I love how he tossed t-mobile in there. "...my aunt Gladys, the guy who parks too close to my driveway, that kid who rides his bike on the sidewalk, the King of Spain, Papa Johns..."
In his 26-page complaint, he has claimed that an elite group has launched a conspiracy to violate the Constitution. The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.
Small potatoes in this pile of insanity but I don't think "conspiracy to violate the constitution" is a valid cause of action so I'm guessing this will be summarily dismissed? Lol
if you can't trust a seditious guy violating the flag code wearing a buffalo hide who goes on hunger strike because prison isn't fun to file a normal sensible lawsuit, where do you go?
Trump was claiming that the reason that he wanted to stop minting the penny was because the metal was worth more than the value of the penny (while true, that's not where the real cost of the penny comes from; it's rather from the handling and processing costs). I assume that that was to pander to someone, so I'm wondering if maybe there's a segment of the MAGA crowd that's obsessed with the metal value versus face value of coins.
The hilarious thing is that these MAGA geniuses think that it costs 3.5 cents every time we use a penny, and that is obviously a bad deal, and Libz are too stupid and deliberately wasteful to understand that.
The MAGA Economists haven't figured out that it may cost 3.5 cents to manufacture it, but then it gets used millions of times, so the cost is amortized over those millions of uses, not just one.
The thing that will ultimately save us is MAGA's virtuosic incompetence.
Well, I honestly can't say that's any more delusional than claiming to be a spiritually attuned being who answers the war cries of the Republican party. I've never seen a shaman more in need of a mushroom trip.
No give him $40 trillion of Trump's personal money. Heck, pull it back to $40 million, that's probably about what Trump has grifted off the Presidency.
I understand that the playbook focuses around a strategy that involves throwing as many wacky things at us dumdums as possible so that we lose focus, become jaded, and spread resources so thin that we can't fully act against any single outrageous thing...
...but come on people. Is this what it takes to be truly evil? Because it sounds exhausting.
So, where are we now? We've gone from chunking spaghetti to distract from the files to reverse Uno using the files to distract from gaining full control of the military so that it would no longer matter what's in the files?
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Deceptichum@quokk.au · 142 pts · 323d
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 322d
I love how he tossed t-mobile in there. "...my aunt Gladys, the guy who parks too close to my driveway, that kid who rides his bike on the sidewalk, the King of Spain, Papa Johns..."
ameancow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 321d
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 323d
Just say their name three times.
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 322d
Not them but
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 68 pts · 323d
Just let that sink in.
andrewta@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 323d
26 pages in a single paragraph: perfect way to piss off my old English teacher
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 322d
Paragraphs are woke.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 322d
Glorious.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 321d
Small potatoes in this pile of insanity but I don't think "conspiracy to violate the constitution" is a valid cause of action so I'm guessing this will be summarily dismissed? Lol
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 68 pts · 323d
y'all, i'm starting to think this guy might be a real weirdo
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 322d
"starting...?"
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 322d
That's the joke! Good job spotting it!
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 322d
if you can't trust a seditious guy violating the flag code wearing a buffalo hide who goes on hunger strike because prison isn't fun to file a normal sensible lawsuit, where do you go?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 321d
Top tip: if your doctor enters the exam room with face paint and buffalo horns, get a second opinion.
Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 323d
"QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion and targets Musk, T-Mobile and Warner Bros in rambling lawsuit"
Don't change the title
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 3 pts · 322d
It sounds out of a pulp 80s sci-fi novel.
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 323d
So wait did he actually find a lawyer to represent this fantasy?
ETA: And does he have an actual legal grounds for a suit?
normanwall@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 323d
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 323d
I'm starting to think the guy that dressed up like a shaman and participated in the insurrection attempt might have a screw loose.
mmcintyre@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 323d
More like, dressed up and called himself a shaman. I don't know any shaman that dresses like that. Then again, I also don't know any shamans..
