I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.
Thatâs an insult to dogs. K9 cops are the only âcopsâ that donât chose their career and the ones sent running headlong into danger, often without protective equipment, because their lazy handlers wonât risk their own skin. Punch a police dog (and youâre a bastard if you do); assault on an officer. Leave your âpartnerâ locked inside the squad car to die during the summer (and youâre a bastard regardless); âtragic accidentâ.
yeah, I am COMPLETELY against using dogs in this manner. If the police wouldn't run in themselves to stop danger, why the fuck do they send dogs, who have no choice in the matter, in to face danger. Fucking cunts.
You know what, I'll just copyâpaste this here, although I've never actually hoarded examples of all the times Lemmy was essentially as dumb as Reddit:
Several weeks ago, there was this post in a news community to a BBC News article. It was a real article; no tricks, correct headline. But the link was a 404. When I found it, it was upvoted about 20â0. I downvoted it as obviously nonfunctional but also commented remarking that itâs a 404 and giving the OP the correct link. When I came back to that post a couple hours later hoping to upvote a fixed link, the link was unchanged, it was upvoted 50â1 (my downvote), and it had one comment (mine) upvoted 1â0. (Edit: I checked, to preemptively clarify, that this wasnât a âmeâ problem.)
Lemmy users collectively have the media literacy of a housefly.
In this thread, you're the one we're giggling at because you think you're so clever, yet simultaneously fail to realize that everyone knows this shit is fake. Nobody cares about your previous interactions, just how dumb and smarmy you look here.
Youâll be tagged as the one who thought a shitpost was serious
Please do tag me; tag me as the one who didn't think a shitpost was serious but that Lemmy users collectively cannot be trusted to tell the difference.
I see your point, but the people youâre speaking of (ones who donât check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either, theyâre most likely 400 metric screen-spans away by now and pausing a couple milliseconds as they try to parse a post about jeans made out of beans.
but the people youâre speaking of (ones who donât check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either
Genuinely fair, well-considered point. I appreciate it and will consider it more heavily the next time I see something like this.
65 Comments
robomuffin79@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 75d
Legend đđŒđđŒ
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 75d
Poor piggies :(
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 75d
Which ones? The animals, or the animals?
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 75d
I mean the friendly intelligent ones, that sing to their children and do not have donuts as their primary food source.
Chivera@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
Ah got it.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 75d
He means the pigs that squeal when they don't get their way and have the intelligence of a dog.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 75d
Still kinda vague.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 75d
I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 75d
Hmmmmmm
Still not quite sure
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 75d
Thatâs an insult to dogs. K9 cops are the only âcopsâ that donât chose their career and the ones sent running headlong into danger, often without protective equipment, because their lazy handlers wonât risk their own skin. Punch a police dog (and youâre a bastard if you do); assault on an officer. Leave your âpartnerâ locked inside the squad car to die during the summer (and youâre a bastard regardless); âtragic accidentâ.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 4 pts · 74d
yeah, I am COMPLETELY against using dogs in this manner. If the police wouldn't run in themselves to stop danger, why the fuck do they send dogs, who have no choice in the matter, in to face danger. Fucking cunts.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 75d
Got it. Police.
tresspass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 74d
Thats offensive to the pigs! Dogs are way more intelligent than a cop
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 40 pts · 75d
Fucking legend
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 37 pts · 75d
waow
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 75d
basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 75d
Only issue with this is his introducing the pigs to unsafe individuals.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 6 pts · 74d
yeah, I just hope they didn't shoot the pigs (the animals). Those pigs don't deserve that.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 75d
you know when people do things that made you wish you had come up with it first?
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au · 16 pts · 74d
If only this actually happened
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 74d
I want to believe.
DampCanary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 74d
Google says he miraculously did it also in Georgia, Mississippi, ...
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au · 8 pts · 74d
And it is only reported in the very respected news sources of facebook, and instagram
DampCanary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 74d
Don't forget youtube shorts,
it reached even there
yesman@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 75d
Based
user1234@fedinsfw.app · 13 pts · 75d
Florida man has a new sidekick
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 5 pts · 75d
Florida man is the sidekick this man trolls for justice
ohmy_science@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 74d
Legend
1984@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 74d
It's a good joke but not worth getting arrested for... I feel like he didn't plan very much... :)
If this turns into "terrorism using pigs", I will give him bonus points. It may actually do that in America.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d
I certainly hoped the pigs shit and pissed all over the Confederate run police station.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d
Not all heroes wear capes.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 74d
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 74d
I'm pretty sure he has a pig farm
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · -44 pts · 75d
And then everyone stood up and clapped.
Guys, you can slap text over anyone's portrait and say they did literally anything; it doesn't make it true.
Edit: Oh, Lemmy does not like being told that they can't be trusted to have basic media literacy.
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 75d
It's a shitpost mate, settle down.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
First time?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · -45 pts · 75d
Lemmy will and does believe literally anything; I'm sorry that I take it within that context.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 75d
You must be so fun at parties
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · -39 pts · 75d
The people I party with aren't morons like the average Lemmy user.
chloroken@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 75d
We all knew this was fake, you were just the only one dumb enough to think others believed it. Ironic.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · -27 pts · 75d
You know what, I'll just copyâpaste this here, although I've never actually hoarded examples of all the times Lemmy was essentially as dumb as Reddit:
Lemmy users collectively have the media literacy of a housefly.
chloroken@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 75d
In this thread, you're the one we're giggling at because you think you're so clever, yet simultaneously fail to realize that everyone knows this shit is fake. Nobody cares about your previous interactions, just how dumb and smarmy you look here.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 75d
No, but like Lemmy users, they are invisible.
Zikeji@programming.dev · 19 pts · 75d
You'll be tagged as the one who thought a shitpost was serious, got corrected, and doubled down.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 75d
Iâm starting to recognize their username.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · -26 pts · 75d
Please do tag me; tag me as the one who didn't think a shitpost was serious but that Lemmy users collectively cannot be trusted to tell the difference.
meta4@retrolemmy.com · 32 pts · 75d
YOU are the one that cannot tell the difference! You seem to not know where you are.
You: Don't believe it! It's a shitpost!
Everyone: Haha Yeah it's a shitpost. That's... Why we're here.
You: No, you don't get it! It's not real!
Everyone: Yeah, we know.
You: I'm the only one who knew!!
đ„heres your award
IratePirate@feddit.org · 12 pts · 75d
Not true. I'm Lemmy, and I don't believe you. Checkmate!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
Shit.
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
So you believe literally anything?
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 75d
I see your point, but the people youâre speaking of (ones who donât check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either, theyâre most likely 400 metric screen-spans away by now and pausing a couple milliseconds as they try to parse a post about jeans made out of beans.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
Genuinely fair, well-considered point. I appreciate it and will consider it more heavily the next time I see something like this.
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Good for you. Glad I could make a change today.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 75d
It's a shitpost. If it's true, it's funny. If it's not, it's still funny. So nobody actually cares whether it's true.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 75d
Wrong /c/ for logic, friend.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 75d
We know... Lol
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 75d
I've fell victim to that one before. You'll learn
restingOface@quokk.au · 3 pts · 75d
Not only "anyone's portrait", this one is giving off AI vibes. Slopposts are easier and easier to generate nowadays.