Ooh look at Mr Moneybags with his two crates. Us poors are over here with our plebian cardboard we pulled from a dumpster while you're living it up with your latticed plastic.
Too much echo, too. Throw some shit on the walls. Shit you enjoy looking at. Then less echo.
Quick edit: TV speakers, egregious sin from me. If this person is always using headphones, ignore, but that’s so not common and the couch suggests guests. 50USD beginner Logitech or Pebble 2.1 PC Speaker+sub set and a 3.5mm-to-RCA adapter (if the TV doesn’t have a headphone jack) and you’re golden. Shoot, a set of pebbles without the sub would be 100x better than the TV speakers and that’s like 20-30 moneys… but do yourself a favor and at least get a lil sub. Even the ultra shy lil pebble sub makes a pretty big difference.
The TV should be a bit higher so it's easier to view while laying back in the seat. Go find a construction site and snag yourself an empty cable spool to use as a table.
There are 7 cans on the floor, not counting the open one. A .5l can of beer warms by 10..15 degrees in about half an hour. If the tempo is set to 15 minutes a can, by the middle of the stack you'll get 3..4 cans of piss warm beer.
So realistically to get all of them chill, you need to do at the pace of 5..7 minutes a can. Can be done of you're into turning your evening into a sporting event.
EDIT: Oh, damn! We all said the same thing about the TV. Like Jerry Smith in the Jerry Daycare episode. I am become dad, destroyer of factory settings lol
I bought into the lifestyle creep at some point, and became convinced that my house had to be filled with house things. Let me tell you, it's no more cozier than what's pictured in the meme.
while at a first glance you may conjecture that nothing is particularly out of the ordinary, the glow of the cherenkov radiation seen behind the television is a telltale sign of this apartment being flooded with water. the beer cans lack any meaningful thickness of insulation, and making the assumption that the water is of adequate temperature for the habitation of warm blooded creatures, the beer will thus warm rapidly.
Nightmare. I found some Lenovo Tiny machines for 50 moneys each and now they’re on every screen in the house. Infinite access to everything on every screen with no ads anywhere is just incredible.
I’m eagerly awaiting the release of the framework touchpad keyboard so I can replace all many k400s, though. Please come to me, good touchpad keyboard…
God I know Right? WTF is up with the 2 gang light switch over by the fireplace? gonna walk across the dark room to turn a light on? The one for the electric fireplade is fine
90 Comments
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 185 pts · 57d
TV too low. Set on box.
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 46 pts · 57d
Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 57d
Ooh look at Mr Moneybags with his two crates. Us poors are over here with our plebian cardboard we pulled from a dumpster while you're living it up with your latticed plastic.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 57d
Oooh, look at Mr Fancy over here, i just sat on the floor to fix the problem
aldhissla@piefed.world · 24 pts · 57d
Oooh lookie here at Mr "I have a floor because I don't live in a hole". Must be nice with all that foundation to flaunt.
derAbsender@piefed.social · 13 pts · 57d
silence from the poor Souls that do not have Internet to contribute to this hilarious Jab and find Joy by watching Grass grow
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
Oh la di da, look at this captain of industry with his "grass" and his "joy". Some of us get by on momentary distraction by a passing cloud.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 57d
I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 23 pts · 57d
Yep. Raise the TV to eye level. Then there are no remaining problems with this setup.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 57d
Too much echo, too. Throw some shit on the walls. Shit you enjoy looking at. Then less echo.
Quick edit: TV speakers, egregious sin from me. If this person is always using headphones, ignore, but that’s so not common and the couch suggests guests. 50USD beginner Logitech or Pebble 2.1 PC Speaker+sub set and a 3.5mm-to-RCA adapter (if the TV doesn’t have a headphone jack) and you’re golden. Shoot, a set of pebbles without the sub would be 100x better than the TV speakers and that’s like 20-30 moneys… but do yourself a favor and at least get a lil sub. Even the ultra shy lil pebble sub makes a pretty big difference.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 57d
TV too low
manuremy@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 57d
Couple of beercases would fix that!
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 57d
Or a dirt pile
manuremy@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 57d
Some cobblestones from the nearby cobblestone street?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 57d
Yep. That must be really uncomfortable.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 57d
Nope.
According to the tv too high people, this is clearly too high.
It should be about a foot into the floor for proper neck strain.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 56 pts · 57d
No game console of course, that’s what’s wrong.
D1re_W0lf@piefed.social · 15 pts · 57d
I was going to say “no gaming pc” but let’s not get picky.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 57d
No, let's get picky! This looks like someone who wouldn't even be running Linux on the gaming PC they don't have!
D1re_W0lf@piefed.social · 6 pts · 57d
Wait… there’s… there’s… gaming PCs without Linux??! 👀😱
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 57d
Just like there's life without happiness. Some people haven't known anything else though sadly.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 57d
If it is AndroidTV, just install RetroArch.
We need more FLOSS Android games that can be played with a remote or gamepad
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 37 pts · 57d
The TV should be a bit higher so it's easier to view while laying back in the seat. Go find a construction site and snag yourself an empty cable spool to use as a table.
474D@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
I was going to say the box that the TV came in but whatever works
someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 57d
That's too thin and wouldn't raise it high enough.
Hoimo@ani.social · 11 pts · 57d
Put it upright and balance your brand new tv precariously on a thin piece of cardboard.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 2 pts · 57d
It might fit on that fireplace mantle...
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 57d
No, absolutely not. This is horrible beyond measures. Who made this? Satan?
The TV surely needs some refrigerator-box it could stand on, it's way too low. Barbarians...
