Ukraine shuts down arms network that supplied weapons to Steven Seagal
https://kyivindependent.com/ukraine-shuts-down-arms-network-that-supplied-weapons-to-steven-seagal/
https://kyivindependent.com/ukraine-shuts-down-arms-network-that-supplied-weapons-to-steven-seagal/
104 Comments
Maiq@piefed.social · 117 pts · 116d
Seagal's wikipedia page reads like he's in the running for biggest shitbag actor award.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 116d
Emphasis added for clarity.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 43 pts · 116d
Hey man, he sometimes stands up in his latest movies.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 116d
SFX have gotten so good that you can barely hear the grunting.
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 116d
Wouldn't even have to use SFX to be convincing. Just dump a few hundred pounds of dog shit on a little trolley, put a stupid toupee on top, and wheel it around slowly on some rope. Nobody would tell the difference.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 116d
I'm trying to imagine this, but my mind keeps showing me Steven Seagal...
radix@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 116d
They really are good at painting out wire work in movies these days.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 10 pts · 116d
I hope that's not the case. One example in this video someone posted the other day, he's doing a sex scene sat down and fully clothed. He's basically a marionette at this point.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 116d
VFX at its limits
Archer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 116d
Walks fatly around corners, even
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 116d
I bet it's ai
EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 14 pts · 116d
Corrected method of movement.
luthis@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 116d
Seagal’s wikipedia page reads like he’s in the slow shuffling walk for biggest shitbag "actor" award.
LordMayor@piefed.social · 37 pts · 116d
Have you seen him lately? He hasn’t run for anything in a long time. It’s actually funny if you watch his later movies, he’s mostly sitting down through the whole thing.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 116d
What the hell happened to him? Wasn't he like a martial arts guy for real in the 80s?
ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 116d
He was never as great a martial artist as he thought he was (just ask Gene LeBell), but he at least used to be... you know... mobile.
He got old. And soft. And round.
Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 116d
That was 40 years ago
Maiq@piefed.social · 7 pts · 116d
The last movie I saw with him was Under Siege after release. Left disappointed. Far more of a Jackie Chan/Tony Jaa kind of martial action films.
NABDad@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 116d
The best Steven Seagal movie I've ever seen, really the only good one, was Executive Decision.
Like other Steven Seagal movies, you see he's in it, and you groan and think, "this is going to suck." Then 20 minutes into the movie he's killed off, and you can relax and enjoy the rest.
toynbee@piefed.social · 9 pts · 116d
I liked Exit Wounds, in which he demonstrated that the fastest way to steal a car is by using a key fob.
In all fairness, that's the only thing I remember about that movie and I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything else with him in it. Excluding Space Ice YouTube videos.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 116d
That one had a pretty good cast outside of Seagal himself. Same director also did Romeo Must Die and Cradle 2 the grave with some of the same cast, but no Seagal. Those are slightly better movied since... No Seagal lol
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 116d
Space Ice is that you?
toynbee@piefed.social · 1 pts · 116d
It's not, but I did reference his videos in the next line!
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 116d
Under Siege was only worth watching, just to see Erika Eleniak.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 116d
Yet boomers will clap and call it art
Hasherm0n@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 116d
Behind the bastards (podcast) had a good two part episode on him.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 116d
The bar is high, but he's definitely in the running.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 116d
How has this rancid bratwurst not ended up in the Trump administration by this point?
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 116d
And give up his position in Putin's administration? No way.
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 116d
Eh, Putin's in charge of both anyway, so there's not much difference.
nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 116d
Why not both?
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 116d
Maybe he doesn't like kids 🤷♀️
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 116d
He's too busy attending Putin's parades, which is something he literally does
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 114d
He outranks trump already.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 116d
Hey I'm going you need you to be more respectful of bratwursts here.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 53 pts · 116d
Every time you think this timeline can't get any more nonsensical and inane, it throws a "Steven Seagal is a gun runner for Russia" curve ball at you.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 116d
So why isn't he in the Trump cabinet?
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 116d
His ego didn't fit through the door.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 115d
Is he also a pedo?
