Donald Trump spokesman forced to deny US President death and hospital rumours

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-health-hospital-rumours-36970233

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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 307 pts · 154d (29 replies)

Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker's dead yet.

Boiglenoight@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 154d (5 replies)

I think you just explained why I do this. I thought I had just developed an addiction to the news over the past six months, but this hit me.

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 154d (4 replies)

Matrix has you

X@piefed.world · 7 pts · 154d (3 replies)

What’re you tryin’ to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 154d (1 reply)

No, what i am saying is, you won't have to

gdog05@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 154d

Do you think that's RSS you're reading?

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 154d

This hook you're describing is intentional

NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 154d (14 replies)

And putin.

Jaybird@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 154d (13 replies)
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 68 pts · 154d (11 replies)

And many many more..

Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I'm saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.

Soulg@ani.social · 21 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Is the Tom Hanks thing a joke or do I not know something

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 154d

"Yes" to the former, "probably" to the latter 🤷🏻

HejMedDig@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 154d

I would assume it hints to this video of Tom Hanks and Arya Starks list of people she wants to kill

https://youtu.be/Uj6iT_zQTk8

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 154d (3 replies)

Tom Hanks, but no Garth Brooks? The man's a monster

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 154d

He's not important enough to be specifically named but he's included in "and many many more" 😉

thallamabond@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Nah, Garth Brooks is alright, but Chris Gaines is probably a serial killer.

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d

Chris Gaines is definitely responsible for all the bodies. That's why Garth can never remember any of it when confronted. Advanced Disillusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage

NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Without your edit I was gonna be like damn man, that's a lot of people to be waking up each day checking to see if they died yet.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 154d (1 reply)

NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d

Perfect 👌

CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d

Should make bingo cards.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 154d

There's definitely a list. But Trump is number one.

0li0li@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 154d

For me it's him, Putin and any billionaire.

zbyte64@awful.systems · 10 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Is there a newsletter but it's just about what evil person has died for that day? I feel like there's a good market for that.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 154d

How do I sign up for this?

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 154d

Same, friend. Same.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 153d

I check the front page of the newspaper for obituaries. The guy says they're in the back. I tell them not the one I'm looking for.

mimavox@piefed.social · 1 pts · 153d

Or if he has dropped a nuke yet.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Why would you want to start pretty much every day with depressing news?

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 153d

There will be a day when it's not depressing.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 174 pts · 154d (15 replies)

Has he considered the ratings he'd get with a death announcement though? They'd be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 72 pts · 154d (10 replies)

If they make a death announcement and then he shows up on TV again in 3 days, it will really feed into his base thinking he's literally Jesus.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Please don’t give them any ideas….

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 154d

I mean they might also blame his death on Iran.

end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 154d

I bet that's exactly their plan with this

Dultas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 154d (5 replies)

Are there any online bedding places with a spike in Trump dead bets? That'll be the easiest way to know before it gets announced.

showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website · 6 pts · 154d (2 replies)

There’s been no real spike in Trump out of office by 2027 market recently but it’s crawled up a point in the last day. I doubt you’ll find anyone to take a bet on death, to easy to fix (we should be so lucky) but there are several online betting markets that will take your action on out by the end of the year for whatever reason.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 5 pts · 154d (1 reply)

I should take a bet that he stays in office.

That way, either way -- I win!

logi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d

Literally hedging your bets.

echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 154d (1 reply)

No what you want to be looking at is if anybody's making any unusual stock investments. Is anyone acting as if suddenly the tariffs are going to be going away very soon?

Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 153d

I think that's what they said .

InTheTreetop@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 154d

With the backlash that happened from The Death of Superman, I agree that he should definitely do this.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 37 pts · 154d

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 154d (2 replies)

I've heard of kill the messenger. Give the messenger a congressional medal of honor!!!!!!

