Would you press it?

Also thanks to Discovery's writers, in the further away future there's also a few centuries of dogshit living until they restore the Federation

Oh no...

The 40k timeline is basically just normal Earth for a few more centuries at least. The Emperor is just out there, somewhere, fucking with shit.

In fact, there would be a golden age on the horizon

Well, everyone dies. Both options seem more interesting than a cult of idiots worshipping an orange idiot.

It says transported. That could definitely mean time travel and/or another planet

What the LILE

or if its the terran empire

With all the endless war the Imperium is so huge most of the humans probably never saw war and space marines are so rare it's almost impossible for you to be killed by them.

Still a more merciful death than Warhammer, I'd guess

Still better than dark eldar

As Agent Smith said of '90s New South Wales, "the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization".

You get transported to the Trek prime universe. You come out at Wolf-359, and the Borg approach.

Flee to federation space, theres ships going everywhere, maybe you even get to be a a Kajit or ArgonianCaitan or Gorn.

humans outside of the federation are treated with xenophobia sentiment mostly. one of the overarching themes, is that non-federation races dont like the expansionist nature of the federation, also the assimilation/melting pot of other cultures. one tng episode, where the native americans decided to leave earth 200years before tng, to find a world of thier own, said the federation became too homogenized in thier culture, and lost its unique identities.

originally cardassians and KLINGONs before allying with the humans. romulans, SHeliak, paxans,tholians, and the now defunct marquis. since STD isnt really accepted by most fans to be canon, the federation stopped expanding over that 900 years, i think the influences got stretched way too thin by then.

In other words, about as safe as real life if youre a normal person. We've got a lot of time before crazy shit starts happening, and a golden age coming up as well.

Yay, united Ireland!

So we skip past Picard S2 at least, just in time for the temporally displaced Eugenics Wars.

Pro: You get transported to the Star Trek universe

Con: It isn't to ship, or a planet

Checked the comments for this, thanks for not disappointing. Good luck on the 40k universe

Either I'm in the star trek universe or I'm dead and some other smhuck has to live with my choices

Yes, unless consciousness is more than the totality of our biology and there really is a soul or something erather.

They all attack you at once

You probably get trasported in the middle of the Bell riots or just before the bombs start dropping

I don't think you understand 40k

unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?

Fuck. That.

I mean, it's the 40k universe, there's a 100% you gonna die. So, really, it does fit your criteria... just in a roundabout way.

The problem with the 40k universe is that "not surviving" doesn't necessarily mean an end to suffering.

Where is good in 40k? The tau?

You start exploring the cosmos as a living battery for the dark Eldar.

You have sex on the holodeck of the Eldari ship till you go raw. They don't stop.

But there is a 50% chance that you become an Ork.

Or you’re a Klingon and your sudden arrival was seen as dishonourable.

Or just one of the many many worlds in Star Trek that still fucking suck even at the point when earth is a utopia.

You are now a sex serviter for the aristocracy. All your holes are permanently pried open.

40K is not.