NOT THE BEES

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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 151 pts · 63d (2 replies)

So they went and disturbed it. Real nice, assholes. Streak fucking ruined.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 63d

Bee 1: bzzzz *wiggle*

Bee 2: bzzz bzzzz *wiggle*

Bee 1: bz-

(Roof tears open)

Science-type person: Ay what y’all got goin’ in here?! 🤩

(Sign, “Days Without Disturbance” rolls over from 36,501 to zero)

gnufuu@infosec.pub · 38 pts · 63d

buzz kill

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 63d (6 replies)

So every time a new body is interred they can make themselves a little batch of human meat honey, as a treat.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 63d (1 reply)

In one detailed study of Trigona hypogea in Brazil, the vulture bees mixed sugary plant products with a proteinaceous paste from regurgitated meat, and let it mature to form a sweet substance that was used as food; however, the two resources were initially kept in separate "pots" in the colony, neither being true honey (i.e., not derived from nectar), but they were then mixed together.

Bees mastering necro-tweaking

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 62d

probably dint want the protein/meat to spoil plant fermentation.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 14 pts · 63d (1 reply)

If mellified man is a thing, turnabout is only fair play

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 62d

BeatL@pawb.social · 5 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Metal !

"...And when the tiny one from heaven comes Crawls inside the chosen skull And when the tiny one it summons the others...l"

Amorphis - the bee

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 3 pts · 62d

In the night of the river of death 
Fly the silent prince electors

ShyFae@piefed.blahaj.zone · 72 pts · 62d (2 replies)

It was already sorta mentioned once, but worth doing again.

This isn't a colony. These aren't honey bees or bumblebees, these bees are wild and native and live fairly independently of each other.

miked@piefed.social · 29 pts · 62d

You made my go find the article. https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2026/04/55m-ground-nesting-bees-make-home-ithaca-cemetery

Yep, not a colony. The is an aggregation since this a solitary.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 62d

I wanna go to some wild bee parties with the anarchy bees!

Triumph@fedia.io · 37 pts · 63d (4 replies)

Zombees

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 63d (3 replies)

DON'T PAIN OPEN INSIDE

morto@piefed.social · 8 pts · 63d (2 replies)

DON’T HONEY OPEN INSIDE

Kellenved@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I’ll do what I want and don’t cal me honey

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 62d

Yeah! Tell you where you can and can't open your own personal umbrel— floomf

Ah. Well, then.

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 29 pts · 63d

Cryptkeeper: and remember kiddies, you’d better bee-have yourselves or you’ll have a real SWARMageddon! AAhhahahahahaha

Caffie@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 62d (2 replies)

Correct me if I'm wrong because English is not my first language, but my understanding from reading this article is that this is NOT a colony. It is a large area where over 5 million bees are living spread out. Link

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 62d

You understand correctly, journalists just don’t care about getting stuff wrong all the time here as long as it gets clicks/views.

ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 62d

Good. I thought colonialism was bad.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 22 pts · 63d

Should've said "beeneath a cemetery"

iocase@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Is this where all the bees have been disappearing to? Did we unintentionally find the honeybee Zion? Are we the sentinels?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 62d

the CCD, likely was due to a combination pesticides, climate change and forced to foraging only specific flowers, and it only mostly affected the european honeybees. other factors include a specific type of virus, the Varroa destructor mite and inbreed. it seems other types of honyebees are more resistant, like africanized or more aggressive type of bees.

Zacryon@feddit.org · 19 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Are those zombees?

Illogicalbit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 62d

Or are they boobees?

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 62d

Leave them alone probably better humans didn't know what they do.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 63d

Leave them bee?

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 62d

I never knew bees could live that long

Betch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 62d

So now we're gonna disturb them, right? Is that how this goes?

Pacrat173@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 62d
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 62d

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 62d

Is that where some guy with a hook for a hand was buried?

nectar45@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 62d

One day some poor construction workers will do remodelations around that area and be attacked by 5.5 million wild bees at once.

Hope none of them have allergies

itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 62d (1 reply)

You know what, good for them

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 62d

Not anymore, I'm sure some dickhead will decide they need to be exterminated.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d

If we let nature rule we'd have ao many more interesting phenomena and beings to study and learn from.

homes@piefed.world · 4 pts · 63d

May they rest in bees

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 63d

Queenbee Empressbee

hexdream@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d

Paging Nicholas cage...

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d

Zombees?

LawfulPirate@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 62d

Don't upset Bees, we'll need them after the crash

bort@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 62d

that sounds like a subplot in a harry dresden novel.

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

Unleash the pharaoh's bees!

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d

The curse is now free.

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 62d

No wonder Odysseus had such a long travel home. I always thought Ithaca was in Greece, but it turns out he had to cross the Atlantic on his odyssey.

bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 1 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Paging Stephen King…. Will Mr king please report to Ithaca NY, your next plot line has arrived.

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 62d

I'm sure it was a Doctor Who episode

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 62d

Yessss the beees....

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
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myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 62d

Their queen should be called Odyssa

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 62d

Was it Beezelbub’s friend?

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 62d

Well i guess it ain't fucking undisturbed now, goddamn nosey bastards can't leave anything alone.