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d

Except that congress isnt worth much either. Might as well be a FIFA medal of honor.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d

Instead of a Presidential Medal of Freedom, a medal of freedom from the president.

YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 99 pts · 154d (7 replies)

Maybe people around the world should celebrate his death, even though he’s alive, just so he can see how many people hate him.

SheepHerder@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 154d (5 replies)

Are the No Kings protests not enough?

Tilgare@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Is there really a limit for how much hate he deserves?

atropa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 154d
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Murse@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 154d

...I mean, we're still stuck with a king, sooo...

Strider@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 154d

No

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 153d

Demonstrably not.

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 153d

That can be the theme of the next No Kings protest. I bet we crack 10 million people for that.

dhork@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 154d (11 replies)

Watch that asshole make an appearance tomorrow and his idiot followers will call it proof that he is the Second Coming of Christ....

saltesc@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 154d (6 replies)

I still don't get how they don't see the Antichrist comparisons. Though their Bible—which they know fuck all about—covers the Antichrist idiots being easily deceived too.

dhork@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 154d (1 reply)

I actually have a theory about that. Regardless of whether you believe that the Bible is divinely inspired or not, clearly its authors knew a lot about human nature.

Humans haven't changed much in 2000 years. Narcissistic assholes existed then, they exist today. Some scholars think that the authors were really describing Emperor Nero. It's not a stretch to think that a description of Nero back then might sound a lot like Trump today.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 153d

Wouldn't be surprised. Much of the Bible is just straight up plagiarised from Mesopotamian culture and stories. Why stop the slapdash there? May as well add in a "Fuck the Romans" bit and pair them to one of the monsters beasts.

FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 154d

TBF, the Antichrist (as popularly understood) doesn't really show up in the Bible and is a character created largely in the 20th century by Voltron-ing together a bunch of obscure passages. In the Bible, the term is used like four times and refers to people who are, literally, anti-Christ. (source: am Episcopal priest who escaped fundamentalist Christianity and has spent an inordinate amount of time studying the Apocalyptic writings in the Bible)

CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 154d (1 reply)

There's a segment of Christianity that thinks someone like Trump will bring about the rapture so they support him fully.

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 154d

Yeah, they’re full blown “the End Times are nigh, and we’ll all be raptured to heaven if we help it along” level crazies, but they vote like clockwork.

ZombieChicken@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 154d

Fundamentalist and Evangelicals struggle with reading comprehension and long-term retention.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Its nice to know that he must make an appearance tomorrow or rumors of his demise will tank the economy further. Since its easter the president must make an appearance.

ZombieChicken@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 154d

Are you sure it would tank? It might get a hefty boost...

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Please no. Ugh, he's gonna do it, isn't he. Why are all of his actions so on the nose and tacky?

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 154d

Because he doesn't know any better. He is, truly and actually, one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever failson his way into a position of power, and this is backed up by testimony of his teachers.

An 8 year old child, or even ChatGPT, can reliably predict his actions in advance because he really is actually that simple. He has specific reactions to specific stimuli that can always be gamed because they're always the same. Guy operates like one of the ghosts in Pac-Man. If you know how his actions are wired you can lead him by the nose down whatever path you want.

His investors and handlers know this and use it to push their agendas. Everyone else makes the mistake of trying to speak at him like he's a sapient creature, and that fails to get results because he doesn't operate like a sapient creature does.

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 61 pts · 154d (11 replies)

I know it's probably not gonna happen but man oh man....

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 48 pts · 154d (9 replies)

sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 154d (8 replies)

would be a shame if he dies before going to a trial for all his past and present crimes

dhork@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 154d

We don't have to let that stop us

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

neuromorph@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 154d (2 replies)

We can size the estate and hold all collaborators to justice, like they do with RICO

qualia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Size that thing!

