Those monstrosities should be f*ing illegal

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niartenyaw@midwest.social · 101 pts · 317d (1 reply)

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 316d

Oh wow. They did the math.

SirMaple__@lemmy.ca · 78 pts · 317d (1 reply)

They really should be! They're like cockroaches here in Alberta...they're everywhere.

Fyurion@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 317d

I know right, children are the worst

coaxil@lemmy.zip · 74 pts · 317d (2 replies)

Emotional support vehicles, lol

crusa187@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 317d

Gender Affirming

Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 316d

Pavement princesses. Will never haul a load heavier than some groceries, maybe a couple 2x4s, and the owner's fat ass.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 317d (10 replies)

Since I live in a place where driving is necessary (Texas), I drive a smaller electric car.

From my perspective, even small SUVs are far too big. If I'm behind them at a light, I can't see when the light changes.

I was recently surprised to learn that in other countries, they have popular versions of pickup trucks that are smaller than almost anything you can find here in the states.

Anybody who buys a vehicle that size in OP's picture would have to be a sociopath. They do not consider how other people are affected by their selfish actions.

FishFace@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 317d (8 replies)

From my perspective, even small SUVs are far too big. If I'm behind them at a light, I can't see when the light changes.

Have you tried stopping further back? Works with lorries too. Also means you have room to manoeuvre without reversing if the vehicle breaks down.

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 317d (3 replies)

The general rule is that you should be able to see the rear tyres of the car in front. If you can't, you're too close.

Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 317d

Yeah, I'm learning to drive at the moment and my instructor tells me I should be able to see tyres on tarmac when stopping.

FishFace@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 317d

And a slice of tarmac just below/behind those tyres.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 315d

“the undercarriage” I ‘member from many moons ago (but not sure of modern advice)

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 316d

The only reason I need to see the light change is if the light is at an intersection with a lot of traffic so I can toot my horn at inattentive drivers more quickly.

So, it's not particularly important, and often, those intersections need you to stay closer to the car in front of you, because especially in Texas, I think, probably 70-ish percent of drivers don't know how to use lanes correctly. They line up in one lane leaving a second lane almost empty. So you have to pull forward to give more people behind you the chance to change into a good lane.

TLDR I want to see the light to help traffic move, but pulling forward can also help traffic move.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 315d

Still think about some dashcam footage of an explosion on a highway. Some vehicles were able to make immediate U-turns.

I may not be prepared for but I am always ready to make an immediate U-turn if a meteor strikes traffic way down the road 🤷‍♂️ 😬

mp3@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 313d (1 reply)

I just want a decently sized hatchback with a spacious trunk.

FishFace@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 313d

They exist; do you mean you want other people to choose them instead of SUVs? Me too.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 316d

The thought of what America would be like if kei trucks were popular...

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 317d (2 replies)

*fucking. You can say fucking on the internet. Don't worry, we won't tell your mommy.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 317d (1 reply)

I didn't know, fuck you very much ! :-)

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 316d

You're fucking welcome.

rem26_art@fedia.io · 31 pts · 317d (1 reply)

I always get nervous whenever i see one of these new GM pickups cuz they are just wayy too tall.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 317d

And you know the driver's not a bright spark.

ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 317d

btw when they blind me at night going 75 mph in the rocky mountains, i find it to be deadly too.

Stern@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 316d (2 replies)

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 316d

If I recall my driver's ed, most current "rules of the road" (such as leave a two second gap) are based around WW2 tank driving regulations.

Econgrad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 316d

I want to see your pic but I can't download it or magnify it.

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 317d (1 reply)

The solution will never be ending the obvious problem, but rather replacing windshields with giant LCDs using front mounted cameras or something.