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 116d
My first aikido masters were former students of Sensei Fat. They refused to speak of it. He must have been a real piece of work, even then.
cabillaud@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 115d
That makes you the disciple of Steven Seagal's disciple. Awesome.
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 114d
The grand disciple of Steven Seagal.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 116d
Anyone got a link to that video where he's fighting and older, but all of his opponents are falling down with barely any effort? It wasn't a movie but a dojo setting from what I remember.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 116d
Steven Seagal shows how to fight off multiple opponents?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 116d
No, the one I remember seeing he's all fat and bloated and stationary in a white gui. Opponents are running at him and he's barely doing anything, but the people running at him are obviously taking a fall. Maybe I imagined it all.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 116d
No, I remember seeing that. I think it was a news clip from Russia.
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 116d
Top comment lol:
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 116d
I'm gonna go on a tangent here.
While that is obviously what's called compliant demonstrations, there is a degree of misconception about what a training partner is going to be doing during active sparring, or non compliant training.
See, grappling arts in general, as well as arts that feature throws and joint manipulations, include training in how to either counter or mitigate the effectiveness of the techniques being used. For one, if you run into it ina competition or real fight, knowing how to counter is always a plus. But training itself is risky. Even a really chill, friendly dojo means that at some point, you'll be hitting the ground, or having your body twisted.
So, you learn not just how to fall safely, but to roll, flip, or otherwise use your body to reduce the effectiveness of a throw or joint manipulation. And when you're doing that, it kinda looks similar to what the performers are doing in that video, just a good bit more energetic.
Those aikidoka throwing themselves around aren't just faking it to make segal look competent. They're using good techniques to counter the moves being performed, if it were all real, active sparring.
Tbh, when it comes down to the techniques being performed, he's not even that bad. They're being applied correctly, if with less than ideal footwork and mechanics. The problem isn't that segal doesn't so aikido well, it's that he's a fake in other ways, and aikido has never been a combat system. To phrase it the way some folks active in martial arts say it, it's a do, not a jutsu. And that's true. Aikido is less about fight training than it is self development. There's nothing wrong with that at all. It just isn't the same thing as something like jujitsu where there is fight focused training and methodology.
It could be. Aikijutsu exists. And some aikido is taught/trained with active resistance and cross training with other arts. When done that way, it's not as bad as people make it out to be, though I'd still argue there's better ways to reach a given degree of self defense or sport combat effectiveness.
But, yeah, that video is essentially an ego stroking demo, not even an actual demo of aikido techniques.
inari@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 116d
Cumtown has a great bit about his movies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 116d
another good video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 116d
That was hilarious, thank you sir!
joe_archer@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 116d
What the hell is going on with his hair?
Madison420@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 116d
It's fake as fuck and he decided to go for the lupin the third look.
Hubi@feddit.org · 22 pts · 116d
It's 3D printed
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 116d
It's Lego
ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 116d
It's AI generated.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 116d
ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 116d
He was auditioning to be Eddie Munster on a possible spinn-off series.
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 116d
Why would Seagal need weapons?
SouthFresh@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 116d
To defend the VantaBlack he's spraying on his head
frank@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 116d
He's a massive Putin daddy's boy. I'm guessing so he can give them to Russia
nosuchanon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 116d
The OG gravey seal.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 116d
Imagine being such a shitty dictator that you have to hang out with the likes of 2020s Steve Seagal 😂
Zagam@piefed.social · 20 pts · 116d
This is hands down the best thing Seagal has ever been in.
https://youtu.be/3aCMTpJx2cs
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 116d
Bobby Fingers! Been a while since the last one.
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social · 6 pts · 116d
also he deleted/unlisted quite a few videos. for example the one where he makes the contact less paying eye and the one where he goes to Turkey to implant one but hair to his scalp.
they are still available in reel format on his insta.
khannie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 116d
Ah I'm bummed to hear that. I just came across him and watched Segal and the drunk Mel Gibson one. I was hoping for more as I wheezed laughing the whole time but it's been nearly a year since his last listed one.
Even got this text from my wife in bed...
Zagam@piefed.social · 4 pts · 116d
Yeah. I wish he'd post more, but I don't want him to rush anything or become too mainstream either.
