It’s a fairly oversized beanie that covers like two-thirds of my head, and when I’m feeling exhausted, I can (and do) pull it over my eyes to conk out for a bit.
I love this hat, and I have absolutely no idea who Sydney Sweeney is.
some person that makes people on social media lose their minds because they project their weird shit onto her for doing ads that feature her tits and ass.
i have no idea like why she is famous beyond this. is she a singer? she seems to be compared to singers a lot.
I could go learn about Sydney Sweeney, while I’m available and in the queue for calls at my job, or I could just keep reading There is No Antimemetics Division, until I get interrupted by some doctor needing their outlook fixed.
Like, the question isn’t even bout five hundred grand anymore, it’s about literally anything to do with this lady, versus my personal “hat/book against work” inertia.
Also I just got a call from a Dr. Sweeney about needing something fixed, but he’s a guy, so now the entire proposition gets just a touch weirder, another line of terms and conditions apply. View mode, compact, reading pane on the right, never pick single unless it’s Sydney Sweeney asking.
She's an actress , she was in The Handmaid's Tale, Euphoria, and White Lotus recently-ish. She's also done some movies but I don't know about that. She's became famous very fast and was in those three hugely popular TV series.
TBH, you all come across as incredibly pretentious and ingenuine by pretending not to even know who she is. You've certainly heard her name on social media. She's frequently the subject of posts on even Lemmy, so if you're on any other social media you DEFINITELY have heard of her, but even here on this island you've encountered subject matter about her.
She's also done some advertisements for pants and soap that come across as MAGA dog whistles, and she has done nothing to contradict being a racist, so that's why people are mad at her.
I’m not really in-tune with American culture on the whole, and forming identities around people is hard for me as a double stroke victim. I’m also not on social media, and don’t really pay attention too hard.
I also still haven’t looked up who she is, cause I just don’t care that much.
I'm not pretending. But keep making your assumptions? Jesus.
Not everyone follows pop culture, and that doesn't make them automatically an asshole. This is the first time I've ever seen her referenced on lemmy and I've been here 3 years.
You clearly follow pop culture. Do you follow professional mountain bike racing? Do you know who Tom Pidcock is? Wow, you don't! You're so pretentious and ingenue! How dare you pretend to not know who a famous mountain bike racer is! You've certain heard his name!
You mean some idiot people think she's done that. All I see is a hot girl using her body to sell sports gambling to men. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, it's not a phallic symbol of right wing oppression or whatever you seem to think it must be.
You're on the fediverse. If ever there was a group of people who don't consume a lot of mainstream pop culture and don't follow celebrities this is the place they hang out.
I legitimately didn't know who she is apart from being vaguely aware of the jean ad. She's not involved in anything I'm interested in, and clearly I'm not alone.
No. I just see a bunch of lemmy idiots flipping out because they are so weird and judgemental about the perceived politics of other people. And they are totally blind to how stupid and self-defeating their attitudes are towards their own supposed political ideals.
I did not use the word "only", as you seem to have imagined. This is not the gotcha you thought it was. You're attacking a straw man argument you made up, not what I said.
Not condemning Nazis and White Supremacists, is being one. This isn't like, a football team or something. It's not like "oh, you don't think the Packers sucks, you must be a super fan.
It's fascist white supremacist Nazi garbage. The only option is in or out. There is no "maybe they have a point on X" partial here.
Right, so anyone who doesn't agree with you, must be a nazi.
I don't agree with that. So I must be a Nazi too, right?
Literally everyone, who isn't you, is a Nazi, too, I'd wager, because really, how do you know people who condemn nazis, aren't lying about? How can you verify the truth of their Nazi status?
Y'all always so hyperbolic. It isn't 'everyone who disagrees is a nazi', it is about NOT agreeing with Nazis. Just because you didn't mean to hit someone with your car doesn't mean you didn't hit them with your car. You are your words and actions.
If you support Nazis then you're a Nazi. If Nazi's are supporting you, then you should reflect on why that is. You either own it, or you do not. Like look around the room, 'MAGA' is literally just running back the Nazi's greatest hits. The discrimination, Key members sporting Nazi imagery/rhetoric/signals, and we're literally putting people in concentration camps for being different and disagreeing with Nazis while implementing mass surveillance without so much as a vote.
If it honks like a goose, and steps like a goose, then it may be a Nazi goose. Or at least a goose who doesn't mind Nazis.
If I ever became a public figure and found out fascist/Nazis/whoever were "fans" of mine I would immediately and publicly denounce them. Because if I didn't people would (rightly) assume I at minimum will tolerate their views when it's convenient for me.
I think it's more like, if ice cream suddenly decided it would poison all non white people because it somehow became sentient and only accepted consumption by the "superior race".