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 317d

I was genuinely going to ask, if this thing has a front camera for driving into a parking bay. Even if you lean forward and stretch your neck, you'll hardly see the parking bay coming up...

abfarid@startrek.website · 26 pts · 317d (3 replies)

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apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 317d (2 replies)

I'm not alone in thinking of this every time I see a gigantic vehicle.

axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 317d (1 reply)

https://youtu.be/MI7Tq6sRxE4 is what I think of

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 317d

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,

smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,

It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

magic_internet_wizard@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 317d (1 reply)

But how will I advertise how insecure I am about my small wiener if I can't drive a monster with five gallons to the mile on diesel?

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 316d

Don't worry, yours is legally a prosthesis which is protected under the ADA

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 316d (9 replies)

YSK you can say "fuck" on the internet

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 316d (3 replies)

Especially on the fediverse, we don't have corporate sponsors, who want us to be sterilized.

Machinist@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 316d (2 replies)

Our corporate owners sponsors don't want us to be sterilized. They want us to breed more good little consumers.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 316d (1 reply)

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madjo@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 316d

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Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 316d

Well ****

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 316d

Well fuck

jkercher@programming.dev · 5 pts · 316d

It's a form of engagement hacking.

NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 316d

Eh, you can also say f*ing if you want ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

madjo@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 316d

ok, let me try this... duck! DUCK! Does my F key even work? Duck! Fck! Fuk! FCUK! Nope, apparently, I can't

stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 316d (2 replies)

We should start packing nitroglycerin into kids backpacks to force drivers to be more careful. Sure, some kids would die unnecessarily but dead children seems to be a price Americans are very willing to pay.

cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 316d

Sure but what if some parents are too lazy or bad with money to be able to buy their children nitroglycerin without receiving government handouts? I don't want my tax dollars helping strangers kids.

/s seems necessary here

0x0@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 315d

Didn't that other dude say something similar about gun deaths?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 21 pts · 317d (2 replies)

I concur.

No more creepy mannequins.

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 317d

yeah, I thought OP was struggling with some dark thoughts before I realized what sub it was.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 316d
cynar@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 316d (9 replies)

Trying to ban them would be extraordinarily difficult. A potential solution would be to push to reclassify them as trucks, under trucking regulations (I'm unsure how this is done in the US). Once you need a tachograph and a requirement to keep driving records, it would cut back on sales. It also still allows "legitimate" usage. This would weaken the argument against the change.

Basically anything where you can't see a 5 year old within 0.5m of your bumper should be under "truck" rules, not "car" rules.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 316d (7 replies)

For this purpose, it’s not a question of banning them, but adding pedestrian safety regulations. You can still build these monstrosities while also providing better visibility and less likelihood for victims to be run over.

It’s just banning the “wall” of the front. That’s only required as a style choice and style should not trump safety

I’ve actually been paying more attention lately since my brother bought a Chevy Behemoth Silverado EV. As a big and tall guy I’m used to being bigger than most people I encounter, but looking at the “wall” at the front of these vehicles, it is also well above my center of mass. I would also be thrown down and run over. It’s not just children but there really is no “big enough” to survive getting hit with those

(And yes I will keep giving my brother a hard time. After All these years of owning a house and large property where he could have argued he needed a truck, he gets one after he gave up that property. He bought this monstrosity to commute alone and do road trips alone. Nothing to tow. Nothing to haul.)

Soup@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 316d (2 replies)

“Nothing to to tow, nothing to haul.” is so typical. And when they do it’s something even a sedan could pull or a van would have been better for. And then they’ll claim they want winter safety even as I comfortably rip by them in a blizzard with my goddamn BRZ(partly because I actually bought winter tires and they think their frozen “all-terrain” tires are good enough).

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 315d (1 reply)

I know a guy who's like 250 lbs and like 3 feet wide at the shoulders and he has driven an early 2000s honda fit hatchback for two decades with a family of four. He has a work truck he borrows sometimes to haul things, which he does way more than anyone I know with a truck (farmworkers excluded). Nobody needs one of these shitty ass giant trucks.

