Make sure to name the file inconspicuously but temptingly, relating to the old days, like Bill Gates confession.mp3 or DJ Mike Llama - Llama Whippin' Intro.mp3
while i doubt it will actually work, if it does, it would be quite hilarious in my opinion. there's probably, hopefully, safeguards that prevent such a thing from working and i likely have the syntax wrong, i haven't used windows in years.
There are USB headers, PCI(-E) slots, SATA and some older ones. To get storage devices working on each one you will need a different driver.
Windows disabled autorun for USB sticks before win10.
Also if you list the devices on Linux they will show up as sd(a, b, c…) for SSDs, hd(a, b, c…) for HDDs and nvmen(0,1,2…) for NVMe drives. So yes the OS must be able to differentiate.
Windows assigning letters is just weird IMO.
Also to my knowledge the floppy would show up as disk A on Windows.
This is 98% the right answer, but you drop them somewhere that keeps them intact, and believable enough so that people take them, and spend the rest of the weekend going to thrift stores trying to find an external floppy drive, and the next month trying to figure out how to get their iPhone to mount it.
Just carry one around with you and whenever something important happens or you are about to do something risky, pull it out, press it with your finger and loudly say "Save".
Edit: Bonus points for carrying a huge cardboard mouse pointer to click with.
Edit 2: I really should read all the replies before starting to type.
I think we finally threw out the last of our diskettes about a decade ago - most were too corrupted to recover anything useful. I guess I could 3D print one now ...
Ok, this is a sidetrack but hear me out. Floppy disks would make awful coasters. A coaster has to be somewhat absorbent to avoid spilling condensation water on the table. This is why cork is the most popular material for coasters. The best coasters are a cloth top over a cork shape with a plastic rim and a felt bottom. This ensures total protection to the table and gives enough freedom to be creative with shapes, prints, colors and figures. The novelty printed plastic disks are the worst coasters possible, and floppy disks will only drip all over the table defeating the purpose of a coaster.
I know, I agree. It's just, I'm tired of people using bad coasters then complaining when they stick to the bottom of their glass spilling condensation water all over their lap and shirt. This is the reason that happens. That said, I would totally love to have good floppy disk look alike coasters. But being given an actual one as a coaster won't amuse me, it would make me groan.
Get a few suitcases at Goodwill or something, stick a floppy and some 'redacted' papers in a red envelope, leave them in random places around town and observe what happens. Make sure to wear a trench coat and sunglasses when you 'forget' them at each drop point.
Put all your precious documents on the disks and then rub a magnet on each one of them to make sure they are properly energized. The stronger the magnet the better.
Put a 240p rick and roll video inside and write cryptic labels on them. Spread them around the city and rest knowing that someone is going to go through hoops only to get Rick rolled.
When one of these is corrupted then it's all for nothing lol.
I mean CD Rom was so ubiquitous here by 95, 98 that this idea seems silly but I guess it existed.
It was more for upgrading 386 computers from 1992-1994 if I remember right. Or maybe we had a 486. I dunno. It was definitely pre Pentium. Back in the dark ages!
As I recall, my windows 95 CD-ROM contained a bunch of floppy-sized .cab files in a folder, so it's entirely possible it was available as a set of floppies...
Several years ago, I found a 3.5" floppy in an old desk, so I wrote "(My company's product) Production backup - DO NOT LOSE" on the label, and then left it on the floor in a main hallway of our office.
In my mind, it hopefully made a few people chuckle, but my real dream was that someone picked it up and tried to return it to the development team.
Sell them to someone who will test and resell them to the airline or medical industry... Manufacturing is a likely customer as well, plenty of legacy equipment there that's airgapped and still running decades-old hw/sw.
Unwrap them and open it and then put them all back so they look used. Write on the box in sharpie "Backups 1/127". Delete the critical production system at your work. When someone asks where the backups are, hand them these.
For anyone not familiar...
That would give you 14.4 MB (1.44 MB formatted x 10) of capacity. The rated speeds for a floppy drive is 1000 kilobits per second. So if you did a Raid-0 (striped), let's just say that gives you 10,000 kilobits per second. We convert transfer speeds to storage speeds (8 bits to 1 byte)... Means 1.25MB/s. So best case, it takes you about 11.5 seconds to do a full transfer of the 14.4MB. it actually be much slower because this is best case scenario.
