Damn. Didn't think semen would... survive? those temps. Don't think semen is technically alive since it can't reproduce. Or is that kinda the opposite since it is specifically made for reproducing? E: Just looked it up and sperm is technically alive but not an organism.
Single cells like that or germs can often recover with minimal issue when exposed to low temperature. It’s why we freeze sperm and why the permafrost will release lots of fun for us pretty soon.
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dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus · 31 pts · 107d
fizzle@quokk.au · 22 pts · 107d
Exactly. Its funny because it says "semen" though right?
Tja@programming.dev · 9 pts · 107d
Welcome to the internet.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
Boob
Damn990099@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
Have a look around
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 106d
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 106d
Sounds healthier than Dick Trickle.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 104d
maybe it is empty
miked@piefed.social · 6 pts · 106d
the same container is used to ship human sperm.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 106d
I can't really taste the difference
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 104d
you need mkre pineapple on the diet
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 107d
Zooming in the tank says "liquid nitrogen" though... I mean, it could probably store other liquids, but that seems to be what it was built for.
fizzle@quokk.au · 39 pts · 107d
Its not a tank full of semen, nor liquid nitrogen.
Its a device for storing semen containers, which uses liquid nitrogen as a coolant.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 107d
This guy cools semen.
blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 106d
It taste best that way.
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 106d
Damn. Didn't think semen would... survive? those temps. Don't think semen is technically alive since it can't reproduce. Or is that kinda the opposite since it is specifically made for reproducing? E: Just looked it up and sperm is technically alive but not an organism.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d
Single cells like that or germs can often recover with minimal issue when exposed to low temperature. It’s why we freeze sperm and why the permafrost will release lots of fun for us pretty soon.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 107d
...and that's how it fell off. Later on I got the surgery, HRT, yada yada yada. Yeah, we're happy together.
Nomad@infosec.pub · 0 pts · 107d
How is it that you need to post that under a totally unrelated comment? Insert vegan meme here that has not told anybody for three hours.
AscendantSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Completely missed the joke, huh?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 106d
People need to know how it happened!
Anivia@feddit.org · 4 pts · 107d
How long do you think sperm stays viable at room temperature?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 107d
Sorry, all full. Your mom helped, so it didn't take me long.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ignotum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 107d
15L tank, average load is 20mL, your average duration is 3s, it must've taken you at least 37 minutes
Source: i made up all the numbers, except how long you last
glandrid@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 106d
Police? I would like to report a murder. Yes, I'll hold.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 107d
That’s what she said.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 106d
Normally I have like a hundred sperm jokes ready to shoot but for some reason right now not even one cums to mind
bibbasa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 107d
like a good carpenter, always bring more than you need
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
Does that straw hole just fit any standard drinking straw?
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 105d
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 105d
Iwtcird
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 106d
I tried to click send.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 107d
Used for Extreme IVF
GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d
Fetch the super soaker
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
Elon is that you?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 107d
hmmm
crank0271@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 16 pts · 107d
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 107d
Baron Harkonnen's nephew? Wait no, he was a baddie.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 107d
What about this looks like a AI to you?
fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 107d
think it's supposed to be a good AI (the acronym) (artificial insemination)
crank0271@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Artificial Insemination = AI
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 106d
Gordon Ramsemeny
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 106d
Looks like it's about a 25L, for $900. It looks brand new, but that's still pretty high for a Liquid Nitrogen dewar this small.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d
!crackhead_craigslist@lemmy.world