Soup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 315d

100%! It’s all ego and/or stupidity. I’m 6’-5” and get in that BRZ no problem. People ask me how I fit and it’s like…”easily?”. It’s really not that big a deal!

Some old coworkers of mine rode motorcycles(most of us did, it was a bike shop) and the two sales guys who had been to the track once bought F-150s for the purpose(not a trailer, they were going to use the bed). The poorer parts guy had a little Ford Transit that fit his Ninja and the guy who made MotoGP parts on the side and raced semi-professionally had a Mercedez Metris that he could keep locked up tight. My Ninja just rode on a trailer when it needed to move.

BanMe@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 316d (3 replies)

We fixed the problem with SUV blindspots by putting rear view cameras on cars, I almost wonder if the solution here is more cameras. Front-facing would get much dirtier tho.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 316d

Maybe, but why not

  • bumper must be a specific height
  • headlights must be a specific height
  • hood must be sloped so a standard driver can see X
  • front face must be lower than center of mass for X, so they are more likely to go over than under
  • hood must deform on pedestrian impact (I believe this is required in parts of Europe)

You can do all this to greatly improve survivability of your victims and it only impacts style choices. You can still drive your monstrosity while not killing other people

PedestrianError@towns.gay · 5 pts · 316d

@BanMe @AA5B Cameras do nothing for people who are hit with the vehicle because the driver is operating it negligently or to reduce the environmental impact (in fact they increase it by using more energy & rare earth minerals). Cameras are a very expensive harm reduction strategy, not a full solution to the problem of oversized vehicles.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 316d

The solution is not buy these stupid vehicles.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 316d

I'm feeling similarly. Require a minimum sight lines for shorter humans in front of the vehicle, and lower weight/size limitations on vehicles for a standard Class D license, and a short 1-2 year grandfather period for folks who already own a vehicle that they'll require additional licensing to continue driving so that they can either trade it or get their ducks in a row and continue driving their vehicle legally.

These gigantic trucks and SUVs are unacceptable on our roads and they keep adding extra wear to our roads due to the increased weight, require larger parking spaces and of course are far more deadly to those outside of the vehicle in any kind of collision. They need to be regulated back into the niches their classes were originally designed to fill.

And for those saying "oh but I need a bed for this that and the other" guess what? you can buy a trailer. Drive around an efficient vehicle then hook up an 8 foot trailer (bigger than basically any truck bed these days!) when you need to haul shit

mereo@piefed.ca · 19 pts · 317d (3 replies)

Doing groceries is a heavy duty task!

Katana314@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 317d

There’s a sardonic chuckle from me every time I pass an SUV stopped at a red light in the bike lane…while carrying more groceries in my saddle bags than all of its combined cargo.

i_love_FFT@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 317d

These bbq crates from Costco need to be mobed with a forklift

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 316d

Gotta fill that truck bed with bulk-purchase Pringles.

Hacksaw@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 316d (1 reply)

I thought this was about the freaky little mankins, I was like "yeah they're freaky, but banned is a bit harsh" then I saw that the background was a modern truck grille, not a building.

untorquer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 316d

Oof yeah ban both

hash@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 317d

First time I sat in the passenger seat of one I was still shocked. it's even more frustrating that if you actually need to tow something heavy you have no option to avoid this outside an older truck. Some manufacturer should clue in and advertise a 3/4 ton as that won't make you kill the neighbor's kid. And I want sightlines, not cameras.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 316d (3 replies)

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride!

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 316d (2 replies)

Four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!

strcrssd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 316d

No, never. That would scream mass transit, or the B(us) word. Unacceptable. Think of all the unclean, dirty people with darker skin that I would be forced to look at unfairly.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d

Seats four 400 lb men.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 317d

Cars are dangerous enough. Deathbox has gotta go.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 316d (20 replies)

Well, I assume the idea is to see the children before they're that close....

That being said, from my small vehicle I could probably tell what shoes someone is wearing from the same distance that the driver of one of these monstrosities can barely tell their hair color.

