Wait, so she’s just naturally ugly like that? I figured she got into a car accident and smashed her face against the steering wheel but you’re saying that’s just how she was born?
Not worth the joke, dude. She's evil as fuck and she aggressively blamed and mocked murder victims for their deaths. This isn't a thing to add lightness to.
Well, she was special enough to get paid. And Trump's power is running low. Iran has fucked him right good, and Epstein is still there slowly simmering, just waiting for more horrible documents to go public. If you wanna bail from his ship, no time like the present.
History is so full of so so so many people like him with devoted followers. We really love our cults of personality. I think people make up their minds that "this person will not ever fail", they attach themselves and never let go. It takes being left on a plane to possibly be die and not even be warned to have the trance broken.
to be fair, trump thinks the rest of the world is disposable, as long as he can feel powerful by, I dont now, doing stuff with children or forcing a government to stop pursuing him for tax fraud. he is the lowest of the low.
Who cares about this stupid bitch who lacks the decency to even be honest about why she's leaving? Focus on the real, human stories. Americans are dying preventable deaths of despair at an accelerating rate. 10% of the men in my graduating class are dead. These are Great Depression 2.0 numbers
"I have survived more assassination attempts than anyone else in history, ever. That's how great I am as a leader. People keep trying to kill me and I survive. I picked these curtains myself by the way."
Look at some Netanyahu interviews. He is truly amazing at making something as insane as genocide, wars and so forth sound reasonable. Leavitt says basically MAGA stuff. The only real difference is that she has that suburban mum sort of vibe and does say all that stuff while smiling. However she still insults reporters very openly, but not as often as some others.
I bet it would still be disconcerting to be flying an under-equipped flying bribe, however. A major reason why these security risks exist is because the Qatari 747 lacks important missile detection measures, missile defense measures, EMP hardening, and the secure communications equipment required for exchanging information with the US military.
These deficiencies exist at the behest of Trump. Naturally, the threats he invited by warring against Iran and the safety and security deficiencies he initially brushed past when he rushed the Qatari jet retrofit are now thrust upon others.
Ha ha you thought you actually mattered to a narcissist conman who only thinks of himself, has zero friends only useful people, and hates women. Let's all point and laugh.
"X did Y on a Z he thought would explode" is an efficient sentence but I can understand the grievance, because reporting should be clear and not take shortcuts. I think oxford commas should not only be obligatory, but enforced by a special linguistics task force with MP5s and tactical gear.
After reading a bunch of comments and using a tramslator i understood what it meant, the main thing that made it hard to read for me was "left her for dead on..." i never saw such a phrase and it doesn't help that English is my 2nd language and my primary one is Italian which has a different way of composing sentences
How dare she walk out on her god-emperor?! He has every right to use her as a decoy and possible concubine. She should be happy she's used by him at all.
She was always a nasty person. From the start she was a dumbocrat in disguise. I came up with that you know, dumbocrat. It has a b in it I don't know if you know, but it does, and I said that. Badolin Badwit is a horrible horrible person, everyone knows that, most people know that, some people know that, some of the best people by the way.
113 Comments
funkreddit@lemmy.zip · 156 pts · 10d
Good riddance either way!! She’s so disgusting
sam_the_tech@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 10d
Hey, that’s not nice. She had a stroke in 2025. That’s why her face is lopsided like that.
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 9d
She's a Nazi; you're supposed to be a dick to Nazis.
RidderSport@feddit.org · 32 pts · 9d
I did not know strokes affected ones character
III@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 9d
May I introduce you to John Fetterman
FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 9d
He chased a black citizen around with a shotgun long before his brain turned to mush.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 9d
no, it was they lying cross she was wearing, it gets heavier everytime she lies.
frostysauce@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 9d
Damn, I'm gullible. I had to look that up. (No, 28-year old Karoline Leavitt did not have a stroke last year at 27)
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 9d
she married the "man" more than 2 times her age, and likely groomed her when she was younger.
Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 9d
Did he flash his dick to her as a child? That’s a Republican dating special.
sam_the_tech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
I just assumed. I just couldn’t imagine someone being so naturally ugly both inside and out.
EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social · 14 pts · 9d
nobody talked about her face. she as a person is disgusting.
edit: and she didn't even have a stroke ...
sam_the_tech@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 9d
Wait, so she’s just naturally ugly like that? I figured she got into a car accident and smashed her face against the steering wheel but you’re saying that’s just how she was born?
not@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 9d
We're not talking about her face, that's a whole chapter of itself. We're talking about her heart, brain and soul.
sam_the_tech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
I wasn’t aware that she had a heart brain or a soul.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 81 pts · 10d
I wish garbage people no luck in future endeavors.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 69 pts · 9d
She was always going to walk away from the job with a name like Leavitt
atx_aquarian@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 9d
clap
Snapz@lemmy.world · -16 pts · 9d
Not worth the joke, dude. She's evil as fuck and she aggressively blamed and mocked murder victims for their deaths. This isn't a thing to add lightness to.
