Bad days

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rafoix@lemmy.zip · 257 pts · 277d (16 replies)

Never seen someone so happy to have a dead husband.

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 126 pts · 277d

If you were married to that dipshit you'd be happy too.

justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 277d (10 replies)

Gnugit@aussie.zone · 38 pts · 277d (9 replies)

A couch fucker isn't much of an upgrade.

Zink@programming.dev · 36 pts · 277d (3 replies)

*Upgrayedd

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Double dose of pimping and all

Gnugit@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 277d

Baby, I can wait aaalllllll week.

Denjin@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 277d

UPGRAYEDD

justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 277d (3 replies)

It's all relative.

vice president couch fucker > propaganda tool couch fucker

ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com · 9 pts · 276d (1 reply)

when I read "it's all relative," my mind went to the idea that they're cousin fuckers.

WarmSoda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d

Couch cousins

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d

I'd say it's more of a lateral move.

Drusas@fedia.io · 10 pts · 277d

It is if you don't actually want them to fuck you.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 277d

It's weird

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 276d (2 replies)

look at her dead eyes, she was feeling up vance, and vice versa, found her next meal ticket of a grifter.

rafoix@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 276d (1 reply)

She’s gonna be sipping some drinks while she watches Peter Thiel bang Vance.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 275d

i think THiel is into young male models more, he had one before the young bf "defenestrated" from a multistory apartment building last year after becoming distressed over thiels increasing support for the anti-lgbtq+ policies.

danc4498@lemmy.world · 171 pts · 277d

I see similarities too. JD Vance is a piece of shit.

Geodad@lemmy.world · 143 pts · 276d (9 replies)
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AtariDump@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 276d

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -6 pts · 276d (7 replies)

Any indication she was one of those mail-order brides? I just can’t think why she stays with him when he’s such a dick to her.

ETA: The stereotypical mail order bride I’m familiar with comes from Russia, and they’re white. But by all means, keep going out of your way to find shit to be offended at - it’s not my high blood pressure.

CXORA@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 276d (6 replies)

Assuming shes a mail order bride instead of just looking it up is pretty racist.

They met in Yale. She is accomplished and educated in her own right.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 276d

She is accomplished and educated in her own right.

And yet, still not upholstered...

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 276d (4 replies)

I didn’t assume anything, hence why I asked. Sorry I lack a biographical knowledge of every person on the planet that I otherwise have zero interest in.

CXORA@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 276d (3 replies)

Nah, you did. You saw a brown woman married to a white man and thought "mail order bride" was the obvious reason.

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 276d (2 replies)

Do your psychic insights extend to the lotto? I’ll go halfsies with you.

I’d assume any woman who stays with a dipshit like Vance does it because he’s got some kind of dirt or control on her.

CXORA@aussie.zone · -1 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Unfortunately it only extends to the (apparently) supernatural ability to infer that people have reasons for their actions.

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 129 pts · 277d (5 replies)

I'd feel bad for her, but her choice of husband prevents it.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 68 pts · 277d (2 replies)

well that and all the actions she's taken both before and after his death

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 33 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Her husband's death? If only... Oh, you were talking about Kirk's widow? I wasn't.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 277d

oh, duh

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Selling merch at said husband's funeral isn't exactly conductive to sympathy either..

Edit: Oops, I too thought you meant Kirk 😁

jollyrogue@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 276d

We can hope. 🍷🍷🍷🍾

Makeitstop@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 277d (3 replies)

Wish they had more in common.

SanPe_@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 277d (1 reply)

I wish that as well for every fascist everywhere in the whole universe.

Lommy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 277d

They can all join "The hole universe".

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 276d

Daaaaaaaaaamn

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 94 pts · 277d (2 replies)

What a weird fucking thing to say.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 277d (1 reply)

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 276d

bassomitron@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 277d (1 reply)

This is all staged melodrama. It's so fucking obviously scripted to distract that it's shameful the Internet and media are even attempting to sell it as some risque genuine drama.

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 276d

Andy Cohen, the real power behind Washington!

jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 75 pts · 276d (7 replies)

New conspiracy theory: Vance had Charlie killed in order to take his wife

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 276d (5 replies)

The more I learn about Erica Kirk, the more I think she had him killed or at the very least was in on it.

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 276d (4 replies)

She literally spent a good portion of her eulogy talking about how wives are not supposed to be slaves. You can't make this shit up.

WarmSoda@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 276d (3 replies)

She also stood on his coffin. I've never even heard of anyone doing that ever.

