Rocky rock rocking

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Carmakazi@lemmy.world · 181 pts · 1y (35 replies)

rock

Clearly a stone.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 1y (18 replies)

Failed again.

It's an image.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 58 pts · 1y (14 replies)

It's clearly just binary code.

tonyn@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 1y (12 replies)

Duh those are electrons.

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 17 pts · 1y (8 replies)

More like quarks and other shit.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y (5 replies)

This is all just a collective hallucination

tonyn@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Right on, man.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Are you talking to me?

Or are you talking to yourself?

Or am I talking to myself?

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The "other shit" being mostly electrons and photons.

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 2 pts · 1y

Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.

SippyCup@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This implies that you can both see where the electrons are and where they're going. Obviously that's impossible.

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 2 pts · 1y

The only thing obvious is that obvious is but an illusion.

Venator@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 1y

But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y

No u

dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y

Yep, seems like a static gif file. That's pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.

Vespair@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

It's definitely not a pipe

pewpew@feddit.it · 2 pts · 1y

No, it's your display you are looking at

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 40 pts · 1y (6 replies)

maybe a pebble. need banana for scale

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Macrosand

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

you mean gravel?

crank0271@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The last exchange I read around the "banana for scale" thing was inconceivably contentious.

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 4 pts · 1y

Where’s the NSFW flair on this baby boy?

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

could even be a boulder

Wintry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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socsa@piefed.social · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The pioneers used the ride these babies for miles.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ride them for mules?

Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bite-sized mountain

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

I don't think I want to bite that.

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Is it? Could be a pebble. We don't have a scale after all.

Prandom_returns@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

You're just like Hitler, blocked.

SeekPie@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Did I hear an rock and stone?

lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 1y (9 replies)

That's not a rock. That's a picture of a rock.

RandomStickman@fedia.io · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ce n'est pas un rocher

Aedis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I was looking for this :)

StopJoiningWars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y

"Ceci" si tu veux être précis

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

To further the spirit of the topic:

picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)

image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.

Source: the interweb. Fight me.

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

I'm here to put the F back in Art

SARGE@startrek.website · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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capybara@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock which you probably have observed with your eyes

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

I haven't seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

That's not my dad, that's a cell phone. Duh!

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 1y

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

socsa@piefed.social · 54 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Hey fuck you buddy

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y (7 replies)

You're awfully brave for someone who's within rock range.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (6 replies)

stone range

60d@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

PEBBLE RANGE YOU RETARD!

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh using the R word there mongoloid? Nice

60d@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

I'm not your mongoloid, downy!

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You can't just toss around slurs like pebble!

60d@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

You're right, sorry. It's an affordable grey egg.

YOU RETARD!

Kcap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨

FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I'm not your buddy, Pal!

60d@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm not your pal, Guy!

FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org · 7 pts · 1y

I'm not your Guy, Champ!

bfg9k@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I'm not your guy, fwend!

griff@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 1y

don’t call me bro, bro!

griff@lemmings.world · 37 pts · 1y (2 replies)

photo of a rock

plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Ceci n'est pas une rock

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

The Treachery of Memes

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Its a pebble

lengau@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y

Looks more like a stone to me.

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm sorry but you have no point of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone

SimpleMachine@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

It's apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I'm going with 'large stone' lol

sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com · 3 pts · 1y

Could be a giant boulder

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 1y (9 replies)

NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK

SirQuack@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 1y (8 replies)

EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

ooterness@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (6 replies)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

SeekPie@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.

ooterness@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Rock and stone forever! ⛏️

dditty@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

ROCK! AND! STONE!

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Stoned rock

ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Brock?

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

sees Misty

Watergun activated

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

UMM ACTUALLY I'M A ROCK BRAINED STONE

YOU'RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU'RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

To all the people in my DMs, don't tell me that it's a roc egg. It's not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn't know that it would be full of crabs. But it's still an egg! It's a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

chrisgpz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

What if it's a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

SpraynardKruger@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Ceci n'est pas un rocher.

JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (6 replies)

That's actually a pebble, not a rock

jimmux@programming.dev · 13 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.

prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Pretty sure stones have to weigh 14 pounds...

LavaPlanet@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

That's because it's stone, not stones, plural!! Of course multiple weigh more than one!