I get why trucks exist, I just don't get why so many people drive them as their primary or only vehicle when they don't regularly haul anything more than groceries.

DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 316d

Well, I assume the idea is to see the children before they're that close....

It is, but that does not help you when you stop to talk with the neighbour and their child runs in front of your car while you don't see.

It should at least be mandatory to have a front & rear facing cameras and proximity sensors for cars like this.

flippinfreebird@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 316d (4 replies)

EPA regulations on emissions, in relation to size, caused light trucks (and the SUVs based on them) to grow to the size you see. Ironically, the fuel efficient small pickup trucks and SUVs we grew up with in the 80s and 90s don't meet modern standards. I die a little inside every time I see one of the Nissan trucks, like the one I totaled. ;_;

BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 316d

I'm holding on to my 21 year old 1st gen Colorado like my life depends on it. I'm so mad small pickups aren't a choice nowadays...

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 316d (2 replies)

That's bullshit. Most of the area behind the grill is empty space. Nothing to do with EPA ( which doesn't even exist any more).

The truck makers need to justify the ridiculous profit margins on these 60s era technology vehicles, so they just made them taller, to the point people need steps to get into them. I'm sure someone is working on an escalator.

0x0@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 315d (1 reply)
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d

The "nothing stops Ram" ad proves Google has become self aware and has a sense of humor...

SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 316d (12 replies)

They have become prohibitively expensive to have as a secondary vehicle, if someone is in a position to need a truck occasionally, most people can't afford to have it as anything other than their daily driver.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 316d (1 reply)

$200 a tank as a daily driver. "Why am I poor? Is it the Jews?".

SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 315d

Generally about 80 bucks every other week. Depends on where you live and how much you drive I guess. The tanks are huge and the milage is better than it used to be, though still not great.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 316d (9 replies)

If you only need a truck occasionally, rent one.

I don't understand the problem here.

Also, these monstrosities are gas guzzlers, a smaller vehicle will be cheaper to run. Your argument lacks merit here.

SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 316d (3 replies)

Occasionally here doesn't just mean "I need to haul a load of dirt twice a summer"

It could mean you need it every weekend for a season, it could mean that sometimes you need a truck right this second but didn't think you'd need one at all today.

I'll grant you that a large number of people who only sometimes need a truck could probably rent one, hell the big box stores near me will rent you one for like 30 bucks for an entire morning, if you're lucky enough to get one. Some people do just like the fucking things. But a lot of people are using them for shit like baseball equipment and job site tools. Shit that literally lives in the bed of the truck because they do need it frequently enough to warrant having a truck but they also have to haul their children to school every morning and can't afford a third vehicle just to keep the crap they need somewhat regularly in.

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 316d (1 reply)

How much equipment do you need for baseball? Do you routinely carry around the whole field?

SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 316d

Kinda depends. My wife's cousin is a youth baseball coach, his pickup is generally full of equipment. My sister's kids all do different sports and their third row is perpetually full of different sports equipment.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 315d

Yep, these are all good points, but not entirely the kind of people I'm talking about.

Yes, some people just like them. Those people have questionable taste.

The kind of person you're talking about uses the truck for professional needs.

The vast majority of trucks I see driving around, haven't seen an honest days labor. They just shuttling people back and forth from place to place.

Jyek@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 316d (4 replies)

Renting a truck right now in my area is $200 a day. If I need a truck for a day, I will almost certainly not be in a place financially to rent one

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 315d

Reading your other comments, you're probably one of few exceptions to the steadfast rule that people shouldn't buy trucks. Sounds like you used your head when selecting one. Good job.

I can fill up my little four cylinder vehicle for about $50 .... Canadian money too.

I've also poured over $100 into a truck and didn't even crack a half a tank of gas. And I was thinking that the gas gauge didn't seem to be going down any faster than it would have in my car.... I realized when I filled it that the gauge represented 3-4x the amount of fuel.

