Those were different children. I assume. Actually, you know what, I wouldn't put it past him to rape a child, deport them, and then bomb them. He bombed a school on day one of the Iran "excursion" and maybe that was on purpose to target some Epstein witnesses.
Trump has a point. The pool was vandalized. By Trump and his cronies. And they stole $14 million in the process. And also left the pool full of blue trash which will likely cost millions to remove.
no, pedophile rapist for sure but not stupid, dude can literally. do anything he wants, he cucked the entire country. Stupid is enough voters to elect him, again.
I mean - his base is easily as dumb, but what do you need? He could brag about how he aced the third cognitive test again, and how Biden and Obama never even took it. How water disables magnets? How windmills cause cancer?
Or his Wharton professor who is quoted often as saying he was the stupidest student he’d ever seen by a wide margin . . The list is very very long of reasons why he’s stupid. That he’s convinced corrupt legislators and 49% of voters who voted to go along with it isn't really a counter argument.
My understanding is he hired a company that didn't have the required expertise, they painted the pool then dumped in a chemical that stripped the paint, and now the resulting thing looks like crap because that's what happens when you dump paint stripping chemicals into a painted pool.
Besides how can anyone vandalize it? There's police and national guard and whatnot everywhere in that area.
Yes, but you live in reality. In the land of Fox News, God-Emperor Trump had the pool redone perfectly by a loyal servant, and then the evil Antifa LGBTQ saboteurs snuck in disguised as normal tourists and ruined everything!
The fucking place is monitored 24/7 there are cameras everywhere. No one is buying this vandal story, NO ONE. Agent Orange will just have to get more bottle of ketchup to sling.
Your country is being run by a man who behaves like I behaved in fourth grade when I didn't want to admit I hadn't done my homework and just compounded lie upon lie upon lie hoping to outlast the teachers somehow.
For the record, I was a total shit-head in fourth grade. I was ducking and weaving, adding more lies to the narrative (even going as far as blaming my sister for stealing it, and STILL not backing down when they brought her in to call my bluff). Somehow, my idiot brain just thought that if I kept spinning out more and more convoluted webs of bullshit, it would eventually hit the magical "they believe me" mark.
Here's the thing though...I was in FOURTH GRADE and I GREW OUT OF IT! What the fuck is Trump's excuse?
There are no vandals. He knows that. It's just the distraction from the problem that became its own problem. One in a string of distractions that became problems.
@EtAl@sanitation This mode is now so automatic most of us expect the lie. I wondered where our allies (O U R allies) were and last night ... they said they're staying away due to the military which makes sense.
Wait-Trump is going to jail?! Lol jk, but only kind of. Nobody vandalized it besides the incompetent workers he hired. Not that they're dumb, just that they didn't have the proper know-how, and I'm sure some of that $$ was funneled back to him.
42 Comments
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 73d
Lol why are our attention spans so shitty.
Raped. Children. HE RAPED CHILDREN
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 73d
Bombed them, too.
MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 73d
Those were different children. I assume. Actually, you know what, I wouldn't put it past him to rape a child, deport them, and then bomb them. He bombed a school on day one of the Iran "excursion" and maybe that was on purpose to target some Epstein witnesses.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 73d
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 74d
Trump has a point. The pool was vandalized. By Trump and his cronies. And they stole $14 million in the process. And also left the pool full of blue trash which will likely cost millions to remove.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 74d
ftft
WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 74d
ftfyb
ShutUpWesley@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 74d
ftfy
WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 74d
Yeah... that's what I was waiting for...
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 73d
no, pedophile rapist for sure but not stupid, dude can literally. do anything he wants, he cucked the entire country. Stupid is enough voters to elect him, again.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
I mean - his base is easily as dumb, but what do you need? He could brag about how he aced the third cognitive test again, and how Biden and Obama never even took it. How water disables magnets? How windmills cause cancer?
Or his Wharton professor who is quoted often as saying he was the stupidest student he’d ever seen by a wide margin . . The list is very very long of reasons why he’s stupid. That he’s convinced corrupt legislators and 49% of voters who voted to go along with it isn't really a counter argument.
