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What people think a typical English breakfast is:

What a typical English breakfast actually is:

Not a single vegetable was harmed

That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.

Coffee

Coffee

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to go

Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Stop

Fifteen coffees

13 coffees and a single dry toast.

Are you american

15 cups of coffee

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

Hashbrowns

I take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s

may i have a glass of water please

Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk

Coffee x15

Bacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.

Bacon thrice.

Coffee thrice.

This is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.

𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖞 𝕯𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖑

Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

wheres water?

Ain't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes

Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam.

I'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...

I think I will keep the 15 dollars.

15 coffees.

Eggs

Toast Toast Toast

Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

This isn't a shitpost it's an IHOP ad

2 milk

4 biscuit.

$6 is a steal.

Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day

Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.

With these options, it's more like a $23 breakfast

The only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee

there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.

Who the hell is having chips for breakfast

I'm calling the breakfast police

Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning

Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.

14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.

Crêpes > pancakes

The 1$ and 4$ is the only choices..the rest is sugar and carbs. No thanks.

Coffee and toast for me. I'll save the other $12 for lunch.

Bacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.

I require French toast though

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.

Starvation is free

Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?

No thanks, I'll stay home

Sausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee

Bacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk... is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I'll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.

Eggs bacon hasbrowns toast oj milk

Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,

All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don't want anything else. can I still participate?

Where are the beans?

Well I don't see any damn gravy to go with those biscuits so I guess I'm gonna have to go with a $4 sausagep late plus $1 glass of milk and hope someone has some flour I can borrow.

My final order would be a double order of biscuits and gravy, and use the remaining dollar for a cup of coffee.

Sausage, eggs on toast, bacon, and a glass of milk.

Coffee, hash browns, eggs. Then I spend my remaining money on hot sauce or green chile.

So there's fried carbs with extra sugar on top, highly processed animal products, regular baked carbs, or sugar in a cup... eghh

Give me oatmeal that's healthy and costs $1.

2 coffee and french fries. And gimme back my $10.

$4 Sausage $4 Eggs $4 Bacon $2 Toast $1 OJ

The price seems very high for each ingredient but it sounds great as a breakfast

Sausage, Eggs, Bacon, Biscuits and coffe

Eggs + bacon + toast + coffee = $11 breakfast.

3 bacon plates

1 coffee

Done

Bruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.

Sausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).

Those prices aren't bad at all

easy.

• coffee - cream and sugar
• toast - sourdough, buttered
• hash browns - add Chipotle Tabasco
• bacon - barely crispy
• eggs - over easy, so I can dip my toast in the runny yolk
• more coffee - more cream and more sugar

best breakfast. fite me.
might make breakfast for dinner tonight.

Three bacons and a hash browns.

All of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.

Damn, there's no goat hair here. Guess I'm out

Bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits (or toast), coffee.

Coffee 1$

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, Home Fries, Coffee, OJ. BAM. Perfect breakie. Just don't forget the tobasco!

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, 2 OJs and 3 Milks

Eggs, hash browns, biscuits (if they are with squeezed pork greives, otherwise english muffin), espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso aaaand espresso.

That 15$, right?

Sausage, Egg, water

What no French toast?!

Sausage, eggs, home fries, english muffin, milk, oj

CCBAC

Sasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.

Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.

sausage sausage hash hash oj

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

1x sausage 2x eggs 3x milk

I read Oil instead of OJ and just thought man that's some American breakfast option

Blueberry pancakes, sausage, OJ, coffee. I don't need/want any more

Sausage, eggs, bacon, toast, oj

Bruh I'm just having a coffee and a lil krentebol with some butter and cheese

Milk, milk, coffee, English Muffin, bacon, eggs (where's my cheese?)

sausage, eggs, double serving of hash browns, either oj or coffee depending on mood.

Where is the sour milk? Where are the rasins? where is the sugar? Where is the cinnamon?

3 x bacon 1 x toast 1 x coffee

Eggs, hashbrowns, toast, OJ, milk and biscuits. This is just my regular breakfast lol

Eggs, Bacon, hash browns, toast, coffee, and orange juice please

15 glasses of orange juice. Then I'll wonder where the dark bread is.

And cold fried chicken.

Anyway, Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits, OJ.

Bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and a $1 tip to whoever cleans the bathroom

What the fuck is... home fries?

the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.

Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, orange juice, coffee x3

Coffee, toast, chocolate chip pancake.

And the change I'll to any person who wants to buy more things for them.

Blueberry, sausage, hash browns, biscuits, coffee.

Bowl of cereal, apple, cup of tea, couple of digestives to dunk. None of which are on the list...

Are refills free? If so, I'm fine at $1 most days.

Also, where are: plain pancakes, sausage gravy, waffles, and anything remotely resembling something other than "northern US white people food" for lack of a better term.

• Cinnamon swirl
• Bacon
• French fries
• Toast
• Tea

No mash?

Blueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.