My average in my little car is around 6L per 100km.... Maybe upwards of 7 if I'm doing a lot of city driving.

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 316d (1 reply)

That's a common miscalculation.

Having a smaller car can easily save you $200 per month or even more depending on how much you drive. People are routinely spending an extra few $10k to buy a bigger vehicle (or spend an equal amount of money for a truck lease), and after that they say they couldn't afford to spend $200 to rent a truck for a day.

The thing is that you often don't see the cost of a large vehicle (or of any vehicle in general). While you drive, you don't pay for anything. Infrequently, you pay for a whole tank of gas, and once a month you pay for insurance, and even less frequently you pay for maintenance. And value depreciation is something you don't even see at all, it just occurs.

All of that is more or less hidden cost. When you get into your car you don't go like "Ok, this drive down to the super market will cost me X$ in fuel, Y$ in insurance, Z$ in maintenance and Q$ in depreciation".

But if you rent a car, you clearly see all the cost upfront, so it seems much more expensive.

Jyek@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 315d

That's why I bought the smallest truck on the market. Great gas mileage too. And it was actually cheaper than many new cars coming in under 30k

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 316d

You can rent them for $20 at Home Depot or Lowe's. But, rent the vans, like actual workers use.

0x0@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 315d

I get why trucks exist,

Those are hardly "trucks".

salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 317d

They don't even sell the Chevy Colorado where I live. Too small for the demographic here, who needs the biggest truck on the market with aftermarket lift kits.

M1ch431@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 316d (4 replies)

Why do our car manufacturers here even remotely think this is okay?

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 316d

Because it's legal for them to kill us but illegal for us to kill them back.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 316d

They don't think it's okay, but neither do they care. They want money even if it means killing kids.

hayvan@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 316d

Simple: it's profitable. Which means it's not only okay, it's mandatory!

minorkeys@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 315d

They don't concern themselves with whats okay, just with what's legal, and even then, not always. They do concern themselves with what's profitable, all the time. Quite frankly, I don't know why we allow that, except we lost control of the government to money because we don't actually participate in our own governance.

Donebrach@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 316d

Agreed, we shouldn’t be letting the goddamn ephemeral mannekinder block roadways.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 315d (3 replies)

States should be taxing or increasing licensing fees on these vehicles to pay for the increased medical services because of these unsafe vehicles.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 315d

The state is actually a big part of the problem in this case. Small gas trucks are effectively illegal.

Automakers were fucking around with vehicle classifications in the 2000s to get around CAFE regulations. Things like the PT Cruiser were being classified as trucks. So starting in 2012, CAFE regulations were changed so that fuel economy standards were based on vehicle footprint. But it had a huge unintended consequence.

Suddenly a Toyota Corolla had less-strict fuel economy standards than small commercial vehicles like the Dakota, S-10, and Ranger. Notice how all 3 models were discontinued by 2012? And now that the Ranger is "back" its footprint is larger than some old F-150s?

As the CAFE standards get stricter over time, manufacturers have learned it's easier to just make the car bigger than to meet the fuel economy standards. They've made the marketing about penisnsize and shit, but it's really more about meeting regulations.

A more recent casualty was small cargo vans. The Transit Connect, ProMaster City, and NV200 were all discontinued by 2022 because small cargo vans can't meet CAFE. This is also why New York had to cancel its new Taxi fleet that was based on the NV200.

0x0@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 315d

In the 1000% range.

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 315d

In Australia they're registered as trucks, and drivers have to follow truck rules, including special low speed limits on hills, restrictions from minor roads except where that's their destination

This isn't a big impost on them, but it makes them less desirable for people who would use them as daily drivers

myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 317d (2 replies)

Right. Get those kids if from front my truck. I gotta go to Walmart to get a bag of cool ranch Doritos.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 316d (1 reply)

Did you have a stroke

myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 316d

No. Why do you ask? I always drool like this. Wanna see my Trump branded drool rag?

expatriado@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 317d (1 reply)

I think I've seen the source video on Donut Media, there a was funny moment with a rando on wheelchair and they used him as example

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 316d

Plate does read "Donut". The plot thickens.