Edit: apparently that was a fake picture.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 276d (1 reply)

That was an AI generated photo.

WarmSoda@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 276d

Ah ok, thank you for letting me know.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 276d

You are getting down votes but this is an important post to stop misinformation

CovfefeKills@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 276d

JD had Kirk killed because he rivaled him for the job of supreme ruler of america

MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 277d (2 replies)

Is this the sanctity of marriage and traditional values or whatever the Religious Right is claiming to protect?

RustySharp@programming.dev · 48 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Ah, you mean the sanctity being championed by their three-times-married dear leader?

axexrx@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 276d

3 b3ards for the pedo

moakley@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 276d (14 replies)

Everyone is jumping to infidelity, but it's pretty clear they're just trying replace Kirk with Vance as the leader of TPUSA.

BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 276d (11 replies)

Wut. He's the vice president why would he want to he want to be the head of some no name org?

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 276d (6 replies)

They're trying (vainly) to craft Vance into the next maga messiah for when Trump dies.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 276d (3 replies)

No way that mealy mouthed couch fucker comes close to Trump. I have never understood the Cheeto Banditos appeal but to deny it exists to a large population is ludicrous.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 276d (2 replies)

His appeal is a crass businessman who tells it like it is, just another low class white asshole except he was born lucky and cheated his way to the top. American Joe wants to have a beer with Trump. They believe he's bold enough to shake it up and fix the economy.

Vance doesn't have it at all. He's there because he's younger than Biden. Zero charisma in comparison.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 276d

Vance is VP because he is no threat whatsoever to Trump. He's no threat because he has no ability, intelligence, or charisma, and he's already bent the knee.

Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d

You've gotten it all wrong. That's the plausible deniability lie.

The truth is they'd rather be hurt to see marginalized people hurt worse than see improvements to everyone quality of life.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 276d (1 reply)

When trump dies, the Republican party dies

Remember, these are all vultures that will step on one another to get on top without hesitation, see the OP post image.

When trump dies, it'll be "fuck the laws, I will take power now" for a lot of types, like that Himmler wannabe whose name I forgot

Trump is popular because, whole being a narcissistic anti social asshole with psychopathic tendencies, he has a certain charisma that appeals heavily to the maga base. Make cruel jokes about vulnerable people and such, that kind of thing. He does it quite well, credit where credit is due.

Vance would become president but he is about as charismatic as a closed umbrella and maga won't support him further than they can throw him. With so many sociopaths around him eyeing for power, it will turn into a struggle where I fully suspect blood will flow until wiser mouths will call for elections which I highly highly doubt will end Ina Republican win at this point

Democrats are also about as popular as dog owner who doesn't pick up after his pet (yes, fuck all of you) because they're basically Republicans without a spine, so who knows. Maybe maybe, maybe it's finally time for the types like mamdani, maybe we'll even see a Sanders Presidency.

I won't call for Trump's death, I don't want anyone to murder him, I don't want the Cheeto to become a martyr. I can tell his heart miscle that it's okay. You've been fighting the fat onslaught for decades, you can let go. It's okay. Let go, rest. The world will thank you from the bottom of their hearts.

Hathaway@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 275d

Maybe we’ll see a Sanders presidency.

Why would you even want that? There was a time I did, a couple cycles ago. The man is 84 years old. We can do better than a president with one foot in the grave.

(I say, not optimistically)

moakley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Unfortunately it does represent a significant amount of political power. Trump partially credited TPUSA for his win. With Kirk dead, the whole thing could likely (hopefully) fall apart.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 276d

alot of GEN Z men in college aged went to him this election.

jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 276d

It's not a no name organization, it's got significant following among the Republican base.

Vance SHOULDN'T be moonlighting on TPUSA while he's supposed to be working for America, but he has no scruples to prevent him from doing so.

He'll use it in his attempt to follow up Trump's presidency.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 276d

its definitely well known, its responsible for recruiting impressionable college men, by going on all those campuses.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 276d

he already took over his podcast right after he died. also before he died kirk was complaining his aipac donor too, that the donor dint like him hosting TUCKER carlson.

Gladaed@feddit.org · 4 pts · 276d

Great application of common sense.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Am I supposed to feel pity now for the woman that willingly married that piece of shit?

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 276d

No, but they are all garbage so fair game to make fun of.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 276d (8 replies)
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TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 276d (5 replies)

The hottest person from Arizona is still from Arizona. It's like an iguana beauty pageant.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 276d (4 replies)

That's not very kind to iguanas

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 276d (1 reply)

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 276d

So hot

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Iguanas ate all my collard greens.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 276d

Yes but are the speed running fascism? If they are then I think it's probably an apt comparison. You can't buy another democracy at the store.

