Christmas Animals

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Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 106 pts · 232d (8 replies)

Penguins are a Christmas animal because they're all catholic.

Klear@quokk.au · 62 pts · 232d (7 replies)

tetris11@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 231d

Aww, cute penguin feeding her young

Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 231d (3 replies)

What’s the clip from? Looks hilarious, curious to see more.

Klear@quokk.au · 15 pts · 231d (1 reply)

Blues Brothers. Legendary movie.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 230d

They're on a mission from Gad.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 231d

If you've not seen the Blues Brothers go watch it right now. Order the DVD if you have to. Its absolutely worthwhile. Its an SNL spinoff film with a Legendary soundtrack featuring the biggest names in the Blues and Jazz scene. Great soundtrack, brilliant gags, incredible car chases and just a ton of rediculous chaos.

Lawnman23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 231d

“We’re on a mission from god”

Notserious@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 231d

Aww, momma used to beat us the same way

Redacted@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 232d (20 replies)

I see the ongoing slide into labelling anything mildy analytical as autistic is in full swing.

AstaKask@lemmy.cafe · 31 pts · 232d (16 replies)

Disability as a subculture or identity is just really cringe. Especially the deaf/blind organisations lobbying against curing childrens deafness/blindness.

dustyData@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 231d (3 replies)

Not arguing here. But just want to point out that disability subculture usually arises as a survival response in the face of discrimination and segregation. Everyone has a need for community and a sense of belonging. When broad hegemonic culture rejects you and your presence, belonging is found in the one distinctive feature that is the cause for the rejection and the source of cohesion with your peers. See also gay subculture as a response to homophobia, US black culture as a response to racism, feminist sorority subculture in response to misogyny, etc. So it is not rare to see disability subculture as a response to ableism. These communities are very important for security and preservation of individuals. Just as everywhere else, security is always a trade-off with something else.

MotoAsh@piefed.social · 1 pts · 231d

Support community? Great. Using it as an excuse or identity like many autistic people do? Cringe.

You don't see black people going around talking jive, and then going, "oh sorry, you see I'm black" when they catch a confused look...

Nitrate55@lemmy.ml · -7 pts · 231d (1 reply)

None of that changes the fact that lobbying against curing a child's deafness/blindness when it can be cured is fucked up.

Interesting how you chose to just not engage with that point.

dustyData@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 231d

I told you, I'm not arguing. I actually agree on that point.

FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 13 pts · 231d

We wouldn’t need a subculture if we weren’t oppressed and excluded from normal culture.

stray@pawb.social · 9 pts · 231d (8 replies)

Obviously autism can vary between people, but it's not something that's wrong with me, and I wouldn't want to cure it. I'm different than what's widely considered normal, but in a way that I think is fine. It's like having red hair or being transgender.

MotoAsh@piefed.social · 2 pts · 231d (7 replies)

High functioning autism is a fine character trait to identify with. Though I seriously doubt someone who's basically mute takes pride in their autism.

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 230d (4 replies)
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MotoAsh@piefed.social · 2 pts · 230d (3 replies)

Nowhere did I ever defend discrimination. I merely said some people do not have a form they'd likely be proud of.

Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 229d (2 replies)
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MotoAsh@piefed.social · 1 pts · 229d

I dislike pride in general. Nobody should take pride in anything literally inaliable, just like nobody should be shamed for it. They should be comfortable in their own skin and not made to feel lesser for sure, though pride? Ehh... It's a dangerous, blinding emotion.

stray@pawb.social · 3 pts · 231d (1 reply)

Nonverbal people are free to make up their own mind how they feel about it, but calling it "cringe" when people choose to come together over a shared identity and experience is extremely insulting.

MotoAsh@piefed.social · 0 pts · 230d

Nowhere did I ever call making a community cringe.

SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 231d

Quick question, are you disabled yourself?

MotoAsh@piefed.social · 2 pts · 231d

I'd say subculture is fine. A subculture doesn't have to be bad or annoying. Identifying with autism is also totally fine. Recognizing kinship isn't bad.