MITM0@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 317d

WTF ? Now we have to deal with monstertrucks ?

xiao@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 317d

True

rising_man@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 316d

How would they carry stuff, guns and their alpha male ego? Did you think about that? /s

polle@feddit.org · 3 pts · 316d (2 replies)

But what would the people with their small self-esteem do then?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 316d (1 reply)

You misspelled penis.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d

Beat me to it, dammit.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 316d (6 replies)

Why does the front of the car needs to be that high? Does it serve any utility?

psud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 316d

It looks "mean" which buyers apparently like

Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 316d

It's purely aesthetic.

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 316d (2 replies)

It's for real big dick alpha males.

mkhopper@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 316d (1 reply)

It's for real big dick alpha males.

small dick alpha males. FTFY

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 316d

No dick energy. Wrap arounds and wife beaters standard.

psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 316d
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sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 316d

You have a point but the margins are like 30% more plus these dumb chucklefucks are willing to pay 67%apr over 9 years I think we can afford the odd child death

uberdroog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 315d

How can I get my goods to market if I dont have a long haul bus?

0x0@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 315d
Hungry_man@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d

You are up for surprised when you will know blindspot of low level sedan

Sunflier@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 316d (3 replies)

Yeah cars are bullshit. Yeah these vehicles are monstrosities that guzzle gas.

But, sedans are too low to the ground. As a tall person, I need something SUV-sized (regular SUV like a buick envoy) just to get out of. The whole world is designed around someone who is ~5'7". I am 6'3". Getting in and out of vehicles, off of low rise furniture, and reaching down to get stuff off if grocery store shelves is a ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS!!!

I need a taller vehicle just to get out of. I basically have to crawl just to get in and out of an uber sedan.

*Edit: I wish there was viable mass transit here. I'd rather have convenient metro rail. Absent that, I want an electric SUV

theImpudentOne@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 316d

Find you a nice 2000 s-10 xtreme

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 313d (1 reply)

Hatchbacks are what you seek. Or alternatively, a bicycle.

Sunflier@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 313d

Or alternatively, a bicycle

Got hit by a car and died on one of those 2 years ago. The infrastructure in the US isn't set up for bikes.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 317d (9 replies)
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zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 316d (6 replies)

For what

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 316d (5 replies)

40 or so trips to the compost and mulching facilities (it would be 15 if I had the longer bed but I also like being able to park so it's a trade off), about 1500 miles a year towing 8500lbs, usually at least 1 major house project (rebuilding deck this year, garden planters last year), and being the backup family vehicle if my schedule doesn't match up with the wife and kids needs.

paperazzi@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 316d (1 reply)

Literally can do that with any truck, including ones you can view the road from.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 316d
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zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 316d (1 reply)

It'd be cheaper (and easier) to have the mulch/compost delivered or to haul it with a trailer and a more reasonably sized vehicle, you probably don't actually need that boat/camper/whatever you're hauling 1500 miles, you could rent a flatbed for your 1 major house project a year for a fraction of the maintenance cost of your pickup, and a pickup truck is a pretty shit choice for a family vehicle.

You don't need a truck that you can't see over the hood of.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 316d
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Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 316d

Not to dogpile, but it sounds like your needs could be met a lot more affordably with a trailer that you hook up to a more fuel and space efficient vehicle

1500 miles a year towing 8500lbs

That sounds like a camper. I never understood campers, either you want to stay in a building with a real bed and running water wherever you're going or you want to camp as close to the outdoors as possible sans bugs crawling on you, and campers just give you the worst of both experiences. Again its almost definitely cheaper to just rent a cabin or buy a decent tent to pitch wherever you're going than to haul a big $10-50k camper around

sploder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 317d (1 reply)
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CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 317d
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