But that's assuming it's in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out...
Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).
How have you inferred what kind of porn they would watch?? Could they not get off to each other like the wholesome, child rearing couple they seem to be??
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WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 233 pts · 103d
What a wholesome, heartwarming way to trick me into imagining a centaur and a mermaid fucking
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 133 pts · 102d
she just farts eggs in the water and he has to wank over them.
Joelk111@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 102d
Jerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn't be the best. At least it's huge I guess.
Melonpoly@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 102d
The Mermaid could be the one to jerk him...
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 102d
awww. now it's romantic
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 102d
Mythically huge
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 102d
But that's assuming it's in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out...
Encephalotrocity@feddit.online · 5 pts · 102d
and yet, it is the one thing they are GUARANTEED to figure out in life.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
TIL, centaurs must be jealous of humans
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 102d
Centaur: “Um, I have to hold them until they hatch?”
Mermaid: “You have to hold them until they hatch.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse#Reproduction
ladicius@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 102d
Most probable scenario. And I want to apologise to the word "probable" for how far away from its original meaning I used it.
Leather@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d
Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).
FishFace@piefed.social · 7 pts · 102d
How have you inferred what kind of porn they would watch?? Could they not get off to each other like the wholesome, child rearing couple they seem to be??
Leather@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 102d
He's into fish, she likes guys with five legs... It's not a leap.
saigot@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 102d
eldritch
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 102d
Comment of the week 🏅
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 102d
The real question is did she mpreg him.
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
why is mpreg so funny XD
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
!Remindme 8 hours
sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 103d
Not pictured: their third mutant child who’s just an entire regular dude because each of his parent’s human halves are recessive or something
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 68 pts · 103d
probably becomes an accountant and never speaks about his parents
az04@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 102d
I'd watch 3 episodes of that anime
Thorry@feddit.org · 14 pts · 102d
The intro theme is a banger tho
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 102d
I'm more curious about the horse fish
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 102d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
Majestic.
phx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d
The fourth kid with a fish head and horse torso that is just sitting at the bottom of the lake brooding...
regdog@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 102d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
I completely forgot about this image. Thanks for the nostalgia.
cholesterol@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 102d
There's a panel missing.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 102d
Klear@quokk.au · 9 pts · 102d
Much better, thank you.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 103d
Aww this is adorable.
And also weird.
But adorable.
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 102d
So that's how sea horses evolved!
rumba@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 102d
FUCK, thank you. I totally missed that. very slow morning. BRAIN: oh so they all took after their mother, how sad neither got legs...
jambudz@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 101d
It took me longer than I’d like to admit to see that.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 20 pts · 102d
Much better ending than minotaur and sea serpent.
halfapage@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 102d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 102d
They would be the Perry Bible Fellowship version.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 102d
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 103d
......wat.
ephrin@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 103d
The kids are half sea-horse.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d
How does that work? Where would they live? Did the father got pregnant like sea horses or does she lay eggs?
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 102d
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
the most excellent reply.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 102d
Lacking the appropriate pouch in which to carry the fertilized eggs, his children burst out of him like a xenomorph.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 102d
Now post the eldrich horror version.
eru@mouse.chitanda.moe · 4 pts · 102d
me and who
voidsignal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 103d
c/hmmm
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
This is so cute
world_cavve@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
Came to think of this song when I saw this comic https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=npyOOsxoA8I
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
Lol so now they can only swim slowly and awkwardly while not being able to go on land at all.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 102d
Why is this averting the gaze a thing again?
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
I think in this specific case it's because she was tits out
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 102d
It looks like there might be a piece of a starfish bra next to the conch shell.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 102d
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
Anime
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 102d
So, more of a east-asian society thing?
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
I don't even think it exists much in practice, just in art
Hiro8811@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 102d
Why do drawings like this always include a boy and a girl siblings?
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -8 pts · 102d
I guess the AI needed something to train on, cause I know it's handrawn, but Jesus it looks so generic it could've been AI