500k is enough to retire on if you're frugal enough. Enough to retire in 10 years if you want to live lavishly. 500k would be the definition of a life changing amount of money
Eh…IDK. It was a very badly taken line comparing jeans/genes to her blonde blue-eyed self from an ad that was poorly thought out by the ad company. The MAGA tools have been drooling over her tits and trying to claim her for the right wing.
That said, she’s ducked out of claiming any political stance, and that to me is shitty all by itself. If you can’t simply make statements in favor of basic things like human rights there’s something wrong with you. The most I could find was a generic “against hate and divisiveness” statement that really is meaningless without context.
The Hitler Particles in the US are off the charts. "Hey, I'm not a Nazi, I'm just friends with a bunch of them" has been a line running cold since the 1950s.
That said, she’s ducked out of claiming any political stance
Classic "Secret Hitler" Strategy. She could only do better if she made some token nods to liberalism, while taking tons of money from right wing chu- Oh. Wait, I'm being handed a note.
Having an awkward time with a woman I don't even consider being that attractive and I know nothing about, or getting enough money to pay off my mortgage, get two new cameras, several lenses, renovate my kitchen and bathroom, and have money left over.
Yeah, I am taking the money, every time, no question.
I think the last part is the real thing. It's either assuming you're fkn irresistible, or that she has no say in the matter.
Anyone who would pass up anything tangible for a chance to shoot their shot (and likely get shot down) is crazy.
inb4 someone comments about how they skipped a job interview to chase a woman they saw walking the street once and now they've been married for 82 years, so I'm wrong.
Nothing I've seen indicates she's MAGA. But she's an attractive woman who will be attractive in ads without really giving a shit what the ads are for. Which means, when people get bothered by the white blonde woman talking about her good jeans (genes), or sexualizing "sports", MAGA latches onto that and cancel culture and whatnot.
I've never seen anything about that so my statement stands /s.
Looking at it quickly, it seems to me her mother had a 60th birthday party and some guests wore hats that said "make 60 great again". Unless there is another event that doesn't seem like a maga themed party to me
I don't really pay attention to Hollywood gossips but she publicly supported her brother enlisting and being deployed to Iran conflict on Instagram. It may not be overt but it's very telling.
That much would pay off my house, and every other debt while leaving over 300k to go into savings or buy whatever. Sydney would have to be content without my boner while I enjoyed being rich.
If we knock two zeros off that we have an interesting discussion ahead of us. As is, choosing $500,000 is a no-brainer.
There are simply too many women as gorgeous as her, most of whom with better personalities and values, that would be more than happy to go on a single date with a random (non-creep) for $5,000 or less.
Although then it just becomes a question of "would you rather go on a date or spend a night hanging out with your cat", and I'm guessing the answers will track closely based on age group.
Honestly? Idk if it's just me but who wants to even date someone who's no different from a random person? Hell I'll turn the offer down for a free lunch, let alone half a million dollars. And I think many people would do the same if they're thinking with their minds instead of dicks.
$500k and I can date whoever I want. Besides, Sydney Sweeney is overrated. If by some miracle if she comes on to me then I won't say no; but there are women with better sex appeal.
Is that it? Never seen her in a movie, heard of the jean ad, and seen shit posted on reddit. And all I can do is shrug.
Like, at least Paris Hilton had a reality TV show and a sex tape...
Hey, kids, Paris Hilton was a fucking cum dumpster who became famous for being a shallow cum dumpster from the Hilton family. Nothing more to know there. Not equating her to whatever this woman is. I mean, Paris had a reality TV show that people often mocked.
If I would mock our president, is this suddenly misandry? Sounds like something he would accuse me of.
"I think we are ready to release the files, terribly named, and bury them under the America Pyramid, wouldn't that be nice.
"Epstein is a terrible name, so I say we are going to call them the America Files, and use a pyramid like the Arabs like to do. And people can come and see the America Pyramids, and you know, I think in 3000 years, maybe 10000 years, they will wonder what we, the American public, were seeking to accomplish."
If her acting is any representation of her IRL I'd be bored af within 4 minutes. Even the eye candy wouldn't keep me interested.
But a date is too loose of an offer. I've been on a date with someone who was uninterested in me and only there for the free meal. And dates which went ok, barely a peck on the lips at the end and it took a couple more dates before any hanky panky.
500k is more than enough to pay off my house and put some improvements in and chock awake at least 200k. Then I can relax comfortably with my regular income.
Yea, there's no one person that would be worth 500k to meet one time. 500k doesn't go as far as it used to, but it's still going to change your life unless you are already wealthy.
Sydney Sweeney is a gorgeous girl whose roles and carefully-managed public image hides how directly smart she is. Go see her on talk shows, and understand she will let it show quite often. She'd I'm sure be a fun date.
