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64 Comments

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 248 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

miguel@fedia.io · 138 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

miguel@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
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bandarbaru_1@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 1y (5 replies)

pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You're on the list now!

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Definetly Santa's nice list…

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

ulterno@programming.dev · 0 pts · 1y

Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.

pentastarm@piefed.ca · 119 pts · 1y (17 replies)

This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

rovingnothing29@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y (11 replies)

I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 67 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Please don't do this.

Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (4 replies)

And then they just dropped that entire plotline

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

they mentioned it once or twice...

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

Q fixed it for his favorite pet

nekbardrun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

lemmyknow@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

kautau@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

nekbardrun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"

Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"

BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed. boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

pentastarm@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

pentastarm@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Oh, but Piefed support on Voyager is still in beta. Kinda forgot.

BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 1y

It seems like it works most of the time so I don't know why it would be inconsistent. I've also never seen it go bigger than -1

HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

lol neat!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Submitting my selfie like...

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago... If it's intentionally part of the message... Damn I get philosophical about it...

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nekbardrun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Wait... That is my face ID!

Jim, Identity Theft is not a joke!

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 1y (11 replies)

sudo ls

..?

LolaCat@lemmy.ca · 89 pts · 1y (6 replies)
hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
coherent_domain@infosec.pub · 91 pts · 1y (3 replies)

TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

LostXOR@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Ziglin@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas.

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

kubica@fedia.io · 19 pts · 1y

This indecent will be reported.

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

$ sudo make me a sandwich

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

-bash: sudo: command not found

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

$ whoami

a_sandwich

2910000@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

sudoers getting renamed to grownups

tisktisk@piefed.social · 40 pts · 1y (6 replies)

As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

i_am_hiding@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 1y

As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

tisktisk@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

Are you me?

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

tisktisk@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

uwotm8?

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 36 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

Regna@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

Hasherm0n@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

My friends Dad had this game back when I was a youngster. For the longest time we thought the trivia was the game.

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

  • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
  • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
  • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 6 pts · 1y

Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

RedStrider@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

camelbeard@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 1y (7 replies)

I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

rumba@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

you dare assume my package manager.

alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)

xthexder@l.sw0.com · 2 pts · 1y

technologic-

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)
Machinist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 1y
goatinspace@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y

Cancel
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vane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

curl