I really like the little detail that in the shot after, the planet express ship is leaving and the professor can be seen walking around in a dome flayling his arms and looking angry.

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 295d

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 57 pts · 300d (2 replies)

You changed the outcome by observing it!

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 299d

No fair!

habitualcynic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d

Came here to find this one haha

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 300d (2 replies)

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 300d

Not sure whether this is my favorite but it sure is the one I most relate to lately.

Awa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 300d

I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Well, I am already in my pajamas

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 300d

Futurama sleepers unite.

BlueZen@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 300d

this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left

Awa@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 300d (1 reply)

I quote "Tell them I hate them" all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.

From Fry and the Slurm Factory

other_cat@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 296d

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 300d

"And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire."

"To shreds you say? How's his wife holding up? To shreds you say?"

"I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 300d

"This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills"

"I can't swallow that!"

"Well then 'Good News!' It's a suppository!"

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 300d (1 reply)

erie09@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d

Splat

higgsboson@piefed.social · 36 pts · 300d

Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history!

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 300d

Professor has some classic lines:

Professor! Lava! Hot!

Good news! It's a suppository.

Oh, don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmare-ish time in a robot asylum. But now it's nearly over. So long.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 31 pts · 299d

Farnsworth: "Remember to take your anti-pressure pills everyone!"

Fry: "I can't swallow this!"

Farnsworth: "Good news! It's a suppository!"

RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 300d (2 replies)

Good News, Everyone!

IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 11 pts · 300d

...it's a suppository.

homura1650@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d

The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges.

Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 299d (2 replies)

What's the matter compressor?

Nothing's the matter, now that I fixed the matter compressor.

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 299d (1 reply)

This might be my most favorite joke in all of TV in the history of the universe.

Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d

It pops up in my head randomly like once a month and it always makes me chuckle.

charonn0@startrek.website · 25 pts · 300d

I can wire anything directly into anything; I'm the professor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKxWatPkd0

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 300d

Fifty-three years old? Oh... now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn!

svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 23 pts · 300d

Why..? Why..? Why didn't I break his legs?!

BlueZen@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 300d

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Wernstrom!

Trex202@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d

Newman!

you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 300d

So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing longer. A man can dream though. A man can dream.

Czele@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 299d

Heather: Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

Farnsworth: You sound just like my tennis instructor!

Trex202@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 299d

Professor Farnsworth: You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.

Leela: Then we'll need a guide, someone who's been there before.

Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I've been there. Lots of times. [laughs maniacally]

urda@lebowski.social · 20 pts · 299d (1 reply)

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dumples@midwest.social · 2 pts · 299d

A man can dream.....

gressen@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 300d

"I survived with only tribial bray dablage"

CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 299d

Here let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.

AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 299d

Leela: “He’s been in there a long time. I’m going in after him!”

Farnsworth (exasperated pointing): “Professor. Lava. Hot!”

Outsider9042@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 299d

You loved the silence from the professor?

perfectduck@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 300d

Whoa fire indeed hot

moody@lemmings.world · 17 pts · 299d

They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood

DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 299d

2deck@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 299d

Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?

Prof. Farnsworth: Why, of course! It's just a name! Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror!

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 13 pts · 300d

All of them.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Now I'm too young to rent UltraPorn.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 299d

Runner-up would be: "Now, now... perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything."

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 299d

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.

That and:

Leela: Depth at 45 hundred feet, 48 hundred, 50 hundred! 5000 feet!

Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.

Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?

Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 300d

Very well. If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall!

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 299d

CM400@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 299d

Sweet Zombie Jesus

Telorand@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 300d

"Give me back my floppy face!"

almost1337@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 299d

Professor: This cattle prod should help. Leela: How will that... Professor, zapping Leela with the prod: Get out there!

Denjin@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Your mouth just wrote a Paypal request tranfser that your butt has insufficient funds to honor.

ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com · 3 pts · 300d

what was said right before that? XD

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 300d (1 reply)

It's dolomite, baby!

ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d

I'm 40% dolomite!

dgbbad@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 299d

Goodbye, cruel world!

Goodbye, cruel lamp!

Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be, I…

Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 299d

Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt.

Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 299d

PAZUZU!!!

amorpheus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 299d (1 reply)

(Rumbling in the laboratory...) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!

poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 299d

As soon as he appeals to Satan he is saved 😳 the next thing the Professor says is "Good news! I'm still technically alive, yes"

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 299d (2 replies)

Professor walks into conference room: "G N Eee"

I don't remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity

Trex202@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 299d (1 reply)

This one?

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 299d

Will have to go back and watch but I think so!

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d

"Were all going to die"

dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 299d

"Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!"

"Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money."

poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 299d