Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.
Now ribs I can see! They aren't in danger of getting soggy, and you could string them on a cord and hang them around your neck like a merger of caveman fashion and an adult version of the candy necklace.
It's definitely easier to find a random spot to stick a can than it is a full sandwich lol. I can shove a beer (or hard seltzer these days) in with my shampoos if I need to but a whole sandwich ain't fitting in there
I suffer the indignity of having to open the shower door and reach out to the counter for a sip. I suppose I could do that for a reuben too, but that seems like a bridge too far.
Nah, I love reubens even soggy, but I wouldn’t even eat a cubano in the shower and those are even better. Food prep seems like too much prep for a shower.
Ortolan is a small songbird that is found in Europe. It is a protected species in many countries due to declining numbers. However, in France, there was a long tradition of capturing, force-feeding and drowning ortolans in Armagnac to produce a dish considered the height of gourmandise.
Never tried shower beer, but sauna beer is standard operating procedure where I come from. Doctors tend to warn that it's not a particularly great idea and could kill you, but nobody cares because it's amazing.
97 Comments
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 97d
Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 97d
That sounds good, especially if cold. And you can eat it like an animal and just let the juice go all over your body.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 97d
Orange juice for the orange juice god! Orange peels for the
compost pileorange peel throne!Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 97d
You leave the peels at the bottom of your shower until you finish showering so that it smells nice and orangey for the whole time.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 97d
but what if you have to participate in an impromptu kart race
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 97d
Not possible. Everyone knows gamers don't shower.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
Also applies to
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 34 pts · 97d
Ribs in the shower is a definite timesaver.
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 97d
Now ribs I can see! They aren't in danger of getting soggy, and you could string them on a cord and hang them around your neck like a merger of caveman fashion and an adult version of the candy necklace.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 97d
Drusas@fedia.io · 13 pts · 97d
That would save on so many napkins!
starlinguk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d
Crab too.
theherk@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 97d
Beer, wine, or mead in a shower is a good time. This is just… not heresy, but something close.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 97d
You like a shower beer...now just imagine adding a reuben. How is it not even better? Do you just not like reubens?
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 97d
Your shower must be more spacious than mine because I have a hard time imagining keeping it dry. My shower also lacks a sandwich shelf like yours.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 4 pts · 97d
Where the hell do you put your beer?
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 97d
It's definitely easier to find a random spot to stick a can than it is a full sandwich lol. I can shove a beer (or hard seltzer these days) in with my shampoos if I need to but a whole sandwich ain't fitting in there
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 97d
I suffer the indignity of having to open the shower door and reach out to the counter for a sip. I suppose I could do that for a reuben too, but that seems like a bridge too far.
Rooskie91@discuss.online · 5 pts · 97d
Shower beer vs. Shower beef
theherk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
Nah, I love reubens even soggy, but I wouldn’t even eat a cubano in the shower and those are even better. Food prep seems like too much prep for a shower.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 97d
Are you sure you're in the shower? ... or at a rowdy German Octoberfest and covered in urine?
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 97d
I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 97d
That's an unfortunate waste of cheese
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 97d
Learn to eat a burrito cleanly, the cheese should not end up in the drain. Skill issue.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 97d
Cotton candy has to be the worst shower snack.
The best is definitely beer.
CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 97d
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 96d
Take his penis for later study.
Tujio@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
What's the best thing after a long day's work? A shower. What's the second best thing? A beer. Put em together. Magical.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
Cotton candy in a bath is just like a fancy bath bomb though.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 97d
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 97d
If someone sends me a picture like this, they're getting a "wellness check".
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 97d
I thought that was part of a pickle spear on the shelf below
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 97d
Oh shit is it not?
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 97d
Why is nobody concerned about the pickle?
Is it a pickle??
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 97d
That's a dried up and nasty sponge
Mesa@programming.dev · 1 pts · 97d
Looks like loofah to me.
geissi@feddit.org · 5 pts · 97d
I think that's soap?
Mesa@programming.dev · 1 pts · 97d
Mesa@programming.dev · 3 pts · 97d
Pretty sure it's a loofah.
Logos_Void@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 97d
The hygiene in this is non-existent.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 97d
Shower beer > shower ruben
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
There's nothing stopping you from having both? Live a little!
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 97d
You're right, but I prefer a beer instead
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 97d
Since we're apparently doing shower-food horrors, I'm just going to propose Ortolan.
Drusas@fedia.io · 21 pts · 97d
The fuck is wrong with the French
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 97d
And it's done traditionally to wear a towel over your head as you eat the entire bird, bones at and all, in one bite...
