White House Launches Arcade.Gov, a Minigame Site Where You Catch Immigrants, Build a Tetris Border Wall, and 'Fill Your Kids' Trump Accounts' With Bitcoin

https://www.ign.com/articles/white-house-launches-arcadegov-a-minigame-site-where-you-catch-immigrants-build-a-tetris-border-wall-and-fill-your-kids-trump-accounts-with-bitcoin

Donald Trump's White House has launched Arcade.Gov, a site with mini-games where you catch and deport immigrants, or use Tetris blocks to build a border wall.

I know that this is potentially a spicy thing to post to this community, but I do think it is relevant to games and gaming. They are advertising it with using likenesses of major gaming brands.

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lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 13h (2 replies)

You forgot to mention that it was made, built, shipped, sponsored by, and approved by pedophiles

Lots and lots of pedophiles

fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 9h (1 reply)

OK why are there so many pedophiles? There's way more than I thought.

lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9h

Because we didn’t drag them out into the street for justice as we found them - for whatever reason these morons started electing them

Aielman15@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 11h (10 replies)

This is something straight out of a parody movie, and even then, it would sound absurd.

What the heck is even going on in the US right now.

Insekticus@aussie.zone · 23 pts · 10h (7 replies)

America is a fucking joke.

Those dumb cunts elected a clown whose destroyed the global world order as we know it, for the worse.

I hope they're proud that their leader not only rapes children and steals billions for himself, his family, and his friends, but have forsaken any ideals of saving this planet from the oncoming climate apocalypse that's bearing down on us.

As a white european, D**** to America.

Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 5 pts · 10h (4 replies)

Posting from aussie.zone? Ok, world traveler maybe, more power to ya, though a little concerning that being white seems to be noteworthy to you.

Gotta remind you that the US is a very large country, much bigger (in terms of population and infrastructure) than than even Australia. I agree the American experiment has failed, as this fascist takeover has played out slowly over something like 40 years with the goddamn neoliberals helping to pave the way. It's been supported by a vocal minority; the majority (including where I live in a 'swing state') are against it, but apparently even that's not enough to do anything of consequence. So yeah we're fucked. Push your countrymen as far from this toxicity as possible. That includes putting heavy restraints on capitalism. Please.

Also you don't have to censor the word death FYI

Insekticus@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 9h (3 replies)

Yeah, I chose an instance on another continent to help with online anonymity.

For the number of times my comments get deleted by sook mods for stating that the world needed a violent revolution decades ago, it seems necessary on this platform now. It's not much better than Reddit.

P.s., the point of being white european being noteworthy is so that American users stumbling past my comment realise its other whites that want America do be destroyed, it's not just Iranian farmers.

Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 4 pts · 7h (2 replies)

Alles gut.

First point, well I hope it helps. I spend a lot of time thinking about OpSec and even I feel pretty screwed.

Second point... well that just sucks. For me the whole point of being here is to do better than reddit. I still think it's a lot more niche but sometimes that just means the sticks up the asses are different.

For your Postscript, I understand but to be blunt I don't think the audience who needs that is here at all. But maybe I'm just cynical and think the people who want skin color to matter are a total lost cause. 🤷

Insekticus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 7h (1 reply)

In this coming dystopia of online surveillance and rogue AIs hacking into systems at speeds being deemed a national security threat globally, any bit of obscurity helps.

You're right, skin color shouldn't matter, and the people who do think that are no better than tribalist savages. But if I can convince even one user reading past my comments to realise that this global polycrisis goes beyond race and religion and is a matter of class war with human extinction on the line, then I consider myself to have tried to help in my own small individual way.

Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 3 pts · 4h

Can't argue with that. Preach on, brother.

fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 9h (1 reply)

And we're going to keep fighting each other over what the best solution is, and nothing will change. Its frustrating living in.

Judean peoples front....

Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 4 pts · 7h

Judean peoples front

It's the People's Front of Judea!

Murse@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 9h

This is something straight out of a parody movie, and even then, it would sound absurd.

