stroke confirmed

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Maroon@lemmy.world · 447 pts · 79d (13 replies)
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Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 92 pts · 79d (3 replies)

it's all a joke

snooggums@piefed.world · 50 pts · 79d

Trump is the harmful kind of joke, like those that perpetuate racist stereotypes.

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 79d (1 reply)

US being the punchline.

Klear@piefed.world · 10 pts · 79d

Emphasis on "punch".

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 79d
dan1101@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 79d

After he posted himself as Jesus I won't be surprised by much.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 79d

I came to the comments to find out. The “2” will probably draw more fools like me in.

josephc@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 79d (3 replies)

This is definitely a joke. Taking something to an absurd extreme is a valid source of humor and I feel like this does a solid job of parody. Nice little references thrown in, too.

At the same time, Poe's Law: "Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views."

TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 79d

The problem is these days, reality is so absurd that this is actually pretty believable.

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 79d

It's not really possible to out extreme the everyday reality of a president trump.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 79d

Overton window of humor keeps getting pushed further and further away from its "natural" center

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 79d

Does he ever write out the J of his name?

Fleppensteijn@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 79d

He would never fully write out his middle name

miraclerandy@lemmy.world · 227 pts · 79d (10 replies)

Who’s this little guy hiding in there? 🧐

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 67 pts · 79d

Got a bit of an epstain on there

Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 79d

oh i hope its Anthony Bourdain...

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 28 pts · 79d (1 reply)

angband@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d

Ok, but really don't need to censor that, 'specially if you make a sticker for a gas pump. You'll just make it more difficult for the target audience to figure out what the words mean.

sem@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 79d

Bill Klinton?

FishFace@piefed.social · 5 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Looks like Nicholas cage

caboose2006@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d

You got lights, you got cameras—bitchin' technology."

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 78d

It's Mike Judge, turning to dust

toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 77d

I am wayyy too lazy today but I desperately want to edit that to Yaranaika

kboos1@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 79d

Surprised to see Epstein's ghost in the corner. Bold move

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 61 pts · 79d

If Trump put himself on the $250 bill he'd absolutely use an AI picture of himself as a homoerotic musclebro

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 78d (2 replies)

I'm only 90% sure this is fake.

buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 77d

Honestly it's 50/50 for me

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d

The only thing that makes me lean fake is the "John"

Cellari@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 79d

You almost had me until I saw the comments and the ghost in the bill

pelya@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 78d (1 reply)

melfie@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 78d

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

nroth@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Is this a shitpost or real?

Hupf@feddit.org · 6 pts · 77d

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 23 pts · 79d (2 replies)

This is a joke, right? I want to believe but this is too much

faerbit@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 78d

I'm quite certain, that this is a parody account. But it's a testament to the platform (Xitter) that I cannot check that.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 78d

You know it's fake because he would have used his mugshot

Smaile@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Only reason I questioned this bill was because Trump doesn't look cool enough here for Donald to have ever approved it stroke or not.

Deff could see this being real soon.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

Deff?

You spelled Jeff wrong...

blitzen@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 78d (12 replies)

I actually think it's a pretty big miss that we didn't have a $250 bill planned for the country's 250th anniversary. Inflation makes a $250 bill reasonable.

Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

Edit: upon further thought, Revere should be on a silver coin.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 78d (2 replies)

Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

John Brown is probably too controversial but, damn, that'd be something to see.

btsax@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 77d (1 reply)

We do have this quarter:

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 77d

Love it.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 78d (6 replies)

FDR would be a great choice for it, Teddy Roosevelt would be a generally agreeable one though.

Also let's get a $3 bill with Harvey Milk or Brenda Howard on it, just for the fun of it.

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 77d (2 replies)

FDR threw 100,000 Americans into concentration camps. Get his fascist ass off the dime.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 77d (1 reply)

By that logic we shouldn't have anyone in politics on any money ever. Every politician has done fucked up shit.

So I vote we replace all humans with dogs on all money.

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 77d

Absolutely agree with every part of this

blitzen@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 78d (2 replies)

We need a POC on a bill, but Teddy is pretty cool too. My third favorite Republican.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d

True. I'd propose WEB DuBois, but he'd probably be insulted. Nat Turner would be the most based option, you could include a line like "the struggle for freedom is the birthright of all mankind" next to his face. Though that would work with Tubman as well. Tubman is the obvious choice of course and I do hope she wins, but it's good to also think of others who deserve to be considered.

Actually the perfect never going to happen would be Lucy Parsons

syreus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d

Or maybe we just stop putting faces on bills. We have all kinds of natural wonders we could put on the bills instead.

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 78d (1 reply)

We used to have much much larger bills

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d

They were yuge! Yoomungus! These guys would come up to me with tears in their eyes (these were strong, burly MEN) and they would say "these bills are too big Mr. President! Look at the size of them! We need bigger pockets mr. President! Please help us!!"

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 79d

I’m surprised it’s not a $500 bill so he could say he’s just like Mr. Monopoly.

meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 79d

wheter this is real or not, i still find it hilarious that the word "president" is all caps, and not the word "your"

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 77d (1 reply)

Have we really reached the level of absurdity that reality is indistinguishable from satire?

Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 77d

Years ago

caboose2006@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 79d

This is obviously fake. Everyone knows trump's middle name is Jerkinit.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Inventing new bills because you can't control inflation

hansolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 78d

Y'all ever see that Trevor Noah/Daily Show bit about how T is America's first African Dictator president? From back in 2016?

Yeah, me neither.

AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 79d (2 replies)

That's a fuckign ugly picture jesus christ

I mean, the guy isn't a parangon of beauty for sure, but you can't tell me there isn't a better picture of him out there.

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 15 pts · 79d

IDK, walleyed, badly lit, and grotesquely ugly is how I'll remember him.

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d

His skin fluoresces under uv light.

GarboDog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 78d

We know he’s trying to do the whole stick but that’s not the design yeah? 99% sure it’s not the real design and 67% sure the post is real lol

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 79d (2 replies)

The Pedo Dollar

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 78d (1 reply)

*petro dollar.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d

I said what i meant

mrspaz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 78d

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d

New idiom just dropped: "More crooked than a $250 bill"

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 78d

The pedo bill.

Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 78d

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 78d

ALADEEN the ALADEEN

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 79d

I am still looking for Saddam Hussein

borQue@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 78d (1 reply)

as if the dollar isn't falling fast enough

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 78d

tRuSt ThE pLaN /s

jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 78d (1 reply)

There's this bridge I'm not using much lately. I'm throwing leeting someone take it off od my hands for a very low price. DM me in truth social if interested.

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 78d

Connective real estate. Think about it. It's just there waiting for an innovator like you to swoop in and own it. Jump on this opportunity right now! Someone more innovative might pounce before you do!

m3t00@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d

he'd never thank anyone. looks like casino money so almost likely. probably better than w/e really happens

Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 78d

Bubba needs to be on the back! Right Mr.President?

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 79d

This is fake.

He's gonna be on the $3 bill.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 79d

Octagon is Greek.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 78d
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Why 250? 200 is more convenient (one significant figure), much like 0.20.

Also, font galore. And there is no true EURion.

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 78d

250th anniversary, counting from the U.S. Declaration of Independence.

Sektor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d

It should have said two hundred fiddy