Where it goes wrong is using it as an identity outright. "Sorry, I'm autistic" is just fucking more annoying after someone does something annoyingly autistic. Being autistic doesn't mean you literally cannot learn good social behavior. By the time that is true, there is definitely something more serious than autism involved.

caradenada@feddit.cl · 15 pts · 231d (1 reply)

Context is important. In this case, it wasn't the place for that kind of analysis.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 10 pts · 231d

Although ironically it matches the meta-context perfectly (displaying signs of autism in an exam to detect autistism).

korendian@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 232d
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TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 43 pts · 232d (10 replies)

I can't say I've ever seen penguins in relation to christmas

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 29 pts · 232d (3 replies)

I'm part of the problem. I have a penguin inflatable on my lawn. (I also have a dragon and a dinosaur, also not known for Christmas)

Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 231d

Cascio@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 232d (1 reply)

Apparently you haven't seen the seminal classic from 2014, "The Christmas Dragon". Lovingly covered by Mystery Science Theater 3000 in season 13 episode 13.

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 232d

Just snagged this to watch next week

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 231d (2 replies)

The latest Coca Cola slop ad probably.

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d (1 reply)

I thought Coca Cola used polar bears

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 231d

The latest slop ad has sloths and pandas. Don’t recall if it has penguins too but probably.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 231d (2 replies)

You don't recall "Topper" from Santa Claus is Coming to Town?

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 3 pts · 231d (1 reply)

First time hearing of santa claus is coming to town ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d

It's a classic animated Christmas movie. I highly recommend.

Una@europe.pub · 40 pts · 232d (5 replies)

Yes, but

big hand patting tux penguin

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 231d (4 replies)

Not sure I wanna know what comes out when you finally... um... .. reach your peak.

snooggums@piefed.world · 22 pts · 231d (2 replies)

According to any documentary about avian species, predigested fish for their young.

qualia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d (1 reply)

The dinosaur answer to mammalian milk.

snooggums@piefed.world · 0 pts · 231d

Other way around.

"How do we give nutrition to our offspring without vomiting?" - mammals

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 231d

Core dumps.

Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 231d (6 replies)

The penguins we know today are not actual penguins. They are named after the real penguins which were prevalent in the northern hemisphere but which humans drove to extinction.

Edit: the Great Auk

HereIAm@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 231d (4 replies)

I don't know if the page looks the same to others, but the bird that's pictured under that fact is not a great auk, they really do look like penguins.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 231d

For the lazy:

qualia@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 231d

If you're referring to this little guy, he's what I have to pay whenever I get new sneakers: my shoebill

Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 231d (1 reply)

Yeah, not sure why Encyclopedia Britannica would not just omit the correct picture but also put in a link to another article for a completely different bird with a picture!

orbitz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 231d

What an appropriate username for a discussion of animals. Awesome.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d

beautiful plumage

someguy3@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 231d (16 replies)

Not exactly north pole.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 39 pts · 231d (10 replies)

To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.

Santa's sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 231d

Murderous flying polar bears.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 231d (3 replies)

It's a ton better, you're not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 231d

Exactly. Ain't nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.

plyth@feddit.org · 4 pts · 231d (1 reply)

What limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 231d

Real estate prices.

Tja@programming.dev · 9 pts · 231d (1 reply)

But santa lives in Finland...

hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 231d

...And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?

rumba@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 231d

🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you'll soon be dead🎶

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 231d (1 reply)

Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 231d

And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.

Fondots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 231d (2 replies)

I believe the geomagnetic pole falls somewhere in that region

someguy3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d (1 reply)

Nope.

Fondots@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d

That's a map of the magnetic "dip" pole not the geomagnetic pole. They are slightly different things.

I'm a bit out of my depth, so I'm not gonna try to explain the distinction because I don't really understand it very well myself, it's just a fun fact I picked up somewhere.