You know, the rabbits in my cabbages have been looking pretty well regimented these days...

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 276d

Or the types of people that run those types of pageant have a type.

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 276d

Your comment reminds me of this self-proclaimed trashbag from Arizona:

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 277d (15 replies)

This is so fucking gross and please don't think it's what I think but:

An Asian wife is great if you're a VC in silicon valley but what if you want to be president?

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 27 pts · 277d

What if you want the Nazi vote you mean.

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 276d (6 replies)

Except that she's getting pushed to convert now as the result of this. So, typical GOP tactic, make an insane comparison and then use the halfway point to force others to move the direction you want.

Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 276d (3 replies)

I think Vance is publicly making the push so that when she doesn't convert, he can say that their religious differences became incompatible. He gets to marry Ms. Arizona, she gets to be the second lady, and Usha somehow gets the blame for not being faithful to her husband.

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 276d (2 replies)

100% with you on this. It's the only no-fault way to make him more appealing for 2028 if Stinky T doesn't try and just stay forever.

BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 276d (1 reply)

I'm so caught between "maybe he'll be dead by then" and "he deserves to rot in prison for years"

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 276d

At this point he'll shoot himself in a bunker first.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Is this conversion thing real? I mean, they have two kids, right? Isn't this something you would typically talk about before having children? Or at least when kid 1 is baking.

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d

No, no! That's how normal people think through things! These people are power-hungry walking piles of shit. Vance went from calling Cheetoman Hitler to running on the same ticket as him. He's willing to sell out any way possible, and they only know how to use other people and throw them away.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d (3 replies)

I dunno if her being Asian is that much of a liability. Melania is Russian Slovenian.

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 20 pts · 276d

Yeah, she's white. Everything else is yuvky

Kornblumenratte@feddit.org · 8 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Melania Trump is Slowenian. Your argument still holds.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 276d

Ah, thanks.

nialv7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d (2 replies)

Wait, what are you trying to say?

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 18 pts · 276d (1 reply)

That JD might marry her - a "white" woman - because it looks better when he wants to run for pres.

Gross, but as soon as he & Usha divorce I will remember this.

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 276d

Divorce? No, no, divorce is bad, they'll soon be making that illegal.

No, he'll just have the marriage annulled, and deport her to El Salvador or Rwanda or somewhere like that.

Or she'll just disappear from some detention centre and all official records.

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 276d

As if she went into this blind. Conservatives know what kind of people conservatives are; they just try to tell us it is something else that is not deranged.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 276d

greenhorn@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 276d (2 replies)

Christians use 2 Corinthians 2:14 as an excuse for divorce "Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness? Or what portion does a believer share with an unbeliever? What agreement has the temple of God with idols?" To divorce and remarry is biblically considered adultery; but Erika is a widow, and if Usha won't convert JD gets a free pass on divorce, and Christians will just excuse it as the righteous thing for JD to do.

edinbruh@feddit.it · 9 pts · 276d

"what portion does a believer share with an unbeliever?"

The same they would share with a believer, because that's what Jesus told them to do.

Christians like these should just pop all of the bible in clingo to get all their truth. But I guess it would just result unsatisfiable.

Btw, instead of this mental gymnastics, Catholic Christians just write to the Pope (or rather the holy see) to ask pretty please if he can declare their marriage was never real.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d

Like they care.

dumbass@aussie.zone · 27 pts · 277d (9 replies)

I give it 2 years before they're together.

Crapattf2@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 277d (1 reply)

3 -6 months - Vance and wife split, She loves him very much but won't convert. we're both committed to caring for their children who you won't see much of again

6 months to a year , Vance and the grieving mrs kirk are supporting each other through these difficult times.

by end of year two they are married.

will be sped up if trumps health takes a turn, bonus points if the current mrs vance dies within 4 years

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 276d

By split you mean she gets deported to Africa or disappeared?

ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 277d (1 reply)
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Deceptichum@quokk.au · 30 pts · 277d
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Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 277d (4 replies)

That would be a serious downgrade for JD. Usha is a highly accomplished lawyer who graduated top of her class at Yale, clerked for 2 supreme court justices and by all accounts is the brains behind JD Vances rise to power. Erika Kirk was miss Arizona and married to a shitstain.

dumbass@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 276d

All the Maga people will hear our of that is " Erika Kirk was miss Arizona", that's all they will care about, oh and the other thing.

BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 276d

Okay, but, and hear me out on this. Erika is white, and that's very valuable to some people

Rooster326@programming.dev · 9 pts · 276d (1 reply)

The "brains" behind JD Vance are Pecker wood Thiel

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jd-vance-trump-vp-peter-thiel-billionaire/

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 276d

Pecker wood

There’s a term I haven’t heard in an age!

hamid@crazypeople.online · 26 pts · 276d

I hope every day is the worst day ever for these people

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 277d

I guess JD is going to have to sleep on the couch. I said ON the couch JD. I don't want to get the couch steam cleaned again. Dammit...

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 276d (2 replies)

What's the party of family values saying about this?

To paint a clearer picture, remember when Biden stepped down and Kamala took over his candidacy? You know, the thing that's already had a precedent set and are the rules for our democracy?

Member how Conservatives have cried and bitched and moaned about Kamala apparently being 'annointed' undemocratically?

Let me ask again: what is the party of family values saying about this? Because it sure as fuck seems like blatant hypocrisy to me. Again.

adminofoz@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 276d (1 reply)

I'm to the far left of Bernie Sanders and I "bitched and moaned" about being denied a primary and you should too.

I dont see how this is equivalent at all to someone taking away my basic rights. Im not saying this isn't weird because it definitely is but it was the democrats who stood on my neck in these two situations.

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 276d

Look, hypocrisy is hypocrisy — you get to be angry about it because your anger is justified. I doubt you were pushing ideas like 'marriage belongs between a man and a woman' 'there are two genders' etc etc.

They do not, especially when they are blatantly hypocritical like this.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 13 pts · 276d

The sun must make her skin leathery, like a couch

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Can't wait for her tell-all book.

Cargon@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 276d

Give your butt a break, just get a bidet.

Aneb@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 276d

Yeah they both try to compensate for their small dicks

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 276d

Serena ‘kKk’ Joy as the sofa surrogate.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 276d

I guess that’s why you don’t marry a facist

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d
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phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 276d (2 replies)

I'm sorry, is this actually really happening now? I know it's a bit of an internet meme, people are joking about it, but I haven't seen anything about it in the real world beyond then, this.

So is there really something going on there?

Man it must suck being a Republican. Anytime a better option comes by you get replaced or walked over, no matter what you are, loyal voter or, in this case wife.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 276d

republicans need a constant fix, otherwise they would start to question what they are believing in. thats why propaganda is constantly shoveled to them.

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 0 pts · 276d

Jerry: So he hugged her. People hug.

George: People hug? People HUG? Not like this people don't hug.

Jerry: Describe it.

George: There was ... hairplay.

Jerry: Hairplay?

George: THERE WAS DEFINITE HAIRPLAY

Jerry: Maybe it's something she isn't getting at home.

https://bsky.app/profile/juliusgoat.bsky.social/post/3m4lssheixk2i

I try to hear about little about these people as I can, but it's not like the public would know if they were having an affair.

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · -4 pts · 276d (2 replies)

I fucking hate this. Please, she lost her husband, she is probably grieving. She's inadequate right now. Why are you picking on her?

There are no conventional ways to grieve, nor are there ways to identify whether the person is inadequate or insincere.


Fuck Charlie Kirk. Hope he won't find peace in the other world.

Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 276d

Why are you picking on her?

We're picking on her behaviour, which she's responsible for. Maybe if she hadn't been a leeching ghoul her whole life, we'd be a bit more empathetic

pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d

she's a grifter and started essentially campaigning for his spot before his massive dome hit the ground

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · -26 pts · 276d (7 replies)

so, wearing a white FREEDOM shirt is the equivalent of asking to be shot in the neck now, right? like, they're "asking for it"?

tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 276d (1 reply)

What? No, being a Nazi is asking for it.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · -9 pts · 276d

wearing this shirt is a sign of being a nazi, tho, is it not

*genuinely confused here - do people think that this shirt is not now a nazi symbol? do they think that Kirk was not a nazi? he was a white nationalist fascist supporting mouth piece. that's being a nazi. whatever this shirt meant before, now in the context of american politics it means "I support Charlie Kirk", and that means supporting nazism. or do people just not think that nazis should be shot?

Saryn@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 276d (4 replies)

Huh?

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · -11 pts · 276d (3 replies)

I'm just wondering if the standards that apply to 'immodest' clothing also apply to wearing this shirt, or if this is yet another double standard for the american right

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Why would a shirt be considered immodest?

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 276d

one of the reasons commonly given is simply showing too much skin

Saryn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d

Oh ok then, that makes perfect sense.