Having said that, a contrived date would be terrible for all concerned. We're essentially calling her a whore, which we haven't ratified as a valid business in many societies and is also used as a slur. She'd likely be a fun hang, beautiful to look at and likely fun to talk to, but not in some paid-date kind of deal.
I'll take the money, every time. Let Sydney have her freedom when she's off the clock.
Are we talking about the same Sydney Sweeney? She's already had a handful of pretty damning controversies. I wouldn't even call her public image 'managed' at this point.
it's hilarious that they think they are 'fighting against nazis' by... hating a hot girl who does sexy ads. like... cool why don't you just hate all women who do that... which is a lot of them.
She thinks her beauty, fame, and money will excuse her from being an empty, soulless MAGA Pedophile. Ew, gross, what would we even talk about? How disgusting she is?
I'll take the money, and go out with people I like.
It'd need to be both. Pay me $500,000 and I'll go on date with her.
I'm out of her league. Most men are.
But, since we're talking about magical situations here. I would go on a date with Dolly Parton instead of taking $500,000, because that would mean Dolly Parton would be brought back to life and that's worth the money. Also, who wouldn't want to go on a date with her?
It actually depends. If I can get enough media attention to me dating her, I might end up raking in more than $500.000. Otherwise, meh, give me da moneys!
I can have a date go badly and lose like $100 or less, just not a very economical choice.
You could pay me to go on a date with Sweeney, prob be less than 500k but it'd have to be enough to be worth my time and convince my wife. But yeah I think if you're gonna pay me to have a bad time, I'd ballpark about $200 per hour for me and $2000 - $3000 flat for the missus
With the current state of gender relations, and how such a large majority of younger women outright hate and despise men, entertaining a date with any woman is an extremely poor decision even without the $500,000 as a flip-side option.
And no, I have been off the market for just over three decades with the same woman. I just keep an eye on what’s happening out there, and prefer to avoid ideology and doctrine in favour of critical thinking, facts, and evidence. And from where I am sitting, I fully support younger men saying, “thanks, but no thanks.” Because in current social conditions, the only winning move is not to play.
I’m not on the market, and I haven’t been for over three decades now. I don’t have to be “decent” to anyone other than my wife because I don’t cheat on her.
It’s all passive observation of real-world interactions between other people. Facts, evidence, and critical thinking.
But yes, you continue to use shaming techniques to silence dissent, because you have absolutely nothing of substance to counter what I have said.
You’re terrified of men going their own way, of leaving women alone in exactly the ways that feminism has demanded from men over the last few decades. Well, young men are waking up and discovering that the juice is not worth the squeeze. They’re going one step beyond what feminism demanded, and are ignoring women entirely.
And I’m finding that hilarious. It’s the total compliance that women have been demanding from men for decades, but never expected it to bite them in the arse. Have fun finding that “good man” when the truly good men no longer make the first approach.
Wow. I probably shouldn't even bite, but what the actual fuck? Are you living in some alternate reality? I have several kids who are young adults and none of them perceive or experience the world in this way.
I honestly don't know what I'd do if my husband somehow developed this sort of incel worldview while simultaneously having regular sex and a loving relationship. What in the world?
I have been off the market for just over three decades with the same woman.
you seem mad about that.
I just keep an eye on what’s happening out there
how nice of you to stay current on dating trends even though you seem like such a devoted husband.
I fully support younger men saying, “thanks, but no thanks.”
I'm sure those young men really appreciate the thought of you thinking of them while you're thinking of all those nasty horrible women.
Because in current social conditions, the only winning move is not to play.
which you clearly-- you know what I can't do this anymore. I am mocking you, not because you're a chauvinist, not because you're clearly a shitty husband, not because you're a creep.
I am mocking you because you're a pathetic and sad little "alpha male" incel.
you probably haven't had sex in 15 years with a woman because every one of them is disgusted by you after five minutes of listening to the bile that spills out of your mouth.
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tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 4d
Hmm, stilted and awkward date with someone I barely know, given that I’m a lesbian who hides under a hat and she’s all out in the open,
or immediately pay off my house and my wife’s student loans?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 4d
how big is this hat?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 4d
It’s a fairly oversized beanie that covers like two-thirds of my head, and when I’m feeling exhausted, I can (and do) pull it over my eyes to conk out for a bit.
I love this hat, and I have absolutely no idea who Sydney Sweeney is.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
some person that makes people on social media lose their minds because they project their weird shit onto her for doing ads that feature her tits and ass.
i have no idea like why she is famous beyond this. is she a singer? she seems to be compared to singers a lot.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
I could go learn about Sydney Sweeney, while I’m available and in the queue for calls at my job, or I could just keep reading There is No Antimemetics Division, until I get interrupted by some doctor needing their outlook fixed.
