This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!
Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!
The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.
Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?
Well historically, in Canon humans in pokémon were able to interbreed. There are pokémon in humans in the same a group and humans used to marry pokémon.
Considering there are countless numbers of Pokemon that exhibit human-like intelligence, the ability to communicate in various languages and have full self-realization...
It's more a matter of does the pokémon in question fit said description of being a human equivalent intelligent and self-actualized creature versus the dumber or more feral ones.
Cuz realistically so long as the pokémon is of the intelligent variety that can communicate then it doesn't really matter. There's some weird biology going on but frankly that's not really a problem. Cuz in all realistic aspects you're just looking at extreme dimorphosism more than you are bestiality or something.
Like realistically no one's going to be out here trying to argue that Mewtwo would not be able to give consent. Understand exactly what's happening and is just as human as anyone else despite the body plan.
It's also safe to say that no one's going to be out here trying to realistically argue that of a porion is any more intelligent or aware than your average canine volpine or feline.
Point is Mewtwo is okay. They pass the harkness test. Vaporeon is not okay. They do not pass the harkness test.
That makes sense. To pokéworld humans, real eggs are just the ovoid shit pokémon use as a weapon or carry around for absolutely no discernable reason. Thus, the capsules they use to deliver new pokémon when they reproduce are "fake eggs".
Welcome to the club. You have seen this user once, you will now start seeing them once a month. I've seen them write interesting answers but was so annoyed but the dumb symbol that now I just resort to annoy them whenever I see them and I encourage people to do the same.
Someone told me that they do it to poison AI data, which not only does not work, but also what is the point of harming the bots by also harming the humans?
Maybe that came off miserable. I'm not like obsessed. I just go about my day and the few times I find them i find it funny and bother them a little.
Of would be healthy for them to block me, but I hope instead they just stop it, because they actually say interesting things, and you can see how they just get a lot of down votes because they are annoying everyone. It's basically spam
No. A bully literally goes out of their way to attack people. They go find their victims because they want to do that.
I'm just passing by and do something they can 100% just ignore. However, looking at the army of down votes that hit all of their comments, I suspect I'm not the only one annoyed. Their posts are like getting a spam call. You can ignore them or you can have a little fun with the spammers
So you mean to tell me your idea of how to use thorn and eth takes precedent over centuries of actual scribes who actually used them? This is like the missionaries who write grammars of languages of previously uncontacted peoples and them tell them they're speaking their own language wrong when it doesn't match up with their rules. Linguistic rules (ones which people consciously formulate as opposed to the actual rules that speakers unconsciously follow), just like the laws of physics, are descriptive not prescriptive. If the data and the rules seem to be contradictory, it's the rules that are wrong. There's nothing wrong with using thorn and eth interchangeably, in the same way that there's nothing wrong with using eth and thorn strictly for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.
Frankli, þes, þes I do, becas yeþ didnt speak modern Engliș, wiç we do, & to wiç ye ruls aplþ to. Ye misionarþ is verþ wrong to lektur ye nativs on yeir langweig, but is eqali right to lektur yem on Engliș.
There is a right and a wrong way to break the rules. If you're gonna go out of your way to use obsolete ortography, don't half-ass it.
I do just want to point out that every time someone has tried to argue what you're arguing. There's inevitably been an actual expert in the field point out that the way he's doing it is wrong. He doesn't actually understand what he's doing both in terms of using outdated language and how AI works.
Sorry, but yes it is gross and weird for people to want to fuck lizard creatures from a cartoon/game predominantly aimed at children. And for the record, they all seem totally fine with living in captivity and being made to fight each other.
Downvote me all you want, I've seen what gets you off.
With the caveat that I don't pretend to be perfectly logical, I'd say that fighting pokemon isn't really violence. It is just a video game.
Someone who's jerking off to pokemon is fantasizing about bestiality. This is way better than real bestiality, and I honestly don't care if someone is into it as long as they don't tell me about it. But it's still going to squick me out.
I mean, Pomemon generally pass the Harkness test. They are certainly intelligent enough, and communication is a little tricky, but general jist is simple, and some people can get some pretty complex information from their partners with enough time spent together. That's before counting the fact that if they really want to, they can learn human language.
You know, I had managed to completely forget about that. To the extent that this little comic was meaningless to me. So I came to the comments for explanation. And now my life is full of regret because my memory has been thoroughly jogged. 😑
You know, I haven't seen it from that side yet, but people that talk about fucking a vaporeon actually want to fuck thei eevee. It's even more disturbing, since an eevee looks like a small cute dog. It's got the same energy as rape.
141 Comments
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 245 pts · 298d
This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!
Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 298d
Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 34 pts · 298d
What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 298d
Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 23 pts · 298d
Why would you go back to humans?!
drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 298d
I mean if it's your job...
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 298d
Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 298d
Pokerus, or "how no-vaxers think that measles work".
brsrklf@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 297d
Depends. Some of them don't even believe in viruses at all.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 298d
Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.
The more you know!
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 298d
excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
ICastFist@programming.dev · 10 pts · 297d
capturable gods
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 296d
So it doesn't turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 298d
Pokérus
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 297d
Pee is Stored in The Dick?
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 296d
Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 27 pts · 298d
And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.
brsrklf@jlai.lu · 34 pts · 298d
The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.
Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?
deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 298d
the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?
ameancow@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 297d
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 297d
i would.
wabasso@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 297d
Yeah this is pretty important.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 296d
Well historically, in Canon humans in pokémon were able to interbreed. There are pokémon in humans in the same a group and humans used to marry pokémon.
Considering there are countless numbers of Pokemon that exhibit human-like intelligence, the ability to communicate in various languages and have full self-realization...
It's more a matter of does the pokémon in question fit said description of being a human equivalent intelligent and self-actualized creature versus the dumber or more feral ones.
Cuz realistically so long as the pokémon is of the intelligent variety that can communicate then it doesn't really matter. There's some weird biology going on but frankly that's not really a problem. Cuz in all realistic aspects you're just looking at extreme dimorphosism more than you are bestiality or something.
Like realistically no one's going to be out here trying to argue that Mewtwo would not be able to give consent. Understand exactly what's happening and is just as human as anyone else despite the body plan.
It's also safe to say that no one's going to be out here trying to realistically argue that of a porion is any more intelligent or aware than your average canine volpine or feline.
Point is Mewtwo is okay. They pass the harkness test. Vaporeon is not okay. They do not pass the harkness test.
Do not the fish cat fox dog.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 296d
I would not ask Mewtwo that. Spare yourself the pain.
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 298d
Maybe some of the bird types lay "real" eggs, how exactly they would differ from other eggs is beyond me though lol
ICastFist@programming.dev · 11 pts · 297d
Egg Bomb is a move. Also, the Chansey line has an actual egg on its belly pouch. Why those are real eggs and pokemon eggs aren't is a real mystery
brsrklf@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 297d
That makes sense. To pokéworld humans, real eggs are just the ovoid shit pokémon use as a weapon or carry around for absolutely no discernable reason. Thus, the capsules they use to deliver new pokémon when they reproduce are "fake eggs".
Sxan@piefed.zip · -41 pts · 298d
Good advice to keep in mind about storage! It's better to have þem wiþ you þan to not have one at all.
Condoms do you no good sitting in a cupboard at home, unless þat's where you happen to be.
malware@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 298d
Why are you using thorn instead of just th?
notarobot@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 298d
Welcome to the club. You have seen this user once, you will now start seeing them once a month. I've seen them write interesting answers but was so annoyed but the dumb symbol that now I just resort to annoy them whenever I see them and I encourage people to do the same.
Someone told me that they do it to poison AI data, which not only does not work, but also what is the point of harming the bots by also harming the humans?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 12 pts · 298d
If herpes was a person.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 6 pts · 297d
I continue to read those letters as "p" 😭
Also, for poisoning AI: something better would be using more acronyms because we understand them but AI sometimes just get confused
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 296d
Yeah but that would require him to be intelligent. He has proven repeatedly. He is not very smart.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -7 pts · 297d
I hope they block you, you sound like a miserable person.
notarobot@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 297d
Maybe that came off miserable. I'm not like obsessed. I just go about my day and the few times I find them i find it funny and bother them a little.
Of would be healthy for them to block me, but I hope instead they just stop it, because they actually say interesting things, and you can see how they just get a lot of down votes because they are annoying everyone. It's basically spam
tomenzgg@midwest.social · -2 pts · 297d
Oh; like an elementary-school bully. Cool.
notarobot@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 297d
No. A bully literally goes out of their way to attack people. They go find their victims because they want to do that.
I'm just passing by and do something they can 100% just ignore. However, looking at the army of down votes that hit all of their comments, I suspect I'm not the only one annoyed. Their posts are like getting a spam call. You can ignore them or you can have a little fun with the spammers
Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 298d
It's their dumb gimmick. Don't pay it too much mind.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 297d
Reminds me of the dude that left an anti-ai notice on every comment of his and blocked everyone that said "you know bots will ignore it, right?"
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · -9 pts · 298d
Mines is replying to nonquirky people about quirky people on the threadiverse as “dumb!!” It's great use of my time on the internet!! /s
It's Halloween! Go celebrate quirkness already!