WanakaTree@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 322d
I do know a shaman. She does not dress like that
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 322d
Well, she's missing out. Not too many occupations expect you to wear a seriously wicked get up like that!
tal@olio.cafe · 10 pts · 323d
Not necessarily mutually-exclusive possibilities, I would note.
tal@olio.cafe · 5 pts · 323d
Trump was claiming that the reason that he wanted to stop minting the penny was because the metal was worth more than the value of the penny (while true, that's not where the real cost of the penny comes from; it's rather from the handling and processing costs). I assume that that was to pander to someone, so I'm wondering if maybe there's a segment of the MAGA crowd that's obsessed with the metal value versus face value of coins.
AbidanYre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
Whatever happened with that?
tal@olio.cafe · 4 pts · 323d
kagis
Looks like it's going forward. 2026 should be the last year that the US mints the penny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_(United_States_coin)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 322d
The hilarious thing is that these MAGA geniuses think that it costs 3.5 cents every time we use a penny, and that is obviously a bad deal, and Libz are too stupid and deliberately wasteful to understand that.
The MAGA Economists haven't figured out that it may cost 3.5 cents to manufacture it, but then it gets used millions of times, so the cost is amortized over those millions of uses, not just one.
The thing that will ultimately save us is MAGA's virtuosic incompetence.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 323d
Why not both
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
In the first articles he was representing himself...
Not sure if he got a lawyer yet or not.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 323d
MAGA is fracturing and turning on itself. Some of them are waking up to the con of pedo Don
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 17 pts · 323d
Are you calling them… woke!?
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 322d
No, they're not cool, they've just stopped sleeping.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 323d
They're a QAnon user. This isn't a real own if you ask me
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 322d
Well, I honestly can't say that's any more delusional than claiming to be a spiritually attuned being who answers the war cries of the Republican party. I've never seen a shaman more in need of a mushroom trip.
Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 323d
Is it just me or did the ammounts Americans sue each other for rise an order of magnitude in the last few years?
Master167@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
Just another aspect of inflation.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 322d
Add a couple more zeros...
DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 315d
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russia-fines-google-20-decillion-world-gdp-youtube-kremlin-war-ukraine-rcna178172
Chivera@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 323d
You know what let's do it. Give him 40 trillion. Just end it already.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 323d
No give him $40 trillion of Trump's personal money. Heck, pull it back to $40 million, that's probably about what Trump has grifted off the Presidency.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 323d
He will never have $40 trillion, and he's got WAY more than $40 million.
This reminds me of Austin Powers when Dr. Evil demands one billion dollars in the past, and one million in the present.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 322d
Oh, he's grifted WAY more than that. He entered the presidency in 2016 DEEP in the hole, and emerged in 2020 as a billionaire.
A few weeks back, I read how Trump's personal businesses has profited well into the billions in just this current term alone.
40 Million? Those are amateur numbers, Trump is aiming for GOAT status among grifters.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 323d
Lol there is no ceiling for stupid
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 322d
I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all you’re money, I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny!
HubertManne@piefed.social · 10 pts · 322d
I mean I don't want this guy being the new musk but...
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 322d
That is going to make a LOT of lawyers' boat payments!
Steve@startrek.website · 9 pts · 323d
Ya know what, I kinda like this guy now.
tal@olio.cafe · 3 pts · 322d
I see that someone has a bone to pick with T-Mobile.
Rokin@leminal.space · 2 pts · 322d
I liked his interview with Channel 5.
Glytch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 321d
Qanon Shaman wrote Fern Gully?
Missmuffet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
The girls are fighting
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 321d
It almost makes me retch every time this idiot is brought up. The fact that he is associated with shamanism is too much.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
Good luck.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 323d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GyBTNFKQ_Q
sorry my link was broken
jimerson@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 323d
I understand that the playbook focuses around a strategy that involves throwing as many wacky things at us dumdums as possible so that we lose focus, become jaded, and spread resources so thin that we can't fully act against any single outrageous thing...
...but come on people. Is this what it takes to be truly evil? Because it sounds exhausting.
So, where are we now? We've gone from chunking spaghetti to distract from the files to reverse Uno using the files to distract from gaining full control of the military so that it would no longer matter what's in the files?