Speculater@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 116d
Well, I wasn't expecting to watch a man build a diorama today! That's amazing.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 116d
Me neither. Nor did I expect it to be that funny.
ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 116d
He has a number of diorama build videos on his channel that are all great.
Also, he built a rowboat shaped like Jeff Bezos' head.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 116d
I'll check them out. He's pretty entertaining. The gentle lilting Irish accent makes you think it's just going to be a boring narration, but then he drops some hilarious bit and you're hooked. The bit with his friend's Segal and Glover impressions made me laugh out loud.
ETA: The Bezos boat video is one of the best things I've ever seen on YouTube. Everyone should watch it.
khannie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 116d
Omg that is fucking amazing. I'm rolling around here.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 116d
Why can't we (as in civil society) drone bomb steven seagal?
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 116d
The traitor and sack of shit should be on the frontlines.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 116d
Do we know the status of Steven Seagal's nuclear program?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 116d
I've heard he's weeks away from having a nuclear bomb.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 116d
Fat vampire
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 116d
That has to be a wig... Right?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 116d
I think it's Magneto's helmet
El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 116d
I don't remember where I saw it because it was a while ago, but there's at least one picture online that clearly shows that his "hair" (most of it at least, definitely that point on his forehead) is spray painted on. Poorly.
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 116d
Is that what he's eating?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 116d
Russian pumpernickel parties with Tucker Carlson
YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 116d
It’s Ming the Merciless!
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 116d
In Jumbovision!
luthis@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 116d
Why would Putin care about this guy at all? Wouldn't it be worse for his image?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 116d
The US has a long and storied history of producing high profile weirdos that get trapped in a moment of international policy, like a mosquito in amber, and just keep hanging out with a foreign government we re-designated as The Enemy decades ago.
Seagal has Putin. Dennis Rodman was tight with Kim Jung il. Johnny Depp is good friends with Mohammad bin Salman. Gal Gadot is a perennial Netanyahu gadfly. Rob Schneider campaigned for Victor Orban. Oliver Stone and Robert Redford still rep Fidel Castro.
If you go into the back pages of US History, you'll find moments when US officials attempted a thaw or brokered some kind of cooperative pact with a modern enemy nation. And typically, the State Department would send along an affable oaf or enthusiastic wanna-be celeb ambassador to make nice with the foreign head of state.
And then US policy changes, but the celebs don't get the memo.
GripenGal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 116d
Putin also has Roger Waters :(
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 116d
Waters is far more anti-Ukrainian Nationalist than pro-Putin. But yes, another great example.
Although Ukraine is another great candidate to watch for "Country that ages like milk, but social media dead-enders keep hanging on to" in ten or fifteen years.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 115d
Gal Gadot is Israeli. Robert Redford is dead.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 115d
You can be from a country and not like it's national leadership.
So is Fidel Castro.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 115d
As she’s Israeli, she doesn’t fit your own criteria of being “produced by America”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 115d
She's been "produced" by Americans since her 2007 Maxim bikini photo shoot. Gadot is an American celebrity, having been in far more Hollywood pictures for English language audiences than Tel Aviv pictures for Hewbrew speaking ones.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 116d
Could be trying to boost his popularity with MAGA boomers so they'll support politicians who won't give his favorite bunker a surprise renovation.
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 116d
It's been rumored that Segal has Russian mob ties and that's how he got into showbusiness.
BluntRadical@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 116d
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 116d
Another asshole who I hope fucks off into the aether soon.
Aatube@piefed.social · 6 pts · 116d
There'll be no more Stevan Seagal marathons.
TerdFerguson@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 116d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQaYOjZrhIE - Very relevant details from the world's foremost Steven Segal expert.
Sergio@piefed.social · 2 pts · 115d
Space Ice has some quality Seagal ridicule. But imho the very best is Cum Town's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 116d
He is an expert in slap-fighting, sit-down style. "Everybody was slap-sit fighting".
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 116d
Terrorist
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 115d
And Traitor
hopesdead@startrek.website · 3 pts · 116d
Are we sure this isn’t some guerrilla marketing for a movie?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 116d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 116d