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 57d
after a couple of weeks of factor meals you'll have enough boxes
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 56d
Hm...fair point.
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 57d
Only problem is that the TV is too low, needs to be on a cardboard box
db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 57d
The beers are getting warm
Rakonat@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 57d
Drink faster
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 57d
There are 7 cans on the floor, not counting the open one. A .5l can of beer warms by 10..15 degrees in about half an hour. If the tempo is set to 15 minutes a can, by the middle of the stack you'll get 3..4 cans of piss warm beer.
So realistically to get all of them chill, you need to do at the pace of 5..7 minutes a can. Can be done of you're into turning your evening into a sporting event.
The TV is ugly low, that's right.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 57d
What if they have underfloor cooling/heating? Maybe it is cranked down and keeping the beer mildly cool
SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 57d
Underfloor cooling is really rare (basically never used) because if you cool the floor to near/below the dew point, you'll get water condensing on it.
Normally you want that water condensing somewhere with a good drain, so you get dehumidification too.
Steve@startrek.website · 18 pts · 57d
Anyone can see that the tv needs a milk carton under it
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 57d
My lesbian mom lived like that for years after her separation
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 57d
The TV is too low
Other than that, go nuts lol
EDIT: Oh, damn! We all said the same thing about the TV. Like Jerry Smith in the Jerry Daycare episode. I am become dad, destroyer of factory settings lol
purplemonkeymad@programming.dev · 4 pts · 57d
Or. The seat is too high. They could just take the cushions out and put them on the floor.
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 56d
Needs a mini fridge to keep the beer cold.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 56d
Too small too! Better to get a projector and just fill the entire wall with a gorgeous 4K image!
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 57d
There's a console missing.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 57d
I was thinking a box was missing. I'm not looking down at my tv, get a few from the liquor store, they're stronger
kieron115@startrek.website · 2 pts · 57d
was gonna say the same thing. needs a few boxes under the tv.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 57d
Also the tv is too high.
Or so I've been told.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 57d
What's with the fancy-pants la-de-dah white cushion? Is the chairs own cushioning not good enough?
InputZero@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 57d
That's a pillow. This is probably also his bed.
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 57d
Yeah, it looks like a bed pillow with no pillow case, it gets a pass.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 57d
Efficient. I like it.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 57d
TV too high
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 57d
I bought into the lifestyle creep at some point, and became convinced that my house had to be filled with house things. Let me tell you, it's no more cozier than what's pictured in the meme.
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 57d
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 57d
What kind of dining set defines you as a person?
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 57d
plasticware raided from wendy's dumpster
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 3 pts · 57d
Do you know what a duvet is?
masterclass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 57d
Neck pain
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 57d
Flip everything towards the fireplace and put the tv on the mantle then BOOM!...redecorated.
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 57d
Then the tv will be too high
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
Not if you're laying back on the chair
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 57d
sounds like work
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 57d
It's the simple things in life.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 57d
Order a TV wall mount you savage.
Then put the TV on top of it. Raises it up about 4 inches. Perfect.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 57d
For now, that mantle would be a better place for that tv, assuming it can be safely placed there.
Otherwise, a box or lawn chair would be a good base for the TV.
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 57d
Drink beers to construct tv stand over time. It’s motivation, sense of accomplishment, and being goal oriented.
0ops@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 57d
And be sloppy with it, let it dribble. A tacky stack is a happy stack
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 57d
Just don't get crazy with the hackeysack
Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 57d
And reward yourself with a snacky snack.
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 57d
while at a first glance you may conjecture that nothing is particularly out of the ordinary, the glow of the cherenkov radiation seen behind the television is a telltale sign of this apartment being flooded with water. the beer cans lack any meaningful thickness of insulation, and making the assumption that the water is of adequate temperature for the habitation of warm blooded creatures, the beer will thus warm rapidly.
peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
makes cleaning so easy....lol, we don't clean
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
Ew. Using the built-in "smart TV" stuff.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 57d
Nightmare. I found some Lenovo Tiny machines for 50 moneys each and now they’re on every screen in the house. Infinite access to everything on every screen with no ads anywhere is just incredible.
I’m eagerly awaiting the release of the framework touchpad keyboard so I can replace all many k400s, though. Please come to me, good touchpad keyboard…
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 56d
They see financial responsibility and decry it as poor taste. Even the beer looks cheap, this is what a responsible man looks like.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 57d
Needs a cooler for the beer.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 56d
I would get some kind of stand or table for the TV. But otherwise... I don't see an issue.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 57d
Men be like hurr hurr hurr
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 57d
Theres an xbox missing!
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 57d
What keywords would I look up if I wanted furniture like that
Rakonat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 57d
The chair gets called a lot of things like ottoman or lounge though I believe the specific name is chaise lounge.
They are very nice if you get a properly cushioned one, but can be a struggle to get out of when you're tired.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 57d
Incidentally, "chaise" is just the french word for chair
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 56d
Needs speakers.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 57d
Where mini fridge or ice chest for drinks
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 54d
God I know Right? WTF is up with the 2 gang light switch over by the fireplace? gonna walk across the dark room to turn a light on? The one for the electric fireplade is fine
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 57d
I guess you need a foldable table if you're going to work at home.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 56d
Creatures of the now
certified_expert@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 57d
Look at that floor!
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 1 pts · 56d
i wonder whether you really need that chimney but apart from that, it's fine
maybe could have gone with a simple mattress instead of a couch
howrar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 56d
A couch works better as a bed than a bed does as a couch.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 57d
Wooow, a real couch?
Someone got fancy.
tpotatomasher99@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 56d
Coasters