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

jimmux@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

mphes

Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

letsgo@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Ceci n'est pas une pierre.

asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Source? Really dislike all these unsubstantiated claims everywhere.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

It's a jpeg.

Maiq@lemy.lol · 10 pts · 1y

Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

nialv7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Ce n'est pas un rocher

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

nthavoc@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Dammit, Marie!

O_R_I_O_N@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

It's a stone!!

bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y

They're minerals Marie!

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli's exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that's always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

you're right. no arguments here

madjo@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

ReiRose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why is moss bad?!

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It's not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized

Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

dan1101@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's a boulder, but just not quite as large as most boulders.

justsquigglez@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

It's not JUST a boulder! It's a rock! A BIG, BEAUTIFUL, OL ROOOCK. Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for MILES! And it's in great shape!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's a boulder the size of a small boulder

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Heh, I think the line in the news article was something like, "a small boulder the size of a large boulder". I'm inclined to blame the editor rather than the reporter.

sytone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's not a rock, do your research

cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

I think its an egg painted gray.

SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y

Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You discount the precise erosion of the rivers!

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Now this is just Big River talks.

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 4 pts · 1y

True. The only thing eroding here is our liberties.

edinbruh@feddit.it · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Have you ever seen a river bed?

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why would a river need a bed? Does it even get tired?

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Of course? All that flowing. Why do you think rivers sometimes run dry? Because they're exhausted!

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Obviously you haven't seen a good natural rock.

AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world · 14 pts · 1y (5 replies)

IT'S A STONE

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Get your head out of the sand, bird man!

letsgo@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The scale isn't too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.

AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y

Oh that's such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!

Rakudjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Stony stone stoning

SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

Sorry its a pebble.

groolthedemon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Rocks aren't real people!!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It's all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!

griff@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

um…ROCK Hudson?? Dwayne Johnson?

groolthedemon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Obviously sleeper agents to spread the infernal unnatural words of the geologist conspiracy. Rock Hudson! Just look how long they've been keeping the blinders on all of us.

griff@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y

so true!!!

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

True. OP needs to do his own reading.

groolthedemon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The Brotherhood of Stone has been at this for centuries making people believe in rocks. Its the most despicable, heinous, ludicrous conspiracy that has its claws reaching into everything, literally everything. I've been researching it for decades and I still haven't found just how far the rabbit hole goes.

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 2 pts · 1y

Fucking Brotherhoods are never up to anything good.

Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Rocks are real people. That's why they make great pets.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Rocks are not mere pets, do not be so arrogant to think of them as such. You might think of them as tools but you'd be wrong about that was well. We are the tools. We have been tools from the moment a human first picked up on of those profane things. A rock hungers for violence and murder yet lacks the capacity to perform such feats on its own. They use us, like Cain of old, to turn the grindstone wet with blood for goals beyond our understanding.

Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You’re out of your element, fleshoid.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Hey dude, fleshoid is not the preferred nomenclature, its meatbag.

deroyonz@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm not your dude, buddy

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 3 pts · 1y

And I’m not your buddy, bruh.

some_dude@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Walter, I'm not talking about someone who built the Spaceroads...

WILSOOON@programming.dev · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!

SirQuack@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey, fuck you and your kink shaming

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

What if a child saw this post? Do you want children to get traumatised by this disgusting sinful rock perversion?!?

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

Dragon egg

kaerypheur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

My first thought was it being an incorrect first line and my brain went "and I'm getting stoned."

"She got a rock,

And I'm gettin' stoned"

But then had that very programmed feeling of you shouldn't say that because you aren't getting stoned and you don't want people to think of you as getting up and getting stoned on a Saturday morning. Talk about being programmed to fear what other people think.

Anyways Eric Church has a couple songs I liked

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Rock and roll was slain by the metal in the year 2012 but rose again as an undead revenant abomination. Yeah it won't die now but it had to die in order to become that way. They're trying to cover it up but I know the truth.

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

But this one's not rollin'

... Otherwise we'd be hatin'

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

It's clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

merdaverse@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can't be the product of chance

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y

CherryBullets@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

C'est pas une pierre, c'est une roche 🤪

zerofatorial@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Qual Roche qual quê caralho, aquilo é uma pedra!!

doug@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I will fucking murder you over this rock.

Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's mine.

doug@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y

🔫🧑‍🚀 step away.

ghostfish@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Prove it.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Source: Trust me bro

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Gray egg.

Wince7966@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

*Græy

Wince7966@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
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infectoid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I’ll be taking that rare earth mineral and you will say thank you. It’s for your own safety.

swordfish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Of any rock you could have posted, you post this thing? Bleh.

Budama25@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Some of us like that 'thing'!

Onyxonblack@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Fossilized Egg

GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y

Huh, here I thought it was an egg.

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That is an island!

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Nobody is an island

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y (6 replies)

It's grey

harmsy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

It's not grey, jackass! It's GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I agree.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

How dare you!

ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Citation please.

cute_noker@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No its not

TheOgreChef@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Your argument is spurious and without merit.

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Everyone knows all rocks are flat this is just NASA propaganda.

4oreman@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 1y

yeah, but its not THE Rock

AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

That is not a pipe

Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Image was made with AI

Aneb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Liked by a bot

ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

It’s a lovely rock dear. Good job well done.

wtckt@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That's a rock, alright.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Source?

cute_noker@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 1y

Its actually a stone

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

No, it's not.

It's a giant pebble, get your facts straight

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Rock and stone!

TedZanzibar@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Had to scroll way too far to find this. For Karl!

SeekPie@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Rock and stone!

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What size are we talking here? Looks like a pebble to me, fucker.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Oh I'm sure everything looks like a pebble to you from that high horse you're sat upon. If you had any basis in reality you'd know this is a boulder. Keep living in delusion if that's what makes you happy, but the rest of us live in the Real World.

PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Even a pebble

My god, when do the lies end?!

93maddie94@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Pretend it’s a seed

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Must be a .world thing

wabafee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

ChillPenguin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

"The guy made a million dollars!"

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why a rock?i want a snack

griff@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y

why a duck?

missingno@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y

It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it.

Postingllamas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

This is Patrick

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I definitely wouldn't argue about this

kwedd@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes you would!

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Ho, buddy.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

This is not a pipe

LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks

NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

No, this is Patrick!

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This reminds me: weren't pet rocks a thing at a certain time?

histic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Nice.

MTK@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Fuck you!

Jhogenbaum@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y

On my side it's a bitmap image

Surp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's not a rock

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
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starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Ce n'est pas un rocher

drmoose@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone

notaviking@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

You cannot just say this is a ROCK! What type of rock, is it igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock, then what rock is it, is it granite or norite. And what is the damn mineralogy, are there any feldspars or over identifiers

swordfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Some of you have very poor taste then. But im not here to discuss the nuances of true rockiness with YOU. Educate yourself first on grains and cracks. But I guess that would be "too much" for you.

Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 1y

I refuse to argue about this due to the following reasons, assumptions and attacks against your person: ...

Sybilvane@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

What? We're not good enough to be presented multiple rocks? Do we need to ration one of Earth's most abundant resources now?

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
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RangerJosey@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

It's an egg

raptore39@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it's just wrong and confusing!

KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

That's two rocks.

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lemmy already has enough anger. Cant we use this post to have a peaceful discussion?

lengau@midwest.social · 10 pts · 1y

No

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Everybody must get stoned

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

Fuck you, it's a banana.

0ops@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Nice

ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ce n'est pas un rocher

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 1y

It's a pipe!

nope@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 1y

That's an egg fossil

madjo@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Is no rock, is troll kid!

beerclue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ok.

tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wrong.

beerclue@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Ok.

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm sorry but if you'd like to have an argument you'll have to pay.

ReiRose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Yes it was.

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

Nah that's a bean.

ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
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Thebular@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

We are all rock on this blessed day

MITM0@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

But is it a rock ? Or an ancient dragon egg

guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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Freshparsnip@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

A rock? Care to be more specific?

renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's not a rock.

Objection@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's just contradiction. An argument’s a collective series of statements to establish a definite proposition. Contradiction’s just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 1y

I would not have assumed common sense needed to be stated; any observer can tell we are not being shown a rock.

aeharding@vger.social · 1 pts · 1y

No alt text tho

CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Everybody wants a rock to wind their piece of string around.

TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 1 pts · 1y

Fakest celebrity ever

Saltycracker@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Such a old Facebook meme