Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
it's barely a variation on it, and also doesn't make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you'd like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it's still two family names.
but we already know through several examples that she doesn't give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it's most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn't have to tell her.
it's the same reason she didn't use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It's more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.
The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See "going Dutch" "Dutch courage" "Dutch treat" "Dutch uncle". :)
Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don't have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I've never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren't French!
There wouldn't be a dick joke. You'd be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you'd be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness.
Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she's willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.
I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.
139 Comments
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 1y
I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
yeather@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
I don’t get it
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
SIRona RYAN
Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!!”
uuldika@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
I'm not native English and I don't know enough gay lingo. What's wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
uuldika@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y
"Sir" is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Thank you. That kicked out "My Shirona" whenever I read the name.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.
Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Or Amanda Richardson
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
😂😂😂
konalt@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y
Paddy McCarbombing
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol · 46 pts · 1y
Tequitaco Sanchez
lobut@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 1y
Ching Chong
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
pyre@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
Gladaed@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
pyre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
it's barely a variation on it, and also doesn't make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you'd like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it's still two family names.
but we already know through several examples that she doesn't give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it's most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn't have to tell her.
it's the same reason she didn't use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.
Naich@lemmings.world · 45 pts · 1y
Fuckterfs Fuckrowling
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Here son, drink this, it'll help. A potion of mother's milk.
CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 1y
Jean Luc Baguette
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Captain of the starship Frenchie
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
Frencherprise
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Damn. That's way better.
Noerknhar@feddit.org · 34 pts · 1y
Harald Töpfer.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
Adalbert Taumeltor
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
You'd be a banker at gringots i suppose?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Yup
pyre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
i almost choked on my food reading this
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how's aunt Frieda?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 1y
Gunther Eagleman
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 1y
Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That's pretty clever, but luckily for me it's just a shit post
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
That's what a fed would say! And someone that's not a fed would say!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Ah shit it's feds all the way down
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Dudes out here glowing like a rave
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
Whence the name Fediverse
dumbass@quokk.au · 26 pts · 1y
Cuntious Goonbag
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y
Kimchi Chong
SuluBeddu@feddit.it · 25 pts · 1y
Giovanni Espresso
cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Or this https://youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98
gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com · 22 pts · 1y
Tory Whiteman
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Red Eaglefeather. Obvs
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y
Heinrich Himmler? I don't know, I don't like J.B. Bowlingball
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Adie Goosestep
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
Göring Rolling
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Whitey McCracker
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
User name does not check out.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 1y
It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit....
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What's your point?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You know what my point is, but since you're pretending, I'll pretend too: gay isn't a pejorative.
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
Also this guy: "I'm Canadian"
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
Am I?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Andrew Redskin
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This guy collecting ethnicities like it's bingo.
uuldika@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y
Tina Cracker.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it · 14 pts · 1y
Pasta Italianman
Or Italia Pastaman
Maybe Peppino Mafiera
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 1y
Hans Wurst
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Wait until you see Hans Best!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I love this, because a "Hans worst" in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Same in German (that's the joke ;)
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she'd call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Johnny Canuck
pyre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
nah first name would probably be Sori
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Buddy Guy
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
Wyatt Yankstrash
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 1y
Gaylord Perriwinkle.
rbos@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y
sorry but that has to be Win der Mill
rbos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
There are two things in the world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
Really? I don't know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don't; I've never met a Dutch person I didn't like.
Billy the who now?
rbos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It's more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.
The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See "going Dutch" "Dutch courage" "Dutch treat" "Dutch uncle". :)
I'm mostly teasing. It's more funny than serious.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don't have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I've never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren't French!
rbos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Amen. About the only thing that unites Quebec with the rest of Canada is a mutual distaste for the French.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Pasty McBeergut
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.
EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Write that down! Write that down!!
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y
Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Shawn White
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Wright Devil
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Cletus Luxlunae. He'd specialize in spirits. And he'd hate TERFs because they ain't minding their own fucking business.
zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
François LaGrenouille
58008@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Potatrick Tuberman
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Probably Unga Boonga
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Turk Kebabman
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
Honkey McRoundeye
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Methany Peckerwood
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Frenchy McPistols
Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France
But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
There wouldn't be a dick joke. You'd be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you'd be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness. Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she's willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, why do the brits equate fat with evil so damn much?
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Mayo von Nnaise
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Jose Frijoles Sanchez
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 1y
I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad 😎
swagmoney@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
cracker bongcloud
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 1y
Mudbob Laqueefastien
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 6 pts · 1y
Cowram Pisswa Swamy
Betinem@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Gord Hockeyson
shneancy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Jacob Kowalski who sells pączki... hang on a minute!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Nonya Business
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Grungeathan Dampflannel
fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Asian Invasion.
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Constant-Guin Poutine-Tremblay
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Spickus spokus
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Jakob Hansen
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Inni The Beginnging
Meron35@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Nia Nubia
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Howan Weto Bakko
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Gunter Schnapsholder
smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 3 pts · 1y
Hans Wurst
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Dammit, you beat me! :D
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ah an Italian, how international of you!
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Killum Ruski these days it would seem.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Romeo G Detlef Jr.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Adolf Hilterman
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
I'm white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · -1 pts · 1y
Oh no! The world is doomed
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That's a weird name