Bo7a@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 9d
You are not the arbiter of what is funny or when it is time for something funny. Cut it out.
Snapz@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 9d
Beyond it being in poor taste as mentioned, it is just an objectively stupid, boring joke... Big bang theory levels of wit and polish.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 9d
She is only 28‽
Hatshepsut@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 9d
Her husband is 60 🤢 (Nicholas Riccio)
58008@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 9d
Jesus wept... 🤢
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
More like Jesus slept!
Seriously where is that guy?
gesutures everywhere
Anivia@feddit.org · 5 pts · 8d
How old was she, when they married? Or started dating? 😭😭
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 9d
Right-wing bitches age in dog years.
a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Jesus Christ
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 9d
She is also married to a 60 year old.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 9d
Only 60 years until she's old enough to become president
13igTyme@piefed.social · 10 pts · 9d
Hate ages you.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 9d
Nice interrobang
Shindo66@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
Thats numberwang?
dellish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d
Thanks Rob Words!
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 9d
Surprised she lasted this long, Trump goes through these pretty frequent
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
She was too old for him.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 9d
Young blonde liar. Probably blowjob material for Demento Don.
bagsy@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 9d
How can anyone on the entire planet not know that Trump ONLY cares about himself.
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub · 27 pts · 9d
She's been fine with him shitting on everyone else all this time, but obviously thought she was special.
Classic republican.
MrShankles@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
Special little snowflakes, the lot of them
fodor@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 8d
Well, she was special enough to get paid. And Trump's power is running low. Iran has fucked him right good, and Epstein is still there slowly simmering, just waiting for more horrible documents to go public. If you wanna bail from his ship, no time like the present.
Jackusflackus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
She’s fine with him shitting himself too
TwitchingCheese@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d
Because I'm super special, so obviously I'm the exception and it definitely will go differently this time.
Shindo66@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
History is so full of so so so many people like him with devoted followers. We really love our cults of personality. I think people make up their minds that "this person will not ever fail", they attach themselves and never let go. It takes being left on a plane to possibly be die and not even be warned to have the trance broken.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
They know. It's like you know your boss is a scumbag and you take it and do your job anyway because you are a whore for money.
superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 49 pts · 9d
She is also probably burnt out. Spending all day every day spouting the most ridiculous lies no matter how stupid they are has to be exhausting.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 33 pts · 9d
People work in advertising/marketing for entire careers.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
Her career isn't over, just her job. Guess where she will go next.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 9d
or the cross she was wearing was starting to burn her.
EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social · 46 pts · 9d
to be fair, trump thinks the rest of the world is disposable, as long as he can feel powerful by, I dont now, doing stuff with children or forcing a government to stop pursuing him for tax fraud. he is the lowest of the low.
DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 24 pts · 9d
TO children, not with, let's not make the kids sound complicit.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 9d
Meh, people play with their non-sentient toys, English is weird. I agree with the sentiment, but not the reading of “with” implying complicity.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 9d
as long as it keeps the news from his discussing his best friend.
sharps89@lemmy.zip · 36 pts · 9d
Who cares about this stupid bitch who lacks the decency to even be honest about why she's leaving? Focus on the real, human stories. Americans are dying preventable deaths of despair at an accelerating rate. 10% of the men in my graduating class are dead. These are Great Depression 2.0 numbers
chillpanzee@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 9d
Lacking the decency to be honest is literally what got her the job.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 9d
I thought it was her BJ skills?
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 9d
10% of the men in your class are dead? Sorry. Approx what class year?
sharps89@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 8d
2001
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 10d
Bait.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 9d
And don't forget how useful she'd be if she did get taken out. One more "Kirk" for the Skull Throne
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 9d
almost all the ones that resigned, walked away millions more richer, its to avoid future investigation against them if they had continued to grift.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 23 pts · 9d
I guarantee he was disappointed when it didn't get shot down.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 9d
100%. Surviving another assassinarion attempt would be another way to stroke his ego
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
"I have survived more assassination attempts than anyone else in history, ever. That's how great I am as a leader. People keep trying to kill me and I survive. I picked these curtains myself by the way."
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 9d
He usually replaces people with much worse ones, but honestly as far as disinformation goes I can hardly imagine someone more effective than her.
Jackusflackus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 9d
She truly is such a piece of shit human being
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d
May she never feel safe in public again.
MrMakabar@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 9d
Look at some Netanyahu interviews. He is truly amazing at making something as insane as genocide, wars and so forth sound reasonable. Leavitt says basically MAGA stuff. The only real difference is that she has that suburban mum sort of vibe and does say all that stuff while smiling. However she still insults reporters very openly, but not as often as some others.
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 21 pts · 9d
The ship is going down and the grifters are finding better pastures.
