c/lemmyshitpost · by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 11dBad at job 609 points · 40 comments · view on lemmy.world
40 Comments
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 11d
It's called a Necropsy when non-human animals are involved.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 48 pts · 11d
Well he did say he was a terrible vet
mkwt@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 11d
This is the quality Lemmy content that I come here for.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 11d
Yeah but that spoils the rolling punchline
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 2 pts · 11d
Technical inaccuracy can also spoil a punchline
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 11d
so can a kick
Kraiden@piefed.social · 5 pts · 11d
ba dum thud
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d
You might want to get a new cymbal
Kraiden@piefed.social · 3 pts · 11d
I agree, the kick is ruining it
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 6 pts · 11d
Beat me to it
abfarid@startrek.website · 4 pts · 11d
Beat off to it.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 11d
I'd rather not, but I appreciate the encouragement.
abfarid@startrek.website · 3 pts · 11d
My pleasure. If you know what I mean.
stevles@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 10d
Wow that is quite the grotesque Wiki image
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 11d
Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy
Edit: why did I assume the non-human animal must be a horse?
gooballer@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 11d
so Are you a horse?
Magnum@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 10d
A woman looks for a man in a newspaper and writes "Looking for Men with a horse tail, his haircut does not matter"
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 11d
What a twist! It started out being about trump but ended up being about rfk
lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 11d
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 11d
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10d
Hey, I recognize that character...
vinyl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
yea I can't remember it exactly it's on the tip of my tip
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 11d
This is the quality content I come here for.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 28 pts · 11d
That was the most exciting 3 second movie I've ever seen! 2 thumbs up! 👍🏽👍🏽
unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 11d
That escalated quickly
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 11d
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 10d
AlanWake2112@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 11d
Now this is shitposting!!
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 11d
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 10d
Going to steal this one.
Outdated4134@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 11d
So many layers
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 11d
Parfaits have layers!
elephantium@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10d
Ain't nobody don't love a parfait!
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social · 8 pts · 10d
That escalated to heights I wasn't expecting.
regedit@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 10d
I think a necropsy is an autopsy for animals. Obviously, that would have ruined the joke a bit, but knowledge is power!
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 11d
Oopsie.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 11d
2edgy4me
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 11d
The autopsy, the fucking autopsy
Maybe I should go back in the cabinet
Maroon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 11d
This is getting deep fried
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 10d
That's enough reddit for today.