c/microblogmemes · by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 260d

What would yours be?

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171 Comments

shyguyblue@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 260d

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 49 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Gallows and a buttplug

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d

Nice

tyler@programming.dev · 40 pts · 260d (3 replies)

I have adhd. This is mean.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d (2 replies)

What's your current hyperfix?

tyler@programming.dev · 10 pts · 259d (1 reply)

I’m thinking about trying to start a drywall company 😂.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 258d

Ah. Super neich, risky, AND expensive. The trifecta.

KingGordon@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 259d (7 replies)

A cat and a… cat.

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 259d (6 replies)

KingGordon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d (5 replies)

Yep. Except I’m a dude.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 259d (4 replies)

So is she.

ArchEngel@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 259d (3 replies)

We are all dudes on this blessed day.

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d (1 reply)

If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.

She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.

So yes, we are all dude.

Dude is all.

Always.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 258d

Yup, dude is only size conscious. All things are just dudes, little dudes, or big dudes.

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 259d

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3ra@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 259d (3 replies)

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 259d (1 reply)

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 259d

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 259d

This is me.

God im the most boring, terminally online person ever.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 260d (1 reply)

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d

We could be friends! I come with a bottle of bourbon and a guitar.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 259d

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 259d (3 replies)

My strap-on and a vape

Realspecialguy@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Many things "strap-on" these days...

Care to elaborate?

Also... many things can "vape"

Care to elaborate?

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 259d

?????????????????????

CoolCat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d

Wow, you're so special

missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 259d (3 replies)

A pillow and a blanket

Realspecialguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Lame... you need drugs

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d

Melatonin.

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 259d

Best answer in this thread 😴

fin@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 259d (7 replies)

bucket and a rope

Beardsley@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 259d (4 replies)

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 259d (1 reply)

linkinkampf19@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d

Do what now?

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 259d

I'm still here, I'm just real depressed

fin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 259d

Lemme ask you something...

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Be kind to yourself, I've been having an awful week and not looking after myself well, i had a tantrum at work, I really needed a snack

I've been distracting myself with a book, and podcasts, thats helped a lot too

fin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 258d

Thanks, man. I bought myself some cheese so I can get on for a while.

eldoom@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 259d (7 replies)

A steam deck and a toilet.

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 259d (5 replies)

No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit

gray@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Bidet😌

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d (1 reply)

That's not one of the two things haha

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 259d

Some toilets have a built-in bidet.

eldoom@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 259d

I ran out of toilet paper a very very long time ago my friend. I live alone. I'm sure I'll figure it out after this next run.

Emi@ani.social · 2 pts · 259d

No need for toilet paper when you have bidet.

TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 7 pts · 259d

Don’t do it! Hemorrhoids aren’t worth it! No screens on the toilet! Break the habit! Trust me!

Posted from my phone while on the toilet because habits die hard. 😭

Zorque@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 260d

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 260d

Depression and debt

thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 259d

a coffee and a second coffee

chirospasm@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 260d

Two tacos

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 260d

Same

bizzle@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 259d (8 replies)

A joint and a red bull

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 259d (7 replies)

Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!

bizzle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 259d (4 replies)

I guess we're nemeses now 😂

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d (3 replies)

Our battle will be legendary. 👺

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Or you can double-team the dude that saunters in with a 5-hour energy and a vape.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d

I'm always down for a dp...I mean a double team.

bizzle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 257d

Ok you talked me into it, that guy clearly has to be stopped

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 258d (1 reply)

Bong and an espresso?

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d

You sound like my partner.

confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 259d

Two crows

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 259d

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 259d

A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 260d (2 replies)

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Lexapro gave me migraines constantly. :(

Crismus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d

My Lexapro need switching since it now causes dangerous overheating if I don't have the AC blowing on me all the time. Lasted 3 years, much longer than anything else.

Realspecialguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 259d

Sandles and a strip of acid

sparkles@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 259d (3 replies)

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stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Help desk agent?

sparkles@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 259d (1 reply)

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stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d

Ah. I work, partially, in a dementia care setting. Your behavioral issues are likely due to inadequate life experience, mine are due to FAR too much.

afox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 259d

I guess I'll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills

GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 258d

Commence to jigglin'!

Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe · 12 pts · 258d

Bong and blow lighter

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 259d

Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 260d

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 259d

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 259d

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 260d

A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

kinther@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 259d

Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 259d (4 replies)

A laptop and a bow.

Don't judge my hobbies.

bitMasque@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 259d (1 reply)

So you use Archery, btw?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 259d

New distro name dropped?

Realspecialguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d

Im only judging you harder because you said "don't judge my hobbies"

Like, you didn't know you were offering yourself to be judged? Where do you think you are right now? Do you know what year this is?

Yes, we are judging your hobbies, but also now your insecurities as well...

Xenny@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d

answersplease77@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 259d (1 reply)

silicone-based lube, and a laptop

Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 258d

Did your parents steal your foreskin?

Semester3383@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Ennui and a gun.

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 259d (1 reply)

you okay buddy? Check in with your friends, and have a snack <3

Semester3383@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d

Eh, I'm fine. I'm just cynical, autistic, and guns are a life-long special interest. I'm no Russel Phagan, but he's def. one of my heroes.

yeah@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 259d

crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Smartphone & Mighty+ Vaporizer

huquad@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 259d

Damn beat me to it

Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 259d

Solo3 USB C charging port...

swagmoney@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 258d

a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall

TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 259d

Definitely a laptop and an electric guitar

dumbass@piefed.social · 8 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Bong and weed (lighter not included)

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 259d

Gotta do it old school and twist a stick in there to light it

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 258d

Wetsuit and 6ft bong

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 7 pts · 260d

some weed. and like nachos brlgrsnde

ngl, two tacos guy hit it out of the park.

solid answer and I'm hungry

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 258d

An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 260d (1 reply)

A beer and a 12 pack of beers.

AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d

Oh hey, we're part of the same universe! Our accessories are interchangable!

Thrawne@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d

A DMM (Digital MultiMeter) and a leatherman multi-tool.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 260d (3 replies)

Keyboard and soldering iron.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Which keyboard? No pressure.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d

As someone who has learned typing on a mechanical typewriter, I need a keyboard with a serious "click" to it.

ulterno@programming.dev · 1 pts · 259d

No pressure

That would then require a laser projected keyboard.
Most others require pressure.

recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 260d

Laptop and radiation detector

shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 259d

I have ADHD, so an energy drink, and an infinite list of things that I need to start/continue/finish.

linkinkampf19@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d

~~Quest 2~~ Steam Frame and a couple ounces of some good kush.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 260d

Kung fu grip and and extra hand

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 258d

My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700's Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.

While I don't have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.

That's as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.

TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 5 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Phone and…Steam Deck this week. But that second accessory changes a lot. Sometimes you buy the action figure and it’s a 3D printer, next time it’s a series of books, next time it’s Lego, next time it’s Jay and Silent Bob movies, next time…

Burninator05@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d

It seems like a you're a loot box.

psoul@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d

A crop top and a library card

shneancy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 258d

i have adhd so i'm allowed to cheat here

my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.

for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there's a set of BDSM gear

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 260d

Pen and pocket knife.

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 259d

Gaming PC and a dice bag

ChexMax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d

My baby and my cell phone. The two things i most often have on me.

spirinolas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d

A laptop and a Swiss army knife.

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d (1 reply)

A basket of figs and some mice

a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d

Sounds wholesome, make that two

Chivera@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 258d

Mason jar and a lid

callyral@pawb.social · 4 pts · 259d (2 replies)

water bottle and mechanical pencil

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 259d (1 reply)

What kind of "REALISTIC ENGINEERING MAJOR ACTION PHRASES!" do you say when the string on your back is pulled?

vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 259d

I grew up in an engineering household, and I was always amazed by the fact that the houses of my classmates seemed to be suspiciously devoid of mechanical pencils.

The lack of slide rules and HP reverse Polish notation calculators I could understand, but why wouldn’t you want to fill your house with mechanical pencils?

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 260d

A five gallon bucket and a shovel.

DegenerationIP@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d

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Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d

A stick and another stick

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d (1 reply)

A cat and a Nintendo switch

nickiwest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d

Same for me!

Nighed@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 260d

A LARGE mug of tea, and a bike.

mech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 260d

3 bicycles. Because of the n+1 rule.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d

Laptop and bag of dice for D&D

phx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d (3 replies)

Coffee cup (half full), laptop

moseschrute@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Did the coffee cup start out as half full, or is it halfway consumed?

nathanjent@programming.dev · 3 pts · 259d

Yes

phx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d

In my case, I suppose it would depend on the type of coffee I'm supposedly drinking. Brewed I get a full cup, but there's already a pre-measured instant/packet variety that makes about a half cup per packet.

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 258d

Disappointment and disgust.

gray@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 260d (1 reply)

8 soft-boiled eggs and Judith Butler's Gender Trouble

BonkTheAnnoyed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 259d

I could eat fifty eggs

CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social · 3 pts · 260d

A science book and a plant.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 258d

Ibuprofen and an Energy drink

fubarx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d

Galoshes and a Codpiece.