I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.
Well, I can neither confirm or deny that I'm a nice person but people do sure say nice things about me (just look at almost any comment on this post). But I can confirm that you are a nice person
On Reddit I would be sarcastic, cheeky, blunt and arrogant. Only because everyone else is on there.
But here the community is nicer already. Even so, I want this place. to be a better place. So even if someone on lemmy is the above descriptors, I'll always be kind.
109 Comments
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com · 91 pts · 2y
Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes...
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I want to know what angered the garden gnome
Taco2112@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Thants not just any garden gnome, that’s David the Gnome.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
There used to be a subreddit that posted juxtapositions like this. I love it.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 2y
I like your cock.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 65 pts · 2y
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 2y
God I love Cyanide and Happiness.
johsny@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Nice cock, Bro.
elvith@feddit.de · 25 pts · 2y
Thanks! Here's the tax:
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You should be proud
xan1242@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Hey Shadow, what do you think of this guy's cock?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That's a mighty fine cock for pissing on wives.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 68 pts · 2y
yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.
its funnier today
shadowSprite@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 13 pts · 2y
Ouch
toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
Watch yer step Mr Terwiliger
mPony@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 6 pts · 2y
agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle
mPony@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"Alright! Back to 1 everybody!! Get those ice-packs ready.... aaaaaannnd... ACTION!!"
gregorum@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Oh, don’t feel bad. I would’ve laughed at you just as much yesterday.
folkrav@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Holy shit mate. No concussion? Happy to hear you’re doing better today.
0ops@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Oh shit I did that detailing a model x once. Stupid gullwing doors
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to the belt.
The bar tender asks, "What's up with the wheel?"
The pirate responds, "ARR, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 2y
I agree, you wonderful sunshine!
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 2y
☀️
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we're already friends.
mriormro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That's how you get shanked.
kofe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
And everyone should be friends with Satan 💜
QuincyPeck@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!
circuitfarmer@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 13 pts · 2y
Thank you, have a nice day (·:
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
You look ,gret today! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, take care
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 8 pts · 2y
thank you (-:
However that doesn't really make sense on the internet
TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Maybe they can see you 👀
LadyLikesSpiders@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
I think it's really cool that you think we need more random kindness. I agree ^^
doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
I like you
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 8 pts · 2y
And I like you, friendly person on the internet
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Cheers! 🍻
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 2y
🍻
aeharding@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Welcome to Lemmy, I love you
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 2y
And I love you, stranger on the internet
Aurelius@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 2y
I'm having a good time, thanks for asking! (: take car
Aurelius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You too! Thank you
technomad@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
This guy just gave you his car!!!
Lol
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Knock knock
SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 2y
Who's there
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Have-a
SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 2y
Have-a who?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Have-a nice day!
Hah, got 'em!
SorteKanin@feddit.dk · 11 pts · 2y
You scallywag!
OminousOrange@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
It seems owenfromcanada has ding dong dashed you.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Well that wouldn't be very nice at all.
tastysnacks@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Nothings wrong with a ding dong
technomad@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 2y
But fuck dashes though. Lol
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 2y
come in!
heartpatcher@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
jaredwhite@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
My daughter told me she was getting paper from the other room to draw on, and as she ran off I replied "Sounds ink-credible!"
yeah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
applause
mPony@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Hjalmar is right. Good for them. Being randomly friendly is fucking decent.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
I'm already giving it my all.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 8 pts · 2y
I know (:
LarryTheMatador@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
irreticent@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
technomad@slrpnk.net · -1 pts · 2y
Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I hope this becomes lemmys one outet for kind behavior.
VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I hope it spreads and you see some politeness and good spirit in other threads occasionally
Zink@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
Hell yes we should. It’s good for the communities and it’s even better for ourselves.
gregorum@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
How very sweet of you to say
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Thanks for posting! Have a great day!
raptore39@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
That is a great idea 👍. Thank you for making Lemmy an even more positive place. I
'm still not sure what a language comment is.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 2y
ooh, i'm really surprised that it took 103 comments for someone to point that out (I fixed it)
taiyang@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
But what about all those lovely 7+ paragraph diatribes we get instead? Lol
But yes, it can really sour my day just to have someone comment something halfway mean-- more positivity would be nice.
urda@lebowski.social · 5 pts · 2y
WanderingVentra@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I love you
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
I love you
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retrieval4558@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
OP you're a nice person and people say nice things about you
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 0 pts · 2y
Well, I can neither confirm or deny that I'm a nice person but people do sure say nice things about me (just look at almost any comment on this post). But I can confirm that you are a nice person
Barking@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Will bring out the good biscuits, and heat up the kettle for us all.
Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
piefedderatedd@piefed.social · 4 pts · 2y
+1 :)
ieightpi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
On Reddit I would be sarcastic, cheeky, blunt and arrogant. Only because everyone else is on there.
But here the community is nicer already. Even so, I want this place. to be a better place. So even if someone on lemmy is the above descriptors, I'll always be kind.
spirinolas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Great idea, so simple yet you're the only one who actually thought of this. You rock!
Lemmy gave me cavities
Hobbes@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
This is not a shower thought. It's just a thought.
knatsch@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
While your comment doesn't fit with the request made by op, i appreciate your contribution which made me and a few others interact with this post.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 0 pts · 2y
What's the difference? To be onest I only realised that it is shower thought and not show your thought a few days ago
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Shower thoughts tend to be deep sounding. Some times they're good ideas to ponder, others can fall apart of you think too deeply.
Like, "Why don't we attach solar panels to cars?" People can go on lots of reasons why it's a good idea, bad idea, etc.
Where yours, there's no real depth to it. It might as well have been posted on casual conversations or a community post.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Bepis
kakes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Imo there's no need for it to be "random." Just add to the discussion in a friendly, supportive way.
HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
What a great idea. Thanks for taking the time to share it with us :-)
BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 3 pts · 2y
Go bro, keep at it
Pantherina@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
That post was really relaxing on my brain!
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 0 pts · 2y
how nice to hear
Zerlyna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
:)
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 2y
=| :+)
Servais@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y
Definitely!
Feel free to join on !casualconversation@lemmy.world , we try to keep it friendly and casual
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 2y
I've already joined! Amazing community 😀
Servais@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 2y
Nice!
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That's a very thoughtful thing to say!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I had a date last night. It was great.
Tonight I plan on having a grape.
(My ex wife laughed when I told her this)
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Whatever, you've got great ideas and probably smell nice.
Lolman228@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Or I could cut you into small pieces and feed you to the hounds
technomad@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
You're very wholesome OP, we need more people like you 😁
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 2y
Well I'm probably not the most wholesome person here, I just happened to get ~100 wholesome comments on this post
technomad@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
Nice!
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That's a great idea internet person...I mean quack quack
maculata@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Your arse looks lovely in that dress.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
sounds
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You look great and I love the way your mother/SO/wife/grandma/neighbor/brother dresses you.
MacedWindow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
French :^)
valentinkukuha@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y
Sounds like a great idea, I'll definetely leave one :з
li10@lemmy.ml · -2 pts · 2y
I’d rather not tbh
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · -6 pts · 2y
Jesus loves you :)