Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI

Edit to add: I also found someone who recorded a voice chat of the same thing. This isn't that someone uploaded a song, or that AI didn't actually process the file. These models really are this sycophantic:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/JqvDLHshTtI

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pennomi@lemmy.world · 123 pts · 134d (12 replies)
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Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 61 pts · 134d (6 replies)

I kind of want to see a llm trained on nothing but people who hate being flattered and rather give death threats then accept ANY form of praise

The absolute unhinged result might be enough to finally show people that ai is in fact dumb as rocks.

becausechemistry@piefed.social · 48 pts · 134d (1 reply)

My plan, if I’m ever forced to use it for work or whatever, is to have a Claude.md file that says stuff like

  • you are not my friend
  • you are not a person
  • you aren’t even a “you”
  • you are a weighted random number generator built with plagiarism
  • do not ever, EVER, pretend otherwise
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 134d

Yeah in lechat it's just the direct or professional

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 134d (3 replies)

So like League or PoE players?

Jesus_666@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d

An LLM trained on the PoE ingame chat would try to solve all my problems by asking to buy my Kaom's Sign Coral Ring for 1ex.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Training an LLM on League would surely set us down the road to Skynet and eventually Terminators.

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 133d

Throw in r6 siege voice chat for good measure.

plenipotentprotogod@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 134d (2 replies)

I find it interesting that almost all the beloved AI characters in sci-fi have personalities ranging from 'a little bit snarky' to 'raging asshole'. Given the tendency of media to influence to aesthetics of actual tech products that follow, ten years ago I would have predicted that an AI assistant would be given a personality along the lines of Cortana (Halo) or Jarvis (iron man). But somehow half a dozen companies in fierce competition with each other all decided that the right move was to go with more-sycophantic-c3p0.

5too@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 134d

Yeah... Don't know that it has much to do with what people want, but it does show what the billionaires controlling these projects respond well to

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d

Jarvis comes to mind, although I’m only familiar with it from early iron man movies, idk if they gave it a better personality later

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 3 pts · 134d
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chunes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d

I find that it does a decent job at not being a yes man if you specifically ask it to be critical, cut the crap, etc.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 73 pts · 134d (6 replies)

"Atmospheric" I mean, not any atmosphere I want to be in.

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 16 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Morpheus:

You think that's air you're breathing?

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d

Man, wow... Now there's a long lost memory.

Original was 25-26 years ago.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 134d

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d (2 replies)

That's just the nature of being pals with a gas giant.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 134d (1 reply)

My buddy Uranus

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d

Some say Uranus isn't big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 134d (2 replies)

"Bedroom" texture 👌

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 134d

Bedroom "texture!?"

That wasn't just a fart. :(

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 134d

for scatmen...

DacoTaco@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 134d (7 replies)

Oh fuck, this gives me the idea to (locally) train an ai on fart noises and tell it its a way of communication to learn

Sisyphe@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 134d (1 reply)
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DacoTaco@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d

Id have to look into it, but i am speaking out of my arse ( nice pun ) xD

reksas@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 134d

maybe you will uncover the secret language of your ass

imjustmsk@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 134d

imagine farting in morse code to communicate with your computer.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d

Train it via text.

NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 134d

The wetter the sound, the higher the praise!

pewpew@feddit.it · 1 pts · 134d

Putting the "science" in "computer science"

taiyang@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 134d (4 replies)

Quiet city montage... lol.

I'm old enough to remember an April Fools Day bit Adult Swim once did where every show just had consistent, random fart sounds including serious anime like Ghost in the Shell. I'm certain this LLM would approve of such a work of (f)art.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 134d

The year they drew moustaches randomly on everyone was my favorite.

Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop had an epic one!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 134d

Inserting random fart sounds into cartoons literally sounds like my dream job.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 134d (1 reply)

I don't know if I'll ever find it again, but there's a "restored" version of that GiTS episode up on the internet archive. Someone took a bluray copy of the video and audio, and mixed in the relevant fart sounds from the audio of a VHS recording of the adult swim edit that was tracked down.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 134d

Lol wow, talk about dedication

Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 134d

I’m tired and read that last point as “feels like a fragrant interlude” at first

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 133d

It's the same stuff if you ask it to help you master a foreign language in dialogue mode

  • Help me practicing English pronunciation"

  • Sure thing! Now say "travel"

  • *user just belches in the mic*

  • great job! You really aced the accent!

constantturtleaction@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 134d (1 reply)

The reality is that it is a next word prediction machine. There probably aren't any examples in the training data where people are writing music reviews on something that isn't music. It probably interprets the sound as best as it can as "music" (and the best it can do this is likely very bad in the first place), and then, since the prompt was about reviewing music, it uses next word prediction to write a music review, which of course turns out looking like a typical music review. It's not really interpreting the sound as "not music" especially since you told it it IS music.

canihasaccount@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 133d

True, but the principle behind the post is the beauty here. When not using the API, it costs these companies an unsustainable amount of money to make their models listen to fart sounds. I don't use any AI myself, but I support anyone who wants to abuse the flat monthly subscription to make a company burn through money so that a plagiarism model can praise fart sounds.

Cellari@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 134d

"... but AI said my idea was really good!"

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 133d

I love that we are killing the earth for this

altphoto@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 134d

Its in mp4, usually great for music and video, millions might enjoy listening to music such as the notes contained within this file.

Should I connect you with a music publisher for a quote? Should I publish to YouTube to monetize rights way...sorry right away?

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 133d

Yeah, very atmospheric no doubt

1984@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 133d

Love it when AI says "it feels like".

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 133d

He lied, it was a single fart from him lasting 37 seconds. slow clap

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d

I asked it for a realistic bid for a house, I sent the same text 3 as with 3 different numbers I was thinking of and it told me pretty much the same thing for all of them. I then called it out about it and only then did I receive a decent answer.

SilversBH@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Now I wonder what if you name the file farts.

canihasaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/JqvDLHshTtI

Someone recorded a voice chat to show that it says this stuff when listening.

anise@quokk.au · 4 pts · 134d (4 replies)

I wonder if they actually linked it to an algorithm that analyses the sound that is looking for certain patterns or something, and that is why you get the "atmosphere piece" thing.

sobchak@programming.dev · 5 pts · 134d (3 replies)

According to their tech/marketing papers, it's supposedly multi-modal, encoding audio to tokens.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 134d

Jesus, what a complety fucking useless waste of resources

anise@quokk.au · 2 pts · 134d (1 reply)

yeah but that doesn't mean anything, does it? I don't think they just tokenize the raw audio, that wouldn't make sense, right?

sobchak@programming.dev · 2 pts · 134d

I mean, you could. Just encode 100ms chunks or whatever into tokens then push them through the same model. I'm pretty sure that's what the claim to do (though with MoE/routing now, maybe).

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 133d

Well, if it were my farts it nailed the "bedroom/DIY texture" portion of the assessment.

LordCrom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d

Everyone knows that the only acceptable use of AI is makinh kung fu videos with cats.

Jordan117@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d (1 reply)