Fuck being incorrect. Buy an old AKAI sampler and make music from floppy disks libraries, I still do with my S-1100. Wrong answer would be to ritually burn them...don't.
Honestly I had a hard time figuring it out by just going to their website because it’s full of corporate nothing-speak but…I think so? Or maybe just components?
You’ll want to download and install the most up-to-date drivers. I believe this model benefits from a slight overclock too, so maybe look at purchasing a decent aftermarket cooler
Saw a post on mastodon in the last day or so that someone dug up a network card for the old 486 they had been working on getting back to life. Might be a use case there, as well as in aviation and medicine - fields that move exceptionally slowly and tend to have expensive equipment with long lifetimes.
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kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 236 pts · 2y
superkret@feddit.org · 101 pts · 2y
this...is a great idea!
Especially since I have friends who will go to some effort to find out what's on the disk out of curiosity.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y
Lol whoops, I meant to give a wrong answer, my bad
Blizzard@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 2y
Make sure to name the file inconspicuously but temptingly, relating to the old days, like Bill Gates confession.mp3 or DJ Mike Llama - Llama Whippin' Intro.mp3
blackbirdbiryani@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
They make really good coasters, will recommend.
MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 58 pts · 2y
ThePantser@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
Poor Mr. Astley, forever known as Mr. Roll
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y
He had his run during the 80s. He's enjoying a second wind with the Rick roll.
slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
It made me wanna listen to the rest of his music once I actually fully heard Never Gonna Give You Up
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Make sure to use this version of the song
Floppy Disks - Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 12 pts · 2y
We use old floppies as coasters!
I have people all the time ask "these are so cute, where did you get them?". RadioShack. 25 years ago.
lattrommi@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
just in case someone sticks it in a working drive, add a file to the floppy named
and add the following to it with a text editor:
while i doubt it will actually work, if it does, it would be quite hilarious in my opinion. there's probably, hopefully, safeguards that prevent such a thing from working and i likely have the syntax wrong, i haven't used windows in years.
Scrollone@feddit.it · 1 pts · 2y
I don't think autorun worked with floppy disks, only with CDs and USB units.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I don't think the OS was sophisticated enough to tell the difference... A drive letter is a drive letter...
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
There are USB headers, PCI(-E) slots, SATA and some older ones. To get storage devices working on each one you will need a different driver.
Windows disabled autorun for USB sticks before win10.
Also if you list the devices on Linux they will show up as sd(a, b, c…) for SSDs, hd(a, b, c…) for HDDs and nvmen(0,1,2…) for NVMe drives. So yes the OS must be able to differentiate.
Windows assigning letters is just weird IMO.
Also to my knowledge the floppy would show up as disk A on Windows.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Have I just experienced youngsplaining?
AndrewZabar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I fuckin LOVE this!!!! It’s absurd in the extreme and yet, so fuckin cool!
I humbly bow to your greatness of creativity.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Thanks! I was intending for it to be more of a shitpost, but I guess I'm not very good at those, it turns out
AndrewZabar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Nah it’s awesome. Like you can then tell them “Hah you’ve been rickrolled” haha.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
6.
Hello_there@fedia.io · 193 pts · 2y
Label in sharpie as "Bitcoin password" and superglue to the sidewalk in a busy area. Watch people try to pick up.
circuscritic@lemmy.ca · 53 pts · 2y
This is 98% the right answer, but you drop them somewhere that keeps them intact, and believable enough so that people take them, and spend the rest of the weekend going to thrift stores trying to find an external floppy drive, and the next month trying to figure out how to get their iPhone to mount it.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 2y
This but put your own floppy drives up on local listing sites for ridiculous prices. Lmao it's almost too evil.
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y
That's more like a scam than a prank
InputZero@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
¿Por que no los dos?
dessalines@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 2y
Alternatively, you could write
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
This is the right answer. You failed hard.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
Stuck to the fridge using a hard drive magnet!
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yeeessssss...
Cover the paper label with packing tape (cheap mans laminate).
Use quick set epoxy for a better bond.