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 154d

Seize it, then size it , then sell it

elbucho@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 154d (1 reply)

We should treat him like an Egyptian pharoah, and entomb him with all of his cabinet members.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 154d

That's too dignified, make a corpse circle like that one ancient site in Germany.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 8 pts · 154d

He's never going to face any meaningful trial for that. Give up on it. Death is the best we can hope for.

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 154d

chaogomu@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 154d

It would be super funny if Trump was alive for the denial of his death, but then died immediately after.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Keep in mind that the Daily Mirror is a dubiously reliable British tabloid and extremely eager to sensationalize any crumbs they can get. Also keep in mind that baseless social media rumors are extremely easy to start when people want them to be true.

In this case, "forced to deny US president death and hospital rumors" means (per their own article):

Trump's personal spokesman, Steven Cheung, posted on X: "There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him."

It would be actually hilarious if this antichrist-type dies on Easter weekend, but I don't have my hopes up more than any other day.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 24 pts · 154d

I want to believe

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 154d

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.

If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.

But pleeeeeaaaaase don't be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.

madjo@piefed.social · 38 pts · 154d (7 replies)

Given how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he's dead. YAY!

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 28 pts · 154d (6 replies)

When he actually does croak, I wonder how long they'll hide it and what lengths they'll go to in order to keep it a secret...

GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Oh that’s easy - they’ll hide it until Jan 21. 2027, so that Vance is still eligible for two full terms.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d (1 reply)

He might begin to smell by then.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 154d

He crossed that line years ago.

Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org · 6 pts · 154d (1 reply)

What if he actually died months ago?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d

Then they've stuffed him with an Optimus which is slowly degrading due to being coated in him.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d

They will Weekend at Bernie’s him for several weeks I’m sure of it.

null@lemmy.org · 35 pts · 154d (5 replies)

But Biden's too old.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 154d (4 replies)

Two things can be true.

zbyte64@awful.systems · 4 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Guy literally has cancer. It's friggin elder abuse what they did.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Trump might have cancer too. Nobody knows why he's getting all these diagnostic tests over the last year

echodot@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 154d

He's very clearly got dementia. This can lead to all sorts of secondary medical conditions, a big one being circulation issues which would explain his bruising.

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 153d

No! Only my! one! thing! /s

Etterra@discuss.online · 35 pts · 154d

Nobody likes a corpse tease.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 153d

Bah. You'll know he's actually dead when it shows up on Polymarket.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 29 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Another mini stroke? We'll see him from a distance for couple of days and then we will appear publicly with a slightly more drooping face.

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 154d

And some new way to fuck up the world further.

iMastari@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 153d

Another Weekend at Bernie’s

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 153d (6 replies)

What would you say is the percentage of people on this planet waiting to see him finally die, something like 98%?

8oow3291d@feddit.dk · 23 pts · 153d (5 replies)

Russia thinks the Trump Presidency is amazing for them. First Trump cuts support for Ukraine, then Trump blames Ukraine for keeping the war going by dastardly not surrendering to Russia. And now Trump is raising global oil proces, radically increasing the income of the Russian state. All while delegitimizing the US.

China probably cheers on the weakening of US power too. And US Republicans also overwhelmingly supports Trump, for reasons known only to them.

So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America) and Republicans (but I repeat myself), way less than 98% of people wants Trump dead.

Inucune@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 153d (1 reply)

Don't forget wasting all our missiles and munitions in Iran so we won't have a stockpile when we or one of our actual allies gets attacked.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -8 pts · 153d

Yes. "All". Your "actual allies" get attacked. Good grief. Isn't it exhausting to see enemies behind every tree?

But again, don't stop, the entertainment value is unmatched.

hamid@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 153d

It is so funny USAmericans need to blame Russia for your own shitty corrupt settler colonial society instead of just taking responsibility. It isn't Russia. If anything the government in Russia is the result of US actions, not the other way around. You literally over threw the Soviet Union with color revolutions than installed Yeltzin there then worked with Putin for a long time before deciding to shift the blame to him. You are the evil ones. You are the illegitimate ones. Death to the USA.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -8 pts · 153d (1 reply)

My goodness conspiracy theorists are always so fun to watch.

