Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

LOL, just thinking about is too funny,

I'd watch that though.

sun-dried Tobey Maguire

(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)

That's for the spoof lol

Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.

Haha, came here to say that too.

They should do something like "Young Indiana Jones" but for Bond. He's an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.

Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie

He's the most awful anything to anything though. It's cheating.

I mean, he's done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.

Watch Uncut Gems if you don't believe me that his range is incredible.

Only problem is his age would mean you'd have to set him as a retired or M-style Bond.

Honestly, a Bond that survived, became the leadership at MI6 and got drawn back into the field could be a great movie.

Edit: this made me rewatch The Man From Uncle when I realized I was describing a certain character. Put him in one of those roles and I think he'd nail it.

Or not, suave might be outside his range after all 🤷‍♂️

Kinda done.: You Don't Mess with the Zohan

I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I'd boycott the film but I could see it working.

Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅

Perfect

Ah. Beat me to it.

I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.

I thought it was WORST, not BEST!

Whatever is the opposite of this answer is what op was looking for.

You win 🤢

Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.

Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.

Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”

You had to pick the worst, not the best!

Already done: Johnny English

Black Adder will always be better than any Bond

This is the one.

Because I'm genuinely scared it could happen.

He acts human terribly. 🤷

I'd watch the fuck out of that.

Oh, now, wait a minute...!

Tom Green.

Shit, didn't have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I'd still watch the shit out of it.

The pedophile?

Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.

Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly

Oh, you're one of those people that can't admit their mistakes?

(As a zombie)

You got a petition going?

Pauly Shore as Pinocchio as James Bond. Instant hit.

*yelling Iago voice*
MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.

I didn't say best for the role!

(As a zombie)

Kevin Hart as Q.

That laugh. That god damned laugh.

Would she be a serious or silly bond?

I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.

Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito

I would unironically watch this once a week.

I'd watch it

You were supposed to choose the worst, not the best

he's a gem though

I think Bond was supposed to look like a boring nobody that was easy to forget and disappear in the background. and easy to underestimate.

Nick Frost is perfect for that.

Got a shovel?

Ezra Miller

I'd watch it.

It's Hart like a deer but solid pick

I love it, that might finally kill off the franchise

Adam Sandler!

It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I'm ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.

Oh man, I almost want him to try xD

Have I met these henchmen before?

The President as an actor?!

Gone too late 🥀

This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?

Inability to follow instructions.

#FAIL

That last line, lmfao

you mean Jeremy Renner. yeah he's so annoying

Leslie Bibb

Elijah Could but would Elijah Wood?

I'd watch a "weekend at Bernie's" Bond flick starring the dessicated corpse of Marlon Brando. However bad it is, I've seen worse.

Yeah a "straight to VHS and DVD" Bond Jr. xD

I'm pretty sure after Wednesday left the Beekeeper's shed, that Uncle Fester ate the hibernating bees

Nope I want to see this.

Anyone got a shovel, we're about to bring a career back to life!

But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!

I would watch this.

I think he's a bad fit for Bond, but not THE worst. I'm thinking Owen Wilson or Ben Stiller.

Oh man! I mean from what I remember James Bond often had anxiety with the female leads, so it's perfect

Sacha Baron Cohen. If he played Borat playing Bond, yes, that would be hilariously bad.