AndrewZabar@lemmy.world · 111 pts · 2y
Dude. RAID.
moody@lemmings.world · 42 pts · 2y
https://hackaday.com/2022/06/30/its-raid-with-floppy-drives/
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
If this is wrong, I’m not sure I want to be right.
Ludrol@szmer.info · 7 pts · 2y
You definietely want to be right
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Oh my gosh, that's incredible. It's so cool to compare it to This one from 12 years ago
mjhelto@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Don't think I've ever picked out harder while taking a shit! 🤘
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I am in awe
Philote@lemmy.ml · 91 pts · 2y
Click on them to save your files.
ValiantDust@feddit.org · 44 pts · 2y
Just carry one around with you and whenever something important happens or you are about to do something risky, pull it out, press it with your finger and loudly say "Save".
Edit: Bonus points for carrying a huge cardboard mouse pointer to click with.
Edit 2: I really should read all the replies before starting to type.
DMerald@ttrpg.network · 7 pts · 2y
Hitting the save right before the murder spree.
seaQueue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Big open world RPG protagonist vibes
seaQueue@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 2y
Download a car
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
You wouldn't dare
theVerdantOrange@reddthat.com · 58 pts · 2y
Sell them as 3D printed save icons.
martinb@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2y
That would possibly work
0_0j@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
LoL, you made me crack
vext01@lemmy.sdf.org · 54 pts · 2y
Carry one in your pocket so you can whip it out in a threatening gesture... like in the film hackers
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
https://tenor.com/bYrSb.gif
pedz@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Or throw a diskette in the trash while being chased by the police, then yell "HACK THE PLANET!" from the back of the police car.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
Righteous hack!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Thank them for the retro-themed coaster set
superkret@feddit.org · 76 pts · 2y
"Omg, you 3D-printed a save icon!"
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I think we finally threw out the last of our diskettes about a decade ago - most were too corrupted to recover anything useful. I guess I could 3D print one now ...
AndrewZabar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I actually bought some online about a year ago because I’m doing some retro stuff. I even got a usb floppy drive.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I probably still have a USB floppy drive in the Bin of Peripherals. Haven't really actively worked with floppies since 2012 though.
dustyData@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Ok, this is a sidetrack but hear me out. Floppy disks would make awful coasters. A coaster has to be somewhat absorbent to avoid spilling condensation water on the table. This is why cork is the most popular material for coasters. The best coasters are a cloth top over a cork shape with a plastic rim and a felt bottom. This ensures total protection to the table and gives enough freedom to be creative with shapes, prints, colors and figures. The novelty printed plastic disks are the worst coasters possible, and floppy disks will only drip all over the table defeating the purpose of a coaster.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Laser-cut wooden floppies
AndrewZabar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
What a Buzz Killington.
dustyData@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I know, I agree. It's just, I'm tired of people using bad coasters then complaining when they stick to the bottom of their glass spilling condensation water all over their lap and shirt. This is the reason that happens. That said, I would totally love to have good floppy disk look alike coasters. But being given an actual one as a coaster won't amuse me, it would make me groan.
Hupf@feddit.org · 46 pts · 2y
Contact TDK about extending that limited lifetime warranty.
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network · 45 pts · 2y
Get a few suitcases at Goodwill or something, stick a floppy and some 'redacted' papers in a red envelope, leave them in random places around town and observe what happens. Make sure to wear a trench coat and sunglasses when you 'forget' them at each drop point.
Fosheze@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Conspicously leaving random packages around town is how you get the bomb squad called and you wind up in an interogation room.
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network · 6 pts · 2y
Well OP did say wrong answers only.
pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 2y
Whatever you do, as soon as you crack it open get your nose right up there and inhale deeply.
AndrewZabar@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Aaahhhhhhhh the aroma of 1995.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y
The cleanest breath you'll ever take
superkret@feddit.org · 14 pts · 2y
Nah, probably smells like cigarettes
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 2y
Plastic offgassing mmmhmmhm
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
Delicious cancer
Mwa@thelemmy.club · 41 pts · 2y
Floppy disks are a way to install linux on your microwave try a distro like arch linux it's microwave safe
tektite@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 2y
I cook Arch btw
ding!
resin85@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y
Load virus on to banking system to embezzle fraction of cents on each financial operation.
