Well, Artemis II can do a flyby of the Alien Space Nazi Moonbase on the dark side and that will get the meteorites going. I'm not sure how he'll manage the locusts. Genetically modified grasshoppers?
They blew up a Starlink satellite a couple days ago; the debris will be reentering the atmosphere over the next couple days.
The term "locust" refers to "insect plagues" in general rather than mutated grasshoppers in particular. There is a new, mutated COVID variant circulating in 25 states that was nicknamed "Cicada".
Look, Americans aren’t good for much but we sure can build shit to hold our ever growing bodies. It might break after a few days but that fat orange diaper wearing fuck is going to die just fine on an American cross.
I cannot wait for those inevitable crazy-assed news stories. His presidential funeral will bring out the craziest of the crazies. Someone will probably be killed for not showing the appropriate sympathy (probably me, who has already ordered a T-shirt with his quote about Robert Muller on it). Then, they will have to have police outside his compound as his followers await his second coming. It’s going to be prime TV, and the world will see how utterly crazy much of the US still is.
the world will see how utterly crazy much of the US still is
the world is looking while the Us is gradually becoming more and more crazy. At this point, there isn't much that can surprise us any more when it comes to the US
“He may not appear alive but that’s actually a good thing because that gives you a chance to eat enough meats and ferments up to the point that you see the truth that he actually is alive.”
leans in throws arm over his shoulder
“I mean the bacteria are but let’s not get lost on the details. I saw a squirrel on the road earlier, you guys up for some heatless bbq?”
When he at some point dies, i am sure that some people will be waiting for him on the third day to come back
Well, at least the ground will be soft from all the tributes. He'll have a choice to make: rest in piss or scrabble back up through it, undead motherfucker.
I'm actually hoping for the undead scenario, because of all his kids that will be so enraged about having to wait for the estate cash that they'll just try to kill him again and again -- but before they can, they have to fight off that wife of his wanting to slurp up the undead soul out of his rotting carcass first.
That is absolutely a movie I'd watch. Or, the president can make my dreams come true, lol
Remember: both guys who almost killed Trump weren’t some “libruls”— they were far-right nutjobs who thought Trump wasn’t extreme enough. If Trump keeps poking this bear, they will try again.
Good fucking grief. WTF do these people see in this guy that makes them want to suck up to him so badly? Hes a malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit and is more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
He promised to get rid of the brown people. And they were told to follow him. That’s it for a lot of them. Blindly following someone because their preacher says to is ingrained in a lot of evangelicals especially.
But also a lot of them believe he was sent by God to kick-start the end times and trigger the Rapture. That’s why a lot of the politicians especially are behind him, and why Biden treated him with kid gloves. You’d be amazed how many statesmen in both the Republican and Democratic Party legit believe in all that ‘end times we go to Heaven and all the disgusting plebeians go to hell’ bullshit.
No one said that under Obama and Biden, if you remember. In fact, I remember it being explicitly forbidden, with lots of liberal tattletales just waiting to take down names and report xtians to the authorities so that they could be stripped of all their assets and thrown into prison, just for acknowledging the baby Jesus!
It was very dark times for xtians. You have no idea the cross they bore, living as xtians in Murica under the Democrat (sic) Party!
The beatification of Trump shouldn't come as a surprise. During his four years in the Liberal Wilderness (you have to start building the mythology), there was a concerted effort to transform him into a Christian Prophet, which the media almost entirely ignored.
During the Biden years, Traitor General Michael Flynn organized a traveling road show of conservative/ evangelical speakers, called the ReAwaken America Tour, which I thought was a bizarre title, since that would make America "Woke," right? Anyway, I digress.
This tour featured speakers extolling the virtues of MAGA and White Christian Nationalism, with the common thread establishing Trump's religious plausibility. All of the MAGA All-Stars appeared at one time or another, but his daughter-in-law Lara, who he wasn't particularly fond of, was a regular. Her standard speech claimed that she was in direct daily contact with God himself, and he had explicitly told her that Trump was his chosen emissary to lead America into its White Christian Nationalist Future. She claims that God TOLD her that Trump was his personally anointed prophet, like Jesus himself.
