Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing
East-West width of country:
US: 4500km
Russia: 9000km
Germany: 640km
Average Times:
US: 4500 km / 300 km / h = 15 hours
Russia: 9000 / 300 = 30 hours
Germany: 640 / 300 = 2.1 hours
Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don't know anyone who stays horny that long.
If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.
Edit: Interestingly, the UK's width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.
okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.
i think the reason is pretty easily understood? cis women produce prog during pregnancy (hence the name) -> tries to bind to partner so they won't leave before the child is delivered -> higher inclination to cuddling and maybe more horny.
I'm not nearly educated enough to speak math, but I think acceleration/deceleration makes a big portion here. Train won't move 300-600km/h all the time. Plus onboarding/offboarding and delays should also be considered.
A series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.
You can halve the transit times by both of you travelling to a central location. It takes a bit more effort on the recipient's part, and you need to agree a rendezvous, but it's important that both parties show willing!
15m is a pretty fucking <-> tight window. The last mile problem would be your biggest issue. Even if you could get from LAX to BWI instantly, you'd have to be less than 15 minutes combined from the pair of airports, or say have direct instant train service to her front door.
I'm pro transit but someone hornyposting to the world is NOT an invitation to a real world interaction. Thinking otherwise is called parasocial. You're interacting directly with someone who doesn't know you exist.
I presume it goes: hornypost > flirtatious comment exchange > DM > train ride
Also, I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously.
Although if you (generic persons, not specifically targeted at the person i'm replying to) see me hornyposting and somehow live within visiting distance, feel free to hmu. I'm in an open relationship and generally down to try new things 😝
we need geotags to our user accounts (voluntarily only ofc) sothat we can navigate real world more efficiently, and maybe do a database query (SELECT * FROM cuties WHERE distance_to_me < 50 km;)
For one - it's a meme and not meant to be serious.
But also the point is that assuming that someone does or doesn't want something like this is flawed. Which is why you don't assume, you ask. You express a little bit of interest and see if the other person engages/escalates.
Agreed, communication and consent are way up there at the top. I don't think we disagree. I just understand human behavior to not adhere any such norms. People gonna be weird and rapey, you know
If we had some sort of Pre-Cum system run by the government that combined AI and some psychics floating in milk we could detect Future Sex before it happens and send specialists to take care of the horniness before it even happens.
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tetris11@feddit.uk · 119 pts · 16d
Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing
East-West width of country:
Average Times:
Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don't know anyone who stays horny that long.
If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.
Edit: Interestingly, the UK's width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.
RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 62 pts · 16d
We need to invest more in public transport. One day we may achieve this noble goal.
lime@feddit.nu · 20 pts · 16d
or horniness
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 7 pts · 16d
Impossible!
lime@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 16d
fair
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 16d
okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 16d
Hey I know the cards I have and I play them to the best of my ability
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d
It would be better to have her travel to you. Make time dilation work in your favor.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 16d
But wait, for how long does prog stay in the blood? Assuming you take a dose equivalent to between luteal peak and follicular down?
tetris11@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 16d
what is prog?
dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 16d
Progesterone. Legend says it can make a (t)girl more horny. Scientists still haven’t figured out why. Maybe involves a secret ingestion method.
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 16d
i think the reason is pretty easily understood? cis women produce prog during pregnancy (hence the name) -> tries to bind to partner so they won't leave before the child is delivered -> higher inclination to cuddling and maybe more horny.
dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 15d
It’s still inconclusive if it’s a placebo effect or actually makes tgirls more horny… more quality
cuddlesdatapoints required.Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 16d
Progesterone
DeLancre@piefed.social · 17 pts · 16d
I'm not nearly educated enough to speak math, but I think acceleration/deceleration makes a big portion here. Train won't move 300-600km/h all the time. Plus onboarding/offboarding and delays should also be considered.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 16d
What if the train moved at max speed at all times and people just jumped on and off.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 16d
A lot of fatalities 🤷🏻
DeLancre@piefed.social · 7 pts · 16d
No-no, let him cook, he onto something.