Did Putin also cleverly wait for Biden to be president to invade?

The plot goes deeper than you think!

lol you guys are great!

"So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America)"

I see, but you let your great industry leaders outsource all their manufacturing to China. Unless.... China controlled them all since the start even when China was a bunch of fishing villages!!

Oh boy you guys. Don't stop. You're better than a convoluted '80s soap opera!

turdburglar@piefed.social · 0 pts · 153d

english as a second language much?

phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 154d

Quit with this Weekend at Bernie’s crap. Just die, please. Lots of real estate for you in Hell.

bold_atlas@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 154d (1 reply)

JD Vance smothered him with a couch cushion.

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 10 pts · 154d

I think his thing is to smother the cushions.

atropa@piefed.social · 21 pts · 154d (11 replies)
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merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 153d (7 replies)

If Trump dies, Vance takes over and he might be even worse. The point is to oppose the system that created Trump, not this particular figurehead, which can always be replaced.

KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 153d (5 replies)

Vance doesn't have a grip on this idiot minions like Trump does. I also think Russia gave Trump a bunch of dirt on GOP members which he has been more than willing to exploit. I can't honestly think of any other reason they bend over and take his bullshit.

Vance is an asshole, and probably a little evil, but he's also a huge wimp. People will steamroll right over him.

I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 153d (1 reply)

MAGA, yes, but the disease that caused it all will still fester.

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 153d

yup. the cult won't survive the loss of the cult leader. however, the cultists will still remain. 45/47 wasn't even the cult leader until about 3 years after the cult had started reshaping republican politics. the death of 47 will bring about a great reshuffling, not the permanent end of all human suffering. the things that need doing are for us to educate the children on how to recognize and resist fascism. fascism will remain a threat to all humanity so long as a single person carries its flame in their heart. so learn: authoritarianism is not about the authority (person) it's about the authoritarians (people). authoritarianism is only made possible by people voluntarily carrying out the actions demanded by dear leader. if you want to stop dear leader you have to gather a coalition of people who believe other things are possible.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 153d

Yeah, nobody is out there ready to cover their mobility scooters in Vance merch.

DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 153d

Vance is Peter Thiel's boy. Who doesn't Thiel have dirt on?

merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 153d

I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.

I wish I shared your optimism. It won't, but time will tell with certainty.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 153d

Vance is a bitdh though. Unloved. That is our chance to take the country back. Oh right, you guys are letting establishment dems run the opposition. huh. enjoy hell dumbshits.

RosaLuxemburgsGhost@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 153d (2 replies)

The dictator and criminal is US imperialism and all of the mini-imperialist countries. The system that demands the type of behavior, and that causes the world to suffer remains fully in tact after this figurehead who is a particularly distasteful ruler is no longer. This isn’t just a Trump problem….as terrible as he is.

dustyData@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 153d (1 reply)

Never let perfection be the enemy of good. Yes, the disappearance of Trump wouldn't be a permanent solution forever of the US fascism. But an improvement is an improvement. A fight for freedom and justice is eternal, there will always be a new shit head trying to drag nations into authoritarian fascism. The point is that we keep pushing for change.

Evil greatest ally is apathy.

DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 153d

You're telling Rosa Luxemburg's ghost we need to keep pushing for change?

NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Time to watch him rant after having five gills of meth injected into his body. Again.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 153d

Oh that can't be good for him.

...

:) do it again.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 154d

Happy Easter?!

Kaesekalup@lemmy.wtf · 18 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Did he dead?

echodot@feddit.uk · 23 pts · 154d

Well if so that's going to round off a very nice week for the astronauts.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 154d (5 replies)

I don't want him to die in a hospital.

