby if that's the definition 😭
youngskywalker@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 36d
Sleep paralysis friend
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 35d
this goes hard
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 35d
Pretty sure that's a Moltres
0ops@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 36d
Damn woodpeckers
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
They're seriously loud!
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d
We are leeeeegion
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 36d
Quit your job, enjoy your time, the end is near
artwork@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 36d
Holy smokes! It might be the very dear Lamont!
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 36d
death demon, v common. check for books under him, i'll buy it off you, if you dont want it that is...
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 36d
Just a grackle
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d
Sorry. That's me. I was out for a snack
EDIT: The snack wasn't people.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like... hypothetically... if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes... is that such a bad thing?
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 36d
PPAP Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (Ryuk Version) DEATH NOTE
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 34d
Rofl first shitpost to get me in a long time, bravo!
billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
Fuck now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. TIHI.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 36d
I believe that’s a Byakhee.
reader@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 36d
birdman
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d
Harvey!? I haven't seen him in ages!
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d
It's a rook
AmbientDread@piefed.social · 2 pts · 36d
Mothman
1984@lemmy.today · -2 pts · 36d
AI bird.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 36d
I don't think so. The picture is like a decade old.