READ: Stunning FBI Doc Claims Trump Assaulted Teen Girl After She ‘Bit the Sh*t Out of’ His Penis

Look... it's a ballroom. It's definitely not a burial site for documents used to mix the concrete.

They don't call it child rape, they call it sex with women who at the time were underage. Something like that.

Maybe she did, and that's why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool

In fairness to her, his mushroom dick (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) is a very tiny target.

Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.

that does explain stormy daniels calling him a mushroom dick.

It's because legally, having a criminal record doesn't disqualify you from running. There isnt anything preventing this. Most likely its to help prevent a minor mishap from long ago condemning your future abilities (otherwise, you'd have all sorts of small charges against every politician to destroy their career. It would make the worst blackmail material).

Now, morally why did enough people vote for him anyway is a whole different issue that I don't have an answer for.

But you don't understand, the only other choice we had was a lady....

Wasn't it something like:

• 1/3 voted in favor of him
• 1/3 voted against him
• 1/3 couldn't be bothered

Good portion of people don’t give a shit.

I’ve spend the past three years trying to get people to investigate the sexual and physical abuse of children in Oklahoma, including some child trafficking. No one cares or wants to do anything about it. More people than we want to admit are okay with children being raped and abused as long as they are a certain type of child (foster kids usually.)

A considerable amount of the American general public is criminally ignorant, willfully terrible, or both.

Because he told the worst people in the country that he would hurt the people they don't like.

Honestly that's it, that the whole thing. There's nothing deeper than that.

Trump told racists, bigots, evil people that he was going to hurt their enemies, so they voted for him.

AIPAC

Remember that every time you imagine the American voter.

First time in the USA?

Because the “opposition” still thinks waving signs and doing parades counts as “action”

Because they were kept secret by his accomplice.

The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings.

Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first.

Didn't Stormy Daniels describe it as misshapen, like Toad from Mario Bros?

He would probably whip it out,hi very beautiful penis, most beautiful penis in the world you know, never been scarred, beautiful, everybody asks to see it.

I didn't know one could get a spur on that bone.

Given what we know about his proclivities, more likely her braces.

This got a good laugh out of me

“I may be a cannibal but that guy? holy shit is he a monster”

• Hannibal Lecter (a “wonderful man” according to Trump)

I have met some very bad people … none as bad as Trump

... "not one decent cell in his body.." (cont.)

"See this, little one? This is your great-grandma's dick biting medal."

Metal of honor should be a thing :)

Let's be fair, 95% of the human population are better suited to be president than that obese stumbling wobbling tub of genital warts.

She would never pay for drinks in my presence, say that much.

I feel like justice might be her thing. Let's give her Pam Bondi's spot.

Hey now. We don't elect women with a strong and documented history showing good judgement, ethics or moral character; and instead we try to find problems with them so that we can retroactively justify throwing away a vote and really a country on some no-name no-chance third party gamble. Bonus points if they married or were VP to a -+- gasp -+- imperfect president already.

It's just the American way.

It's the only explanation I can figure for how he bankrupted a casino

Some time after the Orange Jackass is in the ground because nobody in power has the fucking balls to so much as slow him down.

It’s wild to me that the allegations are about what happened after the bite, when in order for it to happen there must have been coercion and sexual/assault leading to it.

Nor do I have a forklift license to lift that saggy ponch that likely completely obscures it. Nor do we have archeological dig rights to go searching in the first place. Lol

I always knew he was garbage, but this … wow.

dude...it's going to get worse, so hang on. Girls were murdered.

They tried to run her off the road back then, I figure something worse might have already happened.

If you were trying to force a kid to blow you, you deserve much more pain than a bite would inflict

I'm pretty sure I read about this awhile ago... like this isn't new... it's been out there that this happened

You know that they gave him an Olympic Gold Medal for participation, otherwise we would have been hearing him whine about not having one.

Every "Prize" outfit, including Nobel, should invent a special medal just for him, with the emphasis on "Special." That way, 100 years from now he will be indelibly associated with empty, useless accolades.

AFAIK that's an unsubstantiated claim by one person unrelated to the victim or anyone, and it doesn't make sense logistically. You're not going to let a 12-13 year old walk around pregnant for 9 months just so you can throw their child in a lake. You just have it aborted.

The child rapes and abuses he is confirmed to have done are bad enough. No point in muddying the waters by instead focusing on more spectacular unsubstantiated claims. Unless you care more about spectacle than bringing child rapists to justice.

Yeah, [NAME REDACTED] is definitely not the most trustworthy person I've ever known.

/s