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I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 99 pts · 11d

grue@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 11d (2 replies)

Obligatory:

InfernoWarrior@piefed.social · 3 pts · 10d

Perfect. xD

DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 8d

The cat on the left in the second panel looks mediaeval.

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 11d (1 reply)

That’s probably because they used all your drugs

Jhex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 10d

well, sharing is caring kind of thing

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 11d (9 replies)

Drug sniffing dogs don't really work in most cases. They're mainly responding to cues from their handlers.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-03/fact-check-are-drug-dogs-incorrect-75-pc-of-the-time/10568410

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 11d

as I've gotten older I've come to realize almost anything is almost impossible to prove, drugs, bombs, blood splatter, ballistics... it's all just horse shit

PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au · 3 pts · 10d

Cats won't do that.

kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 11d (1 reply)

so maybe they're not cops... just bootlickers who fall for copaganda?

Zorque@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11d

They're good boys who have been corrupted by opportunistic jerks.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10d (4 replies)

The article mentions they aren't necessarily wrong, they just aren't finding a stash. Aka, wipe your coke nose off with your sleeve, dog smells it on the sleeve, doesn't mean you still have a bag of coke on you. Aka no drugs "found" but the dog isn't wrong who had coke on them

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10d (3 replies)

That's also not what's said.

There's plenty of articles debunking this. Other articles make it more clear, that the dogs are responding to their handlers intuitions, in order to make them happy and get treats.

That there "was once drugs in the area in the past some time" or else where at the rave/nightclub/house party, so residual odor claims can be made." isn't the same as confirming that's what the dog was picking up on.

You're falling for cop-logic.

Here's more studies on it. It's widely debunked.

https://www.criminallegalnews.org/news/2018/feb/16/research-needed-do-drug-dogs-respond-drugs-or-handler/

https://advancestudy.org/how-accurate-are-drug-dogs/

https://scienceblog.com/explosive-and-drug-sniffing-dog-performance-is-affected-by-their-handlers-beliefs/

I think the biggest truth that goes unsaid is that cops use sniffer dogs the same way they use lie detectors - as a means of pressuring suspects.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 10d (2 replies)

You're falling for cop logic

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10d (1 reply)

"But the dogs are accurate because there was once upon a time drugs near the general area" (you)

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 10d

Is that what the dog said? It's hard for them to speak with such long tongues.

comador@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 11d (16 replies)

No, but they'll eat your corpse if you die.

Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 11d

what do I care I'm dead

lonefighter@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 11d

Sounds eco friendly to me

EditsHisComments@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 11d

I mean, both do this to be fair

dudeface@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 11d (1 reply)

Not sure why anyone cares what happens after they die, they are dead

jaycifer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 10d

-past generations on climate change

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 11d

But they look so cute while doing it!

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 11d

Worth the trade off tbh

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 11d (5 replies)

I mean they probably wouldn't by choice, of they were able to operate a can opener I bet it'd be a different story. History has shown humans will eat a corpse rather than starve to death too.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 11d (4 replies)

Cats won't wait until your body is cold before they start.

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 11d

What are you basing this on? Because everything I'm finding online says the opposite, that cats only start to eat their owner once other food sources are exhausted and they're in danger of starving.

Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11d

I mean, im not using it anymore and he doesnt know how long until someone finds out. More he eats, less he starves, less i stink. I say go for it

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 3 pts · 10d

Well, if you like your food warm, and don't know how to operate a microwave, your options are kind of sparse.

PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au · 2 pts · 10d

And? I'm cool with that.

Jhex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d

do you have big plans with your corpse after you die?

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 1 pts · 10d

Cats usually starve or escape, unfortunately.

Dogs will eat your face.

Ask your local EMT 🤢

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 10d

Are you saying dogs wouldn't?

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 10d (1 reply)

My dog would never.

This is just cataganda!

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10d

It's dogma

MML@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 10d

They'll gnaw a 3ft plant down to the roots though.

SirActionSack@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 11d (1 reply)

Cats would rat you out on a whim if they had the skills.

PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au · 6 pts · 10d

They do have the skills. We can prove it.

And they don't rat. Cats don't snitch.

Unless you mean 'hunt you like a rat and murder you with alarming sadism'. Large cats will do this. They're adorable.

YaksDC@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 10d (1 reply)

Cats would definitely do drugs with you.

HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 10d

Obviously. Catnip time!

Venator@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 11d

More like the man's best friend...

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 11d (3 replies)

The dogs only find your drugs because they wanna do them with you, cuz they're your best friend.

PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au · 3 pts · 10d (2 replies)

Don't give your dog weed.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 10d (1 reply)

Of course not.

He likes cocaine.

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 10d

Don't let them microdose cacao

Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 10d

And now you need to buy back your drugs from the cats.

CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 10d
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 11d

You say that, but they will become your bestest friend when they start to sniff out truffle.

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d

But they will let you know whether your gonna die

auzy1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d
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doodahjones@piefed.social · 1 pts · 11d

This is truly beautiful. Beautiful.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10d

Chaotic neutral