I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
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AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."
0110010001100010@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
lol same, or maybe "hold my beer."
0_0j@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this
Pronell@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
Ah fuck.
Chozo@fedia.io · 20 pts · 2y
I can't believe you've done this.
jcg@halubilo.social · 6 pts · 2y
For the uninitiated
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 2 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
For the uninitiated
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
That is some good sucker punch
Arcynic@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"
Today@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Look, a kitty!
0_0j@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
What are you gonna do, stab me?
bitfucker@programming.dev · 11 pts · 2y
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
kambusha@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Manzas@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 2y
28 Stab wounds
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 2y
So long and thanks for all the fish.
xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Ah. That was sweet.
MellowSnow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Death by snu snu?
xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.
Pronell@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Love that perspective.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'
mp3@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
vvv@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y
The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
HubertManne@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Wholesome, like it.
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
Corno@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "
orb360@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Hang on, almost figured it...
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 7 pts · 2y
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Fuckin finally
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Same as my first word. Shit.
Maestro@fedia.io · 7 pts · 2y
Probably "Oops...."
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
More of a "Whoops" guy myself
victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
What a save!
ogmios@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Ah, fuck.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."
Pulpogarden@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
I told you I was sick!
Kalkaline@leminal.space · 6 pts · 2y
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--
TheBlackKnight@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Aurë Entuluva!
Xaphanos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hurin Thalion. Excellent choice. I like you.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Gazpacho soup.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I left you a present..
Mikelius@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.
jehreg@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
"It was...fun."
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
"What could possibly go wrong?"
investorsexchange@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y
Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Sounds ok, it's better than half the responses here. :)
fjordbasa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I don’t want to go
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"Freedom, at last...!"
Tixanou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
invertedspear@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”
I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Today is a good day to die
orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
"Oh fuck…"
fjordo@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
I'm glad it's over
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2y
I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"About fucking time."
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
Mangoholic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Oh, come on... real...
mdhughes@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
"What was that noise?"
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]
nutsack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
im surrounded by idiots
groats_survivor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
"That's not good, I'm not happy"
7heo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y
Time to go.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Cya
JohnnyCache@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y
Avenge me.
esc27@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
There is always money in the...
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
That’s is!?!? That was mid.
trk@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
"Hopefully I'll do better next time"
TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
investorsexchange@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
🎶Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land…🎶
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Smoke em if you got em
Default_Defect@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
Butt cheeks
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It's about time.
Threadsdeadbaby@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Kill...meee.... hopefully