If you're wondering what Trump thought about that, he later rewarded her with the co-chair of the RNC.
They basically were trying to establish him as a credible religious figure, the way the Apprentice established the myth of him being as a successful businessman. That was their post-Presidential plan, and if he hadn't won the presidency again, Plan B was creating a religion, and it looks like they're starting to dust off that plan again, in case he is forced to leave office in 2028.
The pivot to religion makes perfect sense. A political position can beg for money, but it is heavily regulated. A religion can beg for money from anyone, with no limits on amounts, sources, etc. Not only can they take whatever they want, from anyone they wanted, from anywhere they want, it's tax-exempt, and there are no requirement a to report ANYTHING, from donations to expenditures. It's the perfect operation for a money launderer, which has been Trump's primary business for years.
So when he's out of office, and facing corruption charges from every direction, expect them to play him as a martyr, being persecuted by the ANTIFA Atheists, comparing Trump to Jesus, and the judge to Pontius Pilate, in an attempt to intimidate the prosecution. You wouldn't prosecute JESUS would you?
I personally know someone that cited the bible to demonstrate how Trump was the antichrist. Yes, he sure did still vote for him, because the antichrist is better than a democrat.
Maybe if you were Catholic, Episcopal, Unitarian, Christian Anarchist, etc. you would hold that view. Evangelicals live in an upside-down world and don't even consider the aforementioned denominations as Christians. If you openly held that view in an Evangelical congregation I would worry for your safety.
Already an article about it. Won't change any voting patterns though, as the worst child rapist GOP is better than the greatest blue humanitarian for cons.
So many people in history fit that bill. Funny thing is that there have been antiChrist since biblical times, as stated in 1st John 2:18, not that I expect hatemongers to teach that.
My bio teacher in high school was a hard-core snake-handling tongue-speaking nut. She was also the head of the Bible club.
Should have seen how quickly my As turned to Cs after I told her that despite her protestations, I wanted to learn about evolution and didn't belive in creationism.
Biology teacher in public school..."Evolution is a myth that the tyrannical federal government demands I teach but first let me read you the truth about what really happened: 'In the beginning, God created...'"
My favorite was when she gave me detention for admitting I was an atheist, after she called my mom and my mom said "So what?". Guess she thought I was gonna get a holy beat down, imagine her disappointment.
I was 15, and it was the first time in my life that I saw someones attitude towards me completely change due to the mere fact that I didnt share their religious beliefs. First time, but sadly not the last.
How fucking fragile their beliefs must truly be if they cant even tolerate someone thinking differently than they do like, as a concept, to the point of acting like a total fucking bitch to a child from that day forward.
But...after decades more life experience...all I can say is pretty much par for the course.
Thank christ I got the fuck out of the Bible belt. I no longer live somewhere were institutionalized bigotry is so widely accepted. Like, for example, the time I was threatened with physical violence by a cop after being spotted walking home from the gas station with a Marilyn Manson tshirt only a few months after my Bio teacher crashed out when confronted with my atheism.
Haha some parent had a spectacular meltdown at my school the day after Columbine because my friend was wearing a MM shirt. Fuck these people they’re the same in every generation. They got a disease.
Same woman btw There have been people put in straightjackets for less 🙃 But don't worry guys at least they're getting rid of the religious extremists in Iran 🤦♂️
Bro Amerikkka, the world's laughing at you 😂 I'm convinced that place is not real, a simulation. The most unserious country in the world
Also back in the day that kind of heresy would get you hanged, drawn and quartered or burnt at the stake if you were a woman like her (for the sake of decency since the victim was disembowelled and chopped into 4 pieces while still alive and burning was considered more lenient out of the 2 somehow) we should probably bring that back.
Palm sunday was a few days ago. It will be close enough to prophesy if he's crucified soon enough. It's not assassination if zombie Trump is destined to come alive and get ascended. It's faith in god all mighty to crucify him. Don't question faith.
there are protocols for shit like this. you draw, quarter, burn, desecrate, burn again, then give the remains to the post office to scatter to its all branches around the world to monitor for signs of zombification and vampirification.
that's what happens when you fuck with the post office. at least we used to do it, back when we had standards.