But AFAIK, the geomagnetic pole is still supposed to be somewhere around Canada/Greenland

Also, not for nothing, but those are two different map projections so with how things get distorted around the poles in the OPs map,it's a little hard to directly compare them. Remember that with cylindrical projections the whole top edge of the map basically represents a single point (the geographic north Pole) so things are often a lot closer together than they may look on the map. Just from eyeballing the two maps as an amateur who uses maps more than the average person but doesn't exactly study them, I wasn't 100% confident that the dip pole wasn't in one of those higher spots of the puffin's range (it's not, I confirmed on a couple other maps, but it's closer than you might think just from casually looking at these two maps.)

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 231d
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d

mapswithoutNZ

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 231d (6 replies)

Am I missing something? A few penguin references / associations with Christmas, sure I've seen that. But, at least in my part of the world, they're not a major part of the lore -- or am I having a moment?

Either way, this can be easily explained: It's called being inclusive. The last thing you want is a north pole versus south pole world wide Christmas turf war, best to extend an olive branch andlean into that diversity and inclusion metric for the good of the world's children and the fate of humanity.

qualia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 231d (3 replies)

In order to do that you'd need to get the branch from more temperate latitudes so in keeping with this thread here goes their approximate range:

ninja@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 231d (1 reply)
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qualia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 231d

Oh that's simple, instead of the standard latitude degrees to demarcate the Mediterranean climate zone, this diagram is measured in fahrenheit.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 2 pts · 231d

USA got pretty lucky there. Almost matches the borders.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 231d (1 reply)

I think it's marketing overreach. christmas->snow->snow animals->penguins

I do find it strange that there are less polar bears than penguins in Christmas decorations in NA

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 231d

Probably Coca-cola and its legal teams have some degree of responsibility for the minimal polar bear association.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 232d

Santa essentially has teleportation. Space is meaningless to the entity we know as Santa.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 231d

Puffins are penguins if they didn’t give up on the whole flight thing

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 231d

Excuse me while I get mauled by a polar bear to get in the Christmas spirit.

stray@pawb.social · 9 pts · 231d

Puffin

Cormorant

Arctic tern

Common eider

King eider

White-tailed eagle

Kittiwake

Fulmar

Snow bunting

Northern gannet

Sanderling

Black guillemot

Brünnich’s guillemot

Little auk

Arctic skua

Long-tailed skua

Ptarmigan

Great northern diver

Red-throated diver

Glaucous gull

Lesser black-backed gull

Great black-backed gull

Ivory gull

Red phalarope (grey phalarope)

Pink-footed goose

Barnacle goose

Brant goose

Razorbill

Turnstone

https://oceanwide-expeditions.com/blog/22-enchanting-arctic-birds-and-their-most-fascinating-facts

The website has pictures.

Tja@programming.dev · 9 pts · 231d (3 replies)

What has the north pole to do with Christmas? Santa lives in Rovaniemi, Finland. Jesus was born in the middle east. Presents are made in China. Your house is whatever it is, surely not on the north pole.

moody@lemmings.world · 16 pts · 231d (2 replies)

Santa lives at North Pole, Canada. Poatal code H0H 0H0. You can write him a letter and he will reply.

Tja@programming.dev · 5 pts · 231d (1 reply)
FatVegan@leminal.space · 5 pts · 231d

You can't fucking trust anyone anymore.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 232d

Puffins are cuter, usually less, ahem, fragrant, too.

Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 231d (2 replies)

Aren't they only called penguins because of their resemblance to the now extinct great Auk, a Northern pole bird? Which would justify the attachment to the North pole and Santa?

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 pts · 231d

Probably. Humans driving real penguins to extinction, travelling to the geographic south:

Eh, close enough. Tis a penguin.

qualia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d

Great phylogenetics YouTuber discusses this very connection.

militaryintelligence@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 232d

Snow and cold weather is christmasish to me

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 231d

Well, Topper the penguin, did help Santa when he was trying to deliver his toys in Sombertown.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d

If ranting about cultural associations of animals makes me autistic, I don't want to be autistic!