Like, the question isn’t even bout five hundred grand anymore, it’s about literally anything to do with this lady, versus my personal “hat/book against work” inertia.
undecidedyellow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
I have so many feelings about how that book ended, but no actual words. Hope you enjoy it!
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
What book?
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3d
The Antimimetics thing. It got published as a book.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d
Have you read the updated version yet? Wondering if it's different enough to be worth it.
undecidedyellow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
There's an updated version of the book? I'm not sure which version I read... In that I didn't actually read it. I listened to the audiobook.
Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
A quick Google would take less time than typing that comment, why're you pretending you're too busy reading to know XD
24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Some people like making conversation and being personable on - gasp- social media. And then there's you.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Also I just got a call from a Dr. Sweeney about needing something fixed, but he’s a guy, so now the entire proposition gets just a touch weirder, another line of terms and conditions apply. View mode, compact, reading pane on the right, never pick single unless it’s Sydney Sweeney asking.
AmyAye@nord.pub · 4 pts · 4d
IMDB says she was in some American Eagle ads.
cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 3d
She's an actress , she was in The Handmaid's Tale, Euphoria, and White Lotus recently-ish. She's also done some movies but I don't know about that. She's became famous very fast and was in those three hugely popular TV series.
TBH, you all come across as incredibly pretentious and ingenuine by pretending not to even know who she is. You've certainly heard her name on social media. She's frequently the subject of posts on even Lemmy, so if you're on any other social media you DEFINITELY have heard of her, but even here on this island you've encountered subject matter about her.
She's also done some advertisements for pants and soap that come across as MAGA dog whistles, and she has done nothing to contradict being a racist, so that's why people are mad at her.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
I’m not really in-tune with American culture on the whole, and forming identities around people is hard for me as a double stroke victim. I’m also not on social media, and don’t really pay attention too hard.
I also still haven’t looked up who she is, cause I just don’t care that much.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20h
I'm not pretending. But keep making your assumptions? Jesus.
Not everyone follows pop culture, and that doesn't make them automatically an asshole. This is the first time I've ever seen her referenced on lemmy and I've been here 3 years.
You clearly follow pop culture. Do you follow professional mountain bike racing? Do you know who Tom Pidcock is? Wow, you don't! You're so pretentious and ingenue! How dare you pretend to not know who a famous mountain bike racer is! You've certain heard his name!
You mean some idiot people think she's done that. All I see is a hot girl using her body to sell sports gambling to men. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, it's not a phallic symbol of right wing oppression or whatever you seem to think it must be.
oatscoop@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1d
You're on the fediverse. If ever there was a group of people who don't consume a lot of mainstream pop culture and don't follow celebrities this is the place they hang out.
I legitimately didn't know who she is apart from being vaguely aware of the jean ad. She's not involved in anything I'm interested in, and clearly I'm not alone.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
... she's....she's the really hot blonde with the smoking body in those pictures.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
She's too young for me, and I'm pretty sure she's straight, and I have a wife and a girlfriend already. I think i should just take the cash.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 4d
I don't understand the obsession with this chick. she's just another hot bod, what makes her so culturally important vs any other hot bod?
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 49 pts · 4d
Well shes the white supremacist poster girl, so theres that
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · -36 pts · 4d
so if white supremacists eat ice cream, ice cream is awful and bad? is that the logic here?
i mean, cool if that's what you want to do, but you're just a stupid asshole if you think everyone else enjoying ice cream supports white supremacy.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 4d
You do realize that you've fabricated your own asinine, erroneous detail to then argue a baseless point from it... right?
Press X. 🙄
avg@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 4d
It's like he built a man out of straw or something.
Delphia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
I mean... I get the point. Hot blondes with big tits do have a relatively universal appeal.
Just because assholes agree doesnt mean anything.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 3d
No. I just see a bunch of lemmy idiots flipping out because they are so weird and judgemental about the perceived politics of other people. And they are totally blind to how stupid and self-defeating their attitudes are towards their own supposed political ideals.
wuffwuffwuff@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3d
judging people for their politics is not a bad thing.
people's politics is the best thing to judge them on.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 3d
really, so as long as someone shares your politics, and they assault someone you love, they are a good person?
the way they treat other people has no bearing on how you judge them?
Space_Cowboy92@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
Holy fucking straw man dude. Get a fucking grip on reality 😂
wuffwuffwuff@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3d
I did not use the word "only", as you seem to have imagined. This is not the gotcha you thought it was. You're attacking a straw man argument you made up, not what I said.
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 4d
What logic took you to comparing "white supremacist poster girl" to "so if white supremacists eat ice cream, ice cream is bad"?
That's quite the whatever-that-was, lad.
