If you were an NPC, even if you did have the permissions, would you actually notice? You'd be ending at the same time as the program, and if and when the program started back up, you would have no reason to think that your command worked.
Everyone always goes for the money vault. I like to do things different.
I'm finding everyone I know who I don't like and taking their donation and putting it back in their fridge at home with a note that says "haha! Stole your sperms!" with hearts in the exclamation dots.
see i don't really care about that, i'm not having kids so i don't really care about the gene pool. (also a lot of folk i know are great people to spite their shit parents. well also just for fun but also spite.)
54 Comments
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 94 pts · 80d
Best utter "Computer, end program." from time to time, just to be sure.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 80d
You're just an NPC. You don't have the permissions.
homes@piefed.world · 70 pts · 80d
Are you sure about that?
BillyClark@piefed.social · 11 pts · 80d
No love for Vic Fontaine?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 80d
He's not an NPC.
BillyClark@piefed.social · 2 pts · 80d
Unlike Moriarty?
BillyClark@piefed.social · 14 pts · 80d
If you were an NPC, even if you did have the permissions, would you actually notice? You'd be ending at the same time as the program, and if and when the program started back up, you would have no reason to think that your command worked.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 80d
What if it never starts back up? The ship is abandoned. There's a last time for everything.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 80d
You wouldn't be aware of your own oblivion.
sirblastalot@ttrpg.network · 35 pts · 80d
Rookie mistake.
"Computer, Anime Waifus, Hot."
dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 80d
A scorching hot 2700 Celsius anime girl appeared
ripcord@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 80d
Unless something is broken, the holodeck interpreters have tons of safety mechanisms and intent interpreters. It's not a monkey's paw.
rainwall@piefed.social · 20 pts · 80d
Take a look around. That shit is off.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 79d
The sheer amount of "oh no the holodeck is broken" episodes suggests they are worthless.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 80d
He died doing what he loved.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 80d
Not his wife?
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 80d
We couldn't be so lucky. Unless someone is running a simulation to see how the Eugenics Wars, Bell Riots, WW3 and Atomic Horror came to be
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 47 pts · 80d
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 20 pts · 80d
The first person to discover teleportation could do this and cause riots
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
If it's me, I'm robbing the sperms bank
Everyone always goes for the money vault. I like to do things different.
I'm finding everyone I know who I don't like and taking their donation and putting it back in their fridge at home with a note that says "haha! Stole your sperms!" with hearts in the exclamation dots.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d
I love that
But I'd leave it on the bench, in the sun, so the sperm dies and I'd also crack the lid open so it's stinky
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d
i mean yeah, but i don't want someone to lose their last sperms. it's just a prank
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Oh, if I don't like someone, I'm definitely going to try to keep them from polluting the gene pool
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d
see i don't really care about that, i'm not having kids so i don't really care about the gene pool. (also a lot of folk i know are great people to spite their shit parents. well also just for fun but also spite.)
conartistpanda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d
The amazing digital circus
teft@piefed.social · 34 pts · 80d
I would immediately say “Computer, arch.” just to check.
Klear@piefed.world · 36 pts · 80d
Computer, Arch, btw.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 80d
Did you say Arch
er?Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 79d
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 80d
Just remember that any computer system operates by the GIGO principle:
Garbage In, Garbage Out.
(it's a trashcan, right?)
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 80d
In what order does it come out?
FIFO? LIFO?
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d
I'm no raccoon but I'm guessing LIFO?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d
Same way as my buttholes. Omnidirectional.
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 76d
Are you sure you're not thinking of pores?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d
no it's very well documented
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 80d
There is a pipe and a fence behind it, I would guess it is some sort of control box, maybe for a fountain or a splash pad or something.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Also plausible.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 15 pts · 80d
"Computer, safeties off"
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 80d
Wait, the safeties have been ON this whole time?
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 80d
Of course. If you've ever been able to injure yourself, that just means you're one of the holograms.
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 80d
Yes, the players were safe.
Flower@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 80d
Do you see dimensional rifts or godlike beings popping in? No. That's because of the safeties.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 80d
Ethics express goes brrrr.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 80d
You monster, you've doomed us all!
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 80d
And a bunch of misanthropes around here upvoted our doom.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 80d
Security reports Niles the butler from The Nanny has been spotted on deck 3.
tacotroubles@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 80d
Who's the sick twisted arse hole that designed this program?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 80d
Doctor, he just keeps shouting "Arch! Computer, arch! Computer, end program!"
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 80d
What's the bad news??
That I'm part of the hologram about to get turned off?
That's just good news on top of good news!
Zahtu@feddit.org · 5 pts · 80d
yeah, i would just be glad that humanity survived as long to develop that kind of technology
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 80d
Okay who’s the wise ass who just deleted my wife?
Zephorah@discuss.online · 11 pts · 80d
Brilliant decal for public spaces.
agentTeiko@piefed.social · 8 pts · 80d
Computer delete the wife
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Custom magnetic vinyl stickers are cheap nowadays I guess