Product ownership 101

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IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 90 pts · 314d (15 replies)

The only thing worse than that is emailing them a simple boolean question and then your phone rings.

kautau@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 314d

That’s a closure

SatyrSack@quokk.au · 17 pts · 314d (10 replies)

Sounds like you should respond to that with a 400 Bad Request

The server cannot or will not process the request due to something that is perceived to be a client error (e.g., malformed request syntax, invalid request message framing, or deceptive request routing).

Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 314d

Id ho with

415 Unsupported Media Type

or

426 Upgrade Required because it's clearly the wrong protocol

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 314d (6 replies)

Valid alternatives: 307 temp redirect to mailbox, 402 payment required to endure such pain or the classic 418. I'd go with the 418.

418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 313d (3 replies)

.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 1 pts · 313d (2 replies)

What even are you?

entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 313d

A teapot

418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 312d

Someone completely incapable of coming up with a witty comment when it’s my time to shine.

Ebber@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 314d (1 reply)

I might go with a 403 how dare you!

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 2 pts · 314d

That's a good one as well. 406, absolutely not acceptable, Sir!

418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 314d

x402 … charge for your time.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 313d

I'm a teapot

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 314d (1 reply)

When you aren't feeling that async energy but you still get a callback.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 314d

I didn’t even register a callback. How the hell did code start randomly executing from here?

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 314d

And then in the call you end up discussing what to put in the mail for "awareness"

Robyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 62 pts · 314d (5 replies)

Similarly it also grinds my gears when I ask an enum question but they return a bool. I gave multiple options and “yes” was not one of them.

Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 314d (4 replies)

Sounds like a problem in the question. "Yes" is a perfectly valid response to "Do you want eggs or cheese"?

Szyler@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 314d

Include or is the funniest answers when possible. I do it all the time to confuse neurotypicals.

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 314d

I usually use yes/no for the first condition if it's XOR with 2 options (thus the second yes/no is implied).

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 313d (1 reply)

Bug in the English language. 🤣

psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 313d

It's a feature

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 314d (4 replies)

Also bad: When you ask XOR questions, but people think they're funny and give you OR answers instead.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 313d

Sometimes, (amongst friends who accept how thoroughly weird I am) I will actually say "XOR" when I want to make my intentions clear. It means that when they give the silly OR answer, I can jokingly chastise them for poor listening. The downside is that they relish the opportunity to give OR answers when I am not sufficiently specific in my question. I reap what I sow ¯_(ツ)_/¯

DigitalMus@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 314d

Why not both?

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 313d

Personally, people tend to ask me XOR questions where the answer actually is "both"

pcrazee@feddit.org · 2 pts · 314d

True

onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 314d (1 reply)

My relationship is the opposite. My wife asks me a boolean question but expects a string response.

miked@piefed.social · 2 pts · 313d

I would ask my ex a boolean question and receive an tangential string.

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 314d (1 reply)

"What's the error message?"

"I don't know, isn't that your job to figure out?"

Penguin_1024@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 314d

"No sir/ma'am/other honorific

My job is to figure out what the error message means and how to repair it."

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 313d (4 replies)

I like doing the reverse.

Like if someone asks me if I want A or B, and I'll say yes.

Logically, as long as I want one of those things, the answer is "true"

.... People hate talking to me.

MML@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 313d (2 replies)

Call your mother, she'd love a chat.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 313d

I should. We've been estranged for nearly a decade. I should just do it to be an annoying prick.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 313d

Are you sure?

Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 313d

65

HalfSalesman@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 314d (1 reply)

People want a yes or no so they can generate their own hallucinated string based on it. The returned string is just trying to get ahead of that.

Windex007@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 314d

Sometimes.

In those cases, "there isn't a yes/no answer to your question because..."

I ask my jrs simple yes/no questions all the time.

Did you open a PR? Does it pass the CI pipeline? Did you write a test for scenario X?