NEZ27@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 4d
I don't think she's linked to White Supremacists because she eats ice cream.
She's linked to them because she does MAGA or dabbles with MAGA adjacent nonsense.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d
Such as?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · -25 pts · 4d
There is no evidence she does that, it's just speculation by angry idiots who think because she won't condemn it she must support it.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 4d
Justfuckinggoogleit.
AmyAye@nord.pub · 14 pts · 4d
Not condemning Nazis and White Supremacists, is being one. This isn't like, a football team or something. It's not like "oh, you don't think the Packers sucks, you must be a super fan.
It's fascist white supremacist Nazi garbage. The only option is in or out. There is no "maybe they have a point on X" partial here.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · -21 pts · 4d
Right, so anyone who doesn't agree with you, must be a nazi.
I don't agree with that. So I must be a Nazi too, right?
Literally everyone, who isn't you, is a Nazi, too, I'd wager, because really, how do you know people who condemn nazis, aren't lying about? How can you verify the truth of their Nazi status?
NEZ27@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 4d
Y'all always so hyperbolic. It isn't 'everyone who disagrees is a nazi', it is about NOT agreeing with Nazis. Just because you didn't mean to hit someone with your car doesn't mean you didn't hit them with your car. You are your words and actions.
If you support Nazis then you're a Nazi. If Nazi's are supporting you, then you should reflect on why that is. You either own it, or you do not. Like look around the room, 'MAGA' is literally just running back the Nazi's greatest hits. The discrimination, Key members sporting Nazi imagery/rhetoric/signals, and we're literally putting people in concentration camps for being different and disagreeing with Nazis while implementing mass surveillance without so much as a vote.
If it honks like a goose, and steps like a goose, then it may be a Nazi goose. Or at least a goose who doesn't mind Nazis.
oatscoop@midwest.social · 5 pts · 4d
If I ever became a public figure and found out fascist/Nazis/whoever were "fans" of mine I would immediately and publicly denounce them. Because if I didn't people would (rightly) assume I at minimum will tolerate their views when it's convenient for me.
It's a low fucking bar.
FlyingCircus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
Refusing to condemn Nazis does, in fact, make you a Nazi.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 3d
And if I have better shit to do than go around worrying and freaking out over who is or isn't allegedly a Nazi? I suppose that also makes me a Nazi.
So that means like, most of the population is Nazis. Must suck for you I guess, since 7/10 people you meet are Nazis in your eyes.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d
Le what now?
AmyAye@nord.pub · 2 pts · 4d
I think it's more like, if ice cream suddenly decided it would poison all non white people because it somehow became sentient and only accepted consumption by the "superior race".
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · -16 pts · 4d
where did she say that?
or are you just making shit up?
Malica@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 4d
Her face is above average and she's a Nazi, perfect for all the insecure incels out there
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 12 pts · 4d
Face is average, its the boobs
Malica@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3d
Ah, apologies lol
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3d
'she's not even hot bro.'
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 4d
I would not go on a date with her for free, that's the lowest I'll go.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
epicstove@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 4d
I don't think it can be overstated how much more life changing $500k is compared to 1 date with her.
Not a committed relationship mind you, 1 date.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 3d
500k is enough to retire on if you're frugal enough. Enough to retire in 10 years if you want to live lavishly. 500k would be the definition of a life changing amount of money
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 4d
MAGA cunts fuck off
Malica@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 4d
I was just putting dead Kennedys on
dudeface@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 4d
With 500k I could get multiple hookers that are just as good looking
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 4d
…or five hundred thousand one-dollar hookerbots?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 4d
DrPop@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 4d
Who even is she? I'll take the$500,000 and have a glorius date with my wife.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 4d
a nazi. not even joking.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
Eh…IDK. It was a very badly taken line comparing jeans/genes to her blonde blue-eyed self from an ad that was poorly thought out by the ad company. The MAGA tools have been drooling over her tits and trying to claim her for the right wing.
That said, she’s ducked out of claiming any political stance, and that to me is shitty all by itself. If you can’t simply make statements in favor of basic things like human rights there’s something wrong with you. The most I could find was a generic “against hate and divisiveness” statement that really is meaningless without context.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
The Hitler Particles in the US are off the charts. "Hey, I'm not a Nazi, I'm just friends with a bunch of them" has been a line running cold since the 1950s.
Classic "Secret Hitler" Strategy. She could only do better if she made some token nods to liberalism, while taking tons of money from right wing chu- Oh. Wait, I'm being handed a note.
eyelevel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
TurdFerguson@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 4d
It seems like the question is how much would you pay for a date with her and for me it’s about tree-fiddy
TurdFerguson@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 4d
Anyway this is about the point I realize she’s a 30 foot crustacean from the Paleozoic era
stoy@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 4d
Having an awkward time with a woman I don't even consider being that attractive and I know nothing about, or getting enough money to pay off my mortgage, get two new cameras, several lenses, renovate my kitchen and bathroom, and have money left over.