KaTaRaNaGa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
OP said wrong answers only.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
If fucking Citibank has one goddamn floppy drive living in a building somewhere I will shove a Frisbee down my throat until I can't see it anymore.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Like in Superman 3?
Raverbunny@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Don't forget to make up a Da Vinci virus to sink ships and blame it on hackers in case shit hits the fan.
jinarched@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y
Put all your precious documents on the disks and then rub a magnet on each one of them to make sure they are properly energized. The stronger the magnet the better.
lengau@midwest.social · 28 pts · 2y
Hand them to zoomers as 3d printed save buttons
theterrasque@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y
Sell them to zoomers as 3d save button coasters. $19.95 each
hsfn@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Put a 240p rick and roll video inside and write cryptic labels on them. Spread them around the city and rest knowing that someone is going to go through hoops only to get Rick rolled.
Pulptastic@midwest.social · 12 pts · 2y
Oh man, make it a split zip file of 1.44Mb on each disk, hidden in separate places with hints. A Rick roll treasure hunt
cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
"Rick and roll" 😆
cmbabul@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
OP said wrong answers only, not the only right answer
iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y
Start a porn collection of high quality pictures. Be sure to zip span them across all disks… all 1 photo
spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Split up something like Puppy or Damn Small Linux across them all.
Build a PC with 15-20 floppy drives and insert and mount them all.
Boot Linux off of all the floppies.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 2y
10 floppy drive raid, please. don't want to lose that critical data
rclkrtrzckr@discuss.tchncs.de · -1 pts · 2y
This!
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Once upon a time, there was a Linux distro that would fit on a single floppy, it was intended for system rescue, diagnostics, that sort of thing...
ICastFist@programming.dev · 24 pts · 2y
Write your own copy of Windows 10, minus the bloat. You'll probably have 2 floppies left
With those in hand, start waving them around maniacally and shout "WHY IS IT CALLED A FLOPPY IF IT'S SO DAMN HARD!?"
gens@programming.dev · 24 pts · 2y
USS Enterprise
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
Oh no, now I'm going to have to search for an old floppy disc
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 23 pts · 2y
Pirate Windows 95
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
95 was on CD. This might be enough to pirate Doom though
w2tpmf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It was available on floppy. So was Win98.
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 8 pts · 2y
Yep I had 95 on floppy. It was like 30 disks. That installation was hell, you had to sit there and swap disks for several hours.
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
When one of these is corrupted then it's all for nothing lol. I mean CD Rom was so ubiquitous here by 95, 98 that this idea seems silly but I guess it existed.
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 1 pts · 2y
It was more for upgrading 386 computers from 1992-1994 if I remember right. Or maybe we had a 486. I dunno. It was definitely pre Pentium. Back in the dark ages!
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
As I recall, my windows 95 CD-ROM contained a bunch of floppy-sized .cab files in a folder, so it's entirely possible it was available as a set of floppies...
lemonuri@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
sure, use arj to compress doom to your disk:
c:\games\doom\ arj a -va a:\doom.arj
It fits on 4 floppies that way is I remember correctly.
Roopappy@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 2y
Several years ago, I found a 3.5" floppy in an old desk, so I wrote "(My company's product) Production backup - DO NOT LOSE" on the label, and then left it on the floor in a main hallway of our office.
In my mind, it hopefully made a few people chuckle, but my real dream was that someone picked it up and tried to return it to the development team.
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Now I want to do this at my job... I actually have a box of 5.25" floppies somewhere...
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Lan party coasters
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social · 21 pts · 2y
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
World's best swap drive.
58008@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Coasters for a DnD night!
LowtierComputer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
But this is a good answer!
vortexal@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y
You could use them as a memory card for ps1 games.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
You mean 3.5" drink coasters?
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
This is actually a good answer, not a wrong one.
"3D save button coasters"
centipede_powder@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM!!!
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
When Windows 95 was still sold on floppy, it came on 25 fucking floppies in the box.
So I say put Windows 38 on them.
polysics@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Cyberpunk chainmail breastplate
____@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 2y
Sell them to someone who will test and resell them to the airline or medical industry... Manufacturing is a likely customer as well, plenty of legacy equipment there that's airgapped and still running decades-old hw/sw.