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 73d
“SOMEONE HAS SHIT MY PANTS!”
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 73d
Must have been Obama, he's Trump's Moriarty.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 73d
The true stable genius.
j_elgato@leminal.space · 24 pts · 74d
right.
So... Obama shit in Trump's pants?
I'm so very tired of this total fucking nonsense.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 9 pts · 73d
Ridiculous.
We all know Biden shat Donald’s pants.
ccunning@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 74d
No. Barack HUSSEIN Obama shit in Trump’s pants…
…it was Obama’s most alpha move to date…
SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 73d
Vandals? What vandals?
My understanding is he hired a company that didn't have the required expertise, they painted the pool then dumped in a chemical that stripped the paint, and now the resulting thing looks like crap because that's what happens when you dump paint stripping chemicals into a painted pool.
Besides how can anyone vandalize it? There's police and national guard and whatnot everywhere in that area.
Seleni@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 73d
Yes, but you live in reality. In the land of Fox News, God-Emperor Trump had the pool redone perfectly by a loyal servant, and then the evil Antifa LGBTQ saboteurs snuck in disguised as normal tourists and ruined everything!
SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 73d
🤣
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 74d
What, is he just gonna throw couple rando's in jail?
ccunning@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 74d
It’s more likely they’ll just be arrested but the DOJ won’t even be able to secure an indictment
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 73d
Yes, that's how despotism works. This is our reality now.
Strider@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 73d
There's a lot to work with here.
Who to throw in jail...
droniecarp@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 73d
The fucking place is monitored 24/7 there are cameras everywhere. No one is buying this vandal story, NO ONE. Agent Orange will just have to get more bottle of ketchup to sling.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 73d
I would bet my next paycheck that if you turned on Fox News, they would be pushing this shit, and most of their viewers will believe it 100%.
L7HM77@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 73d
With my mother as a source, they are, and, they are...
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 73d
Your country is being run by a man who behaves like I behaved in fourth grade when I didn't want to admit I hadn't done my homework and just compounded lie upon lie upon lie hoping to outlast the teachers somehow.
For the record, I was a total shit-head in fourth grade. I was ducking and weaving, adding more lies to the narrative (even going as far as blaming my sister for stealing it, and STILL not backing down when they brought her in to call my bluff). Somehow, my idiot brain just thought that if I kept spinning out more and more convoluted webs of bullshit, it would eventually hit the magical "they believe me" mark.
Here's the thing though...I was in FOURTH GRADE and I GREW OUT OF IT! What the fuck is Trump's excuse?
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
You probably had someone explain why you were being a silly 4th grader. Trump has not.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 73d
Silly would have been the nice way to put it. I fully admit that I was a absolute ass-hole child.
calcopiritus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
Trump has the whole world telling him what an absolute dumbass he is. There is no excuse.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 73d
The whole world may be yelling it, but those close to him are doing their very best to keep that from him. Standard tinpot dictator stuff.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 73d
My god what an asshole.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 73d
It's his whole personality.
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 73d
There are no vandals. He knows that. It's just the distraction from the problem that became its own problem. One in a string of distractions that became problems.
bedifferent@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 73d
@EtAl @sanitation This mode is now so automatic most of us expect the lie. I wondered where our allies (O U R allies) were and last night ... they said they're staying away due to the military which makes sense.
unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 73d
Wait-Trump is going to jail?! Lol jk, but only kind of. Nobody vandalized it besides the incompetent workers he hired. Not that they're dumb, just that they didn't have the proper know-how, and I'm sure some of that $$ was funneled back to him.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
The prime pool vandals are he himself, and his pool guy.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 73d
"Are the vandals in the room with us now, Donald?"
webp@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 73d
Throw the algae in jail.
outerspace@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 73d
He is not desperate, this is just the beginning
Reygle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
Sling shots and AlkaSeltzer. GO FORTH! MAKE US PROUD