Yeah, I am taking the money, every time, no question.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 4d
Isn't she a MAGAt? Or do they just wanna lick her toes because of her appearance? 🤢
Money. Jesus Christ what kind of pathetic loser would say yes to date some broad who don't even like you? Hardly a date that'd be.
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 4d
Its boobs
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 4d
The latter category. I think she is more along the Vanilla Ice line of "I like money." So she's kinda like low hanging fruit for chuds.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
I think the last part is the real thing. It's either assuming you're fkn irresistible, or that she has no say in the matter.
Anyone who would pass up anything tangible for a chance to shoot their shot (and likely get shot down) is crazy.
inb4 someone comments about how they skipped a job interview to chase a woman they saw walking the street once and now they've been married for 82 years, so I'm wrong.
Bongles@lemmy.zip · -3 pts · 4d
Nothing I've seen indicates she's MAGA. But she's an attractive woman who will be attractive in ads without really giving a shit what the ads are for. Which means, when people get bothered by the white blonde woman talking about her good jeans (genes), or sexualizing "sports", MAGA latches onto that and cancel culture and whatnot.
Malica@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 4d
She had a maga themed birthday party
Bongles@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 4d
I've never seen anything about that so my statement stands /s.
Looking at it quickly, it seems to me her mother had a 60th birthday party and some guests wore hats that said "make 60 great again". Unless there is another event that doesn't seem like a maga themed party to me
Skanky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Source?
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 4d
she did a Goebbles ad for American Eagle
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
I don't really pay attention to Hollywood gossips but she publicly supported her brother enlisting and being deployed to Iran conflict on Instagram. It may not be overt but it's very telling.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 4d
$500 let alone three more zeros.
DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d
Will you take those as two separate payments?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3d
An escort who looks like her would be 2 grand tops
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 4d
a date is a date. $500k is a whole lotta hookers and blow.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 3d
"$500,000 or something you have no desire to do?"
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
He's Gay
And he's taken.
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 3d
My wife would be pissed if I didnt take the money.
Kayday@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 4d
I would get paid $500,000 not to go on a date with her.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 4d
Money please.
mattyroses@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 3d
$500,000 can buy many Sidney Sweenies!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3d
Explain how!
TimboSlice@discuss.online · 16 pts · 3d
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3d
Woo-hoo!
trips on Sydney Sweeney, $500,000 blows away
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Her morals are for sale.
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3d
Give you a better shot at building you own life up with that kind of cash, thus making you more aviliable and confident when dating.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
That much would pay off my house, and every other debt while leaving over 300k to go into savings or buy whatever. Sydney would have to be content without my boner while I enjoyed being rich.
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d
You'll still have to pay for the date.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 3d
she will likely charge 500k
Avicenna@programming.dev · 8 pts · 4d
There is absolutely nothing to gain from a date with Sydney Sweeney, likely not even a nice company.
remon@ani.social · 3 pts · 4d
To be fair you don't get a company after most dates.
HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
If we knock two zeros off that we have an interesting discussion ahead of us. As is, choosing $500,000 is a no-brainer.
There are simply too many women as gorgeous as her, most of whom with better personalities and values, that would be more than happy to go on a single date with a random (non-creep) for $5,000 or less.
impairedimperator@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 3d
Idk, maybe four zeros.
Although then it just becomes a question of "would you rather go on a date or spend a night hanging out with your cat", and I'm guessing the answers will track closely based on age group.
multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
Everybody seems to assume "date" equals sex.
On the other hand, $500,000 does exactly equal half a million dollars.
cinoreus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Honestly? Idk if it's just me but who wants to even date someone who's no different from a random person? Hell I'll turn the offer down for a free lunch, let alone half a million dollars. And I think many people would do the same if they're thinking with their minds instead of dicks.
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
I can see a nice set of tits for a lot less than 500k.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 3d
a little botox here, maybe a bbl, fillers, a facelift, belpharoplasty and a nose job.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d
I can't even think of any fictional women who'd make me pick the date.
noxypaws@pawb.social · 6 pts · 3d
nothing against whoever she is but yeah I'm taking that cash
sure I may be gay but I can't imagine any person I'd pay the opportunity cost of that much money to go on one date with
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
$500k and I can date whoever I want. Besides, Sydney Sweeney is overrated. If by some miracle if she comes on to me then I won't say no; but there are women with better sex appeal.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d
If i took a date over 500K my wife would be very upset.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
My exact thought, lol.