I'm here to help you, but my time is unfortunately limited. If it takes half of our available time just to drag out of you where you're at we're all worse off for it.

fleck@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 314d (1 reply)

At work, I have a very knowledgeable colleague who is quite the Linux nerd. I have been moved into their department and I feel like they never had the chance to share all of their accumulated knowledge with someone, so they kinda dump it onto me and every little question has the chance to become a lecture. I am very thankful for it though, because I get learn a ton but sometimes you just wanna get a bool, without learning kernel internals that are absolutely not related to the question

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 313d

I feel this. I've found that a good response in those circumstances is to say "sorry, can we put a pin in this? I feel like I don't have the capacity to properly process what you're telling me right now, so I'd rather we resume this conversation at a later point. Thanks for helping me figure out [bool question] though."

It's a useful response if one genuinely is interested to learn, but not at that moment.

capuccino@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 314d

Like LLMs

death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 10 pts · 314d

"Have I done well?"

HTTP status: 200 HTTP data: "{'status': 'error'}"

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 314d (1 reply)

the string:

"Yeah, no."

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 313d

Or maybe "yeah, right"

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 313d (3 replies)

"True"!

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 313d (1 reply)

"1"

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 313d

I wish I could say I have never seen that one...

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 313d

!! "True"

lemmyng@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 314d

I'm throwing a stack trace, alright?

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 314d

Fukin tru tho

peacepath@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 314d (2 replies)

Simple javscript casting, if the string contains at least one char, it means yes ; else it means no.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 314d (1 reply)

The char: "0"

peacepath@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 314d

I think javscrpit caste the strings "0" and "false" to true, yes...

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 314d

When you ask someone a linguistics question and they answer in COBOL

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 5 pts · 314d (2 replies)

Is this why a bunch of us senior engineers have been forced into a product owner role?

Because we can somehow deal with string parsing better? Jesus fuck we're doomed

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 313d (1 reply)

Yes.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 2 pts · 313d

Jesus fuck we're doomed.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 313d

"Are you Kolanaki?"

"Y-E-S."

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 314d (1 reply)

TypeError:
Type Boolean not used by Reality, please inplort module 'ImaginaryThings' to use type Boolean.
Warning: Use of module 'ImaginaryThings' may produce inconsistent results.

bastion@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 313d

I was just about to say that I'd be raising an error, not returning a string.

I see you understand the code well.

teegus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 314d

Kash Patel when asked if trump is in the Epstein files be like

danc4498@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 314d

Or when you ask them to choose an index from an array and they give you their life story instead.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 314d (2 replies)

That's when you just shake your head and say True, True.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 314d (1 reply)

So you return a list of booleans?

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 313d

True

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 314d
declare function permission(): 'allow' | 'deny' | 'always'
fishsayhelo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 314d

2010 arse meme

danc4498@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 314d

“TrUE”

goatinspace@feddit.org · 2 pts · 314d

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 314d (2 replies)

Boolean functions have potentially infinite return states depending on error handling

  • True
  • False
  • NA
  • NULL
  • Error1 "You done messed up."
  • Error2 "You done messed up differently. But again."
  • Error3 "My tender bosom heaves in anguish"

etc

Subscript5676@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 314d (1 reply)

Not in my functional language with no nulls :P

wischi@programming.dev · 1 pts · 313d

It still can panic/abort and deadlock/wait infinitely long on most fp languages because that's typically implied. And there isn't actually a way around that because computation almost always can fail or block indefinitely - and if you have a total language you can implement waits for billions of years, which for all practical purposes is "infinitely" long on human time scales.

TheV2@programming.dev · 2 pts · 311d

They're not giving you a string, but an error.

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 314d

"JAVA solves this problem by ..."

  • RIT in the fall, 2001
knightly@pawb.social · 1 pts · 314d

Sometimes my thoughts have bonus content. =3

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 314d

Ah, so you know my ex

bier@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 313d

I was just watching this classic video, wich is a great example of the meme

https://youtu.be/thIRJLsnIxY

yagurlreese@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 314d

true || response == "true" 🤣

hemmes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 314d

It’s just being enumerated!

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 1 pts · 314d
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