The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation.
But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we're just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.
Okay here me out, are you really saying that you don't want him to go to Mars?
I do. Or anywhere else really. Ideally hell. I mean even if hell did not exist, make one and then go to it. (Or I guess it would really be the other way around? 😜)
But you know, Musk fucking off to Mars is also okay with me. Better there then here anyway.
Okay so what happens when they take all of Earth's most precious resources with them when they leave... you know what, fuck it we ball, let's roll out!
That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I'd feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.
I am so fucking annoyed by Microsoft lately. Their mulitstep security that sometimes makes you repeat all the steps randomly. The pain if you have to use multiple accounts. That is almost all for work. And as a teacher, it takes too much time to do these things while trying to run a class, while also having to use a phone to authenticate! Such bullshit!
Uh oh, nuance and subtlety detected - in the direction opposing the approved echo chamber opinion (may it live forever, and which definitely has clothes on), Lemmy will now commence the downvote brigade.
Oh shoot I almost forgot to preemptively throw up my own protective defenses - "I do solemly declare that Microsoft is an evil corporation, named after a soft dick, which must be opposed by all means necessary... and henceforth pledge to only use (Arch) Linux forevermore." (Ha! As if we all weren't already doing that!🤪 Right!? R-right!!?!! R-r-right???)
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DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 77 pts · 2d
2 different versions of outlook that don't work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 18 pts · 2d
It's an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it's yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even... so stupid)
Doug@piefed.social · 5 pts · 2d
And you can’t uninstall them.
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 45 pts · 2d
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 2d
Maybe that's an Alien cock we don't know
Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2d
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can't seem to find the original artist :/
Sergio@piefed.social · 44 pts · 2d
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet...
Nobody@anarchist.nexus · 40 pts · 2d
“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 29 pts · 2d
Two outlook accounts and both aren't working.
Hupf@feddit.org · 11 pts · 2d
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
Manalith@midwest.social · 28 pts · 2d
Don't worry, we've already established that Outlook doesn't work in space.
marcos@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2d
It's not much of a surprise, since it doesn't work on Earth either.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 2d
"Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working."
mkwt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2d
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2d
Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it's the deepest canyon in the solar system.
There's probably nothing scary in there...
PlaneMaker@feddit.org · 5 pts · 2d
The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation. But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2d
why not? is there some local anomaly that causes gravity not to work?
PlaneMaker@feddit.org · 5 pts · 2d
I wouldn’t consider this as falling, but i get your point, i don’t see why sinking shouldn’t also be falling
I should have specified: at least you won’t die from the impact
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d
Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we're just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2d
You're right, thanks for the correction
frank@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2d
It's definitely the largest canyon, if I'm reading Wiki right. It's over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide
el_abuelo@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1d
Wait a second....how do yoh decide it's 4 long and 200 wide instead of 200 long and 4 wide?
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2d
You're right thanks! Late night brain moment
superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d
Copilot
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 11 pts · 2d
Elon Musk.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 5 pts · 2d
Okay here me out, are you really saying that you don't want him to go to Mars?
I do. Or anywhere else really. Ideally hell. I mean even if hell did not exist, make one and then go to it. (Or I guess it would really be the other way around? 😜)
But you know, Musk fucking off to Mars is also okay with me. Better there then here anyway.
not@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2d
Men are from Mars. Elon Musk is not a man he is a pile of dung, he doesn't belong there.
Sabata11792@ani.social · 3 pts · 2d
We can send him and all the other billionaires to Mars, but not enough fuel to come back.
Then turn off communications. Humanity saved.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 2d
Okay so what happens when they take all of Earth's most precious resources with them when they leave... you know what, fuck it we ball, let's roll out!
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 2d
I would rather he stay here and burn on the planet he and other rich assholes have fucked up and we go to Mars and start over without those parasites.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
A portal to hell. Which just leads back to Earth.
myyass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
I'd volunteer to be knee deep in hell.
Im_old@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
signs written in comic sans
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2d
The CocaCola logo
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
Wherever you go coca cola's already been
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2d
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
Mars gusta
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2d
Goddamnit now I see it too
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth
Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully
Manalith@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2d
That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I'd feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.
borQue@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2d
Teams already takes 22 minutes to work... add the delay to that and you'll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2d
Ack ack ack!
billwashere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
I heard they sent all the copies of windows vista there
rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2d
2nd most
A crashed Red Tesla
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
Claude.
That's far more terrifying than Teams.
Pyron@feddit.org · 3 pts · 2d
Microplastics
Jaberw0cky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
An AI data centre..
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
A MAGA hat.
vane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
AI datacenter
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 21h
Why do I see a fucking face looking at this picture it's like Mars has extreme apathy or depression with this face => •_•
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
An exact copy of Innsbruck, people and all, but everyone is 3 days older there
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d
I'd vote for science memes.
multifariace@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18h
I am so fucking annoyed by Microsoft lately. Their mulitstep security that sometimes makes you repeat all the steps randomly. The pain if you have to use multiple accounts. That is almost all for work. And as a teacher, it takes too much time to do these things while trying to run a class, while also having to use a phone to authenticate! Such bullshit!
polydactyl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Ourselves.
Bismyth@piefed.social · 2 pts · 2d
a smaller mars
stumu415@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d
Another something orange.
Coldgoron@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d
Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 2d
i like teams. its an easy way for companies to implement remote work.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 2d
Uh oh, nuance and subtlety detected - in the direction opposing the approved echo chamber opinion (may it live forever, and which definitely has clothes on), Lemmy will now commence the downvote brigade.
Oh shoot I almost forgot to preemptively throw up my own protective defenses - "I do solemly declare that Microsoft is an evil corporation, named after a soft dick, which must be opposed by all means necessary... and henceforth pledge to only use (Arch) Linux forevermore." (Ha! As if we all weren't already doing that!🤪 Right!? R-right!!?!! R-r-right???)
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 20h
I like the idea, but the implementation is stilted at best.
Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org · 1 pts · 2d
Microslop itself *
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
m3t00@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
no oxygen. literally petrifying.
bartvbl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
But the view will be breathtaking.
echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2d
That's not what petrifying means
m3t00@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
give it time
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 20h
I think Mars is still an oxide planet. Surely a petrofying planet would be carbonic, like Titan?
AviAdi@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2d
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