Conservative values

Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!

Not my host specific configuration files!!

Etc got gayrolled

But some of my miscellaneous things are etc!

Let us not forget "priDEMONth"

In the name of my forefathers who were babtized against their will through force.

You have my sword, it's time for payback.

Stole the fucking RAINBOW!

Sounds like norse god shenanigans, if that's not cool, what is?

The power bottoms really do a lot of the heavy lifting. I believe in you power bottoms! ❤️

It is from his comic about the word 'literally'.

Because it is the Oatmeal and they just slapped text on the top to suggest otherwise

Nooooo plz tell them to at least leave /var/www

Clearly they're in /lib

nah theyre in my ~/Homework folder

I want your /srv/stash folder

Right-wingers: "Fidelity for my wife but not for me"

And they love the idea of watching two women fucking

or they are in sham marriages themselves.

The worst of all, "etc!"

It's short for ectopic pregnancies that are entirely unviable, and will kill the mother,but can't be aborted because that's still murder and "gods will"

specifically straight white, christian values, adding alitle conservatism in it.

So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see "marriage" instead read "a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments" and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia

Nah it was him taking the piss outta fallwell and people who overuse the word literally

Look how happy the steamrollerers are

No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work https://www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/

SO I dug a bit and the original is from a comic called Literally where he pokes fun of the word literally being used as its own antonym instead of figuratively.

Specifically he mocks a quote from some dead bigot.

Having never met the dude but as an expert on webcomics i can authoritatively say no they are not.

What good is all that studying if you can't stick up for the allies too

Nah, three marriages == 3× the sanctity. It's just math.

In order to even engage them with that fact you'd have to live in the same reality unfortunately

Traditional values:

It's my turn, but you can sit on my lap.

yeah they couldn't even come up with anything how lazy is that

Not my cetera patch I planted so many als. We were going to et so good.

So like most values people claim to have?

And don't forget for them it's "until death do us part" while it's easy to grow apart, devorce and continue with your life instead of being both miserable because you're not supposed to devorce.

Just ask for forgiveness at death or on Sunday and they good, meanwhile they feel they have a pass to be assholes to everyone else. Anyways, that's just my observation. Ever had a argument wit a conservative Christian? Man they go nuts if you ask is that what Jesus would do?

This one?

Which... Dammit. I have to double check I don't know the illustrator one of my buddies fell down the rabbit hole

Edit upon closer examination this is a poor shop of an oatmeal. The fuck. Oatmeal doesn't stand for this. THIS IS WHY I CARE ABOUT ATTRIBUTION

Don't worry they ripped off the cartoon too

Paint the roller red white and blue and call it the FREEDOM ROLLER but the people in front are Gays, non Christians, non whites, legal immigrants and see if the irony shines through

Yes - exactly this!

"Help, help, gay people are forcing me to fantasise about gay sex! Help! Help! If they allow gay marriage I won't be able to marry a woman and I'll have to marry a man! Help!"

(Inlined below for ease of seeing)

Stonetoss is a nazi

Maybe this guy? I agree you're right in spirit but since 'artist' is broad, there must be some.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QFBQMEn_0rw

Not even Hitler?

wiggling a cock around a child's face is a conservative value, look at all the pedos in the gop and in the church

I love how conservatives immediately reach for the 'think of the children's card, but then immediately treat women and children like shit.

There's nothing wrong with wanting kids to be safe, but implying gay people wave their dangly bits in front of kids is a false accusation at best.

Yes. It's terrible that conservatives love to wiggle their cock around in a child's face.

Why do you have to make everything political? Not everything is about Trump.

Considering they overwhelmingly occupy the statistics of child sex offenders, that’s pretty fucking far from what would be considered a conservative value.

What’s your stance on christian church leaders?

And where do you think that's happening in the LGBTQI community exactly?

What are you even talking about?