Although hell, my wife might be down if it was $500k for the date, like some incredibly high priced manwhore. Lol
CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social · 3 pts · 4d
Now that we've established what you are the real negotiations can begin
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 3d
I wouldn't even date her for half a million. I mean, who the hell is she?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3d
Pretty singer lady
HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Pretty sure she's an actress/model more than anything else, right?
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip · -3 pts · 3d
Is that it? Never seen her in a movie, heard of the jean ad, and seen shit posted on reddit. And all I can do is shrug.
Like, at least Paris Hilton had a reality TV show and a sex tape...
Hey, kids, Paris Hilton was a fucking cum dumpster who became famous for being a shallow cum dumpster from the Hilton family. Nothing more to know there. Not equating her to whatever this woman is. I mean, Paris had a reality TV show that people often mocked.
HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
What in the misogyny?...
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 2d
What misogyny?
If I would mock our president, is this suddenly misandry? Sounds like something he would accuse me of.
"I think we are ready to release the files, terribly named, and bury them under the America Pyramid, wouldn't that be nice.
"Epstein is a terrible name, so I say we are going to call them the America Files, and use a pyramid like the Arabs like to do. And people can come and see the America Pyramids, and you know, I think in 3000 years, maybe 10000 years, they will wonder what we, the American public, were seeking to accomplish."
HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1d
Nope.
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
Nope what? Who asked a question?
Nope there was no misogyny? Cool, same page.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
If her acting is any representation of her IRL I'd be bored af within 4 minutes. Even the eye candy wouldn't keep me interested.
But a date is too loose of an offer. I've been on a date with someone who was uninterested in me and only there for the free meal. And dates which went ok, barely a peck on the lips at the end and it took a couple more dates before any hanky panky.
500k is more than enough to pay off my house and put some improvements in and chock awake at least 200k. Then I can relax comfortably with my regular income.
Flatulent69Iguana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
Ill take a NVIDIA 5090 her you can keep
veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
At the rate it's cost is going up, and the dollar going down, id say top tier gpus will be worth more than 500k
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 4d
What's her deal? She was in like one kinda popular acting role and now she just does rage baitey advertisements? Must be nice...
alsimoneau@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3d
Thin, blonde, tits and won't "take a political stance", so the Nazis love her.
you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Yea, there's no one person that would be worth 500k to meet one time. 500k doesn't go as far as it used to, but it's still going to change your life unless you are already wealthy.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 3d
500k definitely goes far for most people. maybe not if you are earning millions or billions/year.
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 4d
The ego of this.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 4d
Well yeah, a date can be unfun or go wrong, 500k dollarinos can only go bad if you have no clue how to use them.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
Freedumb dollars
Eagle units
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 3d
You can exchange them for Zimbabwean dollars, and become a quadrillionaire!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 4d
Very low chance she would even like me, so really, this is how much she would pay to get me to stop talking about my Star Trek fan theories.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 4d
Sydney Sweeney is a gorgeous girl whose roles and carefully-managed public image hides how directly smart she is. Go see her on talk shows, and understand she will let it show quite often. She'd I'm sure be a fun date.
Having said that, a contrived date would be terrible for all concerned. We're essentially calling her a whore, which we haven't ratified as a valid business in many societies and is also used as a slur. She'd likely be a fun hang, beautiful to look at and likely fun to talk to, but not in some paid-date kind of deal.
I'll take the money, every time. Let Sydney have her freedom when she's off the clock.
barooboodoo@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 4d
Are we talking about the same Sydney Sweeney? She's already had a handful of pretty damning controversies. I wouldn't even call her public image 'managed' at this point.
epicstove@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 4d
Oh it's managed alright. The controversy is the point. It grabs attention and as far as they're concerned. All publicity is good publicity.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Tiger Woods
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 4d
people raging over her just makes her more money.
it's hilarious that they think they are 'fighting against nazis' by... hating a hot girl who does sexy ads. like... cool why don't you just hate all women who do that... which is a lot of them.
cabillaud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Does she make ads for ice cream?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
No, but she should.
oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d
Lol. Date is literal work for guys.
Why the fuck would i choose work over money.
Sex maybe, but not for 500k. I'd go as high as 5k, but only for straight up sex, no dating bs
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
No woman on Earth... Clearly this is stating there is a man on Earth that would be worth it!
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
I'd take a date with my partner of 25 years over any amount of money, that said my partner would kick my ass knowing I turned down $500,000.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 4d
She smokes and has smoker's face.
Mucki@feddit.org · 1 pts · 3d
What's that smoker's face, can you elaborate?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 3d
Like this:
Just they smoothen out the wrinkles for the photoshoots.