ProfThadBach@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 10d
If this is true then at least she has some self perseveration instinct. unlike the rest of the shitbirds that got on that plane.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 9d
Okay guy, I'm gonna hide in this box in a safe plane. You guys please take my danger flight. If you survive we'll see you tomorrow!
And the pilots flew knowing nothing of the risk I assume?
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 9d
IIRC, they're all military pilots, so they should have realized that they were putting their lives on the line when they signed up.
m0stlyharmless@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 9d
I bet it would still be disconcerting to be flying an under-equipped flying bribe, however. A major reason why these security risks exist is because the Qatari 747 lacks important missile detection measures, missile defense measures, EMP hardening, and the secure communications equipment required for exchanging information with the US military.
These deficiencies exist at the behest of Trump. Naturally, the threats he invited by warring against Iran and the safety and security deficiencies he initially brushed past when he rushed the Qatari jet retrofit are now thrust upon others.
It’s a classic Trump moment.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 9d
Maybe they were laughing their ass off the whole way home.
DecorativeTarp@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 9d
Krassenstein’s just a grifter of another stripe.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d
Who is the dude on the left?
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 9d
OP
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 9d
Ha ha you thought you actually mattered to a narcissist conman who only thinks of himself, has zero friends only useful people, and hates women. Let's all point and laugh.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 9d
Oh, you mean she doesn't like the idea of being murdered so the US can use it as an excuse to murder even more brown people.
So she is just fine with murdering innocent people, until it is her turn to die. So strange.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
"But I fed the leopard every day!" / Leopard victim
joecitizen@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 9d
Will the Yanks ever hold anyone accountable? All signs point to no.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 9d
accountable ? yes, they have identified the culprit, brown immigrants need the electric gloves /s
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 9d
Accountawhat I hate math.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 9d
By that logic no one should have been willing to work for him since 2000 if not before.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
But $
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 9d
Human shields
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 7 pts · 9d
Can journalists learn to fucking use commas and full stops again??
Edit: I can't understand whatever is written
"...Trump left her for dead on a plane he thought...."
What does that even mean? Can someone explain?
lemdeggity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 9d
Where are the missing commas and full stops?
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 2 pts · 9d
I'd like to know too, maybe they are drinking a beer idk
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Many such cases
deacon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
Which solitary journalist are you referring to?
lemdeggity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 9d
In response to your edit: if you insert the word "that" after "plane" it might make more sense.
TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 8d
He’s not a journalist, he’s a twitter guy and probable con artist.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Karoline, Leavitt, will leave, her position, as the White House press secretary, at the end, of this month.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
"X did Y on a Z he thought would explode" is an efficient sentence but I can understand the grievance, because reporting should be clear and not take shortcuts. I think oxford commas should not only be obligatory, but enforced by a special linguistics task force with MP5s and tactical gear.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 2 pts · 9d
After reading a bunch of comments and using a tramslator i understood what it meant, the main thing that made it hard to read for me was "left her for dead on..." i never saw such a phrase and it doesn't help that English is my 2nd language and my primary one is Italian which has a different way of composing sentences
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
Yeah I know they do that a lot. Hey, at least we know they're human, because AI wouldn't make those mistakes...
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Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 9d
How dare she walk out on her god-emperor?! He has every right to use her as a decoy and possible concubine. She should be happy she's used by him at all.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
She was always a nasty person. From the start she was a dumbocrat in disguise. I came up with that you know, dumbocrat. It has a b in it I don't know if you know, but it does, and I said that. Badolin Badwit is a horrible horrible person, everyone knows that, most people know that, some people know that, some of the best people by the way.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 9d
Trump: "To be fair, her name is Leave It..."
unclejeeves@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Far too clever for the old bag of sharts
rumba@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 9d
I really hate that we annexed Taco's for this, I get PTSD on tuesdays now.
blattrules@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
When does her tell-all book about how everyone in the administration is a piece of shit but her drop?
mojo_raisin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
I mean, she is like 45 right, pretty old to be having a baby.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 9d
No, 28, but her bloke (60-something) is going to raise the risk of autism sperm due to age — according to one study.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d
And schizophrenia.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Bold move to insinuate autism might not be a desirable condition, on piefed!
lath@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
Or maybe she received a few choice "compliments" about her baby and finally realized how deep the shit she drowned in actually is.
cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
Id like to think that any human has the potential to regain their humanity, at least bow out of their evil acts - maybe she'll even aid his downfall
Theyve already ate/raped her baby's future, all of ours, even if they havent physically done so (yet)
Hope she gets out, hope his reign ends and this putrid system that generated it ends with it.
lath@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
There's no doubt in my mind any of us can. Only it's that much too often, it happens too late to matter.
lordziv@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 9d
Isn't she just going on maternity leave?
frostysauce@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Nope. She resigned in a truth social post with an AI enhanced photo of her with Trump.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 9d
Leavitt Out.............