Trump is Jesus. It's ok if they try to water the corpse if they think it will help make zombie Trump rise. Just do the crucifixion part, already. Even if they try the weekend at Bernies plot, just crucify. It will all work out.
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FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca · 120 pts · 161d
If Trump isn't roleplaying the Antichrist from the Book of Revelation, then I don't know what he's doing.
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 161d
Big الْمَسِيحُ الدَّجَّالُ energy
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d
Very nice of you to call him المسبح الدجال instead of جبل الخراء البرتقالي
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 10 pts · 161d
He just needs to get these meteorites and locusts going and it's pretty much perfect.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 161d
To be honest, that's kind of an unimaginative reading.
Nothing says the censers being thrust down from heaven have to be meteorites. They could be orbit-to-surface missiles.
Likewise, the "locusts" described aren't necessarily an insect infestation. They might just as easily be drone swarms.
You know, if we're taking the book of revelation seriously, at least...
FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 161d
Well, Artemis II can do a flyby of the Alien Space Nazi Moonbase on the dark side and that will get the meteorites going. I'm not sure how he'll manage the locusts. Genetically modified grasshoppers?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 161d
They blew up a Starlink satellite a couple days ago; the debris will be reentering the atmosphere over the next couple days.
The term "locust" refers to "insect plagues" in general rather than mutated grasshoppers in particular. There is a new, mutated COVID variant circulating in 25 states that was nicknamed "Cicada".
chaogomu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d
Fun fact, there are only two continents without swarming locusts. Antarctica and North America.
The Rocky Mountain Locust went extinct sometime around 1900, which was some 30 years after the largest swarm ever recorded for any species of locust.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 161d
It just comes so naturally to him...
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 161d
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 51 pts · 161d
When’s the crucifixion? Will it be live streamed?
StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social · 16 pts · 161d
I am not convinced we can find a cross that is able to bear his weight
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 4 pts · 161d
Shouldn’t stop us from trying.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
That's the American spirit! Down with the false king!
Stupidmanager@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
Look, Americans aren’t good for much but we sure can build shit to hold our ever growing bodies. It might break after a few days but that fat orange diaper wearing fuck is going to die just fine on an American cross.
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 161d
When he at some point dies, i am sure that some people will be waiting for him on the third day to come back
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 13 pts · 161d
I cannot wait for those inevitable crazy-assed news stories. His presidential funeral will bring out the craziest of the crazies. Someone will probably be killed for not showing the appropriate sympathy (probably me, who has already ordered a T-shirt with his quote about Robert Muller on it). Then, they will have to have police outside his compound as his followers await his second coming. It’s going to be prime TV, and the world will see how utterly crazy much of the US still is.
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 161d
the world is looking while the Us is gradually becoming more and more crazy. At this point, there isn't much that can surprise us any more when it comes to the US
HermitBee@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 160d
USA: Hold my (watery) beer.
NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 160d
Hey our beer has gotten way better the last decade or two. It's how we wash away The Horrors
HermitBee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 160d
Oh absolutely.
But members of the current administration do not strike me as craft beer enthusiasts.
sdcSpade@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 161d
JD Vance comes out in orange face paint and it will work.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 161d
Not even, they would just make a deepfake and everyone would shit their pants
vegeta@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 161d
With JFK. Jr
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 4 pts · 161d
Frog chocking on listerine voice
“He may not appear alive but that’s actually a good thing because that gives you a chance to eat enough meats and ferments up to the point that you see the truth that he actually is alive.”
leans in throws arm over his shoulder
“I mean the bacteria are but let’s not get lost on the details. I saw a squirrel on the road earlier, you guys up for some heatless bbq?”
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 161d
My god that couldn't fit better for a nurgle cultist.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 2 pts · 161d
Goddamnit, I wasn’t gonna start anymore armies!