Youtube warning, some Boeing 747s
Recent BBC article
(This is a wrong answer since you only have a single pack. If you had several cases, you might actually be able to make a buck)
fixmycode@feddit.cl · 15 pts · 2y
open it in a non-destructive manner, switch every read/write lock slider, put it back together.
neidu2@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 2y
Press them to make a real world save point.
jerakor@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y
Unwrap them and open it and then put them all back so they look used. Write on the box in sharpie "Backups 1/127". Delete the critical production system at your work. When someone asks where the backups are, hand them these.
barbossa404@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y
Make that "Backups Prod 3/127"
tilefan@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
see how many of them it takes to hold a single 4K image
superkret@feddit.org · 12 pts · 2y
That's just over 8MP.
You could easily store a 4K Image on a floppy in half-way decent quality, two with visible jpeg artifacts.
tilefan@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
okay so make it bigger
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
Your average DSLR will generate multi-megabyte files, especially when shooting in raw
coaxil@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Insert them into your urethra!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Insert them into John McAfee's urethra!
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Forcefully insert them into your anus.
Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sometimes a doubt your commitment to sparkle motion
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Out of all the other mothers, I would never have dreamed of asking you.
mocha_lotsofmilk@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Go play a very public and dramatic round of disc golf
xelar@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y
Gift them as cup coasters.
BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Anus... Right into the anus...
BaumGeist@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y
EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
don't run Doom with them
FMEEE@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
DO IT, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk · 13 pts · 2y
Buy a USB floppy drive for each one and then create a RAID 0 disk array. It'll be super quick and gloriously noisy.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
For anyone not familiar... That would give you 14.4 MB (1.44 MB formatted x 10) of capacity. The rated speeds for a floppy drive is 1000 kilobits per second. So if you did a Raid-0 (striped), let's just say that gives you 10,000 kilobits per second. We convert transfer speeds to storage speeds (8 bits to 1 byte)... Means 1.25MB/s. So best case, it takes you about 11.5 seconds to do a full transfer of the 14.4MB. it actually be much slower because this is best case scenario.
Janovich@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
So you’re saying we just need a few (hundred) dozen more disks and drives? Look out Seagate, you’ve got a zombie competitor coming.
0_0j@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Goodness, the noise
mkhopper@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
But when that noise is used in the right hands ....
https://youtu.be/AtRVTYMA87k?si=kC1U5Q_Y3hOeC1t5
0_0j@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yap, watched all 8 minutes. Flopptron 'tamed a tornato'
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Butt stuff.
kaitco@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Run Doom on them?
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Don't copy that floppy.
gex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Buy doom on steam, download and backup the install files on the floppy
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Use them to make a bootleg copy of Duke Nukem to share with your friends. That's what we used to do with them lol
makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
Inserting your floppy is a time honored tradition. Have a few too many beers, and give it a go. You have 10 chances to succeed, it seems.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
Throw them at junior sysadmins like shuriken.
Baaron87@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Find a way to convert them into triangle shaped disks
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
Ew. Hexagons are the bestagons
Baaron87@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Ha! That was a good one.
(I’ll be surprised if anyone gets the reference I made lol)
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Those work with the Sabre Pyramid.
Baaron87@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
They also work with a Phalanx XR-12
ReCursing@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 2y
It says they're high density, so use them as ammo for your rail gun
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y
crunchy but old snack
kindenough@kbin.earth · 9 pts · 2y
Fuck being incorrect. Buy an old AKAI sampler and make music from floppy disks libraries, I still do with my S-1100. Wrong answer would be to ritually burn them...don't.
datelmd5sum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
TDK's revenue has been increasing steadily at least starting from 2010. When was the last time you bought a TDK product?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
You probably have one of their chips or components in your computer, phone, tv, charger brick, etc.
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Tdk makes chips, really?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Honestly I had a hard time figuring it out by just going to their website because it’s full of corporate nothing-speak but…I think so? Or maybe just components?
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Boof them. Don't think about it, just boof em.
einlander@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Epoxy them into coasters and sell them as save icon coasters.
whaleross@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Be wild! Copy that floppy!
