T-600

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102 Comments

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 150 pts · 8d (12 replies)

I genuinely not sure if this is an AI robot some company is trying to sell, or someone from Trump's cabinet.

And I really need someone to tell me

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 86 pts · 8d (4 replies)

She's a conservative grifter, to absolutely no one's surprise...

pulsey@feddit.org · 32 pts · 8d

that's not answering the question

Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 7d (2 replies)

The fuck?! It never occurred to me to even question if that was a person. I "knew" that it was one of those rubber face, metal skull, "realistic" androids with "expressive" capabilities.

JFC how can you see people like this and think "not evil at all. In fact, clearly the most worthy of all money and power and praise and god's grace"!?!

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7d (1 reply)

they completely lack empathy and are completely detached from humanity and reality.

wonder if that is why they do their make up/plastic surgery to look less human, and more like a doll.

Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d

They hate all things human because they know themselves as irredeemable.

I think deep inside they rightfully see themselves as disgusting, and because we see others as modified versions of ourselves, they see others as disgusting like them. So the only solution is a completely fake presentation that doesn't even look human, but humanish.

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 7d (6 replies)

You know that old website that tested you to see if you could tell serial killers from computer scientists? Maybe we can get one for Real Dolls vs Trump Cabinet members?

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 7d (5 replies)

wouldn't work, they are clearly not dolls, but not because they look human, but because no one would produce dolls that creepy

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 7d (4 replies)

The last two really just walked in and said "just fuck my shit up".

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 7d (3 replies)

There are people who see those faces and actually want it

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Really makes me wonder if the men they are trying to impress even like that look or just pretend to and laugh that they actually did it behind closed doors. And don't care one way or another because they were already getting their sexual desires met by others.

Oh, it just occurred to me that it might even be a "I don't really want you anymore but I don't want anyone else to want you to give you other options, so I'll pretend like getting that work done will make me attracted to you again and then laugh when you realize all you did was ruin your face for everyone."

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d

I'm not an anthropology, but I think it's more likely one if those "beauty and aesthetics are cultural", if you have a group of isolated people they'll develop their own aesthetics.

point being MAGA rich people are stuck on an affluent bubble, a complete echo chamber.

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 7d

Clearly.

ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 87 pts · 8d (10 replies)

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down.

Archer@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Shia LeBouf

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 8d (1 reply)

There's blood on his mouth, there's blood everywhere!

Epp@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 8d

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf!

artifex@piefed.zip · 22 pts · 8d (6 replies)

A tortoise? What’s that?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 8d (2 replies)

You know what a turtle is?

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 8d (1 reply)

That guy from Kentucky?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 8d

Same thing.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 6 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Hm?

Mac@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 8d (1 reply)
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 8d

No, they're clearly talking about me

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 75 pts · 8d (11 replies)

I had to look her up, and the more pictures I see of her, the more I'm convinced she is just skin stretched across a soulless husk.

Edit: her name is Jayme Leagh Franklin

58008@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 8d (4 replies)

I see she shops at the same horsehair hoody emporium as video game cheater Billy Mitchell:

marighost@piefed.social · 24 pts · 8d

You owe him $10,000,000 for saying that!

SarahValentine@pawb.social · 5 pts · 7d (1 reply)

horsehair hoody

☠️

oozynozh@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 7d

it's to go with those teeth

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d

Team Wiebe in tha house!

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 8d

She looks like an animated love doll

Blurntout@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Any videos of the soulless husk getting her skin stretched?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 8d

Fucking howling

im_fine_sandy@nord.pub · 8 pts · 8d

Do you think you could maybe mention her name so we all know who this ... thing is?

OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 7d

She might also be somewhat crosseyed (I'm guessing just from your pic here alone), which could be contributing to the effect?

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 7d

If I had to work with her I'd mystique her name as 'Jaymeh League's like a substitute teacher taking attendance.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 8d (16 replies)

Scrolled by quickly, didn't notice it was a robot. Obviously noticeable after giving it a 1 second look. But kinda scary.

Edit: apparently it's not a robot....? That's even more frightening. Although I looked up other pictures from that press conference? And she looks human in them.

I'd still believe the picture here was a robot if I didn't know any better. Thanks for pointing it out whoever did and others who posted the article.

ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 78 pts · 8d

Just looks like a Maga barbie to me. Most of them would be so lucky to look as lifelike as an android.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 8d (13 replies)

Wait.. it’s a robot? Why would you design a robot with Mara Lago face?

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 8d (9 replies)

The type of people who can't get women prefer the maga the face

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 8d (8 replies)

Funnily enough, that is a maga idiot.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 8d (7 replies)

Ok, see that’s what I thought at first until someone commented about it being a robot. Too much uncanny valley in that face

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 8d (5 replies)

SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 8d (1 reply)

People aren't calling her a robot because she was holding her stomach, they're calling her a robot because she looks fake. A human face shouldn't give you that "uncanny valley" feeling.

Bongles@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 8d

Yeah but if you mentioned that, people would read it and agree. So of course they need to lie about it.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Thanks for posting the article. She looks human there.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 8d

Sort of lol

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 8d

Sorry about that. I legitimately thought she was a robot....I've put an edit on my original comment.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Wtf? I thought it was 100 % like a sex robot or something. That's a real person? That's even more scary....I just thought robot because it looks like one and the terminator comment.