Mucki@feddit.org · 1 pts · 3d
That's slop crap shit ... Nothing to see or understand in it...
altphoto@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 3d
You know, this:
UsernamesAreForSuckers@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
Taking the $500,000 - Dating/Sex with hot women isn’t much different than dating/sex with any other woman.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2d
She thinks her beauty, fame, and money will excuse her from being an empty, soulless MAGA Pedophile. Ew, gross, what would we even talk about? How disgusting she is?
I'll take the money, and go out with people I like.
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Even if she was crazy about and simply had to fuck my brains out. 500,000 any day. Even less, much less.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3d
If you take the $500k, I'm pretty sure Sidney will take your $500k to "go on a date" with you ...
(... as in a 2-minute zoom call from a lavish restaurant surrounded by bodyguards, while you eat your mac & cheese at home 🤣)
oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d
I would not watch that movie
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
It'd need to be both. Pay me $500,000 and I'll go on date with her.
I'm out of her league. Most men are.
But, since we're talking about magical situations here. I would go on a date with Dolly Parton instead of taking $500,000, because that would mean Dolly Parton would be brought back to life and that's worth the money. Also, who wouldn't want to go on a date with her?
eyekaytee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
ChetManly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Easy she a magat. I'll gladly take the cash.
fubarx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
...
"What kind of man do you think I am?"
"We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating the price."
Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 3d
It actually depends. If I can get enough media attention to me dating her, I might end up raking in more than $500.000. Otherwise, meh, give me da moneys!
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
Depends: Can we spend the date reading my screenplay and then buying it?
Juice@midwest.social · 1 pts · 4d
I can have a date go badly and lose like $100 or less, just not a very economical choice.
You could pay me to go on a date with Sweeney, prob be less than 500k but it'd have to be enough to be worth my time and convince my wife. But yeah I think if you're gonna pay me to have a bad time, I'd ballpark about $200 per hour for me and $2000 - $3000 flat for the missus
rekabis@lemmy.ca · -24 pts · 4d
With the current state of gender relations, and how such a large majority of younger women outright hate and despise men, entertaining a date with any woman is an extremely poor decision even without the $500,000 as a flip-side option.
And no, I have been off the market for just over three decades with the same woman. I just keep an eye on what’s happening out there, and prefer to avoid ideology and doctrine in favour of critical thinking, facts, and evidence. And from where I am sitting, I fully support younger men saying, “thanks, but no thanks.” Because in current social conditions, the only winning move is not to play.
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 14 pts · 4d
Dude, I think its just you.
Have you tried being decent?
rekabis@lemmy.ca · -11 pts · 4d
I’m not on the market, and I haven’t been for over three decades now. I don’t have to be “decent” to anyone other than my wife because I don’t cheat on her.
It’s all passive observation of real-world interactions between other people. Facts, evidence, and critical thinking.
But yes, you continue to use shaming techniques to silence dissent, because you have absolutely nothing of substance to counter what I have said.
You’re terrified of men going their own way, of leaving women alone in exactly the ways that feminism has demanded from men over the last few decades. Well, young men are waking up and discovering that the juice is not worth the squeeze. They’re going one step beyond what feminism demanded, and are ignoring women entirely.
And I’m finding that hilarious. It’s the total compliance that women have been demanding from men for decades, but never expected it to bite them in the arse. Have fun finding that “good man” when the truly good men no longer make the first approach.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
Wow. I probably shouldn't even bite, but what the actual fuck? Are you living in some alternate reality? I have several kids who are young adults and none of them perceive or experience the world in this way.
I honestly don't know what I'd do if my husband somehow developed this sort of incel worldview while simultaneously having regular sex and a loving relationship. What in the world?
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 3d
Wow, well good luck with that.
eyelevel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
rekabis@lemmy.ca · -12 pts · 4d
Wow. You can’t be MGTOW if you’re married, genius. It’s like being a communist Republican.
You’d best dial back the brainrot, you’re clutching at irreconcilable contradictions without even having enough neurons to realize it.
But I guess that’s what being a woman is all about: feelings before facts. And often in spite of facts.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 4d
There you go, proudly displaying your sexism and ignorance
I pity your imaginary wife
eyelevel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d
Jesus, you're revolting
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d
you seem mad about that.
how nice of you to stay current on dating trends even though you seem like such a devoted husband.
I'm sure those young men really appreciate the thought of you thinking of them while you're thinking of all those nasty horrible women.
which you clearly-- you know what I can't do this anymore. I am mocking you, not because you're a chauvinist, not because you're clearly a shitty husband, not because you're a creep.
I am mocking you because you're a pathetic and sad little "alpha male" incel.
you probably haven't had sex in 15 years with a woman because every one of them is disgusted by you after five minutes of listening to the bile that spills out of your mouth.
FlyingCircus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
You should probably stop watching Andrew Tate videos, they are skewing your perception of reality.