Imagine how efficient it will be!
socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 16d
So like a swarm of sperm swimming to an egg, only the strongest can survive the train exit and obtain their horny reward.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 16d
When I woke up this morning, I didn't think I was going to read about train ejaculation theory but here we are! 😄
socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 16d
Always happy to help
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 16d
With enough laws, i have trust it can become as safe as airplanes
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
A series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.
BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 15d
So you'd like for wagons to be destined for singular cities and other wagons clipping on by themselves?
That'd require a few extra locomotives, a mechanic to clip onto another set while moving and impeccable timing
maxwellfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_coach
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
The tuck and roll. It worked for train hopping hobos of old. I'm sure it'll be fine.
flandish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
in before Louis Wu and slidewalk math enters..
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 16d
Cries in Canadian where the train service from my city to a city 400kms away is 9.5 hrs (literally double the time it takes to drive).
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 15d
Does girl horny last less than guy horny? Because I can stay horny all day pretty much.
notabot@piefed.social · 3 pts · 15d
You can halve the transit times by both of you travelling to a central location. It takes a bit more effort on the recipient's part, and you need to agree a rendezvous, but it's important that both parties show willing!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 16d
Not with British trains though hehe
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 15d
15m is a pretty fucking <-> tight window. The last mile problem would be your biggest issue. Even if you could get from LAX to BWI instantly, you'd have to be less than 15 minutes combined from the pair of airports, or say have direct instant train service to her front door.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
I've been horny for the last 20years mate
halfapage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 16d
I'm pro transit but someone hornyposting to the world is NOT an invitation to a real world interaction. Thinking otherwise is called parasocial. You're interacting directly with someone who doesn't know you exist.
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 16d
I presume it goes: hornypost > flirtatious comment exchange > DM > train ride
Also, I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously.
Although if you (generic persons, not specifically targeted at the person i'm replying to) see me hornyposting and somehow live within visiting distance, feel free to hmu. I'm in an open relationship and generally down to try new things 😝
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 16d
You happen to be in Sweden lol?
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 16d
Not even close 😫
I'm in Central Virginia, USA. Not the worst place to be, but if I had a way to move to the EU i'd take it.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 16d
Hey, cool! I used to live on both sides of ya. Lol. Grew up in Hampton Roads, VA. Lived in the tri cities, Tennessee for years and years
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 16d
I feel like it's rare to find a lemming anywhere close to where you live, we're such a small and spread out community
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 16d
we need geotags to our user accounts (voluntarily only ofc) sothat we can navigate real world more efficiently, and maybe do a database query (
SELECT * FROM cuties WHERE distance_to_me < 50 km;)flandish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
lived in Davidson and Dickson counties a while! I always forgot “tri cities” means “where i pee on my way back north, just before hitting bristol.”
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 16d
Va represent. I'm more by the coast than central but still.
socsa@piefed.social · 1 pts · 16d
How close are you to a VRE station?
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 16d
A couple hours by car, I think
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 16d
Perfectly awesome friend, but that is not true for everyone
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 16d
Well obviously 😅
For one - it's a meme and not meant to be serious.
But also the point is that assuming that someone does or doesn't want something like this is flawed. Which is why you don't assume, you ask. You express a little bit of interest and see if the other person engages/escalates.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 16d
Agreed, communication and consent are way up there at the top. I don't think we disagree. I just understand human behavior to not adhere any such norms. People gonna be weird and rapey, you know
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 16d
Unfortunately, yeah, people are frequently weird
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 16d
Sib, 'tis a meme
cosmos8188@leminal.space · 2 pts · 15d
This, and that aswell
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 16d
Emoji! Yes!
Jarix@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 16d
Violet has probably done this math already
Vetis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 15d
Violet is officially part of lemmy's culture
Jarix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d
As is she who shall not me named, showing up in your DMs
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 16d
Rule: how far would this take someone?
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 15d
If we had some sort of Pre-Cum system run by the government that combined AI and some psychics floating in milk we could detect Future Sex before it happens and send specialists to take care of the horniness before it even happens.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 15d
Watch the movie Southland tales if you ever want to know the cure for teen horniness.
dasrael@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 15d
PREACH SISTER!
Jarix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 15d