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 4 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Could be both.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d

Fair.

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 8d

I just assumed she needed to take a shit, or was queasy because the president took one. Still, still about drawing attention to yourself as a distraction.

Gerblat@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 8d

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 45 pts · 8d (7 replies)

My reaction to this post was

"A person-" "Wait no, this is clearly a robot or some doll" "WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT A PERSON??" (She is Jayme Leagh Franklin apparently)

mirshafie@europe.pub · 8 pts · 8d

I was convinced it was the proud achievement of some creepy humanoid robot startup, until I read your comment.

mojo_raisin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8d (3 replies)

Jayme Leagh Franklin

Where might one get one of these robots?

shartgargle@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Local dumps or sewers.

gdog05@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Which ones specifically though, there's so many

Epp@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 8d

One of the steaming ones.

DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 8d

!tragedeigh@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Frostbeard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d

Looked at her pictures, this iteration can at least tilt its head both left and right

pigup@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 8d

lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 8d (5 replies)

That's a real person?!

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 8d

Sad huh? Women disfiguring themselves to prove loyalty to maga

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 8d

I also needed to ask, like genuinely I can't tell anymore, not because AI bots have gotten better, but the Maralago face has gotten worse,

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 8d

Yep

mojo_raisin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d (1 reply)

ish

perishthethought@piefed.social · 1 pts · 8d

Realish or personish?

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 8d (1 reply)

When you microplastics

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 7d

This is more like macroplastic.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 8d

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 8d (7 replies)

Screen shot of a Tineye results page saying that the image in the OP (or rather a cropped version including only the face/portrait of the individual in the image in the OP) returns zero results.

Kinda weird, right?

Hackworth@piefed.ca · 31 pts · 8d (5 replies)

Is it actually... Is it Jayme Leagh Franklin?

e: Aye, it is. Photo is here.

raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 8d (3 replies)

HOLY SHIT IT'S A PERSON!?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 8d (2 replies)

It's a reptilian.

They secretly control Trump.

raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 8d (1 reply)

I thought for sure it was one of those sex robots they're trying to use as kindergarten teachers in New York

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 18 pts · 8d

Damn I was born in the wrong generation.

ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d

That video makes the robot argument stronger.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 8d

Tin eye indexes like 1/10000000th of the internet. It especially doesn't work on new images.

HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 22 pts · 8d

The M3GAN franchise is getting out of control

guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 7d

Thunderbirds are go!

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 7d (4 replies)

"I had to wait until he moved on you to zero him."

Okay, hold up. I forgot that line. And I know that this is not the point of the post. But What the Actual Fuck, Reese. You're telling me that Arnold Shwartzenegar moving like a robot is "hard to spot".

You couldn't make an educated guess and say, "hey...that big motherfucker dressed in all leather with no expression on his face seems to be always around when I'm keeping an eye on this Conner chick."

TITL (Today I Tangentially Learned) - Kyle Reese was absolutely dog shit at his ONE JOB.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 7d (2 replies)

While this may be a post hoc explanation the Arnie Terminator variant was one of many variants, Skynet basically had an infiltrator with basically any race, ethnicity, build, or sex. Though I believe the Arnie variant was simply the most common/ oldest version that Skynet had, which mind you still makes Kyle Reese a dumbass but it does make it slightly more forgivable.

Also who knows if he ever encountered an Arnie Terminator before what with the timelines slowly getting increasingly fucked in each subsequent loop, plus who knows what he knew of the old world since the dude was a soldier in a post apocalyptic conflict who may have been a kid or even unborn when the nukes went flying. For all he knows weird Arnie looking dudes being sus was normal.

nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 7d (1 reply)

The one who attacked the humans in the future (when the picture of Sarah gets burned) was a totally different look than Arnold, right?

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 7d

I legit can't remember. Thought it had a hood on or something.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7d

Arnold moving like he did was for us. Not for Reese.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 8d (2 replies)

*high-pitched servo noises*

pigup@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d

With fast enough electronics they can make servo whine above 20khz, making them silent, you only hear the gearsets. Be weird and nerd out on this for half an hour

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 8d

::: spoiler (spoiler for the 1995 film Screamers) :::

benderbeerman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 8d

When the Dr tells you that one of the possible side effects is casting "uncanny valley" on all observers, but you just think that means you got rocking tits

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 7d (1 reply)

I've seen low quality anime sex dolls with more life. No I don't have one, even If I do want one to crucify to my chimney to fuck with people.

I'd settle for a mannequin with sufficient articulation since that's what I need.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 7d

I hope you find one

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 8d

She transin' to largoface.

weps@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8d

let me know when they start making them of some kind of liquid metal poly-alloy

Hackworth@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 8d (1 reply)

I swear they're trying to make these look like the HK-Aerials from Terminator.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 8d

Holy cringe

They manage to make an actual(?) arms manufacturer look like the tacticool guys

umbraroze@piefed.social · 5 pts · 8d

Garbagio@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 8d

Holy alopecia, batman!

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d

You do all that but you skip the Botox to relax the upper lip and let your smile return to human form?

JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 2 pts · 8d

That thing wouldn't pass Chantry Questioning if it ever got the chance. Fucking Demonaic right there.

VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d

Someone thought The Stepford Wives was an instruction manual