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Glue two on top of your flip flops. You now unlocked the floppy flip flops
spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2y
If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops
TechAnon@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Finally update device drivers in Windows the right way!
lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Sell them. There is a market for that.
TheRealCharlesEames@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
vext01@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
It is compared to their predecesssor.
The 720kb "double density" diskette used for example, in Commodore Amiga computers.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
You build your own floppotron of course
https://youtu.be/e-WakfBNHD0
Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That was amazing… so much free time and hydro!
match@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2y
find the most complex AI model file you can put on it
selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Thank Lord they come already formatted.
confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
Print your business cards on them.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 2y
Make yourself some Enterprises.
AlternateRoute@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Beat me too it.. For those that don't get it
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Mount nine of them on a square board so that they're all focused on a single point for a mild solar furnace.
Use the last one to look at yourself, the proud owner of a mild solar furnace.
PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You… don’t know what a floppy disk is, do you?
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
I do, I just don't pay careful attention to details and just run with what I think things are saying.
My first computer was an Atari 520ST. No hard drive (its OS ran off a chip), and every program ran off a floppy. And your storage was on a floppy.
Yeah, I know floppies. I used to have shoeboxes of them.
Rin@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
figaro@lemdro.id · 6 pts · 2y
Add Nutella, enjoy?
_bcron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Copy them
normalexit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Copy that floppy!
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Tape the other hole and format them in DD (0,72MB) format.
flx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Put them in a raidz2 situation
moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Use them
ndupont@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Toast them and have them with PB&J, obviously
Raab@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Disc golf
Roopappy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Very overstable.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Get them hard!
Atlas_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Zork zork zork zork zork zork
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
Throw them away and find a shugart compatible disk
jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
Abort, Retry, or Fail. But all at the same time.
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Use them to do the longest en passant in the history of chess
stoy@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
Get ten USB floppy drives and set up a raid:
https://web.archive.org/web/20080117032102/http://phoenix.cc.edu:80/MegaFloppy.htm
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
https://www.tdkrfsolutions.tdk.com/support/warrant-terms
Probably not the same terms as when they made the disks, but it's their terms on limited warranty now.
Also, hand the disks to anyone asking you for your email for marketing purposes. Tell them all your information is on the disk.
marcos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It probably means you can complain any time about a manufacturing defect, but not anything else.
Anyway, the terms should be printed somewhere on the box or in a paper inside.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y
Usually just means the expected lifetime of the product
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Shuffle them like playing cards
sonymegadrive@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
You’ll want to download and install the most up-to-date drivers. I believe this model benefits from a slight overclock too, so maybe look at purchasing a decent aftermarket cooler
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
Make little finger sandwiches out of them and have a tea party.
pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
could make a nice, nutritious breakfast
turbulentMagma@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 3 pts · 2y
link them together through the data and read-only slots to make a countdown chain.
Zenjal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Live action reboot of ReBoot
GiddyGap@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Oh, man. This brings me back to my Amiga 500 days. So slow to load, but I loved that thing. Wish I hadn't sold it.
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Zip tie them into a 2x1 rectangular box with a flip top lid. A drill may be needed.
alienghic@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Write MP3s to them and use them to play one song in a modern car.
(I saw a video of someone playing a clip of music using a USB floppy drive)
Wutchilli@feddit.org · 2 pts · 2y
Flopp flopp flopp flooooooooopp
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Throw them around your office like frisbees.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Kind of hard to give right answers to something that time has rendered utterly useless. I guess you could sell it as an antique
____@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 2y
Saw a post on mastodon in the last day or so that someone dug up a network card for the old 486 they had been working on getting back to life. Might be a use case there, as well as in aviation and medicine - fields that move exceptionally slowly and tend to have expensive equipment with long lifetimes.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
Eat it
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Store your important data on them.
Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Your should install Lady Sia, a game published by TDK on it
sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
Copy them
_sideffect@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Attach one to a light pole with a paper that says "Government access codes"
AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · -6 pts · 2y
Why would anyone bother making 1.4 MB diaks
superkret@feddit.org · 9 pts · 2y
Right.
640k ought to be enough for anybody.
LowtierComputer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-stupid-ass-question-stupid-annoyed-pissed-leslie-jones-gif-10966773