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 161d
They’ll AI generate the footage and sell it to the world as facts.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 161d
The application of a stake and garlic would be very appropriate, alongside with nailing the coffin shut and dumping it into the Marianas Trench.
Trump is more demon than man, if the supernatural exists.
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 161d
Well, at least the ground will be soft from all the tributes. He'll have a choice to make: rest in piss or scrabble back up through it, undead motherfucker.
I'm actually hoping for the undead scenario, because of all his kids that will be so enraged about having to wait for the estate cash that they'll just try to kill him again and again -- but before they can, they have to fight off that wife of his wanting to slurp up the undead soul out of his rotting carcass first.
That is absolutely a movie I'd watch. Or, the president can make my dreams come true, lol
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 160d
Can easily be tested. Just crucify him on Friday, and check whether he left the grave on Sunday.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d
Stop, I can only get so erect.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 160d
Good, we need something to pound those nails.
asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 160d
Which girl would Jesus rape?
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 160d
Apparently if he's like a lot of the religious nut jobs, any underage ones.
HermitBee@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 159d
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 160d
homes@piefed.world · 32 pts · 161d
Remember: both guys who almost killed Trump weren’t some “libruls”— they were far-right nutjobs who thought Trump wasn’t extreme enough. If Trump keeps poking this bear, they will try again.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 161d
It's could very well have been a false flag. Russia was stopped organizing a similar attempt on Orban to help his dwindling poll numbers.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 161d
Pretty sure the first guy was a plant. They wiped that ketchup stain off his cheek and it didn't even leave a mark...
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d
Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 161d
Trump is not a political figure. This is a religious movement playing out in real time.
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 26 pts · 161d
What is actually wrong with these people?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 161d
So, so much, I don't know where to start.
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 160d
Cognitive dysfunction?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 159d
Severe brain damage, lacking any form of empathy.
DragonAce@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 160d
Good fucking grief. WTF do these people see in this guy that makes them want to suck up to him so badly? Hes a malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit and is more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
Angrydeuce@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 160d
His ideas about child rape really resonates with them.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 160d
Trump: A malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
Christian God: A malignant narcissiat sociopath piece of shit more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
You can see where they got confused.
Seleni@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d
He promised to get rid of the brown people. And they were told to follow him. That’s it for a lot of them. Blindly following someone because their preacher says to is ingrained in a lot of evangelicals especially.
But also a lot of them believe he was sent by God to kick-start the end times and trigger the Rapture. That’s why a lot of the politicians especially are behind him, and why Biden treated him with kid gloves. You’d be amazed how many statesmen in both the Republican and Democratic Party legit believe in all that ‘end times we go to Heaven and all the disgusting plebeians go to hell’ bullshit.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d
Plus we can say MERRY CHRISTMAS again, everyone!
No one said that under Obama and Biden, if you remember. In fact, I remember it being explicitly forbidden, with lots of liberal tattletales just waiting to take down names and report xtians to the authorities so that they could be stripped of all their assets and thrown into prison, just for acknowledging the baby Jesus!
It was very dark times for xtians. You have no idea the cross they bore, living as xtians in Murica under the Democrat (sic) Party!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 160d
The beatification of Trump shouldn't come as a surprise. During his four years in the Liberal Wilderness (you have to start building the mythology), there was a concerted effort to transform him into a Christian Prophet, which the media almost entirely ignored.
During the Biden years, Traitor General Michael Flynn organized a traveling road show of conservative/ evangelical speakers, called the ReAwaken America Tour, which I thought was a bizarre title, since that would make America "Woke," right? Anyway, I digress.
This tour featured speakers extolling the virtues of MAGA and White Christian Nationalism, with the common thread establishing Trump's religious plausibility. All of the MAGA All-Stars appeared at one time or another, but his daughter-in-law Lara, who he wasn't particularly fond of, was a regular. Her standard speech claimed that she was in direct daily contact with God himself, and he had explicitly told her that Trump was his chosen emissary to lead America into its White Christian Nationalist Future. She claims that God TOLD her that Trump was his personally anointed prophet, like Jesus himself.
If you're wondering what Trump thought about that, he later rewarded her with the co-chair of the RNC.
