I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as "shooting up." The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one "takes neither and shows up drunk", and the twist is that "rather than showing up drunk he's doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs" wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.
You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.
when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think "oh they are talking about insulin" and more so "are they talking about drugs?"
I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.
I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...
They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn't really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It's mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it's kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can't remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don't know if I'm just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It's like when they "proved" to House in House MD that he'd gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that's a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn't just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
🎶 If it's going up your arsehole flare the base
If it's going up your arsehole flare the base
If it's going up your arse, there's a point it mustn't pass
If it's going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
Meh. Just use lube and don't let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don't leave glass bottles on the beach, that's just rude.
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one's anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
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13igTyme@piefed.social · 224 pts · 305d
You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 90 pts · 305d
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 19 pts · 305d
Bring yo needles!
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 305d
Okay I'm here. What now?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 304d
Sunscreen, maybe?
Venat0r@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d
don't need sunscreen if you go at night
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 304d
Raise hell!
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 304d
Username made me chortle
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · -7 pts · 305d
wtf
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 12 pts · 305d
What? If you're not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It's the beach.
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
Hell yeah! Where all my New Jerseyans at?
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 305d
what the hell are you talking about dude?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 305d
I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as "shooting up." The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one "takes neither and shows up drunk", and the twist is that "rather than showing up drunk he's doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs" wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
MotoAsh@piefed.social · 5 pts · 305d
Or they're just saying something that'd be even worse than broken glass to step on.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 305d
You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.
You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 2 pts · 304d
Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 304d
Estradiol Valerate?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 305d
Diabetes?
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 305d
when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think "oh they are talking about insulin" and more so "are they talking about drugs?"
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 304d
NJ has hypo needles on the beach.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 304d
ew
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
They are referring to when New Jersey had a huge problem with needles washing up on the beaches back in the 90s.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 304d
oh im canadian so i don't get that.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · -11 pts · 305d
how about you don't need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 305d
I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let's have a drink and be friends. :)
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · -7 pts · 305d
huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 304d
Water at the beach is salty.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 304d
just bring a desalination plant
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 304d
So make pasta!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 304d
(My) Humour isn't for everyone.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 302d
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 304d
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
copd@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
You guys have hot sand? - British person
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 304d
But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 304d
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 304d
there is one other place it can sit :3
angrystego@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
The point of the post is you can, though.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 304d
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 304d
Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 302d
I've never even (consciously) seen a six-pack with the kind of stuff that traps animals, we don't really do 6-packs of cans here and the bottle 6-packs are held together by cardboard ...
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 302d
Yeah same. My intent was to suggest sea life preservationism as an adequate justification for irresponsible public intoxication.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 304d
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 304d
how?
toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d
They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 304d
Seems like a big wide base would be safer.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d
Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
I'm having a hard time seeing how you're not seeing how.
Donkter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 305d
Take flasks.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d
Take wooden barrels.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
Take sheep bladders
bier@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 305d
For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
13igTyme@piefed.social · 9 pts · 305d
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
Super pretty decades or centuries later tho
bier@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 304d
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn't really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
13igTyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 304d
Glass bottles accidentally break all the time.
DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d
You can stick tall cans in the sand
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 304d
But isn't the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 304d
Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won't fling metal shards around everywhere
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 304d
My Stick grenade does.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 96 pts · 305d
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 305d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 305d
Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 304d
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d
context
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 304d
Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 304d
Where's fisting enthusiast when you need him?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 304d
Dasus@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 304d
Well at least that's a flared base.
But, uhm... context?
rapchee@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 304d
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correct
Dasus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 304d
Oh yeah I've seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I've forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I've watched something several times, I can't really recall anything that's like older than two years.
Hell I've started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn't as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 304d
It's impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 304d
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It's mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it's kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can't remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don't know if I'm just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It's like when they "proved" to House in House MD that he'd gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
There was A Lot going on in the movie if I remember
Auli@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 304d
If watched it don't remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.
rapchee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d
they need to do random things to get parallel world powers, obviously
hanrahan@piefed.social · 1 pts · 304d
On the flip side, I didn't make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 304d
Now I'm curious what you do rate as a good movie
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 304d
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
I was like, wait a minute, that's a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn't just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 304d
Yeah, I figured I'd write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 304d
NullPointerException@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 305d
It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 305d
I'm no scientist but would the sand insulate at all?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 305d
The top of the sand tends to be hotter than the layers below. If you dig in a bit, the sand underneath is very cool and refreshing.
Incidentally, its the opposite of the human anus, which only gets hotter the deeper you penetrate.
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 305d
Yeah we certainly needed to know that last fact
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 304d
I wonder what the unit of hotness is.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Picantes
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 304d
I like that as a unit of sexual hotness, ngl
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 305d
!Subscribe to sand/butt facts
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
You'd have to bury it fairly deep.
I'm Australia at least, you'd just be warming up your beer.
Glass bottles at the beach is a big no no though.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 24 pts · 304d
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 304d
Should I know these people or is it just random gifs?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 304d
Just random well-known reaction gifs (but if you want to know: Anna Sloan, Sheldon J. Plankton, Elizaveta Podkorytova).
