this comic, but stallone and schwarz in their prime, with the bullets deflecting offa stallone's pecs.
wait no hold on henry cavill in wonder woman's spot, and adam driver in superman's spot and hold on we need to storyboard this (henry cavill and lucy lawless are my real superman and wonder woman casting tho)
A cock is a manly, hetero instrument. More cocks = more manly, hetero fun. Therefore vaginas are actually gay because they represent things that aren't manly.
It's not even less hair follicles, it's hair that's shorter, thinner, and now blonde. You have hair on your nose, you just don't notice it because of how short and thin the hairs are. So it goes with "hairless" chests.
It is, Freddy wrote most of his songs while fighting in the UFC. These are some notable songs Freddy wrote about his many experiences in the ring: I Want To Break Free is about when Freddy fought Royce Gracie, Another One Bites The Dust was released shortly after he defeated Mark Kerr and Bicycle Race is about Freddy's stint in Japanese pro wrestling.
Working less manual work as well. In some sense, this made younger generations of men (and women) less fit. After all, the US military declared that most fighting age Americans are unfit for military service. But on the one hand, at least we won't complain of bad back caused by old injuries from manual labour, but we'll be fat and diabetic.
Hey if there's more of the type on the right out there these days that's fine by me because I'm a big hairy bear and that just means I have less competition for the like 3 women who are still into that.
There's another one of these with Sean Connery and Brodie Sangster both (according to the post) 34 when the pictures were taken:
I'm sure that there were young-looking 34 year-olds in the 1960s, and there are old-looking 34 year old actors today. But, it's also a sign of changes. People started drinking younger, men didn't have skincare routines, the world was more heavily polluted, Hollywood selected for old-looking actors vs. more pretty actors today, etc.
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UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 105 pts · 225d
Don Fry is 31 in that picture, and this is what he looked like thirty years later.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 51 pts · 225d
Shit, and I believed the image saying he's 25. What a noob mistake, believing something you see on the internet 🤦
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d
still handsome as fuck
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 225d
This is gayer than being actually gay.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 225d
Being gay is actually manly as fuck because if you are all man what business do you have messing around with Lady parts?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 225d
Imagine being into feminine stuff, how unmanly.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 225d
What the media thinks gay dudes want: Cute and "feminine" things.
What gay dudes really want: Stallone's sweaty pecs bouncing as he fires his machine gun.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d
this comic, but stallone and schwarz in their prime, with the bullets deflecting offa stallone's pecs.
wait no hold on henry cavill in wonder woman's spot, and adam driver in superman's spot and hold on we need to storyboard this (henry cavill and lucy lawless are my real superman and wonder woman casting tho)
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 224d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhUP1rYbQ2w&t=7s
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 216d
joggle
homoludens@feddit.org · 6 pts · 225d
This was unironically the position of German neonazi leader Michael Kühnen.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
A cock is a manly, hetero instrument. More cocks = more manly, hetero fun. Therefore vaginas are actually gay because they represent things that aren't manly.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 225d
Without sunscreen and genetics for more hair follicles VS. With sunscreen and genetics for less hair follicles. Or maybe he got it waxed, i unno
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 225d
Lead vs microplastics
Liz@midwest.social · 3 pts · 224d
It's not even less hair follicles, it's hair that's shorter, thinner, and now blonde. You have hair on your nose, you just don't notice it because of how short and thin the hairs are. So it goes with "hairless" chests.
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 225d
To be fair, not everyone can be such a hunk of manliness as Don Fry. That shit only cones along a few times a generation.
A lot also comes down to the body type the weight class favours. Not many twinks under the current heavyweights.
Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 225d
Why does only the one guy get legs
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 224d
Look at the champion belt he's carrying, he has legs privileges
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 224d
that's fighting. you fight for the legs
my question is why does the top ten have eleven
TheKingBee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 224d
it's the current champion, he won the legs. The others are the top ten fighting for who gets to wear them next.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 224d
One is a carrying case, he can fit the other 10 inside him
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 224d
ayo!?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 224d
Just like that old Hot Wheels big rig. Neat!
TractorDuffy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 224d
why do they all look like tina bathhouse bottoms
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 225d
I was dead certain for several minutes that the guy on the left was Freddy Mercury
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 224d
It is, Freddy wrote most of his songs while fighting in the UFC. These are some notable songs Freddy wrote about his many experiences in the ring: I Want To Break Free is about when Freddy fought Royce Gracie, Another One Bites The Dust was released shortly after he defeated Mark Kerr and Bicycle Race is about Freddy's stint in Japanese pro wrestling.
snowboardbumvt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 224d
I choose to believe this is historical fact.
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 224d
People not smoking have turned bears into twinks
And it is beautiful
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 224d
Working less manual work as well. In some sense, this made younger generations of men (and women) less fit. After all, the US military declared that most fighting age Americans are unfit for military service. But on the one hand, at least we won't complain of bad back caused by old injuries from manual labour, but we'll be fat and diabetic.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d
nah, we'll just complain of a bad back caused by sitting down 14 hours a day and working a desk job with shitty posture
source : my backiatomy
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 224d
I don't think they're supposed to just cut it, that's probably your problem
JordanZ@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 224d
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 225d
Hey if there's more of the type on the right out there these days that's fine by me because I'm a big hairy bear and that just means I have less competition for the like 3 women who are still into that.
mp3@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 224d
Dude is rocking that stache like a boss tho.
merc@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 224d
There's another one of these with Sean Connery and Brodie Sangster both (according to the post) 34 when the pictures were taken:
I'm sure that there were young-looking 34 year-olds in the 1960s, and there are old-looking 34 year old actors today. But, it's also a sign of changes. People started drinking younger, men didn't have skincare routines, the world was more heavily polluted, Hollywood selected for old-looking actors vs. more pretty actors today, etc.