They basically were trying to establish him as a credible religious figure, the way the Apprentice established the myth of him being as a successful businessman. That was their post-Presidential plan, and if he hadn't won the presidency again, Plan B was creating a religion, and it looks like they're starting to dust off that plan again, in case he is forced to leave office in 2028.
The pivot to religion makes perfect sense. A political position can beg for money, but it is heavily regulated. A religion can beg for money from anyone, with no limits on amounts, sources, etc. Not only can they take whatever they want, from anyone they wanted, from anywhere they want, it's tax-exempt, and there are no requirement a to report ANYTHING, from donations to expenditures. It's the perfect operation for a money launderer, which has been Trump's primary business for years.
So when he's out of office, and facing corruption charges from every direction, expect them to play him as a martyr, being persecuted by the ANTIFA Atheists, comparing Trump to Jesus, and the judge to Pontius Pilate, in an attempt to intimidate the prosecution. You wouldn't prosecute JESUS would you?
osanna@lemmy.vg · 20 pts · 161d
lmao. Jesus, if he existed (debatable), gave fucks about people. Trump cares about no one but himself.
Boiglenoight@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d
Jesus existed in the historical record, but his life is mythologized. We can only rely on interpretations such as this to help give us an understanding of what his life may have been like.
BorgDrone@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 161d
There were a lot of cults in that region in that time period. Jesus may well be an amalgamation of multiple cult leaders.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 161d
haha. that was epic.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 160d
Cool, so we'll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d
Felt cute, might crucify a president later.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 161d
Oh that's strange, I compare him to Hitler. Except Hitler didn't sexually abuse children.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 160d
With the possible exception of his niece.
theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 160d
If I were an Evangelical Christian, I would be screaming my lungs out that this is Antichrist territory.
nomy@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 160d
A good chunk of them believe the Antichrist has to appear to Herald the end of days and they're 100% on board. It's a death cult.
uberfreeza@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d
I personally know someone that cited the bible to demonstrate how Trump was the antichrist. Yes, he sure did still vote for him, because the antichrist is better than a democrat.
theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 160d
Did the guy just ... tactically vote for the apocalypse?
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 160d
There are nuts in the US that vote for the worst person in the hopes that it will rush the 2nd coming.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d
Maybe if you were Catholic, Episcopal, Unitarian, Christian Anarchist, etc. you would hold that view. Evangelicals live in an upside-down world and don't even consider the aforementioned denominations as Christians. If you openly held that view in an Evangelical congregation I would worry for your safety.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d
And when he steals a third and fourth term, they'll all be with him 110%
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 160d
Already an article about it. Won't change any voting patterns though, as the worst child rapist GOP is better than the greatest blue humanitarian for cons.
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 160d
My favorite thing about Biden was how he banned prayer. That was really cool and based
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 160d
Weird for a devout catholic, but I wasn't going to stop him
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 161d
If they nail him to a cross and he's still around three days later, I'll vote for him.
Just like Jesus.
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 161d
Our blessed lord and slaver.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 160d
Oh good! Let's continue the comparison and nail the orange shit to a piece of wood!
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 160d
So Jesus liked to bomb and fuck kids right?
Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 160d
The Antichrist checklist just keeps filling up. Good thing I don't believe in that shit. Apparently the evangelicals don't either.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 160d
He’s done so many things on that checklist it makes me start to wonder if maybe that shit was true after all.
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 160d
So many people in history fit that bill. Funny thing is that there have been antiChrist since biblical times, as stated in 1st John 2:18, not that I expect hatemongers to teach that.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 160d
“Hamanda acka acka racka deda backa sanda acka ambo osa cacka reeté eké banda acka riki dibi asha daaah”
Angrydeuce@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 160d
My bio teacher in high school was a hard-core snake-handling tongue-speaking nut. She was also the head of the Bible club.
Should have seen how quickly my As turned to Cs after I told her that despite her protestations, I wanted to learn about evolution and didn't belive in creationism.
Biology teacher in public school..."Evolution is a myth that the tyrannical federal government demands I teach but first let me read you the truth about what really happened: 'In the beginning, God created...'"