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 304d
I didn't know Sir Plankton had a first or second name. Nor did I know that his last name is Plankton and not his first.
echodot@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 304d
Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 304d
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 304d
He means sticking it in one's ass, and you probably know why a hollow glass object with no flared base shouldn't be put inside the human rectum.
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 304d
Because it echoes when I fart?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 304d
Yes, exactly that.
buttnugget@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Oh, ok that makes sense. I was wondering if there was some sort of chemical reaction or something that was implied.
Ninjasftw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
I would think with your username that sticking it in your butt would be the first thing that comes to mind!
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
You and I are sheltered I guess. I thought it was to prevent people cutting their feet at the beach (presume that's not uncommon).
The butt thing does make it funnier though.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 304d
I presume since the beer bottle says... squints Cream Blindness......... that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone's favorite: AI slop.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 304d
Actually it says "Ocean Blindness." And apparently it's a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 304d
Thanks for digging, that's cool. I'm glad that some Japanese weirdo actually created this for their art exhibit.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 305d
Could bring a whole new meaning to the term "butt chug"
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 304d
Nope, it would still be the same. Just glass in the way.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d
My understanding of a current butt chug is someone ingests liquid into their ass
My new proposed meaning is when someone shoves the base of this bottle in their ass then positions themselves so a 2nd person can enjoy the chugging.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 304d
Finally, a drinking game that's inclusive to our amputatee homies!
joel_feila@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 304d
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 305d
Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 304d
Been saying it for a while, we need to universally un-stigmatize putting things up your butt. The world would be a better place.
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 305d
thats what a rookie would say!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 304d
Prob isn't even on a first name basis with the good ER folk.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 304d
Like a keg?
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 304d
A jar
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 304d
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…
adaveinthelife@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 304d
Wash the sand off first
Or don't if that's what you're into
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 304d
Negative lubrication
wabafee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
Why not stick a sand paper along the way
joel_feila@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
But chugging is a thing apparently
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 304d
Butt-chugging you mean
AvocadoSandwich@eviltoast.org · 5 pts · 304d
We have a connoisseur I see!
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 304d
That's colonsir, please.
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d
I just found a new way to pronounce coloniser.
Guilvareux@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 304d
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 303d
Woah, why am I getting such a clear sense of deja-vu from this comment?
yum@lemmy.eco.br · 0 pts · 304d
Wash the sand off first
Or don't if that's what you're into
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 304d
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 303d
If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
CyberTaco@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 305d
Well of course, the base isn't flared.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 304d
CyberOSHA over here demanding we don't have fun ...
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 305d
Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the sand. This for somewhere else.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
I'm thinking anus.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 304d
Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the anus. This for somewhere else.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 304d
Nope, nope, nope, this is for nowhere. I'm having vivid flash backs of the jar video.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 304d
That's how you get another '1 man 1 jar' incident.
djdarren@piefed.social · 9 pts · 304d
🎶 If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arsehole flare the base If it's going up your arse, there's a point it mustn't pass If it's going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
clap clap.
ccunning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 305d
I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 305d
Sand to sand!
ccunning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
))<>((
ceenote@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 305d
But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 3 pts · 305d
Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 305d
That's not the way to go about it, now I'm definitively thinking about it. 🫠
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 305d
Don't think about a pink elephant.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 305d
I don't think I could fit an entire elephant back there, no matter the color.
fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
Not with that attitude!
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 305d
Meh. Just use lube and don't let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don't leave glass bottles on the beach, that's just rude.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 304d
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 304d
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 305d
Those things look fun to throw
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 305d
Bet if you put fletching on it you could get some good long distance accuracy.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn't get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
n0respect@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 303d
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn't do it in reverse with the swelling.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
So you get warm beer?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 304d
Not if you go to a cold beach.
joel_feila@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
But if not but plug why but plig shaped
alternategait@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d
ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 304d
The bottle cap looks flared enough
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 304d
Obviously there's the but stuff, but isn't sticking the bottle in the sand bad anyway because it could lead to broken glass?
Kalothar@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 304d
This is just a tiny amphora, the Greeks have this Japanese designer beat by about 3000 years
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 304d
Hopefully these don't shatter as easily as the big ones ...
TessierAshpool@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 303d
Well it's not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
Isa@feddit.org · 2 pts · 305d
But it is designed, to be stuck into the sand … designed to!! Why then shouldn't I think about sticking it into the sand at the beach, why?!
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 6 pts · 305d
Because it is coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.
scutiger@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
The message from the ER doctor suggest that ge expects people to put them in their butts, and advises that they not.
Isa@feddit.org · 1 pts · 304d
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 304d
aaaaand the ER’s filling up.
falseWhite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 304d
devolution@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 305d
What are you doing step-brother?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 303d
Not even of you fill it with epoxy first?
db2@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 305d
scutiger@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 305d
Oh, you got the joke. Good for you.
db2@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 305d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
Sorry you didn't understand it.
blind3rdeye@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 304d
Perhaps it is you who failed to see clever anti-humor in the post you are replying to!
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursive-humor)
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 304d
See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one's anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 304d
Isn't it also probably dangerous in the sand?
db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
Glass on the beach is always an asshole move.