Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.
quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu
Hold on, ensure Nestle loses money, and you’d fund trans people? Fucking sign me up! This is a fantastic idea! We need an underground trans mafia that steals chocolate to resell.
Wait it's not real? It got me. The world is really in a state if I can read this and think it's real. I'd never heard of this woman but the shit that some people say made this just on the edge of believability. I feel like in 2000s or the 90s people weren't so stupid.
No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.
So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."
69 Comments
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 148 pts · 140d
Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 140d
Like that wasn't obvious from the start?
9point6@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 140d
Why does she still get attention?
She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.
Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid
essell@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 140d
Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.
It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it's pretty funny.
ratsnake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 140d
essell@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d
I came here to laugh not for news!
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 140d
Probably because she is the
secondthird* ever female UK Prime Minister.That alone means her (incredibly stupid) comments have public interest.
*I have been reminded again that I can't count (fair).
AnalogJack@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 140d
She’s the third female PM, Margaret Thatcher was first and Theresa May second.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 139d
I'd like to say that I didn't count Thatcher as a human, but the truth is i just totally forgot Theresa May.
Corrected, cheers.
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 139d
I'm not sure she was even human. Might have been an MI5 project to create a lifelike android to infiltrate and take over Parliament.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 58 pts · 140d
Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.
quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu
Dojan@pawb.social · 33 pts · 140d
Hold on, ensure Nestle loses money, and you’d fund trans people? Fucking sign me up! This is a fantastic idea! We need an underground trans mafia that steals chocolate to resell.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 140d
I'm gonna take this idea to Pride lol
FateOfTheCrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 140d
The spread of american idiocy to a global scale isn't a coincidence. It's a combination of homegrown grifters who see the grift over there working, and a concerted effort by the Epstein Class to spread their influence abroad.
NABDad@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 140d
Where do you think America got their stupid people from? Did you think Europe stopped making them after they sent them here?
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 140d
I'll take one :3
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 140d
we should form an underground transgender mafia
SSETranquility@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 139d
Looks like it's already in full swing. Just in case you're looking... I have a very reputable kitkat source for the next few weeks...
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 140d
Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?
als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 140d
Nah, it's a running gag that she blames the trans mafia for everything: https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/10/01/liz-truss-underground-trans-mafia-conservative-conference/
FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 139d
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who needed to check…
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 139d
Oh gimme a break
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 140d
sounds... probable.
maybe they can share some <3
HaunchesTV@feddit.uk · 22 pts · 139d
What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 139d
Blahaj
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 140d
I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 139d
And not even in a good way.
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 140d
Fuck Nestle
This means stealing KitKats is okay, maybe?
Svartis@piefed.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 140d
stealing from large coorperarions is always okay :3
ratsnake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 140d
Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 140d
Yes it is! Good one though lol
ratsnake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 140d
luthis@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 140d
Wait it's not real? It got me. The world is really in a state if I can read this and think it's real. I'd never heard of this woman but the shit that some people say made this just on the edge of believability. I feel like in 2000s or the 90s people weren't so stupid.
ratsnake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 140d
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 140d
But have you heard of... A lettuce?
luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 139d
Did she like lettuce or something? I'm not in on this joke..
Saurok@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 139d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce Enjoy lol
EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 140d
Yeah well at this point we've been accused of so much insane crap that it's hard to tell.
mogoh@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 140d
I couldn't tell either.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 140d
Ma'am, we've got better shit to do
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 140d
And much better food to eat.
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 140d
Shit, they're onto us.
Who snitched?
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 140d
Sorry it was me, I spilled my breakfast on the cat and exclaimed "bloody underground trans mafia strikes again"
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 139d
Oceans 11 trans remake when?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 139d
But actually
gndagreborn@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 140d
Honestly, that would be a hilarious trade. A transgender mafia trading chocolate for estrogen.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 139d
Are you kidding me? Shot day is when I crave chocolate the most, I'm not giving that chocolate away.
MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 15 pts · 139d
Lettuce not listen to this grifter.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 140d
Would've been breaking as a parody of disinformation 18 months ago
KitKat heist was very real, though.
(rule)
0ops@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 139d
Knew it
TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 139d
I'm kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 140d
I suggest Liz Truss is a piece of shit
pyre@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 139d
mad-libs headline?
also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 140d
That’s why the salad won
Hominine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 140d
Ah, a Candace Owens for the other side of the pond.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 139d
That sounds... awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!
pringus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 139d
being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 140d
Amazing. I wan a meet them: 3
Godric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 139d
No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.
So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 140d
She's got a good narrative name, and she could have rode the decaying lettuce meme. She's otherwise awful, as a politician. And I'm from the u.s.
Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 139d
She is 100% wrong, like how can someone even think of that?
tempest@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 139d
Imagine for a second that you were rewarded for spouting insane bullshit.
Why she does it isn't the question. The question is why does it work. The people who read this are definitely eating paint chips.
Una@europe.pub · 2 pts · 139d
Yeah I know, this was supposed to be satirical way of me acting as if it is true but me trying to cover up all connections.
davetortoise@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 139d
Everyone look for a suspiciously KitKat-shaped Italian trans person!
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
I look forward to her obituary
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 140d
Hopefully they'll do an episode about her on Respect the Dead when that happens.
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 139d
That's as many as four threes, and that's terrible.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 139d
God I wish this was true
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 140d
She's forcefemming the mafia herself
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 140d
Hey, if anyone deserves1 2 tons of chocolate, it would be the trans mafia
Haaveilija@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 139d
!nottheonion@lemmy.world
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 139d
guess who doesn't have a seat in the uk parlament?