My favorite was when she gave me detention for admitting I was an atheist, after she called my mom and my mom said "So what?". Guess she thought I was gonna get a holy beat down, imagine her disappointment.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 160d
Depending on where this took place she was definitely playing the odds on you getting beaten. Bless her heart.
Angrydeuce@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d
I was 15, and it was the first time in my life that I saw someones attitude towards me completely change due to the mere fact that I didnt share their religious beliefs. First time, but sadly not the last.
How fucking fragile their beliefs must truly be if they cant even tolerate someone thinking differently than they do like, as a concept, to the point of acting like a total fucking bitch to a child from that day forward.
But...after decades more life experience...all I can say is pretty much par for the course.
Thank christ I got the fuck out of the Bible belt. I no longer live somewhere were institutionalized bigotry is so widely accepted. Like, for example, the time I was threatened with physical violence by a cop after being spotted walking home from the gas station with a Marilyn Manson tshirt only a few months after my Bio teacher crashed out when confronted with my atheism.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 160d
Haha some parent had a spectacular meltdown at my school the day after Columbine because my friend was wearing a MM shirt. Fuck these people they’re the same in every generation. They got a disease.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d
People are laughing but that's a direct verbatim quote.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 160d
I took several minutes of my life to transcribe that as precisely as possible
https://youtu.be/aBejyHI6qr0
G3NI5Y5@europe.pub · 7 pts · 160d
Imagine being so desperately religious that you choose one of the worst human beings in history to be the new Messiah of yours 😂🤣.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 159d
Donvict is nothing at all like the character of Jesus as described in "the" bible.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 159d
He's more like the anti-christ.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 159d
Neither is the Gun Jesus all those soft-brained religiophiles invoke down there.
JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org · 6 pts · 160d
Just imagine what would have happened if Obama's faith advisor did something like that.
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 159d
All of these people are delusional idiots
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d
Same woman btw There have been people put in straightjackets for less 🙃 But don't worry guys at least they're getting rid of the religious extremists in Iran 🤦♂️
Bro Amerikkka, the world's laughing at you 😂 I'm convinced that place is not real, a simulation. The most unserious country in the world
Also back in the day that kind of heresy would get you hanged, drawn and quartered or burnt at the stake if you were a woman like her (for the sake of decency since the victim was disembowelled and chopped into 4 pieces while still alive and burning was considered more lenient out of the 2 somehow) we should probably bring that back.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 161d
If Trump was Jesus, the Romans would have been 100% correct to do ALL the things. There are few creatures more odious than Trump.
devolution@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 159d
Greatest way to make future athiests.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 161d
I thought Jesus came back with extra holes that you could stick your finger into. Probably not the best part of the movie to try to be in real life.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 160d
Palm sunday was a few days ago. It will be close enough to prophesy if he's crucified soon enough. It's not assassination if zombie Trump is destined to come alive and get ascended. It's faith in god all mighty to crucify him. Don't question faith.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d
there are protocols for shit like this. you draw, quarter, burn, desecrate, burn again, then give the remains to the post office to scatter to its all branches around the world to monitor for signs of zombification and vampirification.
that's what happens when you fuck with the post office. at least we used to do it, back when we had standards.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 160d
Trump is Jesus. It's ok if they try to water the corpse if they think it will help make zombie Trump rise. Just do the crucifixion part, already. Even if they try the weekend at Bernies plot, just crucify. It will all work out.
Shanmugha@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 160d
Hm, took long enough
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 161d
I thought it was worse when he compared himself to Elvis.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d
Idk maybe he can die on the toilet
super_user_do@feddit.it · 2 pts · 160d
Jesus would be disgusted to see people doing such crimes in his name and basically doing the opposite of what he said
HubertManne@piefed.social · 3 pts · 160d
"If Jesus saves, well He'd better save Himself From the gory glory seekers who use His name in death Oh Jesus save me" hymn 43 - jethro tull
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 160d
I’m all for him being compared with Jesus during Easter, just another pathway to his likeness being eligible on their currency.