Ideally, I want him to die in jail or to follow his leader.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 154d (2 replies)

I’m not that picky.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Yeah I mean, I'll take a win. But there is a loss of power preference scale from like Nixon (lowest) to Mussolini (highest)

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d

Imagine Donald hanging around a gas station with a sign showing $7/gallon prices behind him.

phx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d (1 reply)

The problem with evil-but-connected people going to jail is that another similarly evil person may get them out again...

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 154d

Ideally, I want him to die in jail

Hard to get out of death.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 154d (6 replies)

I'm gonna be pissed if this son of a bitch happens to die when I can't have alcohol. Come on man, go into a coma for two weeks then die so I can pop a bottle properly

echodot@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 154d (2 replies)

You're probably ok because they're going to Weekend at Bernie's him for a while while he trying to figure out what they're going to do.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 153d (1 reply)

My fear is that they've already been doing this for a while now, with a combination of impersonators and deepfakes -- and thus "Trump" will never die.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 153d

The Waldo Trump Moment

ctrl_alt_esc@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Why can you not have alcohol?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 153d (1 reply)

Minor surgery the other day

ctrl_alt_esc@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 153d

Speedy recovery!

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 153d

Pope Francis, after meeting JD Vance, died the day after Easter in 2025.

It would be infinitely funny if someone else, after meeting with JD Vance, would die the day after Easter 2026 too.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 11 pts · 154d (3 replies)
frongt@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 154d

The ny post is not a valid source of anything except hot air

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 154d (1 reply)

In March, Carville admitted he had “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and hopes to hate the president even more.

Fucking based.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 154d

So fetch

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 154d (3 replies)

Best Easter since 2026 years ago. Hands down. Or out sideways. IDK. I hope for us folks on the west coast of the USA a shared thought that I’d rather not say (or type) aloud (or online). But we all know deep down that there is one thing aside from marshmallow🐥’s , Cadbury Eggs & Jelly Beans that we all crave. I am not talking about Ham, scalloped potatoes, asparagus & Hollandaise & fresh Rolls.

8oow3291d@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Best Easter since 2026 years ago.

What does that even mean?

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 153d

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 153d

Time is an infinite loop.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 154d

Now, given his spokespeople lie almost as much as he does ...

orenj@leminal.space · 9 pts · 153d

Wild to see the united states lich project coming to fruition in our lifetime. Or their omegaverse project backfiring and the president (an omega) going into heat for the second time, forcing another coverup.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 154d

He ded

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 154d

If only...

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 154d (3 replies)

He's posting on Truth Social again, sadly.

madjo@piefed.social · 15 pts · 154d

he has a team do that for him.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 9 pts · 154d (1 reply)

With or without correct grammar and spelling?

merc@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 154d

All caps or like a normal person?

wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 154d

Don't get my hopes up.

ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com · 6 pts · 154d
RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 154d

With the adrenochrome strategic reserve left over from the ranch and island, he's going to be around for a very long time.

TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d

Trump has died ... of laughter over these Dean Martin celebrity roasts.

I don't know how to say this: kim bassinger? Base-in-ger, bass-in-ger?

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 154d (2 replies)

If he's dead then someone else is posting on TS

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 154d (1 reply)

That's not strange, it's often that a media team is controlling a president's social media in case he isn't capable of posting himself. That's why some posts seem like they are written by a toddler and some have a more formal and a bit less uneducated formulation, which seem to be weird for someone with a toddler brain.

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 154d

Yeah I get that

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 154d

Forced to? Did they have a gun to their head?

justaman123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d

Yeah the fact they are denying that he's dead is pretty rad

iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d
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shweddy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Why can't donnie say it?

frongt@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 154d

It probably takes a full day of prep before they can put him in front of a camera.

unphazed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d

He just needs to make it past this weekend of all weekends... then whatever.

Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 154d

one of his safe spaces, when he needs to hide from epstein file news, especially when he replaced BONDI with BLANCHE THE MOST obvious connectiont maxwell and Epstein.