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 298d
Hey look it's penguin of doom
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 3 pts · 297d
Happy All Hallows Eve!
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 298d
More like, if you're already gonna use thorn, why are you using it wrong? It should be "wið".
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 5 pts · 298d
It's not wrong. Thorn and eth were used interchangeably by English scribes for centuries for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
Sure, back yen spelinge was more viebbes baesed yan nott, but if you're gonna bring them back, do it right.
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 2 pts · 297d
So you mean to tell me your idea of how to use thorn and eth takes precedent over centuries of actual scribes who actually used them? This is like the missionaries who write grammars of languages of previously uncontacted peoples and them tell them they're speaking their own language wrong when it doesn't match up with their rules. Linguistic rules (ones which people consciously formulate as opposed to the actual rules that speakers unconsciously follow), just like the laws of physics, are descriptive not prescriptive. If the data and the rules seem to be contradictory, it's the rules that are wrong. There's nothing wrong with using thorn and eth interchangeably, in the same way that there's nothing wrong with using eth and thorn strictly for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Frankli, þes, þes I do, becas yeþ didnt speak modern Engliș, wiç we do, & to wiç ye ruls aplþ to. Ye misionarþ is verþ wrong to lektur ye nativs on yeir langweig, but is eqali right to lektur yem on Engliș.
There is a right and a wrong way to break the rules. If you're gonna go out of your way to use obsolete ortography, don't half-ass it.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 296d
I do just want to point out that every time someone has tried to argue what you're arguing. There's inevitably been an actual expert in the field point out that the way he's doing it is wrong. He doesn't actually understand what he's doing both in terms of using outdated language and how AI works.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 298d
I like this one, it looks like a shrimp
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 8 pts · 297d
ℸ̣╎ᓭ ᓭ⚍ᒲʖ𝙹ꖎ ||𝙹⚍ ⚍ᓭᒷ ╎リᓭℸ𝙹ᒷ↸ 𝙹∷ ↸╎ᓭꖎᒷᓵ╎ᒲ╎ᓵ ⍑リリ╎リ⊣ ℸ̣𝙹 ∷ᒷᒷ↸, ʖ𝙹ℸ̣ ʖ𝙹∷ ↸╎ᓭꖎᒷᓵ╎ᒲ╎ᓵ ᒲᒷリリ⚍リ ᓭ, ╎ ℸ̣╎リꖌ ╎ 𝙹∴⚍ꖎ↸ ⚍ᓭᒷ ℸ̣ᒷ ᓭℸᔑリ↸ᔑ∷↸ ⅁ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ╎ᓵ ᔑꖎᓵꖎᒷʖᔑʖᒷℸ ℸ̣𝙹 ∴∷╎ℸᒷ ᒲ|| ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸᓭ
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Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 297d
Ah, thank you. Glad you were there to clarify
notarobot@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 298d
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bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 298d
Janet, I think someone set your language to angelic, fix that please.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 298d
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toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 76 pts · 298d
Thanks, I hate it.
swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 66 pts · 298d
I don’t get it
Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 106 pts · 298d
Don't research further. Delete your message. This is a friendly warning.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 298d
It's better that way.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 298d
I still don't get it, has vaporeon been sexualised recently ?
ameancow@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 297d
EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 297d
Recently?
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 297d
I'll be the sacrifice to give an answer.
Sorry
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 297d
Was expecting something more...human-like after that. This falls well within the bounds of bestiality.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 297d
oh don't worry, they get creative with it.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 297d
It puts the best in bestiality
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
most Pokemon have human level intelligence or greater, so not bestiality, actually.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 297d
Somehow that doesn't make it better.
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 297d
it actually makes the setting kinda horrifying. Those are people, and they're mostly treated like pets because they can't talk.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 297d
I feel bad for this guy.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 293d
Don't forget that there's a considerable number of pokemon that are psychic and can read/manipulate/control thoughts and even eat dreams
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
What if I told you that there are also male Vaporeons?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 296d
Most of them are male. So, yeah.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 297d
I regret clicking this.
notarobot@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 297d
Thank you for your sacrifice. Rest assured that because of you, I will not click it
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 297d
Yep, I think I have all the context I need without the visual, thank you very much.
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 298d
Do you REALLY want to know?
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 297d
💀
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 297d
"hey guys did you know---"
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 298d
I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.
Do not defile innocent critters! 😭
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 103 pts · 298d
But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?
For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 103 pts · 298d
Well, there's the modern American hysterical mindset in action.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 298d
America is messed up
Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 298d
Ah yes this is only an America thing.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 20 pts · 298d
Big disappointment not bringing good'ld reliable:
Denjin@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 298d
Sorry, but yes it is gross and weird for people to want to fuck lizard creatures from a cartoon/game predominantly aimed at children. And for the record, they all seem totally fine with living in captivity and being made to fight each other.