You could slap that same comment on nearly any article about Trump since his entry into politics. We live in a fucking circus.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4h

Democracy kinda assumes people can tell the difference between dark chocolate and literal shit.

dhork@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 13h (4 replies)

I ain't clicking on that game. I wonder what type of telemetry it's gathering....

iamthetot@piefed.ca · 49 pts · 13h (2 replies)

The link is to an IGN article, just in case there is any confusion, not the website itself.

dhork@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 13h

Yes! Sorry for the confusion, edited to clarify

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 8h

A Ziff Davis joint? Probably about as bad as the real thing

thingsiplay@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 12h

Looks like you won't miss out on anything. These look like cheap Ai slop generated slop slop.

speedythefirst@lemmy.zip · 51 pts · 13h (6 replies)

Jesus fucking Christ. The only thing keeping me going at this point is the pure hatred towards the people who support the current American regime.

the_q@piefed.social · 8 pts · 12h (5 replies)

I can't kill myself before FFVII Revelation in April. After that all bets are off.

fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 9h

I mean, at least beat the game first

Edit: and take a CEO with you!

sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 4h

Is this Cloud's piefed account 😭

(pls, at least hold out until the new Witcher game as well, friend)

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10h (2 replies)

Same. I feel like I need something else to look forward to just to keep me going. And it unfortunately ain't Kingdom Hearts 4.

sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 4h (1 reply)

I might have more hope for KH4 if the anime is good.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52m

There's an anime now?

tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 13h

Do they have that one cool game where you play as a 15-year-old child trying to escape Epstein Island, or the other one where you mindlessly black out hundreds of thousands of lines of text while ironically mumbling “fidelity, bravery, integrity” to yourself over and over?

hayvan@piefed.world · 46 pts · 12h (1 reply)

Is entire US of A a shitpost now?

ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 27 pts · 11h

No, shit posts are worthy of your time. Sometimes.

thingsiplay@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 12h (5 replies)

How is this even legal? They blatantly use styling and brand recognition to imitate popular brands for selling their products.

some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 12h (1 reply)

“How is this even legal?” betrays a certain out-of-the-loopness. Trump’s is a post-law administration.

iamthetot@piefed.ca · 19 pts · 11h

"Crime is legal now."—Coffeezilla

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 11h (1 reply)

Tetris is already suing

iamthetot@piefed.ca · 14 pts · 11h

I saw their statement basically disowning the affair, but didn't see they are actually suing. Do you have a source?

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 8h

Even ignoring that whole parody is protected speech thing, it's only illegal if there's someone doing something about it

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 8h

Malica@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 13h

Now with malware!

Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 13h

This is an abomination.

thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 10h

This sounds like something out of a parody of Evil dystopian governments

GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 9 pts · 5h

Your tax dollars at work!

wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 12h (1 reply)

Whoever developed these games deserves all the cancers their dear leader canceled research for.

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 8h

I feel like there's a 99% chance it's all vibe coded slop

Aqivex@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 8h (1 reply)

I look forward to when they're replaced with Dig Dug to find the hidden Trumpcoin wallet from the bunker with the three corpses inside a serving cart.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 8h

E.T. the dipshit is et, and because the fucking game is bugged, we can't get rid of him.

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4h

I literally have a medical card that says I can buy the strongest weed and this still seems too high for me, what the actual fuck

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 12h (1 reply)
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 4h

I'm so torn on headlines like this: on one hand, people should be angry and disgusted, vocally so. But on the other... like this is exactly the reaction they want.

The whole Trump social media team and administration are such chronically online 4chan losers that trolling is all they do, and people tend to fill up online chatter about these attention whore stunts instead of the ongoing ICE raids, the foreign interests buying up American assets, and the AI companies paying people to spread manufactured consent amongst local communities regarding approvals of data centers and surveillance tech.

The Harris campaign might have stopped calling them losers, but I never will.

nullspace@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 5h

Chuds complain about woke liberals making games, but when they make games of their own it's shit like this.

rottenmummy@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 13h

Please tell me that 4th of September is the new 1st of April

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1h

So they decided that the best way to capture the attention of today's youth is with clones of games made 30 or 40 years ago. Sure, you know what, good job White House, have a cookie. Everybody clap for how well they understand the children and teenagers of 2026.

capuccino@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9h

In México we have a term to refer to this kind of people. NyE. That's what MAGA is. Naco y Estúpido.

Ertain@feddit.online · 4 pts · 9h

I hope Nintendo slows them down.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14m

Jews Out! Board Game

Force the Jews beyond the medieval walls and out the city. The first player to rid the city of six Jews wins.

With illustrations of a ‘typical’ Jewish family on the move accompanied by the text, Off to Palestine!

answersplease77@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9m

All whom they hire are racist dirtbags who made this and find it funny.

IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1h

Ballroom map not included. 😞

chunes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10h

The one thing I enjoy in all this is watching a corporation being powerless to sue.

rslogix89@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12h
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kingofras@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 8h

You can also skip this and re-watch the live streams