...to hide from God, who knows what you did.
I'm not joking.
moody@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 97d
They used a napkin, not an actual towel. The French word for napkin is serviette, which is also the word for towel.
Tujio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
Fuckin eh. Is that worse than foie gras? I don't even know.
moody@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 97d
Well ortolan was typically eaten with a napkin covering one's head, to hide one's shame from God for eating it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d
Rightly so.
Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 97d
Yes. Fois gras involves force-feeding but not drowning.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 96d
Best food though
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
And there’s already a towel in the shower!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
You keep your towel in the shower?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
At the far end, elevated to the same height as the shower head. It doesn’t get wet.
CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 8 pts · 97d
There are no dry corners in my shower. The shower head rules all. Only beer is allowed.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 97d
Duh. Soup, obv. It's already wet.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d
Perpetual stew!
rumba@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 97d
We had a large system outage in the 90's and they flew in technicians to rebuilt the whole system.
One of the guy, somehow some way managed to wedge in a shower beer into conversation.
A shower beer?
"A shower beer... it's the best thing ever, really hot water, really cold beer"
I tried it, honestly didn't get it.
The shower ruben has me way more interested. But I think the steam in the air would ruin some of the aromatic notes.
Also, I can't find good corned beef anywhere near here.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
matti@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 97d
I love a shower beer.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 96d
I find the enjoyment is very dependent on the shower itself. layout is everything
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 96d
And how tired you are.
Just got done mowing the lawn and really want a beer? Drink it while taking a shower to make everything better
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 96d
Never tried shower beer, but sauna beer is standard operating procedure where I come from. Doctors tend to warn that it's not a particularly great idea and could kill you, but nobody cares because it's amazing.
Beacon@fedia.io · 6 pts · 97d
Icy pops. Known by many different names regionally, it's those plastic tubes with frozen sugar water in them
https://www.qwant.com/?client=brz-vivaldi&q=ice+pop&t=images&o=0%3AA3A9951BC98D76027B386E42247997588DBA4902
Hot water on skin + sweet frozen water in mouth = mmmmmmm
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 6 pts · 97d
Anyone not saying shower orange is objectively wrong.
They made a whole subreddit about the phenomenon if you're a nonbeliever. It's an experience that transcends snacks.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
Shower peach so you can make a mess
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 96d
Shower Pasta Bolognese.
Tiral@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
Shower cutie is awesome. Might be because it's so cold in hot water so it feels good.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 97d
Shower beer is hard to beat
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 96d
Kramer shower salad.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
Is that a sweet potato on the bottom shelf?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d
I believe that's a sponge.
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 97d
Yep. Next to the pickle.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
Why would anyone put a pickle on top of white chocolate, unless that's a thing in some cultures?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 97d
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
If you're not having Ovaltine made of your own shower water, are you even drinking your Ovaltine?
meco03211@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
Sure as fuck ain't drinking your ovaltine.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 5 pts · 97d
Shower chickpeas is the way to go. Pop open a can, rinse in the shower, eat fistfulls. Yim yum.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d
Used to get high as fuck back in college and eat shower Reese’s
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
Don't they melt? Or is that the point? ;)
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
I’d keep them away from the stream but yeah sometimes they’d get a little soft
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d
I've got a stack of mail and a tall can
It's a shower beer, it's a payment plan
rounding_error@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 97d
I love Reuben’s but damn, that’s too much meat
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 97d
mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 96d
Coffee and a cigarette, usually.
ozoned@piefed.social · 3 pts · 97d
Jello. Make your own while you shower.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 97d
I make my own whipped cream when I shower. I'll have to look into adding some Jello.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 97d
Shower apples mmmmm
protist@retrofed.com · 3 pts · 97d
Hell yes, this is the kind of post I live for
graycube@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
Ice Cream
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d
When I eat Reubens I get gassy and no one wants to be around me. This is perfect for my sauerkraut goblin farts
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 97d
Get tf off twitter...
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d
Boron tribromide pie!
It just explodes with flavour...
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d
I'm a fan of a cold orange, or an ice cream bar
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d
grte@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 93d
I just nibble on a bar of soap like a normal person.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 96d
The sandwich I sorta get but the pickle?
What orifice does the pickle go in?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d
No one else here is doing shower cereal?
I mean, it’s not without its challenges but that’s kinda part of the experience.
MysticMushroom1776@fedinsfw.app · -1 pts · 97d