Downvote me all you want, I've seen what gets you off.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 296d
My favorite thing to do was torture Pokemon C.AI bots by asking them where they get their meat from, then expressing disgust and moralizing them.
logicbomb@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 298d
You know the rules. Combat slaves are okay. Sex slaves are not okay.
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 298d
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
Except also you don't have to be filthy rich, you can just pretend to be. You might even become President one day!
ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 297d
And so do I 🎵
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 298d
In this household we don't talk about the implications of Pokemon and we definitely don't talk about Pokemon Lore.
And we definitely, definitely don't talk about leaked Pokemon lore.
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 6 pts · 297d
Our boundaries about sex and violence are weird.
With the caveat that I don't pretend to be perfectly logical, I'd say that fighting pokemon isn't really violence. It is just a video game.
Someone who's jerking off to pokemon is fantasizing about bestiality. This is way better than real bestiality, and I honestly don't care if someone is into it as long as they don't tell me about it. But it's still going to squick me out.
Pandantic@midwest.social · 4 pts · 297d
Plus Vaporeon is a favorite of mine and this stupid meme has made people question the reasoning for that!! 😭
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 296d
No one's questioning anything. Everyone knows what the reasoning is.
Especially if your vaporeon happens to be white.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 296d
That's so evil bro! Also, this pasta made me racist against Vaporeon though.
AEsheron@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
I mean, Pomemon generally pass the Harkness test. They are certainly intelligent enough, and communication is a little tricky, but general jist is simple, and some people can get some pretty complex information from their partners with enough time spent together. That's before counting the fact that if they really want to, they can learn human language.
absentbird@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
Prisoners can't consent
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 298d
Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!
kieron115@startrek.website · 9 pts · 297d
I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Ready to feast like a mantis.
Reygle@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 297d
Hi. 47 year old human here.
What?
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 297d
Sigh. Vaporeon had someone all hot and bothered and they posted a lengthy diatribe on why and it became a meme.
ETA: The pokemon in the picture, Eevee, turns into Vaporeon with the help of a water stone.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 297d
You know, I had managed to completely forget about that. To the extent that this little comic was meaningless to me. So I came to the comments for explanation. And now my life is full of regret because my memory has been thoroughly jogged. 😑
IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 297d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVvCrl5j-A
This is how I found out about the lore. I shall pass this on to you too.
Reygle@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 297d
May I please un-ask my question? Thanks, I hate it.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 297d
Thanks to your sacrifice, I now know that I shouldn't click on these links.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 297d
Is this what the filibuster is about?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 296d
Your name is suspiciously on-poijt too.
mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 297d
well i know eevee-> vaporeon, but based on comments here im too scared to go down the rabbit hole
Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 297d
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 296d
Anyone got a high res version, or is that just my app?
The age of the sign makes it more menacing.
sulgoth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 297d
This is the correct answer and you'll be happier for it.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 297d
I don’t know the context, but I understand people on the internet enough to get the gist.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 296d
You don't know the context? Buddy, are you ever so blesed!
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 297d
I'm sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I'll be back.
chetradley@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 297d
Nah I'm good actually...
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 296d
The sequel is about Flareon. And it's as wholesome as the original is lewd.
The sequel goes into great detail how warm fuzzy cuddly and lovable Flareon is. And how if you hug it, it would be like hugging a warm cloud.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 296d
I loved that one! Then I discovered they did an r34 for Umbreon too...
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Well, I didn't find it. But I did find some other interesting and holesum reads along the way
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 297d
According to ingame text (some altered in localization) from Gen 1 there is a history of human-pokemon marriage.
Icytrees@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 298d
Those are very small condoms. Are we sure they're not for the pokemon?
insufferableninja@piefed.social · 8 pts · 297d
I don't get it...
nialv7@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 297d
Don't look into it.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 297d
Good. The trauma isn't worth it.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 297d
How about some ID on that Eevee, huh?
ICastFist@programming.dev · 8 pts · 297d
Level 25, found inside a building in Celadon City
tio_bira@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 297d
I only learned abou this few months ago, i still wish no one have explained that for me...
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 296d
You know, I haven't seen it from that side yet, but people that talk about fucking a vaporeon actually want to fuck thei eevee. It's even more disturbing, since an eevee looks like a small cute dog. It's got the same energy as rape.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 296d
Fennec fox! And yeah, eww. Instead of just fucking Ash's dad like normal people.
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 296d
RIGHT???
snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 297d
Oh is eggroller not doing FFXIV stuff now?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
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nekbardrun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
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